shaisin @diabolicalfairy Twitter profile

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@diabolicalfairy

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chud gaye guru

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4 months

once again asking every woman working in corporate settings - what is a good laptop tote bag pls

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1 year

not to sound batshit insane but i miss solving 12th grade integration

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pulling the suicide card at the slightest inconvenience

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1 year

i’m a 22yo with 4.5 lakh monthly salary, up ur game bro

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1 year

I'm a 23yo with ₹1.5 lakh+ monthly income. Yet: - I don't own any 'Apple' - I don't live on my own - I don't have a bike/car Why? Responsibilities of an Indian son who: - Retired his parents - Pays all the bills - Plans for his family's future I want to glamourize this.

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1 year

when i joined my job, i thought I’d get 20L a year but i’m getting 20Ls a day now 😗✌🏼

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

Boards talk on the tl reminds me of when i got 97 in my boards and my parents sat me down to have a serious conversation about where i was going wrong and wasn’t serious enough bcs of which i’m getting only 97. Indian parents will never truly be happy with their children.

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6 months

shirt utaarne mein ek ghanta lag gaya

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1 year

having religious friends is insane

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

heard someone say “bhai zindagi jeena bhi seekh yaar, humesha aesthetic ka choda mat ban ke reh” and a lot of you guys need to hear this too

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1 year

my parents tryna be insanely controlling from another city like how are you going to do anything i just won’t pick up the call 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

no but i actually wanna become one of those ppl who are excessively into board games and have their own little friend groups they do game nights w idc if it sounds lame how i make it happen

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@diabolicalfairy

3 months

i want to do unspeakable things with him (climb up a fire escape and have pizza in his room)

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3 months

a jock who is also an extremely obvious theater kid nerd…lisan al gaib

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11 months

my parents every time the second they see me: lose weight lose weight lose weight lose weight, get a masters degree omg u failure, why do u not know how to cook, marry before 28, let us control ur entire life <3 also my parents: hey why don’t you come home more often

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9 months

i am god’s weakest soldier

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

the immigration officer asked my dad “why would you choose to vacation in america of all places” and my dad said “yeah bcs of your gun control issues right” I CHOKED HE CHOKED no one could say anything in that moment PLEASE

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1 year

🤨 what happened to shame

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1 year

how tf did my coworker book a trip (flight + hotel + concert in spain) for just 3lacs i’m so jealous

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

11 months

i do earn more than INR 22 thanks a lot

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11 months

If your annual salary package isn’t larger than your age , you are poor and should hustle harder

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2 years

my mom very very recently started a handicraft business - sells macramé products but she’s awk so doesn’t tell anyone about it. Today she went out w an extended friend circle wearing a purse she’d made and everyone loved it sm, she told them she made and and got like 7 orders /1

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11 months

my dealer is on his diwali leave too

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1 year

look at me rn

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1 year

i ordered a vibrator at like 1:30am from zepto god hates me

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11 months

need wfh sutta buddy make out partner, shit so boring being alone

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1 year

i’m sorry, but sabrina brier got nothing on her

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1 year

bombay is so ???? how can a road just randomly collapse 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

Look at the fucking numbers this tweet is doing man, what the flying fuck. How has this country’s extremism reached such heights where merely taking a god’s name will get you this extent of false assumptions, hate, harrassment and threats - god forbid if the couple was actually

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shaisin

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4 months

stop suggesting bags over 10k please, i'm too poor for half of these

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

absolutely no explanation

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1 year

my parents always send me food as a surprise and swiggy always sends me a message as soon as they do it but i like to pretend it doesn’t bcs they’re just SO CUTE ABOUT IT

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1 year

i’m turning 23 on lollapalooza weekend and i want to be on acid while watching swedish house mafia there’s no better way

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

@abhaysrivastavv i agree bro, the patriarchy sucks indeed

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

my parents have been after my life to give them access to my bank acc so they can file my taxes and like they’re the most controlling people on the planet and i just know every spending decision i made will be reviewed, judged and argued on - how do i get out of this

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

on the spot, I’m literally so proud of her she’s been in such a bad place lately and she’s finally doing something she loves i’m so happy for her 🪴🤍🤍🤍🪴

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

i wonder how ekalavya chaudhuri feels after texting 210 people and being instantly rejected by all of them

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@angstential_

1 year

This guy got accused of sexual harassment by multiple women in Calcutta circa 2016. He is now back to throwing his weight around as if nothing had happened. A cursory Google search shows a blog post about how the allegations against him were "false".

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1 year

as people outside of the US we’re so used to these jokes but idt he realised how you cant say that in front of a real american officer in their country

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1 year

bombay mfs got no chill

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3 months

first day at my new job and it ended at 6pm??? what am i supposed to do w the rest of my day this has never happened before

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

meeting your closest friends is genuinely the absolute most warm happy thing in the world not many things that can match to this feeling after spending time w my people

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@diabolicalfairy

11 months

girl room <3 // college and now

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@diabolicalfairy

9 months

twt is an insane place bcs you tweet some shit like “susu aa rahi hai” and 9 people will agree

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

some of y’all have never gotten beaten up by ur parents after they went through your phone and it shows

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

dating app where you can only talk to one person at a time and have to unmatch before talking to another one

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

5 months

to some extent we all cater to the male gaze courtesy of living in a patriarchal society - but there’s smth so creepy about clearly being aware of it and yet deliberately performing it with such sincerity solely to make money. Liberal feminism 101

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GULABI CHAI PEELO 🎀

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@diabolicalfairy

2 years

36 likes this a banger wow // should i shamelessly plug her product pics? in case any Delhi NCR folks want cute new accessories 🤍🪴

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

guys i’m sorry, i had to post this - it’s the perfect prompt ✋🏻

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1 year

what’s a picture of you smoking that serves cunt in a god honoring way

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

10 months

i want to live in a walkable country

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

4 years

Mitual Baruah staying with Ashoka despite there being 2 sexual assault cases against him while professors are being made to resign for criticising a democratic govt tells you everything you have to know about the “premier liberal arts institution” that is ashoka #NotMyAshoka

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1 year

i love my parents but meeting them reminds me of why exactly living alone is the best decision truly

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

if that dude is reading my tweets: the reason women don’t like you isn’t because you’re “too nice” or “always there for them” it’s because your insecure and weirdly possessive ass needs to control everything about people you barely know. Congratulations you affected me (1/2)

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1 year

number of people who didn’t get the joke is astonishing

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1 year

zero followers fresh start vibe (?)

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

when u see one of the funniest oomfs u had slowly lose the humour and become a reply guy

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1 year

cheat toh maine bhi kiya hai but you would never get me to admit it on a public social media platform damn

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2 years

I hate when people living with their parents come to my house and complain about how not every chore is done or how I don’t have random luxuries they’re used to. Like i’m sorry i haven’t ironed my clothes right after i did laundry like your mom does Harsh.

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1 year

no one send pics to this @Rajarshiiii mf 😭😭😭

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11 months

i’m gonna go w this one from 2 years ago

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8 months

bhai IIT vaalo se baat karke itna major existential crisis hota hai why are all of them paid so well for stupid ass jobs i hate u

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11 months

hbd diwali 🪔🎇🤍

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6 months

pray for your life guy who created this nyt connections

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

4 years

fuck MRAs who try to diminish safe spaces for women or discourage women from calling out abusers like fuck you, create your own spaces for men, talk of men’s issues. THE ONLY REASON YOU BELIEVE PRO WOMEN MEANS ANTI MEN IS BECAUSE PRO MEN HAS ALWAYS MEANT ANTI WOMEN FOR YOU

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

1 year

Hello, I’m looking for a flatmate for this very cute 2BHK in Chembur - vv accessible for people working in BKC & Kurla + it’s only 10 mins from the station 📍Swastik Park, Chembur 💵 Rent - 27.3k Been living here for a year so everything is set up! RT for reach please <3

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1 year

having a pet kitten would heal me

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

i’m just a hater guys

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

9 months

how do you guys expect startups to pay their workers fairly if you refuse to pay anything for the added convenience

Soumya Gupta

@cheem_b

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Gone are the days when the final price used to be less than the marked price :')

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

sometimes the *only* possible response to someone is “bhai tu chutiya hai kya” and often you cant give that response due to the constraints of society

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@diabolicalfairy

3 years

mgk this mgk that, bro first of all it’s mkg

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

1 year

@curlingfreekik “oh no - women, partying?? 😱 how can they talk about anything else except men 😔 i have never seen a movie that’s passed the bechdel test or interacted with a real woman before 😅😅😅😅 but yet i must write my horrendous opinions on the internet for everyone to see 🤭” chutiya

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

brooo only in bengaluru 😱😅

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

mango litchi watermelon oh the fruits of summer i forgot you existed ily

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

up at 6am because i only sleep 4 hours a day

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

don’t take this out of the intented audience i swear to god like - yes it’s sweet of him and no i don’t believe in god so it is still insane to me 🙏🏼

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

9 months

Guys my mom made very cute valentine’s day coasters, and they will be such a nice gift for everyone you love - DM if you’re interested to buy one !! thanks for supporting her, love u guys <3

shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

my mom very very recently started a handicraft business - sells macramé products but she’s awk so doesn’t tell anyone about it. Today she went out w an extended friend circle wearing a purse she’d made and everyone loved it sm, she told them she made and and got like 7 orders /1

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

good1 excuse to show art, say hi

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Art vs Artist is trending! ✨ Show us your beautiful face and your beautiful work 🧵⬇️

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

missed the part where believing in god makes you a hateful psychopath

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

having religious friends is insane

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

interfaith - no one knows the extent this mob would’ve gone to then. These comments are fucking terrifying dude, twitter is filled with such vile, disgusting people sometimes. Mass report this account because what the hell.

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

staying at my aunt’s place who works in tech and i’ve heard the word jira 400 times just today wtf is a jira bro

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

comments like these makes it so hard to stay on twt and not deactivate it bcs you would never read such brain dead fucking takes IRL bcs people have to censor themselves unlike the internet where stupid ass ppl w uncapped egos are allowed to go off

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@jkntji @beeryaniboi The girl is an MBA graduate then she shouldn't marry someone who is asking that much dowry. She did pay him because at the end she knows that returns will be higher. Women in India want everything but doesn't want to bring as much to the table & then they talk about patriarchy😂

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

bhai tum sab keh rahe ho it can be done in even cheaper???? mere saath kaun chalna chahega spain jaldi jaldi batao ghum kar aate hai

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

3 years

if john mulaney got olivia pregnant after years of saying he didn’t want kids w anna my faith in love would disappear

New York Post

@nypost

3 years

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Olivia Munn steps out in baggy sweats sans boyfriend John Mulaney

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

1 year

okay this is so expensive but i really want good headphones - need a techbro to tell me if these are worth it

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

okay here you go // she delivers anywhere in Delhi NCR and colours are vv customisable + she personalises any thing you’d like to get made w macramé - keyrings, earrings, bottle covers, belts, she loves experimenting so if anyone actually wants smth - dm me ‼️🫶🤍 thanks

shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

36 likes this a banger wow // should i shamelessly plug her product pics? in case any Delhi NCR folks want cute new accessories 🤍🪴

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

im so fucked my parents might make me quit my job and make me come back home ?? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 worst nightmare vibes bro i cant

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

@gauravrd1000 unwilling **

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

i cant have my twitter legacy be the vibrator tweet stop liking it

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

ok so i bought rlly cute lingerie for no reason but i’m not seeing anyone so like ???? what now bro wth

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

what is wrong w twitter users - he made 3 different fake accounts and texted/called from 2 numbers and when i blocked him he tried to log onto my twitter. Today he fucking logged into my linkedin and deleted it?? this is creepy & honestly terrifying how do i get my linkedin back

shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

2 years

i’m literally so exhausted man you talk to someone for 5 days and suddenly they need screenshots of every single person you’re talking to and reassurance that you aren’t “cheating on them” what is this hell i have entered

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

400 profile visits? kya dhund rahe ho

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

everyone stealing my food pictures, so here’s the yoghurt bowl i made the other day - intellectual property of diabolicalfairy

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

i don’t want a lot, only to do the laung da lashkara dance w a guy in a black kurta 🙏🏼🙏🏼 @ lord

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shaisin

@diabolicalfairy

1 year

OKAY, A lot of people pressed about this tweet because it’s “against their religion” or that "compatibility issues might arise post marriage". The harsh truth is that there is no perceptible difference between a live in relationship and the institution of marriage - except a 1/n

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

did not stutter

✽tink✽ (fun police)

@arcanecovet

1 year

whats the first tweet that shows up on ur page when you search ‘ugly’

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1 year

abolish sex work

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

not paying my rent this month so that when the landlord asks me about it - I can say “haan ye bhi papa se mail karke maango na”

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@diabolicalfairy

1 year

THIS GUY IN THE OFFICE THREW MY PACK OF CIGS AWAY BCS I SAID IM TRYING TO QUIT - A NEW PACK W LIKE ALL KF THEM IN IT? I JUST GOT IT FROM THE SWIGGY GUY, AND HE SNATCHED IT FROM MY HAND AND THREW IT

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