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Birb whisperer, gardener, and Longbottom Leaf enjoyer. A Hobbit in all but stature. Purveyor of brown food and brown drink | @MerryOlde | ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆโœ

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Mr. Tom
6 months
Birdwatching in Avalon - my first article for the Institute for England can be found here:
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1 year
Boy dinner
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Mr. Tom
3 months
This blessed plot. This land. This realm. This England.
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Mr. Tom
2 years
Reject "self-help guru", embrace Deano ancestral wisdom.
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1 year
A moment of lament for Sycamore Gap. โ˜น๏ธ
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Mr. Tom
11 months
Paul Mortimerโ€™s reconstruction of Raedwald, based on the Sutton Hoo burial findings.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
I support the hobbit agenda.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Luvโ€™ me Britslop, simple as.
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2 years
Gm to all you Indo-Europeans
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Mr. Tom
9 months
This is what we want.
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Mr. Tom
4 months
I live in a beautiful place.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
Gm. Today I am brought into full communion with the Church of Rome, please hold me in your prayers. โœ๏ธ
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1 year
@BeardedGenius Yuval Noah Harari, Stephen Fry
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1 year
15 Movies with no Female Characters Whatsoever 1) The Thing 2) The Great Escape 3) First Blood 4) My Dinner with Andre 5) 12 Angry Men 6) No Escape 7) All Is Lost 8) The Enemy Below 9) The Lord of the Flies 10) Sleuth 11) Glengarry Glen Ross 12) Outpost 13) Master And Commander:
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7 months
I just love England. I feel like I am constantly on a gap year, but in England.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Good morning, OJ thinks I'm a nazi!
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Mr. Tom
1 year
This is Somerset.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
When we win, every building in England will look like this.
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6 months
When we win, every building in England will look like this.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
This man worships something that isn't God.
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Mr. Tom
9 months
@rufigruts @Templar736 North Africans aren't black. Egyptians are from North Africa but they are not black. Africa is not a monolithic group so stop treating it like one.
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4 months
I love every field and hedgerow.
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1 year
Thank God Iโ€™m English.
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1 year
Thank God Iโ€™m Basque
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Mr. Tom
2 months
Graduated and now at pub. BOSH!๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿป
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Mr. Tom
1 year
ENOUGH of this wishy-washy sociological flimflam! ๐Ÿฅฑ CLEAR THEM OUT! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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1 year
The way he didn't stutter once omg??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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7 months
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9 months
@rufigruts @Templar736 1) African descent โ‰  black 2) not relevant to his point
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Name a bigger downgrade.
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Name a bigger downgrade.
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Mr. Tom
3 months
This blessed plot. This earth. This realm. This England.
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Mr. Tom
22 days
At pub.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Apparently, all men have a favorite train. Spill it, gents.
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2 months
St Pancras railway station is a monument to civilisation.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
We need more beautiful places that look like this, not less.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Gabriele D'Annunzio had some serious drip.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
High trust society Albionposting.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Camping in deciduous woodland vs camping in coniferous woodland. One is full of gnomes and elves, the other is full of skinwalkers.
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4 months
Sundays are for coziness.
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2 years
Gm
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1 year
Luv England, simple as.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Have a holiday in Britain more often. I have spent two weeks this year consuming various shades of beige food and drink. This is the way.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
Pub has a Neolithic monument in the beer garden. Pretty cool.
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6 months
Back in the Shire, back in the pub.
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1 month
The dying splendour of the English summer.
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2 years
Which way, English working man?
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1 month
Bath is Catholic. Simple as.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Eat raw testicles covered in salt and raw honey and pretend itโ€™s good if you want. I will stick to my Hobbit diet thank you very much. ๐Ÿ‘
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Mr. Tom
11 months
Nobody told me the Tolkien tree in the Oxford Botanic Gardens was felled :(
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Mr. Tom
10 months
Cathedrals in England should be given back to the Roman Catholic Church to put an end to raves in naves. Enough is enough!
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Mr. Tom
1 year
Fascism is when... (checks notes) you have a full English breakfast. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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1 year
@jholbo1 This one is even better. Maybe more SS desk calendar than Hallmark.
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2 years
GM
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1 year
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6 months
Back in the Shire, back in the pub.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
The Deano is the mortal enemy of the garden gnome. Deano boxes and astroturf lawns are driving gnome unemployment.
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Mr. Tom
6 months
This is England ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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11 months
It has been over six months since I completed my MA dissertation, it has still not been marked due to almost continuous striking. The university system in Britain is so corrupt. It proves all you need is a line on a CV, you will spend a year of your life writing work that no one
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1 year
Gm
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9 months
We are, so to speak, back.
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9 months
Our new coins are elite.
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1 year
@OwenJones84 He schooled you Owen either way, get over it.
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Mr. Tom
2 years
"We are losing a connection with our ancestral ways. We have, like the Native Americans and Aborigines, a fantastic native tradition; folk stories, myths, and a spiritual connection with nature, with the soil and the stone. It's time we reclaim that." - Ray Mears
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1 year
I support dress codes for trains, airports and churches.
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1 month
At pub.
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9 months
I like old things. Churches and pubs, usually the oldest settlements of any village or town. The combination of the religious and the secular, usually one right after the other.
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Mr. Tom
7 months
98% of my tweetings come from in the pub. The American mind cannot comprehend this.
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Mr. Tom
5 months
Gm, have a blessed St Georgeโ€™s Day. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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1 year
@ZakharyanFC Baz down the pub will always get more points than the football intellectual.
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1 month
This is my favourite place on earth, England, the land of my people, the land of my tribe. It holds a special place in my heart, it is my tribal land. Ray Mears
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10 months
Gm, it's my birthday. All glory be to God. ๐Ÿ™
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1 year
Reject โ€œman caveโ€, embrace billiards room.
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7 months
๐Ÿ™
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Mr. Tom
2 years
Tony Blair in Kosovo, 9 July 2010, meeting children named after him. Left to right: Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tony Blair, Tonibler, Cherie Blair, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler, Tonibler.
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6 months
Helm of Rรฆdwald of East Anglia, original and replica.
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Mr. Tom
11 months
England lives and she is beautiful.
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Alex - That Steam Guy
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England lives and she is beautiful.
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2 years
Gm
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6 months
Sumptuous Albion ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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1 year
Gm
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1 year
@MavenPolitic I would make him rebuild Hadrianโ€™s wall in its entirety. By hand. And all the rocks are left in a giant pile at one end and he has to start at the other end. That would be right and just.
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Mr. Tom
10 months
Today I asked out pretty lady from my local cafรฉ and she said yes. We are so back.
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Mr. Tom
4 months
No need to dox meโ€”this is where I live
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Michael Thomas of Sharon ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ•๐Ÿก
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No need to dox meโ€”this is where I live
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2 years
Revolver owned by J.R.R. Tolkien when he served as a signal officer during the First World War. Imperial War Museum, Manchester.
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2 years
"This is my favourite place on earth, England, the land of my people, the land of my tribe. It holds a special place in my heart, it is my tribal land."- Ray Mears
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1 year
The absolute state of the mainstream right in Britain. It is pointless advocating for free speech just so you can say edgy and unintelligent things for the sake of it. What actually matters is what you do and what you create. There are far too many talking heads today saying
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1 year
I go to this bookshop today.
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1 year
Gm
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4 months
Albionposting.
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9 months
A box of Professor Tolkienโ€™s personal pipes, from the โ€œMaker of Middle-earthโ€ exhibition.
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7 months
Medieval Wintanceaster.
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Mr. Tom
2 months
4 British delicacies: 1) Itโ€™s got to be served cold or room temperature. 2) The egg has got to be set in the middle.
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Mr. Tom
1 year
More undeniable proof gnomes are real.
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My brother stripped the ivy from an old cherry tree this morning. Found this.
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1 year
GM, having a sausage sarnie and enjoying that ratio.
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@FlanaganOnFaith A Man for All Seasons!
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3 months
Brown food, brown drink.
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Gm
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1 year
Why yes, I am a gnomer. I cooperate with gnomes.
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10 months
At pub.
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1 year
Give me a name of a town or village in England and I will tell you about its meaning and etymology!
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Mr. Tom
11 months
The very high protein diet and low fat is not healthy nor optimal for strength. Saturated fat is essential for good and natural hormone levels, not to mention it is most enjoyable! The Anglo-Saxon diet will give you all the nutrients you need and make you strong as an ox!
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11 months
โ€œWheyโ€ protein powder is not real food. Neither is any product that has โ€œadded proteinโ€. It is guaranteed to f you up in the long term. Life is too short to not eat real food! Eat dairy and eggs and meat (and pulses and nuts if you must)!
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