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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

7 years

Actual texts sent to me from @madbradpotts

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

Finally opened my 6 Absolute mega boxes. No Kaboom’s of course. Pretty much the lone highlight.

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3 years

@TMZ

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4 years

@StephenKing I’ve known people that wear a mask religiously and have still gotten the virus.

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2 months

@PiinkWhoree I’d hit it.

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Harold P. Turd

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4 years

@SendaCakeNow This heffer really needs more candy.

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Harold P. Turd

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6 months

People, please. Card collecting is an addiction. Worse than, drugs, alcohol, whatever. And grading is the biggest scam yet. Please, seek help if you need it. Don’t wreck your life and finances over sports cards.

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Harold P. Turd

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2 years

@CardPurchaser

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2 years

@historyinmemes He probably couldn’t even get it up.

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Harold P. Turd

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10 months

Just once, before I die, I want to hit a Ravens downtown. Instead, I pulled this turd.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

6 months

Found one blaster someone left in the toy aisle at Target.

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Harold P. Turd

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2 years

Get ready boys!! @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

8 months

Finally found 11 Prizm Football Hangers at remote Walmart an hour away.

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

@CalvinRidley1

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4 months

Opened one box of 2023 WWE Immaculate.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

What in the HELL is going on at my local Walmart??

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Harold P. Turd

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5 months

@Sakreligious3 @ChennedyCarter Dude are you blind??

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

PSA: Nobody cares how many boxes of Optic football or Prizm football that you got off the Target website.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

9 months

Jesus Christ that’s terrifying

Mill Town Sports Cards

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9 months

Coach Prime! $12 Stack until 1/16 Shipping: 1-3 cards $1 PWE 4 and up $4 BMWT @sports_sell @ILOVECOLLECTIN1 @HobbyRetweet_ @HiveRetweets @SleepyCards_RT #thehobby @CardboardEchoes #Milltownstack @Nolacardtweets @Hobby_Connect @hobbyretweeters @CardHobbyRTs

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Harold P. Turd

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1 year

@Aoife_Bee_ 😍😍😋😋🤤🤤🥵🥵

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Bought 2 baseball Mystery boxes from @Walgreens and hit a Mike Trout 1/1 Am I rich now?? @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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4 years

@krystynak_ @ayobrobro mac Donald??

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

5 months

Hear me out. Not every card will be I gem mint condition. Not every card has to be graded. I’ve been collecting since the early nineties and have graded ONE card. So please stop with this “is the card clean” crap.

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

Mac Jones 2021 Donruss Rated Rookie $500 or best offer. No lowball offers, I know what I have.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

4 months

@allurequinn I’d probably still hit it

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Harold P. Turd

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2 years

@WWE @GableSteveson @RealKurtAngle He appears to have the charisma of a potted plant.

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

Anything here worth buying?? @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

@adamgoldberg28 And, sadly, probably the last good thing they’ve done.

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Harold P. Turd

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1 year

@fasc1nate She went on one HELL of a bender.

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Harold P. Turd

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1 month

Here’s a brilliant idea. Stop “investing” in sports cards. It’s not the stock market. Use your brain.

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Harold P. Turd

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4 months

@VampireGhuleh 👅👅🥵🥵

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Harold P. Turd

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4 years

@theydeadlnside Horrible acting by all three.

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Harold P. Turd

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4 years

@J_Kessler_ 🧛🏿‍♂️

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2 months

@sarameikasai As long as I can sit behind you.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

7 months

@BrazyyBecca Two in the pink, one in the stink.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

@IL0VEthe80s

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Decided to open one of the 2021 Bowman Chrome mega boxes I bought yesterday. @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

4 months

@theCardManiac @Topps Just sign it yourself.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

@WrestlingWCC I think they need a little taste of the white meat….

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

Received this monstrosity in the mail today. From @eBay

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

Results from (2) 2022 Select Football blasters from Walmart.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@RapSheet The trainer pushed him first. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good story.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Also pulled this. Didn’t realize how much these go for.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

Can someone please find me a “comp” (whatever that is) on this card. I’m too stupid/lazy to do it myself. @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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2 months

@A_Mendoza19 @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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2 months

@ThaJuice_

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2 months

@lillynew3 I always wake up with one.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 months

@cheygoulet 🥵🥵

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Harold P. Turd

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5 months

@Jessicasquared9 Oh Christ. Stunning.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

OK. ENOUGH. WILL YOU STUPID SHEEP STOP TWEETING ABOUT GRAIL CARDS. IT’S ALL OVER MY TIMELINE AND IT’S GETTING OLD. MOVE ON.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

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@Lottie_Poppie 🥵🥵

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

7 months

@cheygoulet 😍😍

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 months

@wownicebuttdude @Very__Regular Amateurs

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Best pull from a couple of Flux blasters. #’d 8/10 @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

You look like a can of Arizona Iced Tea.

Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️

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2 years

Happy birthday to Me. #Betterthanyou

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Harold P. Turd

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2 years

@JohnWRichKid The ass was fat.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

@RealBShannon3 I miss Umanga.

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3 years

@TMZ

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

@epicfelixx @CardPurchaser Blue.

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Harold P. Turd

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1 year

@anonymishhh 🤤🤤

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3 years

@annajay___

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2 years

The disrespect. @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

@BASportNotes @CardPurchaser I think it’s a football card.

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Harold P. Turd

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3 years

@FutureHabsGM

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@raekennedy_

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

9 months

I bought 2 NBA Prizm blasters at Walmart. Not too familiar with basketball. Did I do good?? @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

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1 year

@Caleb_2411 @CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

9 months

@SabrinaScales Love those mommy milkers

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@CardPurchaser From one of those Championship Collection boxes from @Walgreens

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 month

Unbelievable RAK from @JimmyBible Lex Luger is one of my all time favorites too.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

7 years

@madbradpotts

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

@tombombmessina @_denisesalcedo

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

8 months

Found 4 Prizm hangers. The only card worth showing.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

5 months

@TheCovalentTV

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@MACEtheWRESTLER

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2 months

@shelllsey 🍑🍑

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2 months

@WrestlingWCC The @$$ is phat

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@darrenheit24 @CardPurchaser At least get a clean one touch with no pubes.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

Finally pulled another Genesis. Unfortunately it’s this TURD.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@CardPurchaser

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

If I see one more post tonight about someone pulling a Genesis or a Honeycomb, I’m done with this app.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Hit the @Walmart restock.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

6 months

@cheygoulet Stunning. 😍 😍

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

2 years

@MarrBurrowSmoke @CardPurchaser You, sir, have just made THE SINGLE biggest mistake of your life. I will pray for you.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

5 months

@courtneyknill Nice Mommy Milkers

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@Harold_P_Turd

4 months

@WarTornRasslin I wouldn’t spend 50 cents on one

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

@ToBeMiro I mean, what have you really done since you left??

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

29 days

@xEmilia21 7/10 would bang.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

Mail day from the great @cruzerrr308

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

5 months

@Jessicasquared9 Staying in. 🥵🥵

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

3 years

@HARBONI76 @CardPurchaser Is tHiS aNy goOd??

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

10 months

HELLO FELLOW HOBBY MORONS, EVERY TIME YOU PULL A “BIG” CARD, YOU DON’T NEED TO MAKE A POST ASKING IF YOU SHOULD GRADE IT. NOT EVERY CARD NEEDS TO BE GRADED.

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Harold P. Turd

@Harold_P_Turd

1 year

Everyday, until I run out, I’m going to post one card from my collection. Todays card of the day: