Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato Twitter profile

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

2 years

Well.. this aged poorly

Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

11 years

So Tila Tequila says she sympathizes with Hitler.. what the actual fuck? Kanye wouldn't even say some wild shit like that.

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7 years

I just snapped 20 times trying to confirm this.

Can’t Miss, Esq.

@kellenmesoftly

7 years

Bruh, I'm 26... just now realizing the sound of a snap is the finger hitting the palm not the fingers rubbing together 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

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7 years

“Ugh, I just really could go for some depression right now. I’ve been too happy lately.”

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Do not let this go. This bitch spit on her dog and slapped the shit out of it. This is ABSURD. Get that dog out of there.

Dustin Dailey

@ThreeDailey

5 years

umm @brookehouts what in the actual fuck is wrong with you? you know this is animal abuse right? you even spit on your dog? TRASH

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7 years

Terrorist is a lot easier to type than all that shit.

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

6 years

Hey parents! If your kid sucks at something, make them practice! Complaining that your kid doesn’t make a team or get enough playing time is WRONG. You are robbing them of essential characteristics that come with failure. Let them fail! Let them work for something!

Action News on 6abc

@6abc

6 years

New Jersey school passes rule that everyone makes the cheerleading squad, or no one does.

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Joe Santagato

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4 years

Dude we’ve all been inside our houses since March lmao

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

This year has seen the lowest crime numbers in our Country’s recorded history, and now the Radical Left Democrats want to Defund and Abandon our Police. Sorry, I want LAW & ORDER!

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

9 months

Delete this. Burn it. Block me. Call the cops.

Tessa

@Tessabitchhhh

9 months

Throw back to when i first saw @JoeSantagato !! Can’t wait for tonight!!!

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Joe Santagato

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11 months

Hey guys @tkelce @JasonKelce @newheightshow …. How about we have a little get together?

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@alexandergold

11 months

The only straight men allowed to have podcasts.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Everyone RELAX.

LBC

@LBC

7 years

Millennials watching 'Friends' for the first time on Netflix say the show is sexist, homophobic and transphobic. How have our values changed over the last 15 years? #DarrenOnLBC

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

7 months

You’re a racist.

Lauren Witzke

@LaurenWitzkeDE

7 months

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

7 years

So like.... fuck these people to hell.

Eyewitness News

@ABC7NY

7 years

Cat walks 12 miles to reunite with family, they drop him at shelter

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

That Tubi commercial came on & I yelled at every single person in this room.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I’m glad I’m the poster boy for husbands who hate their pregnant wives.

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Let’s do it.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I just noticed that the serving size on the Oreo package is 2 cookies. Who the fuck is only eating two cookies at a time? I’ve seen a colony of ants eat more than 2 cookies at a picnic. The serving size should be 9 cookies MINIMUM.

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Joe Santagato

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11 months

Director of Communications? My cohost pisses in water bottles in his car and you think I have a Director of Communications?

Monique⁷

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11 months

@JoeSantagato just fyi there’s some chick on ig that says she is your director of communications and messaging fans

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Joe Santagato

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10 months

The replies under this shit are hysterical! 😂😂😂 someone said “for a brunette with a roman numeral tattoo?? I could drop you off at a walmart and you’d find one it 2 minutes” LMAOOOO

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Umm...

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

My cab just broke down in the middle of Manhattan so I was like “Can I just pay & get going?” He goes “Please just wait with me. 15 mins. I’m new to this job. I’ll put the radio on.” ... I felt bad so we’re just sitting here with the radio on. Not talking. Great music though.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

Dear everyone throwing out their Nike gear, You already bought it. -Joe

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I hope this is what life has in store for me.

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

7 years

I would swim through 8 feet of human shit to save this dog. Thank god someone did.

J.D. Miles

@jdmiles11

7 years

We found him stranded on a car surrounded by floodwater. But I'm glad to report this dog abandoned by his owners has been rescued!

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Joe Santagato

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3 years

LMFAOOOOOOO

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

The fact that I’m 25 years old but want, so badly, to be friends with the kids from Stranger Things is starting to make me feel really weird. I can’t help it though. They’re awesome.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

I just walked into a deli to get a Gatorade & there was 6-7 year old behind the counter. He rang me up, gave me change, & told me to “take it easy.” Only in New York...

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

My 30 year old pregnant sister: “Isn’t this crazy? I have a baby in my belly with a pee pee.” Me: My 30 year old pregnant sister: “There’s a pee pee in my belly.” Me: “Shann, I just want to eat my breakfast.”

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Joe Santagato

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3 years

I miss Mac Miller man

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I just tried to blow out a candle while I was in the middle of brushing my teeth. Long story short, there’s toothpaste everywhere, the candle is still burning, and I’m a fucking idiot.

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Joe Santagato

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3 years

This is the video of the year. I don’t want to hear it.

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

Let’s get em on the show

ridz

@filmkirbys

2 years

they’re literally those two “the basement yard” podcasters oh my god the energy is uncanny

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

Mac Miller’s death is still not sitting right with me. I never realized how much of an impact he made on me until after he passed. That’s the saddest part. He was my biggest inspiration at one point. He was my age & showed me that we can be successful. I wanted to be like Mac.

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7 years

This is an actual excuse I got today.

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7 years

Australians gotta be some of the bravest people in the world. If I saw this in my apartment, I’d burn the entire place to the ground with myself inside it.

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Wedding Joe.

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7 years

Someone: Ugh, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee. Me: I’m not gonna talk to you ever but thanks.

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

If you’re psyched about Roe v Wade being overturned, you’re legit the scum of the earth. Or just oblivious to what this means on a much bigger scale. The precedent this sets is scary.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Now that Christmas is over, I’m ready for summer.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

THIS JUST HAPPENED. FUCK. BUGS.

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

6 years

But like... it’s fun the other way..

New Scientist

@newscientist

6 years

We can now create life without the need for sperm or eggs

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7 months

Seek professional help but I appreciate you ❤️

Taylor

@toutlook816

7 months

@JoeSantagato ive watched over 100 episodes of the podcast in the last two weeks. Best pod I’ve ever watched

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

If Jennifer Lopez told me that I needed to abandon my family to be with her, I would tell her that I’ve already had my bags packed since I was 17.

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7 years

I’d punch a bird square in the face for this right now.

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

Is this… is this about .. me & Frank?

Will B. Shutt Up

@Will_B_Rupert

2 years

those 2 guys when they finish filming their podcast every week

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Black Friday shoppers are out of their damn mind. They will literally trample another human being to death to get a new set of forks at half the price. Who needs new forks that bad?

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

LMAO bro someone needs to shit on this woman. I don’t mean verbally. I mean take an actual poop shit on her. She earned it.

Dr. Umar

@_ethiopiangold

6 years

So my little cousin was selling water and didn't have a permit so this lady decided to call the cops on an 8 year old. #PermitPatty

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6 years

Why is this making me emotional?

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

If you put milk into the bowl before your cereal, you’re literal garbage.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

Honestly, Listerine needs to chill the fuck out. I feel like I’m washing my mouth out with sulfuric acid.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Just saw two golden retrievers with matching bandanas around their necks. I don't care if I get stabbed today, nothing will ruin my mood.

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

4 years

Bro, the internet needs to get a life lmao. Harry Styles wore a dress and people lost their minds talking about the “pussification of our men” & shit. Relax man. Go enjoy something. People nowadays act like everything is the downfall of our society. It’s so fucking annoying.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I saw my friend’s mom at the supermarket. As we were saying goodbye to each other, she said “Alright, see you later” and I said “thank you.” I hate myself.

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7 years

Did I scare you?

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

I’ve known Frank since Pre-K and our dream was to entertain and make people laugh. We literally talked about it ALL THE TIME. The fact that we’re actually able to do that as a job now is mind blowing. Thank you. Just thank you.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Easiest bullet I ever take. You’re not about to shoot my dog.

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8 years

A court has ruled that police can execute your dog if it moves or barks

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7 years

Snapchat update is garbage.

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6 years

I wish I was a hot girl who knew a rich guy with a boat.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

This is literally the WORST Top 5 of ALL TIME! I feel bad for your taste buds & your family whom you’ve embarrassed by putting together such a list. I don’t even know where to begin sir! Subway in a Top 5 is absolutely psychopathic behavior! You have ruined my day!

Travis Yost

@travisyost

7 years

I have evaluated fast food chains all year. My official rankings: Best 5: 1. Burger King 2. Sbarro 3. Panda Express 4. Subway 5. IHOP Worst 5: (by FAR) 1. In-N-Out 2. Chick-fil-A 3. Firehouse Subs 4. Tim Hortons 5. Five Guys

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7 years

I’m gonna make Timberlake the godfather of my future kid. I don’t care if he knows or not.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

Raise. Your. Fucking. Kids. Better. This is terrible & so preventable. I hate seeing things like this.

ABC7 Eyewitness News

@ABC7

6 years

HEARTBREAKING: 9-year-old boy killed himself after being bullied just days after coming out

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7 years

Dear Craig, I’m gonna take that as a compliment while simultaneously taking out a restraining order. Love your pal, Joe.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

When I was younger, I caught like 8 lightning bugs in one night. Threw them bitches in a jar but forgot to poke holes in the top so they could breathe. When they all died, I thought I was going to jail. I really haven’t seen a lightning bug since. I just wanna apologize.

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5 years

The quarantine isn’t slowing my mom down at all. She’s currently in a dress, pearls, and sipping a cosmopolitan while making a ham. I love this woman.

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7 years

Wow, I’m not alone.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Wow I got flamed by a dictionary.

Merriam-Webster

@MerriamWebster

7 years

@JoeSantagato This any better?

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7 years

My father always let my siblings & I make our own decisions when we were growing up. He never forced us to do anything without giving us at least two choices. Usually it was, “Okay so you can either shut up OR you can shut the fuck up.” Love you Dad.

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6 years

This is why I’m terrified to be a parent. I don’t know if I have enough self control to not uppercut the shit outta these kids & mail anthrax to their parents.

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Joe Santagato

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4 years

First night in my new apartment. Drank a bottle of wine in my tub while listening to Natasha Bedingfield & Taylor Swift. Nothing girlier than me right now. Live life.

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8 months

LMAOO

brandon thee actor

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he looks like a mix of those two podcast guys

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

What’s the most underrated movie of all time? Without thinking about it too much, my answer is Just Friends.

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3 years

RIP Chase. Today was one of the worst experiences ever but I’m glad you’re resting now. You’re the man. We miss you already buddy.

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Joe Santagato

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7 months

The fact that this clip is going so viral on TikTok and Twitter is cool but also terrifying bc I’m gonna be force to experience this shit in real life now. Fuck fuck fuck.

clay 🪴

@_claypot

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this clip is a million times funnier when abruptly cut off

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5 years

Yeah I’m crying but in a manly way.

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Haven’t been this horny in ages

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

5 years

Genius: @SHAQ ’s Super Bowl party has a @PapaJohns garlic sauce dipping fondue tower

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4 years

The debate is the greatest horror movie of all time.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I’m four days into a diet & I would literally punch my mother in the face for a cupcake right now.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Hey @apple when is this “I️” shit gonna end!?!

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

When my dog wants to get up in the morning, he just stands over me & stares at me until I wake up. If he wasn’t a cute ass fluffy son of a bitch, I’d think he was a serial killer.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

That’s just a white guy who looks nothing like me

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Joe Santagato

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1 year

LMAOOO

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@roundrobinrob

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THESE TWO ARE FUCKIN!?!?

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6 years

Discovered Tik Tok today..

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Joe Santagato

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11 months

My dad just called me and said “Hey dude, Facebook just called me and said they need to go over my account, what do I do?” Me: “Do you have Facebook?” Him: “No” Me: “I don’t know how you continue to survive.”

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Joe Santagato

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My dad used to coach my bball team. A parent came up to him once & asked “why doesn’t my son play more?” My dad told them “because he’s not good.” This is the same man who benched me, his own son, bc he thought I wasn’t good enough. I had to work for it. That’s how it should be.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

I cant believe this is real. Ppl are ACTUALLY outraged about “ALLERGY BULLYING?!” I know you wanna protect your kids but overprotecting them is gonna cripple them. We grew up on Tom & Jerry and they were shooting missiles at each other. I think your kids will be fine w this shit.

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Joe Santagato

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1 year

The Irish Goodbye is so underrated. When I show up, I will gladly greet everybody. When I’m leaving, I’m saying goodbye to the people standing within 2 feet of me and that is all.

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Joe Santagato

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4 years

Yo, dude really just tried to tell me a 6 year old did his own research on politics & picked a party to identify with LMAO. When I was 6 years old, I did research on which Pokémon type did the most damage against “grass types” bc Vensaur was fucking my shit up. THAT’S ABOUT IT.

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Social distancing hurting us..

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Joe Santagato

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3 years

My brother wins Christmas.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

I exclusively call Uber when I’m hammered. Guess I’ll just rollerblade home...

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@MetroUK

6 years

Uber will soon know if you’re drunk and could refuse to pick you up

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Joe Santagato

@JoeSantagato

10 months

YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER FOR THIS !!!!

Joe Ibraham

@joeibraham

10 months

Love this photo of you guys @JoeSantagato @FAlvarez8085 @codyko

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

The song “Addicted” by Simple Plan is on at the gym so not only am I working out... but I’m also crying about my ex from 3rd grade.

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Just want everyone to know that I’m fully caught up on the James Charles soap opera. Cannot wait for next season.

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

Drunkenly fell asleep in an Uber last night but the driver woke me up. He could've kidnapped me or took my virginity & he didn't. Nice guy.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

A mosquito just flew into my ear & I’m pretty sure I have a concussion from how hard I slapped myself while trying to kill this thing.

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Joe Santagato

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2 years

A lot of clips from The Basement Yard have gone viral recently and it’s really incredible to see how many people are like actively rooting for our success & saying really nice things. That means a lot! Thanks for being awesome.

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Joe Santagato

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6 years

The fact that some people are hearing “Yanny” is beyond absurd to me. #Laurel

Cloe Feldman

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6 years

What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel

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Joe Santagato

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5 years

Had a little too much to drink before the safari.

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7 years

L.M.A.O

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Joe Santagato

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7 years

This morning, someone in front of me was driving really slow so I made it my life’s mission to find out why. When I pulled up beside them, I saw this woman buttering a bagel while she was driving. Clearly, she had a goddamn death wish.

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I tried.

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