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31. Genderqueer. Demipanromantic. 🔞 DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU’RE UNDER 18 🔞 AGE IN BIO!

Wandering aimlessly, confused
Joined September 2018
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You can call me 'Tuna. I write smut and fluff and Kinky stuff. All characters are 18+ Curious cat: Ao3: Ko-fi:
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Cam boy Bakugou with a food fetish that degrades his viewers while cooking or doing weird shit with food, it's happening lmao get ready. CW: Kiribaku, NSFW, food play, wet and messy, degradation, praise Kiri got home late after work with take-out because he didn't want to cook.
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Self restraint? Never heard of them 🤷🏼‍♀️😅 Jock Kirishima and nerd Bakugou. Tuna style. *Cracks neck* I don't wanna spoil anything so I'll just- CW: NSFW. 🏈📙🏈📙 Eijirou Kirishima might not be the shiniest rock in the box, but he wasn't a complete idiot.
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I’ve wanted to write this for over a year, so let’s do this thing. 🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎 CW/ TW : NSFW, A/B/O, alpha/alpha, Detectives, undercover investigations, fighting, mentions of drugs, mentions of human trafficking, I’ll add more if needed. 🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎
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What do you mean I have enough wips?? Kiribaku. NSFW. “Fuckin’ Namaste.” Katsuki growled as he bought his hands together and took a deep breath calm himself after stretching and holding positions for a whole hour.
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Ah crap, they still had company. It was going to be /so/ good to finally be alone with Katsuki after their date. Maybe Eijirou should look up duck breeds to impress him. Would that impress him? He was totally gonna do it anyway.
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You know what I need rn? Eijirou teaching Katsuki how to kiss 😩🔥 CW: NSFW, first kisses, learning how to kiss, idiots 💋💋💋💋 The common room really was the place where most of the bullshit Katsuki encountered took place.
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✨I have a need. ✨ CW: Kiribaku, NSFW Eijirou Kirishima was a non-presenting person in a world full of strong alphas, omegas and betas. Which was fine by him. He didn't have to deal with pheromones or suppressants or mating.
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Renaissance born vampire Baku attempting to woo Kiri, in his...unique way. CW: probably crack, NSFW, stalking, gay panic, vampire brides as soulmates, blood cause probably biting. 🍷🍷🍷 Eijirou Kirishima had a stalker.
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I swear, this one will be short for real this time, but I need to get it out of my head. CW: NSFW 🌿🦊🌿🦊🌿🦊 Eijirou Kirishima had never really thought he’d own a pet.
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Okay, here by popular demand: CW: kiribaku, NSFW, aliens, teratophilia, uhh Bakugou is kind of a prisoner atm, but you'll see. 👽👽👽👽 Eijirou Kirishima couldn't believe his eyes.
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Alpha Bakugou pumping omega Kirishima full of septuplets and being super proud of himself. Until he’s standing in the nursery at 3 am wearing a pair of fake tits full of milk, shushing and rocking two of their kids while he uses one foot to rock a sleeping pup in their cradle.
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There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition~ CW: kiribaku, NSFW Katsuki Bakugou had made a huge fucking mistake. He'd been cocky and self assured as he always was, and it had landed him in his current predicament.
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Absolute brick shithouse blood riot riding hero Bakugou within an inch of his life bc of a quirk accident 👀 CW: enemies to enemies that fuck, dubcon bc sex pollen and enemies, big size difference, huge bottom, they’re both kinda assholes so idk insults? Leggo 🔥 🩸⚙️🩸⚙️🩸⚙️
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I interrupt your regularly scheduled thread updates to bring you Kirishima having wet dreams over Bakugou. Let’s get wet 😏 CW: kiribaku, NSFW 💦💦💦💦 /Hot. Hard. Pulsing. Deep. Desperate. All consuming./
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NSFW Katsuki angrily tells Eijirou to kiss his ass one day during a squad movie night and learns a few things: 1) the redhead does /not/ back down from a challenge, oh no, he goes above and beyond.
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OKAY! Time to subject you all to my birthday gift to myself lmao 😅 ~The Only You For Me~ 💥⚙️🐉⚔️ CW: Double kiribaku, some kinda Isekai thing? Canon and fantasy, dragon Kirishima (who is a savage meat eating bean) so, raw meat eating, mild blood? (Mentioned once) idiots
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I’ve got something burning a hole in my brain, so: CW: NSFW , first times, awkward sex, idiots Katuski Bakugou stopped dead, stirring-spoon in hand as rice sizzled a little too hard in the wok he had on the stovetop.
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I’m having sub-top Kirishima edging thoughts CW: Nsfw, edging One day Katsuki tells Eijirou he wants to try edging. His boyfriend agrees eagerly, of course, until Katsuki tells him he’s gotta edge /himself/, using his ass. Ei’s a little confused, but still more than willing.
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Shintetsukami porn au, I need it. CW: NSFW, rough sex Denki Kaminari was kinda new to the porn industry, but he was getting pretty popular. He had this cute twinkly look going on, and soon broke into bdsm porn too; where scary female dommes slapped him around and pegged him.
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When Barbarian Katsuki defeats a huge red dragon in a surprise battle, the last thing he expected was for it to transform into a gorgeous /naked/ man apparently called Eijirou, who immediately tried to bargain with him. Just…not how he expected him to.
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Okay I may have gone a little rabid earlier and wrote this whole thing in a few hours, SO- CW: NSFW, hyperspermia, LOTS of come, spit, ‘cum dump’ kiri? I’m not even a little sorry for this mess. 💦💦💦💦💦
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Alright, you asked for this mess. NSFW. ~GroundRiot’s biggest fan ~ Pro Hero Bakugou discovers Kiribaku fanfiction. There was shit that came with being a hero that Bakugou had expected.
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“He’s done freaking out, come on.” He encouraged with a small smile, as he pushed away from the wall and motioned Eijirou to follow. He followed without hesitation.
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No one asked for this, but I want it, so- The tododeku back/sidestory to my food fucker kiribaku lol. CW: mentions of crime/ gangs/ yakuza, smoking, maybe smoking fetish who knows? Deku is a shithead. Age gap (like 6 years) eventual NSFW, I’ll add more as I go. 🚬💎🚬💎🚬💎
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✨I have another need✨ ❄️🔥🥦❄️🔥🥦 This won’t be long, but: tododeku, NSFW, sexual awakening, innocence, sexual frustration, understanding mido, Demi Todoroki, stunted upbringing todo too, he’s just doing his best. No angst I don’t think. ❄️🔥🥦❄️🔥🥦
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“Oh yeah? Well you're not even my /real/ dad!” Katsuki snapped back immediately, taking advantage when Midoriya burst into surprised laughter to shove him aside and duck into the car with a victorious laugh. That man was /wild/.
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“So…carpet?” Eijirou suggested weakly, and Midoriya nodded rapidly, stepping away. “Yep, carpet. Good idea.” He said, voice cracking a little with his embarrassment, as they both got back to work. This was clearly one of those things that neither of them would speak of again.
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“Idiot.” He said almost affectionately, before holding up a plastic syringe with a rounded end, filled with come lube. “Gotta redo that creampie from a different angle.” He informed him with a smirk.
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Kaminari is in his 20’s but his parents are really overbearing, so when he wants to go on a date with Tetsutetsu, they basically hire someone to be their chaperone for the evening. It’s Shinsou. And Kaminari ends up getting it good in the back of T’s Cadillac from both of them.
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The spell broke and Katsuki jumped up, moving to wash his hands as his face flamed, and Eijirou sneakily turned away to rearrange his semi before slapping on a probably over the top smile and asking what vegetables they needed for the curry.
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“Sup, /perv/.” Katsuki’s grin was wicked as he tipped the dough out onto the pre-floured counter and looked straight into the camera. “Let me teach you how to knead dough.” Oh /fuck/.
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Strap in, we're Troubleshooting. TW/CW: Tododeku, Androids, eventual nsfw. Shouto Todoroki was perfect. The perfect creation, borne of the culmination of years of his ‘father’s’ painstaking research and experimentation; the next step forward in technology. The perfect Android.
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Shinsou discovers he likes being called daddy bc Monoma starts being his usual shithead self while they’re paired together for training and he snaps. He punches the wall beside Monoma’s head and the blond freezes, but a moment later there’s a smirk on his face. “Sorry, /daddy/.”
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Holy fuck, we're at it again! Kiribaku, NSFW, strength kink, stupid boys Bakugou loved violence and action. And fighting, can't forget the fighting. Some people might even say he loved it a little /too/ much. But fuck those people.
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Katsuki rolled his eyes and sat straight on Eijirou's lap, placing his box down on the table and opening it. He picked up two and handed one back to Eijirou before eating his, much more calmly than the half rabid pregnant omega.
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OKAY! Starting on my Tododeku bullshit! NSWF (of course) and Awkward boys. It was a lazy Saturday evening in the class 3A dorms.
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But fingers slid into the back of his hair, pulling him once again into a searing kiss, and the head of his cock popped inside as the redhead rocked up to meet him with a relieved groan.
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CW/TW: Kiribaku, nsfw, demons, mentioned child abuse, child oc, demon dad Bakugou, uhh, blood, murder. I'll add more as I go. Katsuki Bakugou had finally had enough of this bullshit. He’d done what he had been told for over a thousand years; take this soul, take that soul.
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“Guys, what's a good place to take someone on a date? Like a drop dead gorgeous chef with serious anger issues??” Eijirou demanded, eyes wide as their attention switched to him and his best bro’s face lit up with pride.
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Holy fuck. He'd- he's given Katsuki Bakugou a /cake/. /He'd given a cake fucker a cake!! That smirk- that- he'd given a guy with a food fetish a goddam cake/. Holy crap… was he gonna fuck it or eat it? Eijirou desperately wanted both. And he wanted to watch. /Shit/.
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“Please be here when I get back.” He whispered, and the fox cocked its head to the other side, before making a high, almost grinding trilling sound that had him chuckling as he closed the screen door.
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“Plant one on me.” The blond demanded with a knowing smirk when Eijirou’s cheeks immediately flushed. He crossed the kitchen to press their lips together instantly, powerless to resist his gorgeous neighbour.
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And he wanted Eijirou’s love. Somehow that didn’t seem like a steep price to pay at all, just to be able to look upon the spirit…
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4) he’s now officially /ruined/ for everyone else, and he had no idea it was possible to come that hard from a tongue in your ass, goddammit!
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He crossed the kitchen to kiss Eijirou’s suddenly slack lips, licking into his mouth for a second to taste his meal with a low groan, before walking away to grab the pizza peel and open the oven.
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Katsuki stared for a long moment, gaze both calculating and a little apprehensive, before a smirk split his face. “I’ll text you when to come up tomorrow, so you can try my pizza.”
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Tuna’s at it again, no one judge me, I need this...whatever the hell this very specific combination of emotion and horny is this time 😅 CW: kiribaku, A/B/O, NSFW, pining? Prince Katsuki bakugou was /agitated/.
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Katsuki froze for a second, before relaxing. “Yeah. I wanna cold ferment one. The other I’ll… use today.” He answered, and Eijirou’s mouth went instantly dry. /Use/? Oh fuck.
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Actually, how many times had Eijirou blatantly sucked something dick shaped in front of him? The blond /definitely/ deserved what he was getting in a minute.
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Eijirou's cock could have broken actual wood with how hard he felt it swell as the blond opened the box and folded the sides down flat against the floor and said, “oh fuck. He's a /good/ boy. I'm gonna enjoy this.” Then licked his lips.
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Katsuki chuckled as he leaned back in, skimming pale fingers along Eijirou’s jaw. “/We both know I’m not just a fox. I’ll know when you love me the way I love you. I hope you’re ready/.” He whispered, before pressing scalding hot lips against Eijirou’s in a firm kiss.
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“You don’t have to /freeze/ the- wait. L-long cat? You haven’t even given it- him a name…” Shouto heard his boyfriend give an affectionate chuckle to himself as he rounded the corner.
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Oh god. Oh fuck. He was in no way ready for this after he’d come in his boxers earlier, watching Katuski fuck the dough he was about to eat, Eijirou thought with a wave of panic as he almost grated his finger.
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OKAY! *cracks neck* CW: NSFW. This is real dumb. I love dumb bro Kiri fics. Where he’s ‘helping’ Bakugou out cause he’s a good bro. The fact that he’s also a pining dumbass is like, pfft. That doesn’t matter, he tells himself as he chokes on Bakugou’s dick.
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He wanted to be the reason Katsuki cried out in pleasure. He wanted to be the one to make the coffee, the man the gorgeous cam boy let feed him by hand. He just, he just really wanted Katsuki, all of him. Food fetish and side job of fucking himself in front of a camera and all.
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Kiri sits on a bench in the gym after working up a sweat. When he gets up Bakugou almost passes TF out where he stands
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“Come on, Ei.” He called, and Eijirou followed, after grabbing two bags in each hand, eager to see what his mate had bought for him. He was /starving/ again.
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No one judge me for starting a new thing! I got a couple of commissions for ‘choose your own’ and I started a thing. CW: kiribaku, voice kink Something changed between them the night Bakugou fought Midoriya the second time.
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“I /never/ kiss and tell, Bakugou.” The redhead promised in an almost eager whisper, before soft lips pressed against his.
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He offered in his rough, gravelly voice and Eijirou found himself nodding dumbly as he heard T tripping over his own words trying to say his name. Wow they were both just giant messes, huh?
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He stepped forward as he popped a strip of what smelled like cinnamon gum in his mouth and slowly chewed. “So, were you jumping steps because you're late, or to show off? Because I've got ten minutes, if you can be quick.” His smirk grew, and so did Eijirou's cock. Holy /fuck/.
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Had he heard that voice before? It sounded /so/ familiar. The hooded man lifted his head just enough to grin at him, flashing very slightly pointed canines as he tapped at the bar with pale, pale, rounded nails. “What’s the matter, /traveller/, want me to treat you too?”
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Okay, this is a kink of mine so no shaming, but I'm doing a thing and I wanna share. CW/TW: Kiribaku, NSFW, Salirophilia, dirt, mud wrestling, messy boys, uhh probably mud in mouth 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🚿🚿🚿🚿 Katsuki Bakugou's classmates were all fucking idiots,
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He tackled Katsuki to the ground as they burst through the bedroom door, and suddenly they were rolling and snarling and snapping at each other.
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2) his so called friends are all jerks that will willingly turn the tv up and ignore the swearing and huffing coming out of the kitchen. 3) Eijirou is WAY too skilled with his tongue, and eats ass like starving man given a full course meal.
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*maniacal laughter* get ready. CW: Selfscest. Clones. NSFW. Baku/Baku. Baku/Kiri/Baku. #nsfw #Kiribaku Bakugou had no idea how it had happened. No fucking clue.
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Katsuki gulped down half a glass and refilled it to take into the bedroom. Kirishima’s face cracked into the brightest smile when he handed it to him. “Thanks, Bakugou.” He beamed, and Katsuki’s heart stopped in his chest. Because he realised he was in love with his best friend.
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Everyone likes omega’s with a sweet smell, but: Omega’s with a sour, acrid, or outright /burning/ scent. Bakugou smells like a house fire and Kirishima can’t get enough.
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“I think I’m looking forward to falling.” He said when he found he could speak again.
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“Hey, Kaminari, how’re you- holy shit, okay-” Tetsutetsu’s voice cut off as the door shut and locked and Eijirou fought a snort of laughter as he made his way to find the others.
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Kiribaku, alcohol 🍹🍹🍹🍹 “My boyfriend is a cage fighter!” Katsuki said loudly, so the warning could be heard over the music in the bar as he bared his teeth at the dickhead that had gotten too close and touched his bicep as he asked for his number.
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“I’ll uhh, I’ll be back soon?” He ventured, before slowly following Midoriya out. “I just need a second.” Katsuki half groaned, before the sound of the plate dragging across the countertop rang out again.
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Oh god. Katsuki was definitely going to embarrass himself, he realised as he nodded and leaned back down to connect their lips again. But…maybe Kirishima would understand? He had to know how good he looked right then, he /had/ to know just what he was doing to him.
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//Eijirou: I’ll try not to, but they usually start it! I’m just in bed now, so night man, I hope you feel better and you sleep well <3 I can’t wait to feed the ducks with you, I’ll get us ice cream too, if you want?//
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Kirishima: I have the best boyfriend in the world. Bakugou, farting so loud in his sleep that it can be heard in the living room. The squad, there for movie night that ran too long for baku so he went to bed: … Kirishima: I said what I said.
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His tone was rough and teasing, and Eijirou didn't know what to do with himself as Katsuki patted the space beside himself.
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Happy birthday to me! I wrote myself a gift 😌 Kiribaku, NSFW, premature ejaculation, accidental exhibitionism/ voyeurism, idiots "Bakugou couldn't do anything sexy if he /tried/!” Kaminari called out with a loud laugh that everyone in the common room joined in with.
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The best kiribaku fics and tropes
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Kiribaku, speed dating, maybe NSFW ⏲✨⏲✨⏲✨ When Katsuki Bakugou was forced to try a dumb speed dating thing for gay guys by his nosy ass mother, ‘because he needed to stop being such a picky, prickly little shit’ he knew it wouldn’t go well.
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Baku is sick and kiri just wants to give him his meds- Kirishima, shoving a tablet in a piece of cheese in his face: eat the cheese Bakugou! Baku, struggling: I KNOW THAT AINT JUST CHEESE YOU SNEAKY FUCK!! Kirishima, doubling down: ITS JUST CHEEEESSSEEEE!!!!
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“Jesus fucking Christ. That's how you break ankles, idiot.” An angry, gruff voice sounded and shot straight through Eijirou's gut. He snapped his head around to see Katsuki leaning against the wall with a vape pen, looking him up and down. Oh shit.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
The latest was Katsuki in his inflatable pool, jerking off as he poured an entire saucepan of cooled white chocolate sauce all over himself. It was in his hair, his mouth…./everywhere/. He was a mess and it was /perfect/.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
2 years
Pro heroes kiribaku at the airport. Security guard checking bags or something: sir, what is this? Eijirou, slinging an arm around the blond’s shoulders thinking he’s so slick: oh this? This is my emotional support grenade. That’s allowed, right?
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
3 years
Kiri, in his room singing: BOOM BOOM BOOM, I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM! LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER- Baku, storming in to ask him why the hell he’s being so loud. Kiri, stopping and looking a little surprised, before smiling: oh hey, it worked!
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
He was already contemplating going again when the loud sound of a truck backing up outside had him grumbling to himself and rising to wash in the sink before heading out to the gym to maybe work off some of this new horny energy he had going on.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
“/Get back inside you fucking knothead/!” He whisper-hissed, grabbing him by the bicep to pull him along as Eijirou tried to force out just a little more piss to properly stake his claim on their little shared bungalow.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
They stepped over the broken cup and hurried up the stairs to avoid getting trapped in the elevator if people actually heeded Kaminari’s call.
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
“Says the idiot that wouldn’t stop /staring/ at my dick?! Tch. Whatever, pervy-shima, let's go already.” Bakugou dumped Eijirou’s bag back on the desk and walked out, a light pink tint to his cheeks as he made his exit.
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
He also needed to figure out how to tell the blond he watched his videos and that he'd definitely developed some kind of food fetish because of him.
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
3 years
“But if you are...thank you. I’ve never had such good company.” He settled to sleep with a contented sigh, Katsuki’s back and butt against his belly as he drifted off.
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
"sup, bitch. Hope you're ready to learn something 'cause I'm gonna /ram/ this recipe down your useless fucking throat until you choke on it." And then he /grinned/ and holy fuck it was slow, self assured and down right /sinful/.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
3 years
“Yup! Why, ya want one?” Kirishima teased good naturedly, and Katsuki scoffed, walking faster as he fought another smile. How was this guy making him laugh and smile so damn much? Fucker.
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Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
“I've got company right now, but watching that hot bastard’s muscles all damn day has been fucking killing me. So keep your mouth shut so we don't get caught.” Katsuki’s voice whispered out of his phone, and bit his lip to stifle a moan, clearly shifting up and down on something.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
He grabbed himself a two litre bottle of water and flopped down on his bed with a groan as he awkwardly kicked off his boots, before promptly passing out himself.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
Bakugou leaned across the island counter he was working on and ran the tip of his tongue along his top row of teeth, "want more, loser? Fucking /pay up/. The full video is..." Eijirou had never purchased what he seriously hoped was actually porn so fast in his whole life.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
Eijirou grabbed the back of the driver's seat with a blessedly claw free but come and lube soaked hand and pulled himself up to sit. He grinned at a gobsmacked Katsuki, happy to have his mate back, “I was good!” He announced proudly.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
3 years
“Fuck, /please/.” Katsuki slammed his thighs together instantly, revelling in the redhead’s groan as he was dragged forward half a foot through thick sludge and his ankles were yanked up and tossed over a filthy, muscular shoulder.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
5 years
I had a need for Alpha/Alpha. So get ready, this is probably gonna be a wild ride lol CW: NSFW, fighting for dominance, mild blood, minor injury, switching. And a whole lotta fun. Demi Bakugou. Bakugou had never really felt much in the way of sexual desire. +
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
3 years
“His name is Eijirou Kirishima, why? Actually, I don’t give a fuck, just brush your damn teeth before you go to bed.” Katsuki growled, before transforming. “Wh- Kacchan don’t fly away, I was just asking- aaand he’s gone. /Awesome/.” Izuku sighed.
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@FoolishFortuna
Lock-Jaw Fortuna - hiatus
4 years
Katsuki wanted to suck his own dick. And nothing was gonna stop him. Least of all his own ligaments and tendons. Pffft.
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