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he/him | Follow me, or don’t. I’m not your parent. Part time paranormal investigator. Autism pride. 28

Doomstadt, Latveria
Joined January 2022
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Newly updated. Follow if you fw any of these.
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I just had this ramen and I get it
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“They should’ve cut it from the show!” HIM DATING KNIVES IS SO YOU ALREADY GET HOW HUGE OF A LOSER HE IS AND SO YOU CAN COMPARE IT TO THE END OF THE SERIES AND SEE HOW MUCH HE’S GROWN! TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS AT YOUR COMMUNITY COLLEGE!
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Jameson fought the Klan and is a supporter of mutant rights, he would hate your fucking guts dude.
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Steve Rogers is Captain America! Everyone else claiming to be Captain America is just cosplaying.
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For as much as 4chan says it hates Twitter it seems like most of the users are on here. Funny.
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Evergreen meme
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@Q_Review @emeraldappul Mega Man didn’t come out January 7th
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To help pay shit like rent and amenities for the church building dumbass Stupid as fuck man
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@TheBugleDaily1 You aren’t J. Jonah. Jameson. Jameson is a man of honor and integrity. You’re just a charlatan trying to make himself feel important by using the skin of someone with more charm and charisma then you’ll ever have.
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Shaking my head at all 57 of you
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@dumpsterjpeg Don’t play Silent Hill 1
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@yandhiisntreal My credit card reward points lol We hit the point where I got bonus points while at Disney and I decided to bite the bullet and order one
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I’d let out the BIGGEST groan imaginable
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How would you guys react, if SPOT appears as a surprise villain in Marvel's Spider-Man 2?
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@FlnkStnk Dude gets a girl and immediately starts complaining.
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@ToonrificTariq “I act scary, Mike. But most of the time... I'm terrified.” Peak Cinema
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@NotMahmaPuu You for real rn
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“Gamers” when they have to see a 4 second screen (society has fallen)
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A game series intended mostly for children from the early 2000's that was rated E for Everyone needs to have sensitivity warnings on it now to appease the sensibilities of modern adults. We're not gonna make it, are we?
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Can your anime girl REMOVE THE ENTIRE STATE OF FLORIDA CHECKMATE
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BlackSageD : The Titanfall Evangelist 🤖
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Cool. This girl breaths fire & knows kung-fu. Can Bugs Bunny do this?
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@B00K0FTRIBE She ain’t even fat is the funny thing, especially compared to EVS
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@yandhiisntreal Honestly using my reward points to get a Steam Deck was one of the best investments I’ve made in a long time
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This is what happens when you fall for the “Chris-Chan is just like that because of the trolling :(“ narrative
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CHRIS CHAN IS A KLAN WIZARD?!?!
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@camelshitaman Homelander after 2 minutes with Yamcha
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@B00K0FTRIBE Bro thinks he’s beefing with Luffy
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Hulk: HULK SMASH! HULK STRONGEST THERE IS! The Leader:
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California man arrested after street fight involving bat, metal rod
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@PajaroTyler While it isn’t in a specific issue, he does say the reason he hates superheroes with secret identities is because of him dealing with the Klan when he was younger.
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You’re getting bent out of shape at a post saying that Hitler is bad?
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How addicted to porn do you have to be to even think of the term “safe horny”
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I quote this all the time
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✨️Terry Thee Stallion✨️ 🕷ATSV Spoilers!🕷
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haven't seen anyone do this yet so imma give it a try! QRT with your favorite Spider-Verse memes this one's mine
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@NxtDeterio He hit you with the “this you?” Too
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@nick_lowe_ No one likes this run homeboy
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Bro expects us to take him seriously with this pfp
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@bootleghomiee I wanna know why people are booing you
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Jackie Chan would not be voicing him if this was true.
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They made Splinter GAY in new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s. Why?
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@DetSpooky Yeah no Shin is spicy but not “you’re fucking tasting iron” spicy
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Racially motivated
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@BATTLE_ATHLETE @ayanoriFGC That’s how to do a FUCKIN’ INFINITE
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I really hate this new wave of “based” Christians that think all Christianity is is hating LGBTQ+ people and minorities
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"Im christian" stfu you are a fucking poser.
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Cut out the wokeness, Cheetos and SSRIs from your diet.
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@EthanVanSciver Any reason why you’re saving soft core gay porn Ethan?
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@jack840A Taps the sign
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@gottablast47 I think movie synergy sucks!
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“You know, Panty and Stocking couldn’t be made today.” “Because it’s controversial?” “No, because people now have standards!” DOHOHOHOHO
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE Everytime Smug comes back with a new account
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Klan meeting going on in the comments
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THE NEW TMNT FILM IS OUT! #TMNTMovie When I joined #MutantMayhem my first assigment was to work on April O'neil. NO PRESSURE. We tried making her relatable and grounded in the real world while keeping some of the details that make her so iconic. I personally love her in the film
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You literally had sex with a minor, I’d be more concerned with you being in a restroom with them than a trans person
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@Lilith_700 @PajaroTyler He doesn’t hate superheroes, that’s a misconception. What he hates are people who hide behind masks to avoid accountability
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found a version of the Heavyweights poster without any text
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Funnier than whatever the fuck you were trying to say
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Like, dude is Shadman 2 man, get some standards.
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I’m calling it right now - Elemental WILL have a scene exactly like this or I’ll not eat a single morsel of food for 3 days
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@ObnoxiousWolfy @Mar_Tesseract @JamesGunn You're right James Gunn should have taken Chris Pratt and Michael Rooker into space to shoot the scene
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J.K. Rowling as she’s dying: All I wanted was… to support women’s rights… Tanjiro:
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I wasn't really a hot dog fan but this fucking movie is literally the reason why I never touched a hot dog ever again.
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Pixar fell off so fucking hard ike what the fuvk even is that
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The guy on the right engages in human trafficking
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The guy on the left is being accepted and normalised by Western society and the guy on the right is being censored and banned... This is how far gone society has become.
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Zurg WAS a real villain, the fuck is homeboy talking about?
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mynö ☽☾ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 active on tumblr ^_^
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shut up 😭😭😭
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@BehaviorReturns @dumpsterjpeg A whole ass thread on a feature that isn’t even activated by default
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Calm the fuck down you’ll have a new anime girl to worship in a week. Savages? Really buddy?
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This might be the best fucking one holy shit
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@nick_lowe_ You’re being cooked bro
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I’m sorry did she cheat on him AGAIN?
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This shit sucks Not only does it not fit with the art style for mutant mayhem but it’s just so bland
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@evandorkin I feel this panel is still applicable even now
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@CrabLordBackup @dumpsterjpeg It’s still a content warning
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Free my man @ToonrificTariq from this Charlie Brown hell
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Zoomers are rejecting wokeness.
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Thank You for this hit meme. I’d like to thank the academy and, of course, the lovely Brisket for making it all possible.
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@rbhockey6 @Lannnccceee @CultureCrave It’s incredibly boring, has too much going on, and Ahsoka is the weakest part of her own show. Not to mention them overusing Anakin.
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@7Spideycomics I think people more recommend it because it’s one of the best Spidey stories and can hook you on the character of Kraven so you want to go back and read his other appearances to see how he got to that point
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@CrabLordBackup @dumpsterjpeg It’s still a content warning
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE I’m waiting for the millisecond she does something slightly progressive and her new fanbase turns on her
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Retweet to scare an anime fan
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Retweet to scare a leftist:
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>No politics >entire film is about how bad animal testing is Shits so corny man
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this man is 45 years old
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@CrabLordBackup @dumpsterjpeg It’s still a content warning
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@LumpyTheCook @impy_art I miss when /v/ made their own comics
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@legendgaylol Fun fact: she’s one of the teachers in Persona 4
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Chick-Fi-A has fallen
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@TheDrown1 @DeDuppio Damn, Ky really is catholic
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