Emm Kay @emmkaff Twitter profile

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Emm Kay

10 years

Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL! Pass me some coal.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

4 months

أنا اتجوزت نصي التاني وانا ٣٨ سنة. والنعمة الحياة مش بتخلص لما تتموا ٣٠

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4 months

كم نسبة وجود نصك التاني لو سنك بقى ٢٧ سنة فجأة؟

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Emm Kay

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10 years

BOOBS!!!

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10 months

@BassantMaximus ال nail salon اللي بروحله

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

This picture made me morning. Indian women who successfully launched a spaceship orbiting Mars. http://t.co/Dz9OFJXKT9 via @ishaantharoor

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6 years

واحدة صاحبتي من المدرسة سابت شغلها ال corporate وماسكة مشروع تبع NGO في الزبالين. عندهم حضانة ومشغل ومحو أمية وهيعملوا مركز ثقافي. حاجة I’m so proud اني قعدت جنبها في أولى ثانوي والله.

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Emm Kay

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7 years

@GeeksOfColor Wonder Woman because

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

I carry my stress in my shoulders, my anger in my jaws, my embarrassment in my throat, and my anxiety in my stomach.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

This whole sexual harassment shit is exhausting because every few months we have to come to the Internet and try to convince the world that women are people too! And every few months it’s as groundbreaking as the time before.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

One of my friends received her PhD while pregnant, with 6 year old twin boys, and a full time job. I don’t think Superman can pull that off.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

I see so many boys wearing shorts these days. Brother, you're a jewel, why would you cheapen yourself by exposing your legs?

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6 years

I am (almost) 34 years old and I finally know what I want to do with my life and I’m so happy and excited about it.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 months

@FatnaAyman أنا فصلت فستاني عند ناس سوريين في التجمع. أنا جبت القماش ب ١٨٠٠ والتفصيل اتكلف ٥٨٠٠ وطلع خطير ومظبوط ومريح وكل الناس انبهرت بيه. لو عايزة تفاصيل المكان قوليلي.

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8 years

بنبهر اوي بجوجل لما أكون ناسية الكيبورد عالعربي واكتب حاجة بالإنجليزي وهو يترجم ال "مخمكحكموتت" لكلام مفهوم

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7 years

She saw me standing next to her, held my foot, and continued sleeping. My heart melted.

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6 years

My mom at 34: had a 5 year old kid and working on her PhD in Italy. Me at 34: trying to convince my cat to give me a kiss.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

9 years

هو ليه محدش بيلملي فلوس لما باخد قرار غير مسؤل في حياتي زي ما انا بدفع للناس اللي بتتجوز وتخلف؟

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

So what a man is saying that men are incapable of being decent human beings to someone in need and women should operate with the assumption that their niceness has an alternative motive, but then throw a hissy fit when we say men are trash?

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

12 years

Apocalypse? Bitch, I live in the Middle East, and we call it Tuesday.

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Emm Kay

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10 years

This is the funniest thing I read all day http://t.co/5bHe8T5fI5

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Emm Kay

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8 years

2017 goals

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@emmkaff

7 years

I'm on a protest sign!!

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

9 years

فلان اتجوز، كل واحد يدفع ٢٥٠ جنيه. فلانة خلفت، كل واحد يدفع ٣٠٠ جنيه. ال ATM بتاع ابوكوا انا؟!

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

I am officially a certified yoga teacher! This has been a dream come true & there are people I can’t thank enough for helping me realize it.

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Emm Kay

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8 years

I kinda feel bad for Yahoo. It's like an old childhood friend I met when they were very well off and now they're living in their car.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

I want to have a big place that offers shelter, food, and love to street cats and dogs.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

2 months

@TheOnlyWarman I read it as a typo for “such dresses”

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

4 years

Hide yo’ husbands, hide yo’ wives

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

9 years

Recognize toxic relationships and get out of them. Those can be anything, a spouse, parents, friends. Just get out please

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

أنا ومامي وبنت خال مامي كنّا في إسكندرية بنجري نلحق مواصلة ما (أتوبيس/قطر/ترام مش فاكرة) وفجأة مامي وقفتنا وقالت مش مهم نتأخر بس ده اهم. دخلنا قهوة وسلمنا على نجيب محفوظ. مش عارفة لقطته ازاي بس انا ممتنة جدا ليها. كان عندي ٩ سنين تقريباً وعمري ما هنسى الموقف ده.

Radwa

@RadwaMMedhat

6 years

انا ممتنة ليوم في طفولتي في إسكندرية كانت أمي سائقة و فجاة وقفت العربية عَلي جنب و قالتلي لازم تسلمي علي الراجل الجميل ده، لاقيتها بتخليني اسلم علي راجل عجوز بنضارة و عصاية في الاول مصدقتش اني بسلم علي نجيب محفوظ بشحمه و لحمه، ضحكيلي و قالي اسمك حلو زيك :-)

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

I just want someone who likes travel, food, & sex, doesn't want kids, & can maintain an interesting conversation. Why is this so hard?!

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7 years

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

You know you're deep into geekdom when you get this tweet

Geeks of Color

@GeeksOfColor

8 years

"You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

First resolution of the year, done ✅ #headstand

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

Not texting is tough, but always being the one starting a conversation is worse.

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6 years

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

Have some cuteness on your timeline

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

Don’t approach someone who’s not interested in being approached. How difficult is that? Were you raised by wolves? Is that why you don’t understand social queues? Or are you just blinded by your privilege in thinking that women owe you their time and energy?

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

9 years

Huh? HUUUH?!? http://t.co/3AD3vu68rf

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

@cmclymer You had to see us Egyptians when we got a dusting of snow a couple of years back in Cairo. It was wonderful!

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

Oh no, you can't take credit for this. We did this in school back in 1998 .

introvert

@introvertsmemes

6 years

This is life changing 😲 #school #students #lifehack

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

"We say it’s our daughters, wives & sisters who are getting raped, we never say it’s our sons, fathers, brothers who are doing the raping."

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

I clean up quite nicely TBH.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

Aerial view of Cairo. http://t.co/c2om6ZZey3

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

So I can’t draw for shit, but I decided to use the inktober prompt list to diversify my practice. I will do a pose inspired by the word of the day and post it. This will help me practice and add some fun and creativity to it.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

This is one of my favorite stories I've read online

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8 years

Why not?

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

Why is it called a "walk of shame"? It should be called the "walk of fuck yeah I just got laid you jealous sexually frustrated bitches"

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

How many calories does حرقة الدم burn?

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Emm Kay

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6 years

Before you sleep tonight, take a few moments to thank your body for all the wonderful things it can do, and all the things it’s still learning to do. Sometimes it’s hard to accept the body we’re in, I know. But tonight show it some love and gratitude.

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6 years

Being bored and horny is a dangerous combo.

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Emm Kay

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10 years

Happy father's day to my mother who's been a mother, father, best friend and everything in my life. I am who I am today thanks to her.

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7 years

Well, I got promoted.

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7 years

Starting my 33rd year on this earth in India learning yoga and finally feeling like I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing.

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5 years

Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble.

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Emm Kay

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7 years

*types* hey! *deletes* *types* ugh had such a long day *deletes* *types* hey! *deletes* *closes app*

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Emm Kay

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4 years

I am turning 36 in two weeks and I finally truly like what I do for a living. It took me over 10 years of trial and error to reach this point, but I’m finally here.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

مفيش فطار برة السنة ديه، انا مبشخش فلوس علشان ادفع ٣٠٠ جنيه في اكل وحش. اللي عايز يشوفني يعزمني عنده وهاجيب طبق معايا وأساعد في المواعين

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

The girl who got me into yoga is opening her studio and I’m going to be teaching there along with two other girls who were also students then became teachers and I feel like it’s our baby.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

"I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" FEATURED ME! HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS!!! RT @DalyaElMaghraby : @emmkaff dudeeeeee http://t.co/VYttVKM9NM

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

8 years

Egyptians need to stop breeding for a year or two and bother themselves with actually raising the ones they have.

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11 years

Taking your clothes off is not empowering. Covering yourself up is not empowering. Having the choice is what's empowering.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

11 years

Tumblr, I love you! RT @dellcam : Rapist set on fire. He totally wanted it. http://t.co/56ol23A8fZ

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

I have a sleeping kitten on my lap 😭😱😭

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@emmkaff

6 years

What is this dress? Did they tell Scarlet that this year’s theme is “mother of the groom”?

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@emmkaff

7 years

هي العاصمة الإدارية الجديدة حواليها سور بأبراج مراقبة ليه؟ هيرموا زيت مغلي على الغزاة؟

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

9 years

Ballet Dancers in random situations by Jordan Matter http://t.co/5clenYXntz

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@emmkaff

8 years

What happens when you mix Iraqi with Irish

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

7 years

After years of self hate, I now finally love how my face looks when I smile. I’m just so cute y’all!

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

4 years

That pause and slow blink made my morning

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

I'm glad the police is focusing on arresting gays instead of wasting their time with kids being kidnapped from their parents cars.

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

Reminder http://t.co/FRuRNxkkjP

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@emmkaff

10 years

Forget the passionate French kiss in the back, Nelly's side eye look is the definition of "I'll shank a bitch" http://t.co/78K0Anmxg7

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@emmkaff

6 years

I’m not stuck, I meant to have my claw in the covers.

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@emmkaff

6 years

Before you tell us to learn how to take a joke, learn how to make one first.

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4 years

Sunny Honey

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@emmkaff

6 years

5 years ago I bought blazers for my corporate job, now I buy leggings and T-shirts for work. Life is funny y’all.

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@emmkaff

6 years

احنا هنقعد ٤٥ دقيقة كمان كدة؟ انا مش عارفة أتنفس.

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@emmkaff

10 years

“We have never heard the devil’s side of the story, God wrote all the book.” - Anatole France

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8 years

If I were in Hogwarts, you'd be the happy memory I'd summon a patronus with.

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3 years

23 vs 37

Ahmed Raafat

@TheAhmedRaafat

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24 vs 38

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@emmkaff

6 years

I did it y’all! They got her name from the system and they’ll tell her supervisor.

Emm Kay

@emmkaff

6 years

The doctor on Ezaby’s hotline was a tremendous help yesterday and I want to call them and tell them to give her a raise or just put in a good word, is that appropriate?

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@emmkaff

9 years

Hello

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@emmkaff

7 years

CEO *making coffee before a surprise meeting he asked for*: Would you like a cup? Me: Yes please Him: *looking at me like I should know it was a عزومة مراكبية* Me: Milk no sugar. Thanks!

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5 years

Honey says hi

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7 years

Laughing at a dirty joke is a bonding experience

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@emmkaff

6 years

This cutie pie was casually crossing a busy street when I successfully rescued her from getting squished by a tuktuk. She is home with me now, but sadly I can’t keep her. If you want to adopt a feisty playful cuddly 1 month female kitten, hit me up.

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Emm Kay

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6 years

@emadmutter يعني هنروح السجن لو فتحنا الكمبيوتر نعمل اي حاجة غير اننا نلعب سوليتير؟ cool cool cool cool cool

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Emm Kay

@emmkaff

10 years

Less harassment, dudes. RT @teewahby : More skirts, ladies.

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@emmkaff

7 years

- Got promoted to branding manager in less than a year - Went to India to learn yoga - I teach 5 classes per week (will become 7 in January) and I’m growing in my practice and my teaching - I found spirituality - I’m in a great place emotionally and psychologically

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@Abokamarwho

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قولولي يا شباب ايه الachievements اللي عملتوها في ٢٠١٧ ؟

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6 years

It’s a slow day

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8 years

Me: I have a new crush Me, 3 days later:

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@emmkaff

7 years

Don't flirt out of boredom. Don't flirt out of boredom. Don't flirt out of boredom. Don't flirt out of boredom. Don't flirt out of boredom. Don't flirt out of boredom.

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@emmkaff

7 years

Today I was able to beat my anxiety of driving on a highway and for the first time, drove to Hurghada. Yay for small accomplishments :)

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@emmkaff

6 years

Which is better, starting own business or climbing the corporate ladder? — Robbing a bank.

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@emmkaff

6 years

I set up two friends and it wasn’t a complete disaster! I’m going to rebrand myself as الخاطبة ام بسبوسة now.

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