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Joe Kassabian

@JoeKassabian

8 months

My new book, THE INVISIBLE WAR, is now available! Go grab it if you enjoy military sci-fi!

Invisible War: A Military Sci-Fi Series (The Undying Legion Book 1)

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I love this fucking website I'm never leaving

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Joe Kassabian

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3 months

Never forget that the marines rejected Kyle for service because he was too dumb.

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Rittenhouse training for the Civil War.

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The zombie apocalypse isn't real. Firefighters needing to extract you from your burning meme death trap is.

Owen Sparks

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Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️

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9 months

The what solution

Terror Alarm

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9 months

The final solution to protect Gaza civilians:

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we've reached crisis actor hurricanes

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4 months

This is fucking hilarious

Buy Woke-Free

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5 months

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New guy just dropped

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I love videos like this. Because you can spend years training abused conscripts on how to kick something in half and all of that will be wasted when some 19 year old drone operator ripped to the gills on monster energy drinks with cat ears attached to their headset ethers them

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Ordinary North Koreans. Now show us NATO they/them army

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6 months

Kyle Rittenhouse was too dumb for the Marines lol

james stout

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6 months

I know lots of people who didn’t qualify for the job they wanted, but being banned from even trying again and not even sent to a prep program is pretty unique. Especially when recruiting is so low.

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10 months

Prime Ministers have a low chance of being eaten, but it's never zero.

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Someone QT'd this using the term "horsemaxxing" and I'm fucking dying

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1 year

A mystery for the ages: either the country that has been carpet bombing gaza for a week blew up a hospital or Hamas suddenly developed the most powerful rocket in their arsenal, previously unknown to the world, and then dropped it on themselves.

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Getting a lot of use out of this recently

The Advocate

@TheAdvocateMag

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JD Vance now says Haitian immigrants are spreading HIV after bizarre pet-eating claim flops

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Will Tanner

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2 months

I think why I’m drawn to the Rhodesian story, particularly as the Western world seems to crumble in the face of Islam and Cultural Marxism, is that it was a little country that fought the entire world, just to continue existing A short 🧵👇

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@JoeKassabian

3 months

You should probably reread All Quiet on the Western Front

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If twitter is banned in brazil how will the world learn about the new, increasingly stupid ways Jair Bolsonaro ends up in the hospital.

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1 year

Watching the messaging change in real time after the air force discovered they killed possibly over 500 people.

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4 months

Anyone who has been in combat can testify to how important it is to be able to make an awkward push up hop over a burning log.

Maimunka News

@MaimunkaNews

4 months

‼️🇷🇺🪖💪 A normal day in the life of a paratrooper at the Ryazan Guards Higher Airborne School. #Russians #Russia

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9 months

Everyone in the bottom picture died after violently shitting themselves to death before they ever saw combat.

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Bitcoin miners in texas are making more money holding the power grid for ransom than they are mining bitcoin. What a very real, totally not a scam currency.

Michael Thomas

@curious_founder

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This example from @TheEconomist 's latest article on crypto mining in Texas is crazy.

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@JoeKassabian

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Russia is losing at sea to a country that no longer has a functioning navy.

Royce Lopez

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Hahahaha Russia is going to slaughter us.

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9 months

Do people forget that Trump moved the US embassy to Jerusalem

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They fought 1 war and lost so badly they ceased to exist

Cabana Boy 🌴

@Alkibiades_

11 months

Rhodesia was the last attempt at a rebirth of philosophy. An aristocratic, militaristic, pastoral peoples installed themselves on the local farming population outside the confines of the industrial global NWO. Intelligent, cruel, astute, born to command, refined, courageous.

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Task & Purpose

@TaskandPurpose

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Marine veteran arrested after writing book detailing his involvement in the Jan. 6 insurrection

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Bro i can't even enter that country because of my surname

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Oh look a highway through a city. What a revolutionary development.

S.L. Kanthan

@Kanthan2030

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#China ’s infrastructure. Rather than crying about communism or “CCP” every day, the US can try to learn from China. This is Chengdu, a Tier-2 Chinese city.

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Joe Kassabian

@JoeKassabian

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Dude sailed an entire fleet of ramshackle shitboxes around the world just in time to get clapped by the Japanese in one of the most comically lopsided defeats in naval history.

Orthodox Canonist

@OCanonist

9 months

Tsar Nicholas ii was the best ruler of the 20th century.

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Joe Kassabian

@JoeKassabian

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The CIA is simply too woke to coup Bolivia these days.

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Your comment section when you say bombing civilians is bad

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@JoeKassabian

2 months

Your dad buried your mom in an unmarked grave in a golf course.

Donald Trump Jr.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

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Totally normal to greet your wife with a firm handshake and a bro hug/back slap. Tim Walz isn't weird at all, guys 🤣🤣🤣

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@JoeKassabian

9 months

Stalin had a kid with a 15 year old girl.

phillys black marxist ☭

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@MS_Sambo_ Stalin on Epstein island

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What is happening on this goddamn website

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@TheQuartering Are you going to move to France or something

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Coast Guard inquiry is bringing us some real gems

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Joe Kassabian

@JoeKassabian

2 months

Memes over

Yusuf Dikec

@yusufdikec

2 months

Hi Elon, do you think future robots can win medals at the Olympics with their hands in their pockets?😎🇹🇷 How about discussing this in Istanbul, the cultural capital that unites continents? @elonmusk

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@SaltyRose420 Not as weird someone thinking a hurricane is fake

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Joe Kassabian

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9 months

Biden fucking sucks on Gaza but you're batshit insane to think Trump would have a policy that isn't, at minimum, significantly worse. I don't care who you vote for, but you don't have to just make shit up to justify it.

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11 months

The term "nothing burger" exists because even when measuring the concept of nothing, Americans must equate it to burgers.

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10 months

I just saw someone on Twitter claim that Starbucks is giving 20% of its profits to the IDF. Insane Q Anon level shit is going on in some circles.

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Joe Kassabian

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The Band of Brother Extended Universe, otherwise known as WWII

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11 months

Uhhhhh

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Sometimes i get good DMs

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Joe Kassabian

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6 months

Online influencers have so cooked people's perception of what a human body looks like people are now body shaming an elite athlete that holds multiple different NFL records.

Daily Mail Online

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Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'

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I think there is a more well known term for "fenced off geographic islands"

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Joe Kassabian

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2 months

If Walz had deployed to Iraq the conservative argument would have just been "oh yeah? Well he didn't do anything while he was there!" And if he did they would just claim he was lying. We literally went through this entire thing with Kerry.

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@StubbyHarbinger Via a freedom of information request

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>"born to command" >given a chance to command > fat fucking L

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It's kind of telling that people think Thích Quảng Đức burned himself alive to protest the Vietnam War.

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Joe Kassabian

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The media is reporting on cannibal gangs in Haiti because gangs have filmed themselves doing cannibalism in Haiti.

Paweł Wargan

@pawelwargan

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In Haiti, as in Palestine, the West gets away with the most obscene Hitlerite propaganda to justify its violent agenda.

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1 year

This comment section is hilarious for the exact reason you think it is

Age of Empires

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1 year

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@JoeKassabian

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Azeris flooding my mentions with racist ass shit making claims about things the Republic of Armenia did. That is kind of my point. I'm American. I was born in America. My parents were born in America. I am still banned from entering their country just because of my surname.

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Joe Kassabian

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Walz didn't deploy. Like being deployed gets you anything other than a higher VA disability rating. Who gives a fuck. Nobody cares that you did a tour or two in some pointless wars that the US lost. Ask me how i know.

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Joe Kassabian

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Imagine being a russian soldier forced to use a rusted shitty rifle from before your dad was born and finding out your government is giving money to idiot Americans to scream about how the woke agenda made beer gay or whatever. Lol

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I was stopped while in France by 2 school kids who were doing an English language survey and the first question on it was "how many times per week do you eat burgers?"

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Joe Kassabian

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"Military recruitment is down because of wokeness" yeah or you have an entire generation of veterans who are telling their kids that the Military sucks ass and you should do literally anything else.

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"Tiktok is rehabilitating Osama Bin Laden"

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Hey Cenk, what is the name of your show again?

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The least surprising career arc of an American cop

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@bubu_levagabond I wasn't aware my name was ruben vardanyan

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The constant right wing fetish of the Hells Angels always makes me laugh. Yeah I'm sure a bunch of old fat fucks who spend their free time killing each other over meth and committing sex crimes are your white knights.

Matt Wallace

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Rumors are circulating that the Hells Angels & Mongols are heading to Colorado TO DEAL WITH THE ILLEGAL VENEZUELAN GANGS ⚠️ THEY ARE F*CKED 😳

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Every other news story this week

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This isn't a pro biden thing. It's just incredible that people are taking trump, a guy who was literally just president, and inventing foreign policy stances for him out of thin air that only exist on weird corners of twitter.

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Joe Kassabian

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No they fucking don't you psycho.

Save Armenia: A Judeo-Christian Alliance

@SaveArmeniaUS

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🧵 Armenia and Israel face similar challenges. Here are 5 things the two countries have in common:

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I feel like a pretty important word is missing from this sentence

European Union Mission in Armenia

@EUmARMENIA

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Today, we honor all the Armenian victims of 1915. #NeverAgain #WeRemember

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THOSE ALL TOOK PLACE DURING A WAR

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A WHAT

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Watching indigenous activists in New Caledonia flying Azeri flags while getting in running gun battles with the French military is some straight up fever dream shit.

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Really proving my point by never being able to post normally.

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I am older than Alexander the Great was when he died therefore Monster energy drink and vape juice is a health tonic.

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This is just a dirt road

Tesla Owners Silicon Valley

@teslaownersSV

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Cybertruck off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.

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Dan Carlin doing Great Replacement theory shit might be the most disappointed I've ever been on this hell hole of a website.

Dan Carlin

@HardcoreHistory

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@rooteruditorum @AntiFashAK Ok,if they go that route then they quickly lose control of their own country via birthrates and the ballot box. Can you see why they might not be too enthusiastic about what to them looks like conquest via democracy? You may see this as morally right,but their reticence is human.

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Because that is where soldiers with that specialty train in the US, including international soldiers Because, and this might surprise you, the US and the Netherlands are allies and soldiers need to train lest they become as worthless as Naomi Wolf's Doctorate.

Dr. Naomi Wolf

@naomirwolf

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Just arrived back in the US. On our flight from Schiphol Airport, the Netherlands, were about 30 young, special ops-looking Dutch soldiers, heading to train in St Louis. Of course we found out that it was a unit that specializes in chemical, nuclear and biological weapons. Why?

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David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈

@David_Leavitt

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What would you do if you saw several U-Haul filled with Nazis aka “patriot front” unloading in front of you?

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It's actually impressive how dumb he is.

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Look, i may have not been the best tank crewmember on earth but how the fuck do you have a main gun negligent discharge

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Azerbaijan managed to fuck up so hard they united democrats and Republicans.

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Now is a good time to remember the time when the IDF gunned down a journalist on video and immediately claimed the Palestinians did it.

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Tesla has ingeniously designed a truck that will simultaneously be the most unreliable nightmare on earth while also being incredibly hard to repair. Well done.

The Cybertruck Guy

@cybrtrkguy

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You know how cars have huge wiring harnesses? That's because each component needs its own set of wires, connected to the central ECUs, in order to function. Every speaker, every switch, every sensor, every actuator, every button. Tesla threw out that entire system for

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Kyle Smith

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To serve 24 years and then finally get the call to do something really trying -to retroactively earn all those paychecks, as it were - and then run away….to a military sensibility, it’s just unconscionable.

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If Tyson isn't paid to take a fall or go easy on Paul, we might be watching Netflix's first snuff film.

internet hall of fame

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Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson Training

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Ben Zeisloft

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I have no problem forcing my beliefs on others. Because I am a Christian: I believe preborn babies should be protected from murder and born children should be protected from mutilation, and I am willing to support laws banning both accordingly. I believe sodomy is an

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Trump is as militantly pro Israel as Biden, if not more. He is close family friends with Bibi, was incredibly pro settlements, recognized previous Israeli annexations. I just don't know how anyone could see him as being some mystically anti Israel character.

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People who think Nazis were left wing because they called themselves National "Socialists" are going to have their minds blown when they hear about Seahorses.

Zach Vorhies / Google Whistleblower

@Perpetualmaniac

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@waitmanb Nazism was a leftist movement with nationalistic tendencies. And somehow that last point makes it right wing because the media says so and you have zero ability for critical thinking. That’s why it seems crazy to you.

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A perfect way to make sure nobody ever answers their phone again

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Okay but that doesn't explain this absolutely dripped out king with the chrome AK

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OH COME ON

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- Israel does not recognize the Armenian Genocide - Israel funds and arms Armenia's most aggressive enemies. - those enemies have used those weapons to launch several wars against Armenians in the last few years. - get fucked.

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The midwest would crush the british without even asking the south for help.

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

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No question.

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Joe Kassabian

@JoeKassabian

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If you notice this sailor is aboard an aircraft carrier. That thing the US has several of. Meanwhile, Russia's only aircraft is a death trap that can't even launch a single plane while routinely catching on fire and killing its own crew.

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Joe Kassabian

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Lol come on