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Everybody Loves Dick™

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The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a crown and sceptre supplied by Fierce Drag Jewels, a cash prize of $200,000, served by CashApp, and a sickening supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics.

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@Sotherans There are two options here: 1. Time travel is a theoretical and practical impossibility, and always will be, or; 2. Time travellers have tried their best to fix 2020, and the version we're currently enduring is the best they could do. Both are equally terrifying.

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@OGold80 @abbiehive She refused to convict, because she could see the defendant's Halo.

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@borisamjones She served and she ate at the same time.

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"Mind that squadron of Star Destroyers, Richard..."

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@tx2lajc @lawsonnhornerr If you believe what you're told on Grindr, 8.5" is on the small side these days.

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@Lenniesaurus Wee upgrade.

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@computer_gay @BigMacLiberal Kind of him to help his friend with back pain put a T-shirt on.

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@flameboy_xxx This one...

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Melania's planning her exit strategy as we speak...

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@tuttigachimuchi 👀

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@forcersei The writing in later seasons really did her a disservice. Turned her character from a multilayered antagonist with clear and understandable motivations into a one-dimensional, moustache twirling pantomime villain.

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@assleytearsdale Some of them have faces that look like they know who Nicole Paige Brooks is.

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In this week's maxi challenge, you'll be shitting in a parking lot in Glasgow. @HeidiNCloset @jaidaehall @Jorgeous_1

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What you think is the monster vs the actual monster. #MidnightMass

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@SaskatoonXRP @Lenniesaurus @HammerToe She's Scottish, ya fuckin' rocket.

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@gmtackett I love baseball. 👀

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@haideebobs Charlotte isn't offended that they're going to spend the evening watching gay porn. She's offended that nobody told her in advance, so she brought the wrong pastries.

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Twitter only lets you upload one gif at a time, so I had to get creative. Now presenting the Kilted Coaches in their full glory... 🤤😏🍑

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@ThiccNThriving That was a massacre, not a battle. She ended him in approximately 2.8 seconds.

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@jessiegender The only part of this article I disagree with is where the author says "Pascal is not conventionally handsome by any metric". That's a blatant lie. He's a very handsome man.

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@Targ_Nation Olenna Tyrell standing there like...

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It's never too early to start working on your Halloween costume. #willywonkaexperience

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@fathrfigvre 'Bought me a Ferrari' The Ferrari:

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@zachsilberberg He's crossed the line.

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@tash_wynarczyk @malchikhey

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@alex_abads That's nothing the locals haven't done. Heidi was just paying respect to Glasgow's traditions.

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Did anyone else notice the Shrike hiding in the nebula during the little Star Trek brand bumper featuring the Titan-A? #StarTrekPicard

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5 years

Am I imagining things, or is the #DragRaceUK main stage noticeably wider than its American equivalent?

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@lallimusic @matthunzi Well, I guess Conde Nast can kiss the cash cow that is BA's YouTube channel goodbye.

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@PakisRights @GalishX Let's not forget those hideous dining chairs with the ridiculous, and completely useless big chrome ring on the back.

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@NinaWest @lizroscher @LogoTV @monetxchange @MeghanMcCain @TheView Just admit that you have no morals now you're 'famous' and you did it for the money.

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@coolheroguy @computer_gay @BigMacLiberal I hated myself for posting it, but I also cackled.

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@mfbenji It's giving Nirvana.

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The delightful @ThePandoraBoxx appears to be doing her talking head segments for #AllStars6 in a navy blue and flamingo print T-shirt from Primark that I also own. I stan a queen who loves a fashion bargain.

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Watching @Nigella_Lawson cook isn't like watching a regular cookery show. It's like popping round to see a particularly warm, vivacious and welcoming friend who always insists on making sure you're very well fed before you leave.

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@TerryTyler4 @KroenkeWonky @heyoubeautiful_ You know you just proved the OP's point for her, right Terry? Also, do you think Kate Middleton gets her clothes from Oxfam?

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@PoorlyAgedWho I think Olivia Colman would give us a wonderful interpretation of the Doctor.

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Find someone who looks at you the way Seven of Nine look at the U.S.S. Voyager, NCC-74656. #StarTrekPicard @JeriLRyan

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Netflix's #AnotherLife is inane, tedious drivel. It's like they grabbed every clichéd sci-fi trope they could find and threw them into a blender with a lot of unnecessary swearing. Katee Sackhoff and Selma Blair deserved better. Oh well, at least the ship's AI is cute.

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@RahulKohli13 @johnkrasinski Specifically, this John Krasinski, yes?

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@trixiemattel Two Queens who like to watch.

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@MissAmeliaNancy @renireni @snazdoll I mean, if you're going to do a competition showcasing the best of UK drag, maybe try understanding what UK drag is, where it came from, and how it differs from the American equivalent? Just a thought...

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Cc: @seanferrick

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I can see his #LowerDecks 🤔

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@RuPaulsDragRace @ThorgyThor @trixiemattel Trixie better ask her about Pink. 😂

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These Lily Savage outtakes from Blankety Blank are probably the best representation of Paul O'Grady's razor sharp but always amiable wit.

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@victorianerafan @WaQY_1 @Angry_Voice The real crime here is being charged £5.25 for a milkshake.

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NOT THE BORE WORMS!

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3 years

"Condragulations, you are the top two queens of the week."

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Lulu took me to the Glasgow Film Festival tonight to see “My Old School” - AMAZING FILM 💜👑

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@TheKateMulgrew Not gonna lie, Kate. I got goosebumps when I heard your dulcet tones toward the end of the trailer.

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Ever since I started watching #From , I make sure I close all my blinds at night, because I don't want one of these ugly fuckers making its way inside... 😂

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4 years

I feel like @matthunzi should politely remind Conde Nast that without his editing skills, their very lucrative Bon Appetit YouTube channel would be nothing... #standwithhunzi

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@DavidPaisley Most GC's seem to be absolutely OBSESSED with the sex lives of transgender people and trans allies. It's terribly unhealthy. You don't see us obsessing over them doing it in the missionary position once a week with the lights out.

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@30_mln @teslaownersSV Four-wheel steering was first patented 130 years ago, and the first modern applications were launched almost 40 years ago. This is nothing new.

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@lawsonnhornerr Amen!

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@DefenceDailyUK @frosted_north Beatrice is a dead ringer for Holly from Red Dwarf.

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@gini_luxe @NickStopTalking @yashar @ladygaga @LanaDelRey That's clearly Katy Perry.

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@LGBwiththeT @AllianceLGB They popped upstairs and asked the Taxpayers Alliance for some nebulous tax free cash.

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@j_d_p_89 @deadeyebrakeman Clearly you don't know how to math at all, as the death rates are as follows: Miami-Dade County - 1.77% Broward County - 1.54% Palm Beach County - 2.88% Hillsborough County - 0.98% Orange County - 0.43%

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@JenLRossman Bruce Campbell really was something back in the day.

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@1030 @rachel_grrr Name and shame!

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40 years ago tonight, Diana was unmasked for the first and only time. #V

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@JaneyGodley Get a wee purple rinse and start talking like Phyllis Pierce aff Coronation Street. "Ooh, Percy!"

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@IndiaWilloughby Send a solicitor's letter to the senior practicioner informing them that their practice manager has discriminated against you on several occasions, and that if no reparations are forthcoming, you'll be reporting both the practice and the manager to the GMC.

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@EmmaKennedy @DavidPaisley Try explaining to them that the UK economy will crumble without adequate immigration, which is what it's currently doing, and watch it go completely over their heads. You'd have more luck explaining the finer points of particle physics to a Labradoodle.

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Seven of Nine doesn't take any shit. One step over that line and she'll f*ck you up. #StarTrekLegacy @JeriLRyan

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@csutcliffe_13 @cononeilluk @andrew_rawling You don't penalise children for the failings of their parents, you heartless, soulless monster.

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@BandB_CBS @CBS @paramountplus If Taylor and Brooke have decided to choose their own happiness and self respect over either of them being with Ridge, I will absolutely HOLLER with joy. Krista and Katherine play off each other so well that you could buy their characters becoming genuine friends.

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#BrexitIsland You'll find nothing for you here.

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@HannaLiubakova @malchikhey Quite right.

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@DavidPaisley It's so sad that it's come to this. The GC brigade should be utterly ashamed of themselves. 🤬💔 I hope you feel truly safe and settled, wherever you decide to live.

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Modern #StarTrek 's VFX are all well and good, considering it has budgets that can top $10m per episode, but have you stopped to consider how hard it must have been for #BattlestarGalactica 's VFX team to produce these Emmy-winning shots 15 years ago on a comparative shoestring?

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Basement flooded. 💦

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The Kilted Coaches are at it again. 🍑🤤

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@thejohnny81 Parlophone refused to release it as a single in the UK because it was 'too camp'. I don't think they understood Kylie's core audience.

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@hm I don't wanna see any f*cking H&M! 😂

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@imabearhunter @LBC We don't need to, but it's nice to know that one of the UK's most beloved TV personalities spent his final moments doing something enjoyable, and then passed away peacefully. Don't be such a soul sucking misery.

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I'm strongly in favour of Scottish independence, but to paint Scotland as an unwitting victim of England's colonial tendencies is historical revisionism gone mad. Scots were engaged in the worst excesses of Empire at all levels, and to suggest otherwise is utterly disingenuous.

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@Paul1Singh Scotland meets the criteria of being a colony. Truth is not racist. Truth is not bigoted. Truth is not offensive. All of that was written in English - the language of the coloniser.

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@TheKandyMuse @XunamiMuse The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption!

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@luisspears

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@seanferrick There really is a Janeway eye roll for every situation. Thanks @TheKateMulgrew !

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@StarTrekOnPPlus Yeah, good luck with that. A lot of Trek fans will be in precisely NO mood to fork out for a Paramount+ subscription due to the absolutely dreadful way this has been handled.

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I didn't care for Alexis Michelle on her original season of #RuPaulsDragRace , and I don't care for her on #AllStars8 . She's always seemed a little disingenuous to me, and just a bit too eager to throw other Queens under the bus to save her own ass.