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Michael Keefe

3 years

It’s finally here! Come listen to @joethomas73 tell the story about how he turned down Peyton Manning so he could stay in Cleveland. That’s some real love right there! Go check out this insane episode - you won’t regret it! Cheers!

The Garage Beers Podcast

@TheGarageBeers

3 years

🚨🍺EPISODE 100🍺🚨 Our first guest Is a man who exemplified what it means to play for the @Browns - future Hall-of-Famer @joethomas73 !! #Browns #NFl Crack open a beer and click the link below to listen now!! Presented by @TheOBR !

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Michael Keefe

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8 months

This shit is hilarious. Maybe I’m interpreting it wrong, but it just seems like he’s messing around with the fans and they’re having fun with it too. Love it.

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8 months

Micheal Clemons made sure no Browns fan left without a “Fuck You”

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

9 months

At some point we have to all be realistic, right? Teams don’t win without QB1, RB1, WR1, LT1, RT1, CB1, etc, etc, etc. The injuries this season suck, more than ever before.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Preface: I don’t mind that Stefanski is even-keeled. But that facemask was the time for him to be out in the middle of the field causing a scene. That’s the time. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

9 months

There are 5 cities in the country where being a baseball fan is awesome. And the league wonders why it’s lost the romance and national pastime title.

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

9 months

The New York Yankees have acquired superstar outfielder Juan Soto in a trade from the San Diego Padres, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. And the Yankees now get to pair Soto with Aaron Judge in the outfield and will feature two of the best hitters in baseball.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

I’ll say the same thing I said over and over and over with Lindor. If the #Guardians org brings up and develops amazing players only to be hamstrung and have to get rid of them, what’s the fucking point? If you run a team and can’t keep your franchise players, there’s no point.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

GET PRESSURE ON TRUBISKY! Without Clowney, you’re not good enough to just rush 4. Just giving the dude all day to throw. I don’t get it at all. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

An absolute joke on 3rd and 10. This defense is the worst in the league. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Wife found me a cool gift this Christmas. A new wallet from @tokensandicons . The lining inside is a game worn @Indians jersey. (Lonnie Chisenhall from 2015.)

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

@gabbgoudy 🍺🍺🍺

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

1 year

Can we all just get out ahead of this before it happens? There's a chance Cade York develops into a really good kicker in his career. The #Browns simply don't have time to wait around for that. If that happens, let's not act like they do.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

That OPI call? Eh, technically it happened, though that’s never ever called in this league. That false start call? Disastrous. Should’ve been an offside and Brissett should’ve had a chance for the sneak. Atrocious stuff right there.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

@stavvybaby While you're at it...can you check on how they create middle aged Carls and Franks. Never seen a baby Carl or Frank.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

@1Tyvis @Browns "Tyvis Powell takes the snap, drops back, throws it up and it's caught by Tyvis Powell who gets a block from Tyvis Powell and he takes it to the house!" This might be what they need this week...

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Saved to watch anytime forever. #ForTheLand

Barstool Gambling

@stoolgambling

2 years

THAT’S THE BALLGAME. CLEVELAND WALKS IT OFF.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

One hundred percent. The goat conversations are all nonsense anyways. Bron is right up there on the NBA Rushmore. He did everything they thought he could, and everything they said he couldn’t. He’s an icon.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

2 years

If you don’t like LeBron what are you thinking really? Never made a misstep. Great on and off the floor.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

11 years

@ChrisWarcraft #DicksPix http://t.co/IuuC9xXb7A

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

My city is freaking beautiful. #Cleveland #TheCle #NFLDraft

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

3rd and long…against Andy Dalton…in a BRUTAL weather game…and you run a defense that leaves the ENTIRE middle of the field open?? What kind of sick joke is that?? #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Just a couple Dawgs who woke up feeling dangerous today! Heading down to the @Browns game!! Let’s go Browns! #DawgPound

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

@gabbgoudy 🥴🍺

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

6 years

Went to the @indians game Monday and it was amazing. Just found out I only have to work until 11 tomorrow in Boston and my flight back to The Land isn't until 8 pm. Getaway game starts at 1. 🤔🤔🤔

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Some of y’all #Browns fans going to have to get used to not signing the big money players and grabbing good players like Takk for years to come. Would you rather spend that $$ on Bud Dupree, or extend Nick Chubb?

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 months

@MikeLucasTV Absolutely hilarious. Saw some Cleveland fans completely missing the joke…

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Takeaway from every interview with the Haslams ever: Jimbo should never be near or around any microphones ever. Dee should be the face and voice of the franchise.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Needless to say - first @BlueJacketsNHL game has been a success so far!!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

1 year

Names to watch in the UDFA market for the #Browns , per source: Moro Ojomo Ronnie Hickman Lonnie Phelps David Durden

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Juju going to have a hard time doing a logo dance Week 17 in a field without a logo... #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

We can all argue about how we got where we got and who’s to blame…but one thing’s for sure. For THIRTY YEARS - the #Browns have been one of the worst franchises in all of pro sports and their INCREDIBLE and PASSIONATE fans deserve so so so much more.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Do people not realize there’s a difference between analyzing your team and being a fan of your team? I’m always a #Browns fan and will always root for whoever plays for them. But I also analyze what I watch and can be critical. Doesn’t mean I’m not a fan. Quite the opposite.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 years

I just watched this again. I don't think I'll ever get through this without tears. This is my Beaches.

Bottlegate

@Bottlegate

8 years

We asked, you delivered. SEVENTY FIVE reaction videos from the Cavs win Sunday night

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Last week was a doozy. 2 ambulance rides, 100 different tests, sleeping all week at the ICU at main campus of the Cleveland Clinic, being told our daughter was in critical condition, but not knowing why... It was terrifying. But it’s over. And we’re home. And she’s doing great.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Yeaaaah @BlueJacketsNHL - hopefully you have room for a Patty AND a Paddy tonight!!! It’s a perfect night for his first game and a #CBJ win!! Let’s goooo!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Paddy wanted to get up close to the TV to celebrate that #Browns win with me yesterday. When he broke into the “Here we go Brownies...” chant on his own...might be my proudest moment. @browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Ayesha Curry - Taking Ls in Cleveland since 2016.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Jacoby Brissett. What an overall class dude. Dude laid it all on the line this year knowing that there isn’t a future here. You have to appreciate that. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Man a lot of you all on #Browns Twitter love the dramatics. Until Baker proves himself…which he absolutely has not…the Browns will look to upgrade…which they absolutely should. If Baker doesn’t like that, he should play better.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

I am very grateful to have Jacoby Brissett in the absence of Watson. Guy is a pro. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

6 years

A person can simultaneously: A) Be a LeBron fan forever and be thankful for what he has done here. AND B) Not be happy with getting left in the lurch twice. I'm a fan of the man. I only root for players on my team. Go @Cavs

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

7 years

@TheRealLA__ @Chris_Broussard Cavs. Jae Crowder immediately helps defense.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Baker play DT??

Sam Block

@theblockspot

2 years

Cleveland would have been a playoff team this year with Baker Mayfield.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

11 months

I think there are people who really think this game is as simple as “just run the ball man!!” lol.

Garrett Bush

@Gbush91

11 months

5 wide Jesus…. Man just run the ball man!! What’s wrong with this man? #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

@AlontaeSZN @ChrisBHaynes Lol. What’s crazy about that? Can you just walk into your job and just say anything? Actions have consequences…

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Too much negativity after a #Browns win. The team has room to improve. Every team in the NFL does. Certain phases struggling in Week 2 don’t have to be viewed as catastrophic. Bottom line Browns fans - your team just beat another #NFL team by 10 points. That’s ALWAYS good!!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

I keep telling myself that some day it's going to actually be fun to be a fan of this team. I don't believe myself...but I keep saying it anyways.

Chris Easterling

@ceasterlingABJ

10 months

Deshaun Watson will not speak to the media today. #Browns quarterback status remains day to day.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

Super excited for the letter from the @NFL and @NFLOfficiating : “In the 4th quarter of the #Browns game, we missed a very obvious pass interference. Sorry.”

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

@J_Kessler_ 🍺

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

@J_Kessler_ 🍻

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

9 months

Man…to bail out a QB that just threw into quadruple coverage is prime “LOOK AT ME” NFL officiating.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

When we asked @AKinkhabwala to come on with us, she responded, “I’m not known to turn down a good beer.” Sooo, yeah, this is going to be fun! 😁 Hope you can set aside a little time tomorrow at 9PM for Episode 119! You can catch it all on @TheOBR Twitch channel! #Browns #NFL

The Garage Beers Podcast

@TheGarageBeers

2 years

🍺 THIS WEEK ON GARAGE BEERS🍺 After a week off, we are back with a bang! The one-and-only @AKinkhabwala will crack open a cold one and join us in The Garage for some #Browns & #NFL talk! Don’t miss it LIVE! Tomorrow (6/7) - 9PM - only on @TheOBR Twitch Channel!!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 years

Did my part to get @HillaryClinton the win in Ohio today! #ImWithHer

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

6 years

@bamamy2k13 @richeisen

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

Huh. So when you give good NFL teams chance after chance after chance after chance because of stupid mistake after stupid mistake, you lose games. Interesting. #DawgPound

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Why do I keep seeing people griping about Chubb/Hunt only having limited touches in the first half? Did, umm, did you all watch Baker Mayfield???????? #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Second and 10 predictable shotgun handoff. Awful play calling. Awful. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

@Cavsanada @KirkSeriousFace This is what I would expect some guys to say if they’re afraid the fans (which these guys are) will put on a better show than they do.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Update! Surgery went well. Didn’t make it in time for the start of the #Cavs game, but I’m here now...looking and feeling like a toasted marshmallow. Go Cavs!!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

@swalshy63 @SSweetheartsPod 🏅🍻

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Man. Watson made TWO touchdown throws there. Both dropped. WEAK effort by the pass catchers today. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

As mother fucking GUTSY as it gets. Unreal effort by the Browns today!! #DawgPound

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

1 year

Is this heaven? @TreeHouseBrewCo

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

@tmb237 @BurdsIVue @OldTakesExposed When you tweet @OldTakesExposed and your tweet was the Freezing Cold Take.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Love all the positive #Browns vibes this morning. Let’s keep it going - post a picture of your FIRST favorite Browns player. Mine? The great @EricMetcalf21

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Who is the one current player that’s a former #Browns player you wish would’ve never left Cleveland? I think mine is Demario Davis. Every time I see him I wish he was still here…love that guy.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Four days after she was born, we were told she might not make it. Today, she turned 1! Better believe I’ll never take 1 minute for granted with my little LADY LUCY! 🎂🎂🎂

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

1 year

Stand up move. Little note on @StainbrookNFL here - when we get reports in our OBR channel and we’re talking about running them, he is always, ALWAYS the guy that says “don’t run it until I can verify.” Please believe he didn’t just fabricate anything.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

11 months

If I see one more "I'm on to the Titans" or "We're on to Tennessee" post, my head is going to explode. You're tweeting from your desk at the bank. Nobody gives a shit if you're "on to the Titans."

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

9 months

Had to listen to the Browns game on the radio on the drive home from NYC today. Just got back, opened this app, and am seeing Kevin Stefanski getting blamed for dudes fumbling the ball all over the field. Gonna go ahead and close this app…

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

And what we’re asking for, as Cleveland #Guardians fans, isn’t outrageous. We don’t want the team to spend like the Dodgers and Yankees. We want them to spend with the middle of the pack teams. Somewhere near league average. If you can’t do that, you can’t afford the team.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

Disclaimer: I’m not here to say anything negative about DPJ. I AM here to question why so many people on this app are freaking out that the Browns traded a guy in a contract year who hasn’t produced anything all season.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

11 months

Got an idea #DawgPound - we all got some shit out of our systems tonight - let's wake up tomorrow & just root for the football team & realize that none of this shit is really all that important, yeah? We've been through 25 years of shit together - it's not time to break now.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Man, I love Yankees fans for having SO MANY livestreams last night. The gift that keeps on giving today. #ForTheLand

Jomboy

@Jomboy_

2 years

Our first watch party/live stream like this and it was an absolute blast… until it wasn’t.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

7 years

@Channing_Frye They accept major credit cards. You're welcome.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 years

Another banner CLE sports day: Encarnacion introduced. Korver acquired. Video of Corey Coleman NOT fighting people.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

First, there was the big 4-team deal. Now, the Harden-Simmons swap. Next? Prostitution.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

I’m not going to feel bad for Watson if the suspension is increased. But this process is a joke. Top it off by acting like Goodell is appointing an impartial third party to hear the “appeal.” This is about as far from that as it gets. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Date night with this one. 😍

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 months

I don’t have an issue at all with Aaron Rodgers having opinions on things…no matter how freaking bonkers he is. I’ll never be Mr. Stick-to-sports guy. But, why do his bonkers opinions garner SO much attention? He’s a wacko with no expertise on anything. He should be ignored.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

Domi for Carolina yesterday. Panarin for NY today. Ifso facto - #CBJ dominating these #nhlplayoffs

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

While this season was a disappointment, and after seeing a divisional rival make the Super Bowl, I have to say one thing... ...If the Cleveland #Browns do run it back with Baker and make some key signings/re-signings, winning the division in '22 wouldn't surprise me at all.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

Can we stop with this “hip drop tackle” nonsense?? That’s not a thing. It’s a regular tackle. Just because you name it doesn’t make it special. It’s a regular, legal tackle. Sometimes, people get hurt when it happens, just like any other play. It’s the risk of playing the game.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Live fearlessly! Skydive without a parachute! Chum shark infested water and dive in! Play human frogger on the highway! Seatbelts? Hell nah. Keep your terror straps away from me! The hundreds of thousands of dead people apologize for your 20s, Karryn.

Kamryn Yahney

@KamrynYahney

4 years

I’ll say it. Take off your damn masks and live normally, quit making this our normal. Viruses will run their course, build immunity & get on with your life. Y’all are ruining my twenties and wasting your life away being scared. Live fearlessly!🤙🏼 Save your mentions and subtweets

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 years

@chefsymon finally made it to Mabel's tonight. Those pig tails are legendary - never had them before & they were my favorite part!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

@spencer212 @PFF Paul...🤣🤣🤣

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

I also love days like this because, come this May, I’m going to be a #GirlDad !!

Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

Happy #WomenInSport Day!! Cheers to all the amazing women in all levels of sport!!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

The Cleveland @Browns claim the Super Bowl!!!! #browns #Election2020

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

This is 38! Couldn’t ask for anything more. Cheers friends!

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 months

So much of #Browns Twitter right now:

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

35-10 Nameless Gray Faces at the half! #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

8 months

To call 12 men on a review when it wasn’t called on the field and the 12th defender had one foot off the field anyways is nonsensical.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

It's easy to have fun with all of this, but hopefully all of these guys are ok. It may not be a huge concern with the vaccinated players, but not all of them made that choice. Hoping none of them have any real issues. #Browns

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

I cannot emphasize enough how great the #Buckeyes defense was in this second half. Incredible.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

5 years

@MFjasso @KaitMarieox @BetoORourke

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

4 years

#Browns fans: our team had a great season and went toe to toe with the class of the NFL. The best is yet to come. So, with that in mind, try not to get baited by a coked up Johnny Manziel tonight....

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

3 years

I’m so weirded out by these “yesterday was a terrible day for #Browns fans” comments. You know what was a terrible day? The day we were eliminated from playoff contention? Yesterday had literally nothing to do with the Browns.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

10 months

There wasn’t a damn thing wrong with that 4th down play call. Ford catches that pitch and he’s still running.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

9 years

@WojYahooNBA sooo...Mike Dunleavy punches a guy in the face and it's cool. JR Smith does it and it's a 2 game suspension. Gotcha. @NBA

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

11 months

Man I’m thrilled about the win for the #DawgPound yesterday… …but I also can’t help the fact that I’m PISSED that we let that shitty Pittsburgh team stop us from being 3-0…

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

2 years

So fucking typical right now. Just let the ravens methodically move the ball down the field.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

7 years

@DustinFox37 People can acknowledge his toughness and leadership while wishing he was better at throwing the ball, particularly down the field. He’s left a lot out there.

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Michael Keefe

@GarageBeersMike

5 years

@NickWilsonWFNZ How does anyone keep Subway?? Does anyone still go to Subway??

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