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Marco

3 years

Told my Primary School teacher i would reach Messi’s level of greatness and today me and that midget are both unemployed

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Marco

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1 month

First xG win of the season

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Chelsea (1.38) 0-2 (1.24) Man City

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5 months

Declan Rice whilst Kimmich sneaks in behind to score

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3 months

Declan Rice when he’s asked to make a forward pass

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Sancho when Madueke brings Rubi Rose to a game

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15 days

First Wolves away, now Bournemouth away. Were finally beating our kryptonite teams

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2 years

@ErlingHaaland mashallah brother Erling, make sure to pray Fajr too

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Poch would’ve brought on Gilchrist and Casadei after we went up 3-2

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7 months

Disasi had him deeping life 😭😭😭

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3 months

Saka at LB to accommodate Palmer actually happened

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8 days

2nd in the table and we haven’t even cashed in our three Reece James world class performances for the season yet

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2 years

Just make sure Aguero doesn’t laugh too hard

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Let’s all laugh at this guy 😭😭😭

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1 month

We finally beat one of our kryptonite teams

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6 months

Rewatching Mount failing to close Palmer down for the winner

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3 months

Modric thought God wouldn’t punish him for that trivela he pulled off against us in 2022

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7 months

Graham Potter has more CL knockout wins than Arsenal Football Club since 2017

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7 months

Disasi discovered if he plays well he can be his own hype man

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2 months

Felix and Palmer ‘you touch, i touch’ footy to get me thru that 3 year transfer ban that’s pending

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2 years

BOHELY HEARD RICE TALK AND LEFT 😭😭😭

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11 months

10th Placed Chelsea carrying the Barclays franchise

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5 months

Saka fucked up the last minute free kick and then hit the first man on the corner

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3 years

When we finally get to see the Werner, Lukaku and Pulisic link up but it’s from the Cobham Hospital instead

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15 days

United gave us Sancho for 25 million pound

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6 months

His infamous hair flick when shit goes wrong

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Mason Mount at full time. ( @ChelseaInPhotos ) #CFC

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3 months

Turned the game on and saw Havertz miss an open net

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2 years

EDEN HAZARD got this after one bad season but Mount is untouchable because he claps the fans

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3 years

Tuchel is a genius man, let Guehi go to get people crying, leak a Kounde deal to worsen the blow meanwhile he locked up Chalobah in a room watch Maldini highlights. Checkers not chess

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2 months

Joao Felix dopamine sent me to pluto bruv. But that Chilwell bomba from Ornstein saying he’s been kidnapped by lSlS might send me to the pearly gates

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6 months

Mount got front row viewing of the Palmer dagger

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3 years

Never forget VAR didn’t check this 5 seconds before a goal in a cup final but went back to the 20th Century just to disallow Werner’s goal

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5 months

Took Reece James 5 mins to claim his throne back as the best in the world

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9 months

Those Poch and Madueke fulltime scenes

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3 months

Time to cleanse my eyes after 90 mins of Rice

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4 years

@StephenTries @TrueGeordieTG Jezza Swaz Lynch dipped faster than his dad

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1 year

That Reece James 65 minute cameo after the international break before he goes off injured again will be the best 65 minutes off my life

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9 months

Poch gonna reward Madueke with front row seats on the bench to watch Disasi play RW

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3 years

Ziyech saw the yellow kit and thought he’s already making his debut for Dortmund. He’s been sick today

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2 months

Felix, Palmer, Neto, Nkunku, Jackson all on the pitch at the same time when we’re 1-0 down at home to Ipswich

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1 month

Palmer to Neto to Felix for a goal, this is my lifeeeeeee

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2 years

Watching this Pulisic vs Mount performance, you wouldn’t believe which one gets grilled by the fanbase and which one wants 300k a week.

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8 months

Motherfuckers told me Enzo doesn’t love this club

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2 years

@CFC_Jantyy @RBarkley8 Mount is ass

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1 year

Also got 0 rapists

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1 year

Chelsea got 0 drip as a club

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2 years

Tomori seeing Reece James and Mount linkup to get him red carded

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3 years

@ToniRuediger @EASPORTSFIFA Chase after one of your long shots to prove how fast you really are brother

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4 years

@AUSTIN8902737 @JoeBiden i speak for my fellow Hawaiian people when i say we reject your offer and pass you onto the Canadians

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3 years

Tammy needs to consider a career change at this point. He’s got the build of a fast bowler, i reckon he’d be a good cricketer

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4 years

@wroetoshaw @Deliveroo don’t say it too loud, the snowflakes might cancel you

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3 years

@ChelseaFC just run to the corner at kickoff and say Kroos was racist to Kante. we walk off the pitch and advance on away goals

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4 years

@wroetoshaw need Nate Robinson to land the luckiest punch of 2020 and spin the fuckers jaw back to vine

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1 year

Only club in the bloodclart dunya to survive an Ornstein Bomba

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🚨 Liverpool reach agreement with Brighton to sign Moises Caicedo for British record £110m. #BHAFC held auction using midnight deadline. #LFC highest bidder, #CFC at £100m. Personal terms a formality + medical planned for Friday in Liverpool @TheAthleticFC

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5 months

Finally got to see the Nkunku balloon in Chelsea Blue

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2 years

@ChelseaFC we go again next year

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1 month

Whatever drugs Caicedo and Enzo took in the second half, get a lifetime supply of them right now

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3 years

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2 years

Chalobah will post a quote about believing in Jesus tomorrow, he don’t believe in you tho

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9 months

That Malo Gusto cameo bruvvv

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3 years

The only treble City fans witnessed this season

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2 months

We’ve finally signed a player that isn’t from the slums of Mogadishu

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Just remembered what Sterling did at the Molinuex last season and celebrated his removal from the squad again

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3 years

23/10/21. The day Sarristas and Yer Da’s signed the truce 🤝

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1 year

The stories i’m gonna tell my kids about CL knockouts Kante

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Havertz stopped chilling with Mount and he got his stocks back

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3 years

Jan Age Fortnite tweeted that Chelsea were preparing a big bid for Haaland but didn’t mention it on stream? Take away this brothers Norwegian Passport and he’s got as much connection to Haaland, as Bin Laden did to the gates of heaven

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2 years

Zakharyan seeing Fabrizio drop another Here We Go for a Chelsea signing that isn’t him

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9 months

. @brunoog97

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Johnny Minerals wife hearing him scream about Mount on twitter spaces when their kids have gone 3 days without food on the table

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@ZerkaaHD Release the Censored Moments

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9 months

Hatred for Arsenal had me off my seat for a Mo Salah goal

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1 year

We’ve got our Goal of the Month for May sorted

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1 year

Unbeaten since Chilwell teared his fanny

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5 months

Reece James and Palmer under a serious manager next season

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3 years

17 year old Pulisic had more CL appearances than Nicolas Pepe has in his career. Mans nearly 26 and his fans are piping up from a Competition that CHO walked at the age of 19.

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2 years

@JesusRoIe

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3 years

@theMadridZone Step Outside Old Man, smell the coffee

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If you feel worthless in life just remember grown men were advocating for a midfield trio of Mount, Rice and Gallagher at Chelsea Football Club

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Declan Rice whilst Pulisic is making his 10th dribble in behind

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3 years

Man City are the worst CL finalists in history. Tuchel has blood on his hands for letting them even touch a silver medal!

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Since we’re on the topic of Gallagher

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idk how chelsea fans still stay connected with such a club

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3 years

Tell Ziyech we’re playing Aston Vanilla and convince him it’s the latest hookah flavour, he might turn up. Love the guy but he doesn’t fit this system whatsoever

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50 million pounds Ben White against redemption seeking Lukaku next week. We’re about to witness reverse colonisation, this is for all the ancestors

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@theMadridZone @xavitorresll HAHAHAH COME AT THE KING YOU BEST NOT MISS

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1 year

£120 million of the Kings finest Gold from our rivals for Mount and Havertz

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@ChelseaFC more club statements than PL wins this season

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@CFCDaily why’s this random guy blocking my Malang Sarr media

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1 year

Chalobah believe in Jesus all you want pal, you’re still going to heII

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We had Werner, Alonso, RLC balling out on this very pitch last year

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3 years

We just touched a European Trophy, beating the best in the world but hey at least you lot got a SkySports Graphic 👊

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1 year

IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN, ITS HAPPENED AGAINNNN

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3 years

Look at the stress in those eyes man. He knew Tuchel had RWB shifts ready if he skied it

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Pulisic when he had his entire countries expectations on his back. Don’t get me started on Saka

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3 years

me outside her gravestone. RIP Mrs Clarke but you should’ve believed you old hag

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Tammy to Lukaku when Big Rom asks for the Number 9

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@xLhig @JoeBiden as a representative for the Colombian community i can speak for my amigos and say we reject your offer and pass you onto the Canadians

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