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@Haurmeya

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An artist named Sean. TTRPGs, sports, anime and manga. Comms closed. 18+ content. He/Him. Art account: @h1meya

Neo-Venezia, Aqua
Joined October 2012
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@Haurmeya
sean
4 years
you can’t use a wii nunchuk with a nintendo switch, awesome colors tho
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@Haurmeya
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2 years
Nah
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@Haurmeya
sean
3 years
pidgey flying my stoned ass to vermilion city
@thelaceylondon
Lacey London
3 years
In six words or fewer, write a short story about this photo... #amwriting #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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@Haurmeya
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3 years
we don’t even have a proper rail system here in the states how is this gonna even work
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ICYMI: The hugely successful South Korean zombie thriller Train to Busan is getting a US remake...
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
most game prices: Release: $60 Three months later: $50 Six months later: $30 nintendo game prices: Release: $60 Three months later: $60 Six months later: $59.99
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@Haurmeya
sean
1 year
of course the chinese have miles be sun wukong. what did they mean by this
@ElioHerondale
エリオ・ヘロンデール (Girls Band Cry Era)
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Chinese advertising poster for "Spider-man: Across The Spider-Verse"
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5 years
women height preferences: 5’0 to 5’3 -fuck yeah 5’4 to 5’6 -fuck yeah 5’7 to 5’9 -fuck yeah 5’10 to 5’11 -fuck yeah 6’-fuck yeah 6’1 -fuck yeah 6’2 -fuck yeah 6’3 -fuck yeah 6’4 -fuck yeah 6’5 -fuck yeah 6’6 -fuck yeah 6’7 -fuck yeah 6’8 -fuck yeah 6’9 -fuck yeah 6’10 -fuck ye
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
elden ring boss fight experience boss: jumps up for a big attack me, smugly smiles and rolls boss: stays up in the air and defies gravity for five seconds me, confusingly starts spam rolling
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@Haurmeya
sean
1 year
“oh, haha, nice joke that ganon introduced crack rocks to the goron community” “what do you mean ganon introduced crack rocks to the goron community”
@I_SHOOT_COPS
backspace.
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buddy is grubbin
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@Haurmeya
sean
4 years
this some junji ito shit
@ashisinactive
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@Haurmeya
sean
3 years
say your prayers weezer
@2DArray
2DArray
3 years
when you need to shoot exactly four evenly-spaced dudes
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@Haurmeya
sean
4 years
FINALLY, AN ORIGINAL AND NEW FULLMETAL MEME THAT’S NOT CHIMERA GIRL DOG
@efaviRenzo_
renzo (taylor's version) 💜🩵
6 years
literally no one: Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist:
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
i cant be the only one that uses “dude” as a gender neutral term
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@Haurmeya
sean
9 months
yeah i'll call cyberpunk an "ongoing game" if it means it prevents genshin players from getting 20 primo gems and half a pack of gum
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
of course the best pro-child raising anime airs after shinzo abe got hit with the soda popper from tf2
@Angry_Crow24
Angry Crow | COMMISSIONS OPEN 🇻🇪
2 years
Anya is god
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@Haurmeya
sean
3 years
why you guys so focused on fucking the pokemon when theres two dozen hot gym leaders/champions
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kuremi
3 years
GARDEVOIR ISN'T EVEN HOT, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE THINK ITS HOT WHEN THERE ARE HOTTER POKEMON OUT THERE
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
don’t care if i get shot in the face or in the heart i will make sure my body wills itself to live bc i refUSE to die to a fucking AHEGLOCK
@KommandoBlog
The Kommando Blog
5 years
It seems to have affected gear AND guns now
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
quick what’s mark zuckerberg’s dog’s name
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
when you do the romance subplot that takes you sixteen hours of gameplay in a JRPG right before the final boss
@thehill
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Storm chaser proposes to boyfriend in front of Kansas tornado
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@Haurmeya
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3 years
Normalize not making fun of manga artists for when they takes breaks or hiatuses and understanding that they need breaks, the industry in Japan literally consumes artists for product in a strict and rigid schedule at the cost of mental and physical health. Jesus Christ.
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@Haurmeya
sean
4 years
imagine being a monster in a haunted house and you scare the shit out of a 5’2” bostonian but instead of screaming he just starts beat boxing
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
person defending the british empire is really named rob tombs he’s literally a real life ace attorney character
@SpecCoffeeHouse
Coffee House
2 years
The British have long been fair game as film villains. But Netflix's blockbuster RRR takes things too far ✍️ Robert Tombs
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@Haurmeya
sean
7 months
the funniest thing is that if you gas him up and make him think he’s him (he’s not) you get the most social link points so your obligated to gaslight him into thinking its a good idea
@PhoenixParade
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7 months
This is the funniest social link. Yeah sure man go marry your teacher or whatever, can I go back to eating my burger now?
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
nooooo not the blizzard hearthstone dev talking shit about elden ring bro your company is undergoing roasts and burns like its stalingrad in 1943 😭
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
really cool sad instrumental side character version of their finally has his theme song moment and starts playing in is kicking ass the background
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
at a con: person: hi! i know you! me: uh person: i’m sam me: uh person: oh i’m @[username here] me: OH MY HOMIE
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@Haurmeya
sean
7 months
*very ill man voice* s-she's 40?
@TypeRamza
Ramza
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God what a dork. She’s like 40+ years old and looks so happy shooting her magic ball. Still a kid at heart.
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@Haurmeya
sean
5 years
why is she peeing on that boy
@AllHailMythra
Mythra Propaganda💫
5 years
Mythra booty
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@Haurmeya
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6 years
one perk of joining the navy is that if youre really really really really really fucking good then you‘ll retire and a 100 years down the line they’ll name a ship after you and then years after a company will take said boat named after you and make you into a big titty anime girl
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3 years
elden ring is the least weeb JRPG I have played and these western devs are so sweaty that their masks are slipping off
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
why is peter griffin dead on the mat
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@Haurmeya
sean
9 months
huge day for overwatch 2 players
@Wario64
Wario64
9 months
you can now hide your questionable games on Steam with the latest Steam client beta
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@Haurmeya
sean
7 months
I’d jump off the dorm rooftop if she did this to me
@JohnnyLockson
Johnny 🔥
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WTF AIGIS
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@Haurmeya
sean
4 years
never mind apparently it makes him mad that his main legacy being left behind is him being a meme/emote so spam away gamers
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@Haurmeya
sean
7 months
“Girls weakness” bro he has slash weakness he’s mad susceptible to all out attacks
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@Haurmeya
sean
9 months
seeing this tweet was like ice water in my veins and reminded me to not reinstall genshin impact. whoever you are thank you
@bloodflwrz
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girls with REAL guns
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
the only red flags i see are the ones she’ll be pulling out of my urethra
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kuremi
2 years
If you dont love her at her worst, you dont deserve her at her best (she is a convicted murderer)
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@Haurmeya
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4 years
“Hey, that’s smart, I should try th-“ *violent and angry vomiting sounds*
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@Haurmeya
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6 years
how to get good at drawing: practice find your own style find a ten inch long knife, make a pentagram, pick a god of your choice, preferably those that accept blood pacts, read incantations from the necronomicon and make a blood pact with satan learn how lighting works
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@Haurmeya
sean
8 months
black mage spells: Fire Fire II Fire III Fire IV pictomancer spells: fjskfkskfksj.clip wip1(1).clip chungus.clip asdf.clip
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
dunkey saying that he introduced millions of people to niche indie games and then naming off the most well known and popular indie games reminds me of people that go, “have you heard of a slightly underrated anime called ‘nichijou’”
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@Haurmeya
sean
2 years
unlike mori the blackboard doesn’t need to pretend to be black
@SEBUTHEWORLD
Sēbu ‼️
2 years
Mori Calliope vs Nails on a Chalkboard in a who can make my ears bleed the most tournament
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sean
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when the new batch of hunter exam applicants are a bit hardcore so you gotta lock in and add more laxatives to the juice
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Why is he looking at me like that
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