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2 months

So hard to take Vance seriously bc he goes by JD. JD Vance sounds like a guy who accumulated -0.4 WAR with Cleveland from 2002-2007.

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The fact that MLB is abandoning oakland, one of the most vibrant culturally important and affluent cities in America for the complete banality and artifice of Las fucking Vegas is a joke

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3 years

Alex Wood wearing this shirt is some real hero shit imo

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6 months

Ok here’s my guess. 1) Ippei racks up huge debt, is generally in deep shit 2) Ohtani offers to bail him out, sends the money to the bookie 3) They do the interviews 4) Someone figures out that this is all hella illegal 5) they backtrack and say Ippei stole the money

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3 months

Unsurprisingly, dodgers beat writer completely unfamiliar with what happens when you win a World Series

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Spencer Bivens just won the World Series ... or appeared to based on his celebration/reaction after striking out Shohei Ohtani for the second time today

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My prediction for tomorrow, Cal wins and the Hayward fault opens up to reveal Oski rising towards the heavens, ushering in a new age of Cal Football.

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2 years

Mr President, a second physical has found concerns in Correa’s ankle

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2 years

The liberal media wants you to believe that Camilo threw that last pitch at 102.9 MPH but true American patriots know that he threw it 103 MPH

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2 years

Why does busters pfp look like he’s running for Congress

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6 months

Honestly very on brand for the giants that Bart gets hot and Bailey starts struggling on defense right after the trade

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6 months

All aboard the Joey Bart train.

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3 years

Tim Lincecum proved that there is nothing more powerful than an emo kid who plays baseball. Rob Manfred grow the game by making more emo kids play baseball.

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19 days

@terencelau Auburn students must line up to get their new pronouns first thing on Monday

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3 years

Bauer apologists are the worst people in the baseball ecosystem

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1 year

I’m gonna miss Kap. The guy was totally SF. A real unique guy, sad he gets the blame for poor roster construction

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1 year

@DeeFanning2 The common denominator is greedy owners and cities that shovel public funds into their pockets

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2 years

@terminator2dvd @OneRadChee It’s not just ok it’s the right thing to do

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10 months

It’s crazy how there’s been such a concerted effort to convince everyone that SF is a shithole and it’s like clearly not true? And yet everyone perpetuates it. Like it’s a bit dirty in places but the city is great.

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Of course it’s also very possible Ippei is caught up as the fall guy. The whole thing is obviously very suspicious. I would say 80% chance it’s Ippei 20% chance it’s Ohtani/someone else close to this

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8 months

@myrrlyn Tattoine is jersey

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1 year

@ChristoSilvia @opinonhaver This is essentially what dragons are in the lore, having them makes you a superpower

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6 months

@Douggernaut_2 Those 5 minutes he has in blade runner are incredible. Made such an impact

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6 months

The giants are increasingly being run like a soulless VC firm. Take this beloved thing and hollow it out. A lot of the individual decisions make sense, but when you’re pinching pennies with Renel you’ve completely lost the plot.

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2 months

@modelolover_ 100% a remember this guy

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1 year

@ChristoSilvia @opinonhaver That’s Old Valyria! They used the dragons to make high quality steel etc until the Doom which I guess is their version of a mega Chernobyl

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7 months

@benlikesgiants He’s scoring on an inside the Parker in oracle don’t worry

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1 year

@NetoOhoppefan @FletchWasSafe Oakland committed to significant investments in the area, as long as the A’s paid for the stadium itself. It is a business decision, but it’s just deeply disappointing. Stuff like this hurts all of sports bc it reminds us that the love we have for the game is not reciprocated

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1 year

@StevenJBurns Nice fanfic

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4 months

I’m not exactly sure why Kapler doing his thing online pisses so many people off, but I think it has something to do with jealousy/feelings of inadequacy among men.

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4 months

The Marlins suck But don’t worry. The assistant GM has time to do whatever the fuck this is

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1 year

Out with the old (Joe) in with the new (Dr. Joe). If the giants can win 8 in a row then I can get a PhD. I guess.

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1 year

@JayCuda Has there ever been a team to ground into 4 double plays, walk 9 guys, give up 9 runs and win?

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3 years

@KevinGausman @SFGiants Ty for this content Kevin you’re doing the lords work.

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6 months

On our way to opening day

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10 months

Not only circumventing the luxury tax, but effectively stealing money from CA taxpayers

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10 months

Shohei Ohtani’s decision to earn just $2 million a year certainly is a great benefit to the Dodgers’ payroll, but also a stroke of genius for tax repercussions. If he’s not living in California once his deferred payments start, he will not be subjected to heavy California tax.

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10 months

@opinonhaver Tuition money can be used in any way the university wants. TA’s are often paid for by government grants marked for education. So the university can use that to pay themselves for “tuition” and then the money can be used for whatever

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Giants on AppleTv and NFL on peacock

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3 years

While it sucks to see the owners canceling games, I’m glad the players are sticking by their guns. They’re standing up for the most vulnerable among them. The solidarity is inspiring.

Jeff Passan

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3 years

BREAKING: MLBPA player leaders agreed unanimously not to accept MLB's final proposal, and there will be no deal on a new collective-bargaining agreement before MLB's 5 p.m. ET deadline, sources tell ESPN. MLB has threatened to cancel its March 31 Opening Day without a new deal.

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3 years

Assuming there’s baseball on May 7

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3 years

May 7: Buster Posey Day The #SFGiants will honor a franchise legend. #ThankYouBuster | 🎟

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2 years

Look nothing can make me happy except Carlos Rodon doing little hops after getting a whiff

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2 years

@mccormick_ted As a grad student in California it’s pretty wild to see grad school go from “you won’t have a ton of money but you’ll get by” to “6 year vow of enforced poverty and one bad month from homelessness”. Can’t be good for research or teaching outcomes really

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2 years

:( I’m upset that we traded dubon. He was doing so well and felt like such a natural giant. Dudes gonna do great in Houston but this hurts

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2 years

@lbjmvpszn6 Majority of bron fans don’t actually care about or know basketball 💀💀💀💀 they just crush on bron

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1 year

@GoldBlooded44 It has problems like all cities, but oakland rocks

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3 years

Somehow survived another year, which I guess I’m thankful for. Here’s to being 26!

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3 years

Giants would need to go 30-21 for the rest of the season to win 100 games. That’s doable 👀

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10 months

@ettingermentum Sacramento the illegal liberal settlement

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3 years

Ready for orange Friday

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7 months

@fellawhomstdve Possibly best dune tweet yet

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15 days

Was going through my grandparents’ things and found this old cal songbook from 1944. I know like half the songs?

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7 months

ROTY All-Star MVP maybe even Cy-Young

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Jung Hoo Lee adds a home run to his #SpringTraining stat sheet! 💪

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3 years

@JoseCanseco He only tweets bangers

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5 months

The Spanish flag takes this completely to the absurd

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I never saw anyone murdering people screaming “Christ is King”. Just saying.

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3 years

@David_Benger @isaiah_bb Bro what are you even talking about. I knew Harvard was overrated but damn

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2 years

Me to the giants

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7 months

@revhowardarson It’s difficult to view the Fremen as anything but Arab coded, even in the Villnueve version

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8 months

Barting to bar for my niners, let’s fucking go

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3 years

Came here to yell at the giants

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3 years

The Yankees facial hair policy is good actually because it’s something that makes everyone hate the Yankees which is an important baseball tradition

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3 years

The Pirates whooping our ass and then trading their best player to the Padres shows they have a deeply held anti giants agenda

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3 years

Ohtani must be the most universally popular player in MLB

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3 years

We out here

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4 years

@AgentRachelLuba Scalia was a bigot who fought against equal rights for women and LGBT people. Regardless of his personal kindness I don’t think the problem we have is that people are too mean to bigots. We should be less accommodating of people like scalia even if we like them personally

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Now that Cal has lost I will no longer respond to any pronouns. You must address me as Joe

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6 months

Maddening game, but the bleachers heckled the shit out of Winker so that was fun

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10 months

Listening to KNBR on my commute has confirmed that those guys have some sort of obsession with Kapler. Freud would have a field day.

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3 years

@spritewarren @MVPLAKATA @htxg4b3 @MLBONFOX The giants over performing pretty much every projection by 30+ games seems more surprising than the Mariners being lucky/good enough in close games to be close to the last playoff spot. The giants are actually way better than we thought they would be by prettt much any metric

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2 years

WOW

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7 months

@breebunn Is that Paul Atreides

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3 years

Mustache may is over so it’s time to look more presentable

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3 years

@SmoothStyling @FilbiPott @Prina_Saint @DiscussingFilm Which is why it’s shocking he died in obscurity

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@theoceanblooms @Srirachachau We need to return to an understanding of art where it’s something rich people blow incredible amounts of money on, not something to make money

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2 years

@4anno @mlcalderone Cotton literally called for the military to be called in and “give no quarter”

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2 years

The giants are, for some reason, not using their most abundant local San Francisco resource, idiot tech billionaires. We need them to step up, buy the team bc they’re bored and lay waste to mlb. Do it cowards

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@RottenInDenmark This kind of elite punditry relies on a lack of ideology or real politics. In their world it has to rely on optics/charisma because that’s what they have access to. Substance is anathema to them

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1 year

Me having my daily existential crisis

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1 year

Me when someone asks how many Rams fans are in LA

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Me when someone asks how many years it’s been since the niners have won anything

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2 years

Hate to see Ruf go. Great Giant. Put him on the wall of fame I don’t care

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2 years

Did a bit of organizing today

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3 years

I miss the giants already

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3 years

Glad to see some giants fans on campus here

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10 months

I’m not usually a big believer in hitting or pitching coaches to really change that much as the ML level, but Bailey really changed my mind. The giants bullpen especially has been super impressive relative to previous performance. Super sad to see him go

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The #RedSox today announced that they have hired Andrew Bailey as the Major League club’s pitching coach.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME WE’RE GOING BOWLING GET FUCKED TRAITORS LITTLE BROTHERS FOREVER

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8 months

Wtf we’re catching strays from Mario Trivia

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I have foreseen the end of giants season. They are going to crash and burn on this road trip to fall out of the wild card standings, then catch fire for a week to put themselves back in the conversation then have a disappointing up and down end of the year

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1 year

Cannot overstate how much I hate espn interviewing players during the game

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2 years

New baseball rule, bullpen pitchers have to ride a bull into the game. Can’t stay on the bull long enough to get to the mound? Can’t get in the game sorry

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2 years

Wandered around for a few days, but now sadly I am back

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2 years

@resnikoff Sort of a disingenuous reading of this I think. Peoples park is a symbol, that’s why people want to protect it

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@nine_wire9 @DavidAstinWalsh @nytimes Yes, unless you’re talking about specific periods in German history it means hitler

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1 year

If Doval gets this done he’s winning the Cy Young idc

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6 months

This whole Ohtani situation feels like something that would happen to the Mets.

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1 year

Dude, fuck I have tickets for the game tomorrow vibes are gonna be rancid

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1 year

@Mordil @mysearchingeye @CircuitousMess @SallyMayweather Seizing is not doing heavy lifting. Invading forts to take possession of them is seizing them regardless of if there is resistance. And it doesn’t matter if Ft Sumter was supplied for weeks. They attacked it. Don’t know why you’re trying to imply the confederates were peaceful

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🐻Territory