Whenever Gary Neville says something anyone disagrees with, Valencia is brought up. But why?

Erling Haaland is going to cost Manchester City £213m. And that is a fine way to report a £63m fee if wages and bonuses are always included.

Former Manchester United defender Paul Parker thinks Mark Goldbridge and other YouTubers have become "a problem" for the Premier League club.

A brilliant game between Arsenal and Man City was reduced to the same boring VAR talk as BT Sport seemed to think there was no other choice.

We don’t usually do Mediawatch on a Saturday. But Robbie Savage gave us no choice.

Bruno Fernandes played poorly and behaved petulantly at Anfield. That's absolutely fair comment. But the pillorying that has continued since Sunday is wilfully over the top...

Arsenal made it another busy weekend for the Celebration Police. Here's our rundown of its top 10 ranking officers, headed by an inevitable Chief Inspector.

Ryan Burge's hatred of Port Vale appears to have reached new heights after he claimed to have flown a plane over Vale Park on Saturday mocking their relegation.

Karim Benzema broke a few longstanding records when being named winner of the Ballon d'Or. Mo Salah remains curiously overlooked on that stage

The Red Devils are set to make a ‘giant offer’ for another midfielder, according to reports.

Jordan Henderson's answers in his Athletic interview are, frankly, absolute bullshit. Here are the worst of them, picked apart at furious length.

England midfielder Mason Mount could leave Chelsea in the next 18 months with both parties far apart on a new contract, according to a report.

Neither Jacob Rees-Mogg nor the drunken England football fans abroad ‘get’ sport. Clive does…

Man City are no Lance Armstrong...they still spend considerably less than Chelsea and Manchester United. They are just run by a genius.

If Arsenal win the Premier League, it will be a better achievement than Leicester's triumph in 2016, according to the Mailbox.

Aaron Lennon is more than just a footballer. He is a human being, and that is where his value lies.

The ESL was simple to stop when there was a common enemy. Now, there are too many vested interests to stop the game being picked off by those intent on serving their own needs...

'Am f**ked but won’t be forever' was the message from John Nicholson from a hospital bed in Scotland. But that didn't stop him filing...

Despite multiple reports suggesting a move to sign Raphinha will be difficult, Sport have claimed Arsenal are 'insisting' on the Barcelona winger.

Gareth Southgate has earned the faith of Clive Tyldesley and the rest of us. Let the same old faces jump on the England bandwagon if they must

Newcastle United have reportedly made a hefty opening offer for Real Madrid midfielder Aurelien Tchouameni, as Eddie Howe looks to bolster his midfield.

Jack Grealish is facing two timelines: One is trophy-laden with Manchester City and the other has a statue at Villa Park.

Fans abuse and players apologise. It is ridiculous because it really is only a sodding game…

Marcus Rashford is a hero. He is also a Manchester United striker. And we must support him when the government and media inevitably hit back.

West Ham midfielder Declan Rice is particularly keen on working with Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta in the future, according to reports.

Willem II director Jacobs insists there is "no truth" to the rumours that Hornkamp will be coming to the Premier League this summer.

Leeds are interested in signing Montreal midfielder Mihailovic as Marsch eyes up his first signing, according to reports.

Eni Aluko should be getting grovelling apologies, but we are not holding our breaths.