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Hi, Iโ€™m Adeola. Software developer (frontend and backend) ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Building @enzo_digital_ ๐Ÿ’ป

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2015
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11 months
Hi, this is my brand. Please retweet ๐Ÿ™, my customer might be on your timeline
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3 years
This meme is too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The best #nakedchallenge I've seen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
well, I'm shooting my next shot inside danfo
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3 years
Prince of Persia, splinter cell, die hard. Waptrick, sefan. ru. ๐Ÿ˜
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5 years
My parent caught my younger brother watching porn and they got mad. What's crazy is that they reported the issue to me so that I can scold him..... Emi pornstar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Some people can stay over 24 hours without receiving any call from anyone, and they are not even expecting any call. Just Social media and sleep.
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2 years
Bruh! Unemployment is such a terrible thing... You feel useless, the depression hits hard, you may even start hiding from your friends
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2 years
As a Nigerian, you suppose know where to pass ๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
When you keep your Malt in the fridge and you hear โ€œTsiiiโ€
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3 years
Genotype and religion has broken lot of sweet relationships ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
This babe has realized she deserves better. I'm fucked.
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3 years
Itโ€™s funny how Nigerian school websites have images of happy students.
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3 years
This is 2,000 plantain. At this point it has no business being in the trunk. You sit next to everyone.
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2 years
Nobody is replying me in family group chat, abi Dem do DNA for my back?.
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3 years
Primary school sweet die ๐Ÿ˜ญ Mathematics bin No get Stress. Teacher: "5รท2" Pupils: "it cannot go" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Sometimes your soulmate is money. Stop forcing relationships
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11 months
McTominay Eje, Iโ€™m so sorry. My wife no approve
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11 months
McTominay can have my wife
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2 years
N250 only๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ If she no collapse Sue me!!
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4 years
To prove youโ€™re not in love show your last five emojis.
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3 years
Which game are they playing?
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So what killed your feelings for someone you were madly in love with?
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My lecturer always sends me out of class for coming late, guess who's late now ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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3 years
Which celebrity death pained you the most๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅฒ?
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3 years
Where una day see this talent
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Jesus, come and carry your son o. E don lose focus๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
Anyone else in their 20s that also feel like theyโ€™re running out of time to get their life together?
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3 years
any finger that retweet this will have a wealthy July month
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2 years
A typical Yoruba elder can survive on respect for 10 years without eating.
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3 years
Fellas, I just spent 2 whole hours arguing and searching the dustbin to prove to my girl that this missing piece is not from a condom. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“
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Hardest pill to swallow is letting go of a relationship that you really wanted to work.
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3 years
This country and its people are just pure cruise ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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You're single and you're laughing. What's funny??
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Big breasts dey fine inside clothes, small breasts dey fine naked
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2 years
One thing you wonโ€™t stop eating even when youโ€™re a billionaire?
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An iPhone in other countries is simply a phone. In Nigeria, its an asset, a sign of wealth, a tool to intimidate people, a key to success, eternal life, and even a cure for HIV.๐Ÿ˜‚
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I feel you have more sex in Uni than your entire adult life.
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3 years
That nigga you are wishing bad is his mum's only hope.
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3 years
Can you accept a job that keeps you away from your family for 5 years but pays 2 million naira monthly?? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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3 years
What can a broke guy do to make his girlfriend happy?
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2 years
Remembered One time I told my mom I was depressed, she said โ€œGo and cook rice & take the chicken lap, itโ€™s Cos you are hungry.โ€
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2 years
If you die today, your babe get option but your mama no get. Try dey remember house.
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2 years
A movie you can repeat 10times?
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3 years
Sometimes, let love rest, find how you're going to get yourself out from poverty.
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3 years
second day jollof rice wey dem warm >>> fresh cooked jollof
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This Hollandia tasted like alcohol, so I decided to check the expiry date, and this is what I saw
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3 years
What do guys even use big breasts for during sex? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
Yesterday my friend ended a relationship of 3 years because she cheated on him. He started a business for her and she cheated on him with her customer ๐Ÿ’”
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โ€œIโ€™m shy, Iโ€™m shyโ€ But yesterday, you finish two hollandia
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3 years
Men, gather here. How will you handle this situation? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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Boyfriend open shop for babe, customer don marry am๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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3 years
Marriage has never stopped a person from sleeping around, it's the fear of God that stops them.
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2 years
How can you lodge in a Hotel with a guy and you said you didnโ€™t do anything. Am I a fool?
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3 years
Having siblings is weird. I'm in my mid 20's arguing with a 14 yr old
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Girls can refuse to date you just because you're very handsome.
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"chief... just don't try to run okay? "
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When youโ€™re born and a white woman is holding you and you didnโ€™t hear anyone speaking pidgin
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I finally got myself an iPhone๐Ÿ˜ซ Pls check, is it showing twitter for iPhone over there?๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
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My girlfriend of 5years is marrying someone she met just 6 months ago, I don't understand๐Ÿ’”
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3 years
Do Men ever Reject Sex even when offered to them?
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You're a man and you can't cook?? Lol, who will marry you?
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Guys will chill for hours without exchanging names or numbers and end it all with "we go link nau" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚like bro, how we go link?? How??
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Nigeria parents!!
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2 years
Dear men, always ask the ages of your love interests. Teenagers out here looking like adults. Don't be that guy.
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No lie, na peer pressure make you like FIFA pass PES
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Adulthood is frustrating, this week you have money, next week youโ€™re dead broke๐Ÿ˜ž
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A lot of men are damaged too, they don't know when somebody really really love them.
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Nawa for this country o. Person go finish University come dey learn handwork from person wey no finish Primary School ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€
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3 years
Since I've known some accounts on this twitter, I've stopped going to porn sites. This app itself is a PORN SITE!
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When kissing a girl, where should your hands be ??
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Girls be fine for 364 days and willingly put on excessive makeup to look like God forbid on their birthdays. ๐Ÿ˜‘
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Everyone: *calculating their age* People born in 2000:
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"please we can have sex but I don't like kissing, kissing is really intimate to me" I wan ment that day๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Am I the only wizkid fan that believe Davido Is African best musician?
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Bro if her ass is fat in blue jeans it's fat in real life.
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Do you want a full house wife or a career woman?
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So some people really believe that Dangote is the richest man in Nigeria ? Lmao, no be by Forbes o ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Romantic name suggestions to call your partner?
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Never put money in the same pocket your handkerchief is in ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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In my country, women see begging as their civil right
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Who else has never fainted since they were born ??
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As per first born (assistant parent), I scolded him o. Come see me day para๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My parents were even begging me to leave him... When they left I was like: you no get sense
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When youโ€™re riding with your Uber and you receive a message that your Uber just arrived ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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When talking to your siblings, do you say "My mom" or "Our mom"?
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2 years
Find a man who has passed sex craving stage, who craves for peace of mind & financial stability.
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This Technique has saved us a lot of embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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If you were financially set, how many kids would you want??
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Once you change to iPhone as an Android user, thereโ€™s no going back again.
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Relationship never even reach 2 weeks, she don carry 4 polo ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž
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Would you date someone you met on Twitter?
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Am I the only person that prefer lion's bite to snake's bite?
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I still want to know why majority of Girls like dark skinned guys over light skinned guys.
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Why are people being depressed these days ?
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Do ladies also admire men and say I must knack that man ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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Stop leaving your children all alone in your shop. I bought 9 cups of rice N150 today
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Nigerian girls don't see candle as romantic, they prefer Generator
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If blue films no dey your phone may success locate you๐Ÿ˜‚
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You meet your 18 years old self and youโ€™re allowed to say 3-5 words , what would you say ?
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Lagos babes will stare at you and not say anything. Me sef dey fear rejection, Precious so where do we go from here?
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