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Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. Statement begins.
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ARCHIVIST: The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it? MARTIN: You know, I think it always did.
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That wasn’t Sasha.
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“That was for Sasha.” “J-Jon, wait!” “For Tim.” “P-please Jon!”
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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I know.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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“Alright, alright, fine, look. I’m turning it off. Any last words for your future selves?” “Yes. Fire Tim.”
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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“That was for Sasha.” “J-Jon, wait!” “For Tim.” “P-please Jon!”
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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I refuse to become another goddamn mystery.
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What, you gotta gouge your eyes out, or something? … Fuck off.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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If I am an “it”, Archivist, then what does that make you?
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The closest I can say is this: the sky ate him.
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Can I have a cigarette?
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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Mr. Spider wants another guest for dinner. It’s polite to knock.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. Statement begins.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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I’m going to wear you, Jon. I’m going to wear everything you are. Like you never existed. No-one will even know. And it will hurt. Oh, yes, it will hurt. It hurt Sasha.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Am I evil, Archivist? Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its own nature? When it embodies its nature? When that nature is created by those which revile it?
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ARCHIVIST: Look, I’m better than I was. I used to think all poetry was bad. MARTIN: Sorry, what? ARCHIVIST: I mean, I just thought of – (small puff of a sigh) I sort of thought it was pointless. Just – (inhale) write some prose, and stop – wasting everyone’s time.
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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The subject’s name was Annabelle Cane.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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I refuse to become another goddamn mystery.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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But young Michael? So innocent, so naive? She decided to experiment with how long she could keep him in the dark as to what was really going on. As it turns out: All his life.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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Hello, Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
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Because the thing about the Archivist is that – well, it’s a bit of a misnomer. It might, perhaps, be better named: The Archive. Because you do not administer and preserve the records of fear, Jon. You are a record of fear,
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And it said, “The blanket never did anything.”
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Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. Statement begins.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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There is a man in my living room. He is tall, with sandy blond hair that twists into unruly curls. I must have invited him in.
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That wasn’t Sasha.
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I’m sorry. Martin, Tim… Sasha. I’m so sorry. I should have… I didn’t… I’m sorry. God, I’m so sorry.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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I’m sorry. Martin, Tim… Sasha. I’m so sorry. I should have… I didn’t… I’m sorry. God, I’m so sorry.
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The Chosen One is just that — someone I chose. It’s not in your blood, or your soul, or your destiny. It’s just in your own, rotten luck.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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Am I… Elias, am I still human?
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I’m sorry. Martin, Tim… Sasha. I’m so sorry. I should have… I didn’t… I’m sorry. God, I’m so sorry.
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I refuse to become another goddamn mystery.
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“That was for Sasha.” “J-Jon, wait!” “For Tim.” “P-please Jon!”
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But young Michael? So innocent, so naive? She decided to experiment with how long she could keep him in the dark as to what was really going on. As it turns out: All his life.
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That wasn’t Sasha.
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But young Michael? So innocent, so naive? She decided to experiment with how long she could keep him in the dark as to what was really going on. As it turns out: All his life.
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That wasn’t Sasha.
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Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. Statement begins.
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I am to be a king of a ruined world, and I shall never die.
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Am I evil, Archivist? Is a thing evil when it simply obeys its own nature? When it embodies its nature? When that nature is created by those which revile it?
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I don't think this is a normal job.
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If I am an “it”, Archivist, then what does that make you?
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”Are you going to kill me?” “No! … I mean, yes.”
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Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky! It’s looking back.
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“That was for Sasha.” “J-Jon, wait!” “For Tim.” “P-please Jon!”
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There is a man in my living room. He is tall, with sandy blond hair that twists into unruly curls. I must have invited him in.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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I can't believe you'd do this! That you'd leave me like this! You swore to me! You swore to me, you bastard!
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There is a man in my living room. He is tall, with sandy blond hair that twists into unruly curls. I must have invited him in.
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Your powers won’t work here, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
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Sasha died almost a year ago, Martin.
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ARCHIVIST: That was for Sasha. JONAH: J-Jon, wait! ARCHIVIST: For Tim. JONAH: P-please Jon!
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The Chosen One is just that — someone I chose. It’s not in your blood, or your soul, or your destiny. It’s just in your own, rotten luck.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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I can't believe you'd do this! That you'd leave me like this! You swore to me! You swore to me, you bastard!
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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“That was for Sasha.” “J-Jon, wait!” “For Tim.” “P-please Jon!”
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Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist. Statement begins.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Oopsie. Not so easy, is it? Keeping up your humanity?
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“Alright, alright, fine, look. I’m turning it off. Any last words for your future selves?” “Yes. Fire Tim.”
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Mr. Spider wants another guest for dinner. It’s polite to knock.
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Mr. Spider wants another guest for dinner. It’s polite to knock.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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The audience is only safe when the story isn’t about them.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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“You said that if I won, then I’d live!” “No, I didn’t.”
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Can I have a cigarette?
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I refuse to become another goddamn mystery.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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Look. Martin, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
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There’s a stranger claiming to be my mother. I don’t know who she is.
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“The Lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?” “You know, I think it always did.”
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