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Hater of the Year 2009-present @kfcradio , One Minute Man on IG, @atibarstool , Friday Night Pints @gottabelievepod . Show/Merch -

New York, NY
Joined March 2010
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The Official One Minute Man™️ thread. All OMM videos in one place to keep up and share: #OneMinuteMan - @MrBeast cured 1,000 people’s blindness and gave them cash, cars, and scholarships and the internet said he’s exploiting people in need. YOU CANNOT WIN
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“22 yr old man seen doing 22 year old man things”
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Sam Darnold gets 'wasted' and 'hooks up with girl' after Jets' big win
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I thought this was Pete Davidson
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Brittney Griner says she’s happy to be released in footage from plane:
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Pretty sure I just became a fan of any team he ever plays for ever again
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Pretty sure I just became a fan of any team this guy ever faces ever again.
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The internet is unbelievable, man. YouTube vlogger spotted Gabby Petito & Brian Laundrie’s van while editing footage, reported it, police searched the area & sadly (but fortunately for the investigation) found her body. That was truly a needle in a haystack found by the internet
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Self awareness on ZERO point ZERO. Do these people not understand they are not included in the “Us” ?????
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A wedding is super turnt up while playing Kendrick Lamar's Drake diss song, "Not Like Us."
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But you pooped your pants.
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Liberal sports writer @KFCBarstool is trying to defame me over lies, but let's not forget this progressive hero cheated on his pregnant wife. Leftists are hypocrites that don't care about women and treat them like garbage. This is real toxic masculinity.
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Goddamn Whatta flex
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Harambe 2.0: Sea Lion rips little girl right into the water with a quickness. Dude jumps in immediately to save her.
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Just. Arrest. The. Murderer.
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Jada Pinkett has disrespected Will Smith at like every single turn and a GI JANE joke is his breaking point??
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This has gotta be the most tragic and shocking death the pro sports world has ever experienced, no? Certainly of my lifetime, but given the age, circumstances, and the player who the world lost, I’d say it’s the worst story in the history of professional sports
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Trump went from threatening nuclear war to hosting his own version of the Dundies in 2 tweets
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I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
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Is this the worst missed call in nfl history? He held him for about 15 mins. I don’t think the broadcast even made mention of it??? Wow 3rd and 22! Yea it’s easy when you’re blatantly holding
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If a transgender person wants to risk their life to protect my freedom they are a goddam HERO and should be able to do whatever they want
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These two goddam aliens. Wemby probably telling Durant he can head back up to the mothership. KD’s watch has ended he’ll hold it down for their home planet now.
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Vanessa Hudgens wrote a long, heartfelt iPhone note apology and this was the top reply 😂😂😂 I’m fucking dying. This app is so goddam rude I love it
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This cop is legitimately, TRULY, an American hero. Calmly, rationally, and succinctly explaining to Poop Girl why you can’t run around being an asshole playing dumb. “I would leave everybody alone, because they clearly don’t like you.”
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I swear to god, even if I was the most hardcore trump supporter, genuinely believed the election was stolen, and went to DC fully ready to protest and storm the capitol, truly thinking the election was rigged...the second I saw this guy was on my team, I’d give up an go home
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Alright. I’m just gonna do it. Im gonna rip the band aid off, say it & take the hit I don’t think Skip’s tweet was all that insensitive. Everyone was talking about canceling the game. Skip brought up the stakes involved & mentioned how irrelevant it seemed. The reaction is NUTS
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You’ll be hard pressed to find a worse video not involving violence. Dude poured out his heart and said let’s work together and they arrested him. Insanity.
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If you don’t smile, I don’t wanna know you as a human.
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Amber Heard guilty of ALL THE SHIT
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Official Coke power rankings: 1) glass bottle coke 2) McDonald’s fountain 3) aluminum can 4) 20 Oz plastic
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13 yr old girl gone. Vanessa Bryant and all of Gianna’s sisters must be stuck in an absolute whirlwind of emotion and pain. It’s no longer a sports tragedy, that’s just a family tragedy that somehow got that much sadder
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Kylie Jenner asking for people to donate to a GoFundMe after her make up artist was in a car accident is a TOUGH look. The pajamas she woke up in are probably worth 60k
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Meet the Grahams is one of the creepiest, most ominous rap songs ever. Definitely gets major credit for a unique & intriguing approach. But Kendrick’s high horse approach when he himself admitted to all these similar shortcomings on Mr Morales seems hypocritical to me
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I usually defend Lebron. And I gotta be honest if my son is ever throwing down alley oops I will probably lose my fucking mind. But this is absolutely ridiculous. This is like, bizarre childlike behavior. Whatta weirdo
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If you don’t plunk this kid you have no respect for yourself or the game of baseball. Drill this little squatting fucker
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It’s fucking INSANITY that both hockey and basketball did bubbles and the MLB was like mehhh let’s just fly all around the country like normal
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The amount of death that has occurred because of having the World Cup in fucking Qatar is horrific. From the migrant workers to Grant Wahl. It’s the most corrupt event on the goddam planet. None of these deaths had to happen.
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You could make the argument this is the best scene in Sunny history. The best 60 seconds of the show. Maybe the best 60 seconds in tv history.
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Jeremy Lin made 65 million dollars for 2 good weeks of basketball, became a cultural icon, has a Harvard degree, and he’s SOBBING because he might have to retire from basketball a few years earlier than other NBA players. I dont think we are using the term “rock bottom” correctly
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Derek Jeter making a simple play and stumbling 50 extra feet into the stands
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Roughly 280,000 fans went to this years World Series and none of them walked out of the building happy the night they attended. That’s the weirdest thing to happen in sports in a long time
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“I’m not gonna do this bullshit. I’m not gonna sit here with no medical degree, listening to you with no medical degree, acting like we know what’s up.” - Burr on Rogan I’m not so sure I’ve ever disagreed with Bill Burr. Like ever. Truly the GOAT
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an athlete ingratiate himself more to the world than Joe Kelly did in about 10 mins worth of work tonight. He’s legit a hero to every baseball fan who doesn’t root for the Astros.
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Joe Kelly yawning after almost murdering Bregman in a baseball revenge plot is some sociopath shit
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“I’m gonna yell ‘Viva La Stool!’ Like a young white drunkard” @barstoolsports makes it to Family Guy 😂😂
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The motherfucking MAN. America’s QB.
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The people who are shocked and upset by where Dany’s character went are the strangest of all Thrones fans/critics. This is where it has ALWAYS been headed. I can’t imagine watching this whole time thinking she wasn’t losing her moral compass
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Whoever had final say in the Bengals drafting that kicker is having a GREAT couple weeks
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The USWNT need to drop a press release that reads: ATTN: The World Re: Our behavior during the World Cup Suck our dicks. Best, The United States Women’s National Team
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Smartest dude in MLB
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Tom Brady has had his dick sucked for two decades talking about how no matter who he has around him, he wins. How he makes every player great. Never had the best weapons. Turned regular players into HOFers etc etc But now it’s the “weapons around him” fault? Can’t go both ways
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Now you’re in NEWWWWW YORRRRRK, concrete jungle where they just throw a bedsheet over the dead bodies and don’t even shut down the subwayyyyy, there’s nothing you cantttt dooooo!
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Holy fucking shit was that a moment. Aaron Rodgers running out with the American flag and the spotlight on him was an all time scene. The Jets are winning the Super Bowl
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John McCain was a real badass American. I don’t care what politics you believe in, if you can’t admit that, you’re an asshole
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Jackass doesn’t get enough credit for molding the sense of humor of an entire generation. None of us are who we are without it
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if u don't think Jackass was the pinnacle of television you're a fucking idiot what other show had a casual Brat Pitt abduction cameo
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If you’re not entertained by Drake face to face, nose to nose telling Draymond he’s trash, you don’t appreciate flair for the dramatic
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We have to start seriously considering the idea that Patrick Mahomes sold his soul to the devil for the run to start his career. Now he’s won his SB and it’s time to pay the piper, and this is his eternity now
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This is the right move from a PR point of view to make this silly backlash go away and just get back to enjoying the super bowl, but make no mistake it’s insane for the Staffords to pay someone’s bills because Matthew *saw* someone fall & ppl think his reaction was rude
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Rams’ QB Matthew and Kelly Stafford announced they will be covering the medical expenses for Kelly Smiley, who fell off a stage during Wednesday’s Super Bowl parade and fractured her spine: “We have been in communication with Kelly Smiley ... and we are sorry for what happened.”
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So many mixed reports about Kobe’s daughters being on that chopper...this is when social media sucks and gets dangerous. Let’s pray it ain’t true and stop spreading that one until we hear confirmation one way or the other.
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The Yoko Ono of Podcasts 😂😂😂
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That Zac Stacy video is one of the most difficult things I’ve ever watched. Jesus Christ he just wouldn’t stop. Can only hope and pray that he gets the absolute worst fate imaginable.
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Most mesmerizing video you will ever watch. If you need me I’ll be watching this on repeat for the next 5 hours
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If you’re dumb like I am, here’s a quick 5 minute explanation of what’s happening with GameStop and Wall Street $GME. The Robinhood Reddit bros are making millions and essentially took out an entire hedge fund. David vs Goliath. POWER OF THE INTERNET
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The Democrats are very much in Jets QB territory. People are clammoring to bench the starter for QB2 or even 3. And more often than not people realize the backups are even worse than your starter. But the overwhelming vibe of “you gotta do *something*” has taken over
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I cannot WAIT for a video of the MAGA kid crying and apologizing and asking the internet to stop making fun of him. It’s for sure coming.
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If you’re a white person claiming you’re *actually* offended by the word cracker you are a liar. You just don’t like that a double standard exists and you think it’s unfair in the world of race relations so you claim to be hurt by that word. You’re not.
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Self checkout is where we separate functioning members of society from non functioning. If you can’t scan your shit and put your card in you gotta get the fuck off this planet
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Holy shit I don’t know what’s funnier the hat or the collectively “ohhhh” It’s the hat but the groan too. 😂😂
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My son shit himself at karate lmaaoooo
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This is one of the funniest and most underrated scenes ever
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“Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table…especially Hitler” is one of the wildest things anyone has ever said in an actual, sit down interview
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This is why Ken Griffey Jr is my favorite baseball player of all time. Not the swing. Not the swag. Not the unbelievable talent. Just the fact that he hates the Yankees & all their lame bullshit as much as I do. Everyone should hate that team like The Kid
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Hitting 1 billion AFTER a $750 million divorce settlement is probably the most impressive stat of Tiger’s career
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Exclusive company. 💰 Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and LeBron James are the only athletes to have an estimated net worth of one billion dollars or more. (H/T @Forbes )
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The twist ending that combines the 2 biggest Barstool storylines that took over the world. Wow. Just wow.
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It is truly wild how much of a free pass Tyreek Hill gets for being a genuinely bad dude
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If Barstool Sports suspended people for hooking up with coworkers, half the office would just disappear like the Thanos snap 😂😂
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Jake Tapper just went Billy Madison moderator on us. “That was a hot mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck.”
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Gun Girl pooped her pants! Tell ya friends tell ya friends!
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Holy fuck. Carmen Electra hiding from MJ banging on the door of Dennis Rodman’s hotel room is EXACTLY the kind of stories I was hoping for the in Rodman episode of this doc
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THE GREATEST CALL IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL!! THE ROCKET @Jared_Carrabis
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What a bunch of fucking assholes you all are. That man owes you NOTHING. He’s given you EVERYTHING. All your memories. All your fun. All your entire identities…and you’re making a huge fuss over not being mentioned in an Instagram post. Embarrassing. You should be embarrassed.
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Did @Billyhottakes just absolutely crush this appearance?? I think he did (I hope he filed the paperwork)
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Vaccinate your kids so they A) don’t die and b) don’t have to get yanked out of school. Easy peasy.
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A kid cries as he holds a goodbye note his classmates wrote in goodbye as he is kicked out of school in #NewYork by the #bigoted and ignorant #democratparty lawmakers bought of by #BigPharma , who repealed religious exceptions - This is straight up hate & discrimination. #Vaccines
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“FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK ALLLLLL YOUUUU SUCK MY DICCCCCK”
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THE DREAM
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New York Times columnist hit by sightseeing bus awarded $85 million
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The true horror of the worldwide pandemic and Russia invading Ukraine? Joy Behar hasn’t been able to take her trip to Italy. Thoughts and Prayers for Joy. We hope she makes it through this tragedy.
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What in the absolute fuck is going on
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dont worry @barstoolsports i have this project im tryna get off the ground let me know if ur interested #CallHerGranny
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You're gonna fooken regret this, mate
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New tattoo. What do you think @TheNotoriousMMA ?
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That’s the most “we want caitlin Clark in the national championship” call ever and they didn’t even try to hide it
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Joey chestnut winning the hot dog contest for the 16th season, on crutches and a boot, while choking out a protester is the most AMERICAN THING IVE EVER SEEN
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I’m not kidding you - this is the best play in baseball history. Dude stole first on a ground out and drove in a run!
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Cody Parkey still kneeling and praying is INSANE. How does that guy still believe in God???
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I understand the sentiment but I think the blackout Tuesday on IG is a horrible idea. I think continuing to talk, discuss, and expose the horrendous issues and behavior on both sides is the way. And I think the blackout feels like a gimmick for IG influencers to feel special
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Imagine landing 2 of the funniest dudes in the world and then losing them because you got pushed around by a few employees? 😂😂 How DUMB
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Imagine you’re about to start your life playing college basketball in Southern California and your dad sends you to LITHUANIA instead???
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#RuthkandaForeverAwards North West is SEVEN YRS OLD
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I’d rather my Quarterback making out with chicks than making out with his kids
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Like the ‘72 Dolphins, I have a champagne toast every year the Yankees don’t win the World Series. 18 times in the last 19 years. Being a Yankee Hater is one of the most satisfying gigs in sports. 18 outta 19. That’s a fucking DYNASTY folks.
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I am hyperventilating. This is an ALL TIME thumbs down 👎🏻
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I know what we’re doing here. And I don’t wanna start off the week arguing. But anybody who calls this green is an ASSHOLE
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You're asking a friend to pick you up a Gatorade, which color would you say this one is?
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NOW YOURE IN NEWWWW YORRRRK! Concrete jungle where hobos will shit in your mop bucket if you take your eyes off it for literally like 2 secondsssss! There’s nothing you can’t doooo!
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This is probably the first time in like 20+ years the Pats have truly known pain. Like true, real, head in the oven, toaster in the bath pain. They’ve had a few tough moments but this is the first time it’s been truly embarrassing. Fucking fantastic.
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First of all, releasing strip club pics should be unconstitutional. Secondly, that’s SO MUCH goddam money 😂😂 Made it rain so much it turned to snow. Looks like the club got 3-5 inches that night
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Also this announcer sounds like this putt made him cum
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