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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

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How it started, how it’s going

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

This has to be the most fucked unit of measurement ive ever come across

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gnomecliff

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8 months

Backshots here

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5 months

@Tyre_94 Boyfriends are only momentary speed bumps in the path to love

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6 months

Damn sorry, I’m busy today

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gnomecliff

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7 months

How I walk to my car after 12 beers and I dont want people to know Im fucked

Simon Ateba

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7 months

SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH

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gnomecliff

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2 years

@HereIsRiz Everybody is aware of the baby elephant scale

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gnomecliff

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8 months

Daaaamn shawty. U got no light left in your eyes

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gnomecliff

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8 months

Man my dumbass been eating these all week. They are not pine tree candy

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

3 months

12 hours smoked, 4.5 hours rested

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 month

@wizardsextape Bro got exposed. L

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

@nvpkp Don’t hate your life? Work in a restaurant.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

Untapped potential on gnometok

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

9 months

@missuswormy Nobody wants to pop a thomas

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@budm1ser Murr seems like a deeply saddened individual. There is pain in his eyes

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@GeebMinister Im not good at percentages

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

17 days

You’re in her dms, she’s reading them to me and we’re laughing at you

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

@c_sinc_ @sonyashea3 Jesse’s thinking face gets me everytime

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

@DudespostingWs Bro just didn’t want a $3 slice of cheese. That upcharge is absurd

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

Healthy poke lunch today

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

One more service and the. I get two days of catatonia

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

20 days

Finally some good news

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@SaeedDiCaprio @_CrimsonFucker Just abolish them?

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

@Tyre_94 Shit, I’ll be the dad that stepped up at least for a little while idc

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

6 months

Happy international woman’s day babe, i still love you even as 40 crickets

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

NO NO NO LET THEM GO

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

YOU SEE HEATHCLIFF ACTUALLY CAME OUT BEFORE GARFIELD, HEATHCLIFF IS THE ORIGINAL SASSY CAT.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

8 months

Got a band and a bag in the lego cabin we aint the same

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

8 months

My worst nightmares have been realized

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

So true….

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

Why can’t I have this job?

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

10 months

Been thinking a lot lately

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

4 months

Its legal who cares? #carpiss

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

3 months

Yeah fuck this im evil now

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gnomecliff

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2 years

@tize4PF

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

This could be a heathcliff comic

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

10 months

She let me hit due to my questionable ethics

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

My entire life is searing scallops

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@ecto_fun

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

POV: I’m driving you home from the bar

x_X_I Love the Universe_X_x

@Universe__Lover

7 months

My dude is HAMMERED

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gnomecliff

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Damn

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

Leanne 莉安 ⭐️🚩

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5 months

Drinking culture WILL be tackled in the next cultural revolution

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

4 months

Got no idea where i am

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

NEW JOB. START IN 2 WEEKS. IN THE DOOR AS A COOK THEY WANT TO TRAIN INTO SOUS CHEF POSITION.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

*me flirting* can i show you my favorite Heathcliff comics?

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

Nobody understands how hard I work to write these tweets. Its not easy. I quit my job for this. My girlfriend left me for this.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@GraduatedBen @abortsons Bro its just cheese dip. No thought required

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

6 months

I made this for u guys

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

@DuganAmanda Just made this today without realizing its the anniversary of it

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

4 months

Today we learned a valuable lesson

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gnomecliff

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gnomecliff

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2 years

Heathcliff knows who to call when he’s in a pinch

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gnomecliff

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5 months

Barefoot is legal

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

1 year

I want to quit my job and be on whatever vibe this mf was on

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gnomecliff

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1 year

@sabatonfan69 @arothalwayswins What good is a sober cook?

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

8 months

THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONE.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

AFTER A LONG DAY OF BULLSHIT I NOW OWN A SUB UWU OUTBACK.

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

9 months

@cripfordperhaps @gothangelvictim Going for the sperm extractor highscore after 3 mike’s hard lemonades

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gnomecliff

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5 months

@sweatyhairy Whens he gonna eat that apple

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gnomecliff

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1 year

@ThatSamWinkler “I wear suits now, Im a suit guy”

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

10 months

I STUDIED IN THE ARTS OF GNOME-FU WHILE YOU WERE “BUSY” GETTING LAID

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

3 months

YAH

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

6 months

If you look like this Dm me immediately

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

Removing my skin like an onion and revealing a smaller sillier man inside

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

We photographed men before and after offering to buy them a beer

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

4 months

Not falling in love with every woman I meet

𝑻𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒛𝒛𝒛𝒛

@TDropzzz

5 months

What’s harder than this?

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gnomecliff

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4 months

New gnome

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

4 months

In my element

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

7 months

I dont know what im supposed to do right now This was a mistake

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

6 months

Making friends :)

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

5 months

My chef watching us work drunk / stoned

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 years

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I WAS IN A KITTY KORNER OMG OMG (this is the kitty in question on top of her favorite tank)

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

6 months

Being a lover in this hater world ♥️ 😔

David 🇵🇸

@paskana_

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what do you think is harder than this?

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

3 months

Yeah. This scallop was big

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gnomecliff

@Gnomecliff

2 months

Im the white boy for the job

Peter Twinklage 🥥🌴

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2 months

Kamala’s VP pick is gonna emit unprecedented levels of white straight maleness. Like you don’t even understand, he will be radioactively caucasian. the human equivalent of salmon shorts smeared with mayonnaise. he’s gonna say shit like “golly gee willikers. this is how we win.

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