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Kathrine Brandt

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poker connoisseur, elected founder of the razzies

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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Baby’s first lavender chips!
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@ask_aubry That was domestic abuse. She was right to call the police she was being held against her will for three hours after being physically grabbed and pushed into a confined area. His reaction afterwards confirms it. He should have been arrested. She did nothing wrong.
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry “respecting her boundaries” means doing what he can to get her to drop her boundaries apparently …by “gently push her”…dude just back off
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry So…he wants 50/50 custody of an infant that he feels is in competition with him for access to the mother’s breasts? 😐
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry Raised his kid to be exactly who his kid became
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@ask_aubry Who else was shouting at the screen for her to stop walking to her car!!
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5 months
@ask_aubry Yep, the family embarrassed itself…and the couple didnt need to stick around and watch
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@withhumanhands must be nice to have zero trust issues
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry The real question is what kind of pressure is she under to have a boy. I was very surprised by everyone’s response when my second was a boy…everyone I met, friends, family, whoever…seemed overly excited for me that the baby was a boy. Everyone said it didnt matter to them, but
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@ask_aubry “I cannot believe my wife turned out to only be superhuman in our household! Why can’t you be twice as superhuman so I can loan you to my best friend?”
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry Sounds like “family first” except when it comes to how the family treats “evan”
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry He said soon it will change and daughter waited, even though she clearly did not want to, she gave it time. “nothing changed” and now he is wondering why daughter is upset that “soon” was a false promise?
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@9mmGlockGirl @Pink She said she flys the rainbow 🌈 flag. If you dont support those rights…she dont need you 🤷‍♀️
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@ask_aubry Next time fake a phone call, hold the phone to your ear and film the guy as you turn and go the other direction. “So sorry, have to take this call” and hurry off like you forgot something the direction you came from dont just keep walking and engaging
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@ask_aubry Dude should have gone back to the store and got her a new sandwich…honestly you are fighting with a tired, sick, fedup, and HUNGRY woman…FEED HER!
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@ask_aubry They always betray themselves with the last sentence dont they?
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry Its a sign you will change every diaper
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@ask_aubry Wait a minute…who is showing up?
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
@ask_aubry Dad did a great job…turns out daughter has standards.
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@ask_aubry which culture is this? …I want one
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@mrsballs69 definitely the toothpick
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@offbeatorbit apparently she is the one who knocks
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry This is how dads can sleep through the night when moms handle all the feedings…Bc they are always thinking about the baby’s needs so much so that they forget to eat and shower…oh wait, no, thats moms again
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry Wife noped out of their real quick. I am impressed 👑
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
@ask_aubry That last sentence though 🤦‍♀️
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@NurysKMateo Production trolling Jay about which airport he is flying to was also epic. I guess production isnt a fan.
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
@DynamoSuperX Bambi’s mom
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@itsJeffTiedrich Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Made day 5!!! What a beautiful game ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry The truest irony of all this is that if women were really equal in our society we would NOT care about markers of success such as money, status, and yes height…which are there to show a women she will be protected and provided for. If you truly treate women equally, allow them
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@ask_aubry She has to pay for a nanny if she doesnt want daycare. She knows she doesnt want to be home all day and maybe hubs didnt know this beforehand but now knows its too much for him. Unreasonable to force him…too similar to forcing women not to return to their jobs.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@nickmartin Anyone else scan this list double checking for that weird cousin you havent seen since you were kids?
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@StaceyVaughn @ask_aubry It means they are pro choice they are just not sure if women should be making the choice
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@ask_aubry Another things a bear would not do
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@DrAbbyBoucher About what pushes back when they stretch their legs…about the voices and noises they hear…in short they are dreaming about their mother
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
@ask_aubry What does he think happens when women ARE pregnant…the body just keeps releasing eggs that can get fertilized?
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@witti_indi When you realize that Charlotte Samantha Miranda and Carrie are all just ONE woman having four different experiences and wrestling with four different modern archetypes of how she is supposed to behave professionally and in relationships and once a week eats breakfast by herself
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@ask_aubry Since when does an ultrasound tech have any authority?
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@ask_aubry She said no and he “could tell she didn’t mean it”…wonder where we have seen that before
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@ask_aubry wait…HE wont swim topless? 👀
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@NurysKMateo I thought this season was terrible…but it is actually doing its job of filtering out who can be a champion and be on the challenge in the future and who cannot/shouldnt. Olivia blew it, Ed blew it, Jay is still blowing it…Michele has to make some different moves…n so many pons
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Kathrine Brandt
9 months
@hankgreen The trick is to be funny first, then push boundaries…it takes talent to find the edge and that kid just doesn’t have it
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@akatepockett Wow, how do people feel when she introduces him as “husband”…and later learn that he takes that role less serious than a hobby
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@GerryMcBride When I was a kid and started doubting I wanted to put up a camera to film Santa overnight and catch him, I let my parents in on the plan…and while we were out looking at Christmas lights Santa came early! He is very tricky
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@CensoredMen Triggering competitive nature in the species with an artificially limited false resource
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@kirdonnemo @ask_aubry I think victims of domestic abuse are notorious for not pressing charges, they also change their story after the fact to protect their abuser and themselves from further abuse, trying to plcate their abuser. We need to do more to protect them (victims)
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
@KevMeyers2 @OrleansPokerRo1 He really wanted to play that ace rag..but the chart says no 😭
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
@ask_aubry liberalism is not an ideology
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@Shmattheww MJ didnt know that scratching trishelle on the chalk board took a lot longer than scratching CT. It was so loud. Why wouldnt trishelle switch to MJ after MJ voted for her twice. MJ blew it by not preying on trishelle’s insecurities and voting CT
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@Joeingram1 Someone grabbed their 10%
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
End of level 17…feature table was good to us!
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Level 12 was good to us! wsop main day 3
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@kendallhosseini This guy could do it…and we would never be the same again.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@TheAmandaGorman Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
Officially 3/5 cashes in the main event! LFG!
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
Day 4 bound in wsop main! …money bubble approachs
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@WendyHassonMD He should probably be on paternity leave then so he can support her at home…oh thats right our country doesnt provide that
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Baby’s first six figure score! Kathrine Brandt eliminated in 2nd place ($184,521)
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@TrishelleC As a poker player? Did you hear how loud MJ was scratching on the chalk board and know she was writing your name?
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@KevinHart4real Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Day 5 first break: above average…and that aint bad ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Heads up!!!
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@fasc1nate “Peggy I’m home”
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Kathrine Brandt
9 months
@sanguinesal The only problem is that it was entirely for the benefit of the first half of the line which Ashley was a part of…numbers 11-17 are the ones that suddenly put themselves at risk…it was a great deal for Ashley who never would have made it across without the deal
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
@ask_aubry That dude has not played football before
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@prolepeach Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@KatLaRonde Man, reminds me of the time I spent sitting next to a male gorilla on the other side of a plate of glass…just chilling. Then he got up and banged the glass with his fist and walked off…beautiful animal…sorry I offended you
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Next year for us ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@DougPolkVids @berkey11 Calling @berkey a “scammer” “scammer” and a “scam artist” after calling @junglemandan a “bitch”…yeah not quite sure but I think @GmanPoker might have the right read on @nikairball
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@designmom sociopath
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@RealCrazyFight_ If you scream…turn back now. For some of us the videos are enough to know the glory of spending 5min at the top of the world isnt worth the risk or loss of humanity you would endure by stepping over dead and dying people.
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Two women left out of 12 players in the @TurningStone @wsop main event returning for day 3. And they are both @PocketQueensPkr @pokerorg
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@NSBrooklyn5 @CensoredMen well now I want one
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Still alive for level 20…there are many ways to do this, this one is mine ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@LeilaWalsh8 @espiers Wtf dude, thats not abortion…thats birth! Thats live birth. So now we cannot even have c-sections when suffering from preeclampsia?
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@JoJoFromJerz We need to take off our shoes when we enter a school…that’s the real problem! And water bottles, no more loaded water bottles on campus.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
GG’s. Be back next year for this one!
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Wsop main day 4 dinner break!
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
2nd break @wsop @TurningStone ⁩ circuit main event day 3. 3 players left and two are women! ⁦ @PocketQueensPkr ⁩ ⁦ @pokerorg
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@NurysKMateo Its just a schtick …she acts relatively normal beforehand than turns it on during the “interview”…but its very surprising everyone and their pr team doesnt know exactly what she is about to do
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Kathrine Brandt
9 months
Dinner break Ladies Event WPT
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Well…headed back to the feature table! Lights camera action part two!!!!! This one was definitely random:
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
Sneaking into day 3 of the tag team with 12bb and the button 22 teams left
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@DoomScroling Kinda makes you think the funders of law makers understand population means profit… problem with birth rate? could effect bottom line in 10-20 years so…end abortion. Not that I believe in conspiracies or anything
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@padspoker 1) most people lose 2) find a bankroll 3) fold alot
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Kathrine Brandt
9 months
@DiscussingFilm Probably bc they had to pretend to play dead for too long and the floor was cold
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@NurysKMateo Did production pay for your stuff? Since you were prevented from doing anything?
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Not my mom telling everyone I got second place in the wsop main event 🤦‍♀️ 😂
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@RonDeSantis florida is something out of a dystopian novel, but you have to have read dystopian novels to know that…or are all of those books banned in florida?
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Ran into pocket AA in last level twice but still managed to bag 50+ bb for day 3
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@RealKidPoker Honestly the typical ways that poker players get started/grow are not available to women, not really. Home games? (not without a bodyguard), guys night in? (def not invited), stables? grindhouses? someone taking you under their wing with no quid pro quo/sex relationship
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
It is unethical according to the rules of your organization to render a diagnosis as a psychiatrist of someone you have not met or spoke to. (insert jeopardy music) #JusticeForJohnny
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Found a bag in @TurningStone @wsop circuit Main Event end of day 1A 2/22 LFG!
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@RealJardChatty Dont worry Kamala is next up. VP has an advantage. Your best bet not to have an 80+ old white man for eight of the next 12 years and maybe even after that is to keep Biden in office for the next four and set up Kamala to take over….or is that not what you are saying?
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
I am officially no longer called “opponent” in pokernews posts. Thanks for the clip @npazol
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
ITM in the tag team!
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
In da bag! wsop ladies event
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
Dinner break in the mystery million day 1c (2x average?)
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Kathrine Brandt
3 years
@BartHanson @IsraeliRonQ2 @PokerBunnyy @HCLPokerShow I have not watched much of @PokerBunnyy but she just got stacked by 72 and takes it like a champ…no attitude, no complaining, no bitching and moaning about bad players etc…showing way more class than other people who get a lot of camera time…that should be your “meme”
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
Headed to day 4!
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