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@fazeelaa__
faz
3 months
Eid Mubarak
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Laylatul Qadr is almost upon us, we aren’t promised our next breath nevermind another Ramadan. The rewards of your acts of worship in these last 10 days could be your key to Jannah. It’s never too late, make the most of the remaining days. May we all be forgiven, Ameen
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7 years
He's already thrown the marriage away?
Your husband cheats ONCE in a 45 year marriage and you really gonna throw that marriage away? 🤔
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2 years
Only person who can save Pakistan now
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6 months
The dua of a fasting person is never rejected 🤲🏽
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BREAKING: The UN Security Council has just approved its first-ever resolution demanding an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, with the notable abstention of the United States.
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3 years
Can’t forget this 😭
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2 years
I’m not stubborn but i’d rather suffer than take pain killers
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9 months
Salah must have put up his Christmas tree
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2 years
Compliments on your voice go hard
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5 years
Didn’t teach you very well then did he
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Just bumped into my driving instructor after so long man 🥺
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5 months
Didn’t see the Northern lights so i guess i gotta go to Iceland
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7 years
When you tell a guy your height and he mocks you for being 'short' that's just him lowkey relieved to still be taller than you
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7 years
Asian culture is receiving a box of chocolates from a guest only to keep it so you can pass it on to the next relative you visit
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2 years
Its so crazy how quickly Allah swt can answer your duas and grant you something far greater than you had asked for
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4 months
My dad is constantly raising my standards
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4 years
If you come across this I would greatly appreciate a small dua for my mum please. She’s currently in critical condition and her health is deteriorating. May Allah grant her a speedy recovery
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2 years
In awe.
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7 years
Get yourself an adventurous partner who will explore the world with you and not care about wifi
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5 years
Just remember you gotta answer to Allah one day. May Allah guide us all
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7 months
Once you start using korean skincare there’s no going back
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3 months
This is your sign to go to Venice 🇮🇹
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7 years
Which white girl got your attention?
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Do you guys ever crave haram food?
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4 months
Don’t tell me football isn’t deep we just lost our dad
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7 years
Compliments about non physical attributes are so much more flattering
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5 years
When I think about all the money I could’ve saved if I wasn’t a fat shit
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Are you even Paki if you’re not fighting over land for 25 years
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The difference in your body when you realise protein supplements are the enemy
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3 months
This country went from one shithole to another
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2 months
Now’s a good time to learn self defence
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6 years
What I say I'm gonna eat at Iftar vs how much I actually eat
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4 months
Idk how Londoners take 278 tubes a day i’m happy with my tractor up north
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7 years
There's a difference between confidence and arrogance. One is attractive, the other isn't
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7 years
Being told you have a pretty smile is an A1 compliment
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3 years
Had to bring this one back 😂😂😂
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9 years
@omgAdamSaleh Thanks for the shoutout! The show was priceless! Proud to have been apart of your journey and this amazing cause, I LOVE YOU ❤
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7 years
@FaryalxMakhdoom He still paid for your plastic surgery tho innit
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6 years
How I be holding in my laughter in serious situations
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2 months
Seeing CM Punk everywhere got me nostalgic af
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1 year
Going back to work after a week off feels like jail
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6 months
When your usual set becomes your warm up weight 😍
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7 months
Starting Ramadan in a Muslim country is so surreal, Alhamdulillah
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2 months
Next stop, out of this damn country
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Liverpool Fucking kids causing shit #Liverpool
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Today’s game made me realise i haven’t moved on
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Unashamedly not watched any of the Euros
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Compliments at the gym inflate my head differently
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7 years
Idc nose/ear piercings are very attractive on guys
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7 years
If you enjoy intellectual conversations... like to be in a gc
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7 years
If you ain't marrying your best friend wyd
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Not knowing your purpose then realising its to keep your friends entertained w your life
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7 years
Knowing I was able to influence a friend to convert to Islam is nothing short of surreal. Masha'Allah, the feeling is indescribable 🙏
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Trent should change his nationality atp
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7 years
Never forget
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Crazy how a nice view can bring back my will to live
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7 years
Ngl I don't rate your banter if all you talk about are someone's looks
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6 years
People mocking someone's death need to fear Allah fr
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May Allah protect the innocents and punish those who abuse power
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7 years
People be like: Who even uses WhatsApp? *WhatsApp stops working* Everyone: WHY IS MY WHATSAPP DOWN OMGSKSKS
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2 years
May Allah grant our parents good health and long lives
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Has no one found Haalands AI chip yet
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I lose brain cells watching Foden
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7 years
Who are you to question someone's imaan? I wonder how many twitter akhs like you have pushed their fellow muslim brothers and sisters further from Islam bc of your judgmental antics
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How are you Muslim if you don't pray to your Lord? How are you Muslim if you don't follow your five pillars? One of the five pillars is reading your salah. The first question on the day of judgement will be about salah..
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Check on your friends, they might be trophyless
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7 years
Managed to capture this on the way back from Birmingham. Sunsets are so aesthetically pleasing.
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Deep ppl laughing at us rn won’t even be playing in the CL next season 🤣🤣🤣
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7 years
Men just need to shave their beards... oh wait
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Glad Trent wasn’t part of this 😂😂😂
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Y'all girls ever get mad inspiration to do your make up at 3am, take a couple peng selfies and then wash it off? bc same
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Klopp’s insta is the purest thing since Bobby Firmino
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6 years
Your mcm left bc you couldn't hack the offside rule innit?
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behind every girl that tweets about football is a guy she wants to impress idc
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Me: h- Guys in Dm's: I wasnt even tryna move to you wtf you're not that special anyways clapped bitch moving prestige lol
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They weren’t lying about the Dubai heat
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If you're having a bad day just remember there are people out there who actually update their WhatsApp stories
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It's so jarring having to tell someone you were joking. Did you really think i was being serious? Don't ever judge a book by its cover
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I miss Mane
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Tuna on pizza is acc nice?? 😪
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Funny how some men act startled when a girl shows interest in football/sports. U think we're jus here to cook your next meal? NOOoooOooOoooo
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How is Aston Villa the only English team left in Europe?? You can’t make this shit up
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7 years
If you see me laughing at my phone 9 times out of 10 it's because of something I said
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Reminicising about how you met certain people and how far you've come is such a nice feeling
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Anyone doing fireworks needs to be left in 2023
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Likes disappeared so i gotta find new reasons to argue over
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Arsenal fans, you were saying?
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The truth is I'm never gonna find someone who makes me laugh as much as I do
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Don't feel you have to stop praying altogether bc you aren't reading the full 5 namaaz. Or remove your hijab bc aren't wearing it 'correctly'. Why lose out on the reward for your good intentions? Remember it's better to build slowly than do nothing at all
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It’s only an FA cup…
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Old Twitter vs #NewTwitter
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This is manchester utd 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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7 years
I can never repay my parents for even an ounce of what they've done but giving them an easier life is a top priority, Insha'Allah
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Witnessing the passing of a loved one is truly enlightening to the fact that this dunya is nothing. There is only one destination and all we have is Imaan. To Allah we belong and to him we shall return. In'sha'Allah my nani receives the highest ranks of Jannah
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I love meeting new ppl
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Guy: How loyal are you? Me: I RT myself
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Arsenal gonna end the season with the most goals and no trophy
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Give thanks to Allah
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Bengali's exposed
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Life is so much better when you stay lowkey and focus on your self growth
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