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David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️

4 years

Digging your well before you're thirsty is an underrated skill - be proactive in building whatever tools, skills or resources you will need before urgency forces your hand. Success is where preparation meets opportunity - so be prepared! Here's a few tips [Thread]: /1

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David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️

@Delikwu

3 years

There should really be an ‘adulting’ bootcamp when you turn 18

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@luvjoongiee

3 years

I saw on tiktok that if you put a wooden spoon or spatula over an almost boiled over pot, it'd stop it from boiling over... its been like that for 5 minutes ... it worked akfjsjsj

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@Delikwu

4 years

She really took this poor bird on a tour of all the places he could go if he was free 😭

pyramid head apologist

@sab_weenuh

4 years

bought this backpack carrier for paulie so now we can go on hikes together 🤝🥺

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@Delikwu

5 years

My ex did this once except it was 365 notes in the jar and I had to send pictures of the one I opened every day. It was like being in a Chinese labour camp.

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@monst1ace

5 years

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you’ll hint for a Rolex all year & she’ll turn up with a jar that’s filled with 22 things she loves about you lol

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@Delikwu

5 years

I need people to wake up and realise that SIX of the most prominent activists during the Ferguson riots have all been found burned to death in their cars. There are no coincidences here. It's systematic.

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@WAFB

5 years

#BREAKING : Founder of African American History Museum found dead in trunk of car

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@Delikwu

4 years

What exactly does this do for anyone looooool

ABC News

@ABC

4 years

FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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@Delikwu

7 years

e.g. = "Exempli Gratia" - for example i.e. = "Id Est" - in other words I know on Twitter we just make up facts to sound cool, but grammar is close to my heart. Couldn't let this slide soz x

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7 years

E.g. = “example given” I.e. = “in essence” Am i the only one who just learned the meaning of these today?

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@Delikwu

6 years

Her: *raising her voice* You: "relax" Her:

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David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️

@Delikwu

7 years

Haiii guiseee welcome back to my YouTube channelll

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7 years

The fact that so many people look like this now is funny.

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@Delikwu

4 years

I understand who Tariq was based on now

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@RapUp

4 years

50 Cent’s son Marquise says Pop Smoke was a better rapper than his father

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@Delikwu

6 years

THIS is how you cancel a brand for racist ads. Chinese consumers have completely crippled D&Gs Asia market and tons of retailers have now completely stopped carrying their products. They've had to cancel their show and issued several public apologies. This is a lesson.

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@vocativ

6 years

People in China are dumping their Dolce & Gabbana in the TRASH over accusations of racism

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@Delikwu

6 years

And by 'single mother' you mean Widow of 5. Her husband died of cancer but the media will do any amount of mental gymnastics to avoid suggesting that healthy and successful black families exist.

Yahoo Life

@yahoolife

6 years

Single mother of 5 proudly poses with children in law school graduation photos: 'We did it'

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@Delikwu

3 years

I’m scared at how normal he looks because it means anyone in your office could secretly be doing this and telling you their weekend was “pretty chill” on Monday

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3 years

No bc same

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@Delikwu

6 years

This family is collecting black men like infinity stones 😭

Not Everyday Podcast

@NotEverydayPod

6 years

Bruce Jenner's new bae. Naija's speak up 😊

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@Delikwu

6 years

This is how men wrap themselves in toxic masculinity after that one heartbreak when they were 15

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@Delikwu

5 years

I honestly hate this trend of recording people’s most vulnerable moments and posting them on the Internet for clout.

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@Delikwu

5 years

Lord have mercy. Maybe season 8 wasn't so bad after all

Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉

@Thrones_Facts

5 years

In George R.R Martin's original scripts, he had intended Jon Snow to be in an incestuous relationship with Arya, not Daenerys

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@Delikwu

5 years

So embarrassing you had to make sure no one on the internet missed it loool

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@Delikwu

6 years

You know what's wild, if Offset had left Cardi and she kept calling him, popping up in his IG live, getting all her friends to call him and call him out publicly, kept stalking him and turning up at his shows, we'd label her a crazy ex and say she needs help.

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@Delikwu

3 years

I’m hearing this was Rishi Sunak at the secret Christmas party

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@Delikwu

6 years

Imagine bragging because you had to walk 6 days to the village librarium and consult the scroll of Nebuchadnezzar just to check how many wives Henry VIII had. I'm good luv, enjoy x

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@Frederiko

6 years

We dated without @Tinder . We took rides without @Uber . We got jobs without @LinkedIn . We found places without @Waze . We did playlists without @Spotify . We took photos without @Instagram . We found answers without @Google . We made friends without @Facebook . #BragAboutYourGeneration

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@Delikwu

5 years

The more I see Meghan the more I realise Diana would have LOVED her. It makes perfect sense why Harry is so protective of her. She’s a gem!

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@Delikwu

7 years

你好非常漂亮的小姐，我的中文名字是李小王。我爸爸是上海人和我妈妈是日本人。我很喜欢吃日本面条。我会��筷子。我现在没有女朋友👀👀

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@Delikwu

5 years

The rice in this house has got to be ELITE

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@AmitBhupsPatel

5 years

@t0nit0ne From Best Friends in Year 9 (2006) to Husband and Wife in 2016. Fast forward to 2019 and we are now a family of 4

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@Delikwu

5 years

Pharrell looks like a younger version of Jaden Smith

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@pussymargiela

5 years

The flyest for 20 years straight.

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David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️

@Delikwu

5 years

Looool everyone's avoiding hitting him so they can make it home to see their kids

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@bbgoriginals

5 years

WATCH: Putin scores 8 goals in an exhibition hockey game in Russia

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@Delikwu

6 years

Just a quick reminder that you are allowed to be black without basing your platform on black activism and speaking about topics surrounding the black experience. Believe it or not, you're allowed to just sit there and live your life.

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@MyleezaKardash

6 years

Jordyn grew up relatively privileged and had no problem with living the Kardashian lifestyle for YEARS. She NEVER spoke on events that plagued the Black community, but when shit hit the fan she pulled the “As a black woman” card. Chile...

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@Delikwu

6 years

Africans are not here for this influencer lifestyle y'all LOOOOOOOOL

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@Delikwu

6 years

You spend your early 20's thinking you'll have everything together by 25, and then reach 25 and realise you're still a child who likes to eat cereal for dinner and sing along to Disney movies, except now you have bills and taxes and anxiety and can't sleep.

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@Delikwu

6 years

Are men wicked or are you stupid? These are the kind of girls that will leave their house to meet a chicken nugget. He told you he needed a car for you to go bowling so you bought him a BMW? Are you on crack?

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@Delikwu

7 years

We can run on ice now?!!! It's over for ALLLLLL of you. The Winter Olympics is now available in Black, Matte Black, and Off-White. We'll be hosting the next one in Wakanda.

Team USA

@TeamUSA

7 years

Her dad held a sign reading: "Kick some hiney, Biney'' And boy oh boy, did she ever. 🇺🇸

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@Delikwu

6 years

I'm going to need someone to explain to me what this is, if not the latest blatant exhibition of Britain's finest export: racism. Why is one dress stunning and one vulgar... did Meaghan show the wrong shoulder?

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@Delikwu

5 months

@historyinmemes There's no reason for this to be in black and white lol

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@Delikwu

5 years

I'm sorry but why is this even a question when Dianne Abbot was dragged through the mud for weeks for drinking an M&S Mohito???

LBC

@LBC

5 years

Michael Gove has confessed to taking cocaine as he becomes the latest Tory leadership contender to admit to using class A drugs, @clivebull asks: should this matter?

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@Delikwu

2 years

I’ll be honest I don’t understand what’s happening anymore.

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@nypost

2 years

Actress Jessica Chastain meets with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky in Kyiv

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@Delikwu

10 months

@aprettyPR “Everyone’s doing this online except us” is the real problem here

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@Delikwu

5 years

I’m really trying to understand what’s weird about this...

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@Delikwu

7 years

Loool ORRRR... you just never see their commercials because you don't read the magazines they print in... because you're not their target market. Sorry if that's a little less comforting for your ego x

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7 years

Rolls Royce & Bentley don’t have commercials for a reason. Meaning I know my value and I don’t have to market myself to you to get you like me.

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@Delikwu

1 year

@nypost The news masterfully shapes perception through words: The dead man is a 'vagrant' who 'barged into' the train, and 'unhinged', because being poor is a criminal offence punishable by death. The murderer who 'stepped in' is a 'Marine veteran' who was 'released without charges.

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@Delikwu

6 years

Drake said "All summer sixteen" and y'all thought he was talking about the calendar looool

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@Delikwu

7 years

This is so rude and disrespectful. Coogler already wanted Letitia Wright for the role, so all this grandstanding by Miss lightskin was unnecessary. Even if she tried her best she would've lost. Stomach that L instead of acting like you GIFTED other hard working actors their roles

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@Delikwu

5 years

How is he live tweeting during his own impeachment hearing like he’s watching Love Island

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL LEFT, DO NOTHING DEMOCRATS. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON AMERICA, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!

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@Delikwu

5 years

If your parents are charging you £850/m to live with them it’s only because they can’t afford to hire professional assassins to kill you directly.

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@Delikwu

6 years

"Raheem Sterling eats sandwich as MILLIONS STARVE IN AFRICA"

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@Delikwu

5 years

Cruella De Bludclart-Ville

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@Delikwu

4 years

Over 300 days later and we’re not dancing now, are we.

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@Delikwu

5 years

Am I losing my mind or is this hair practically levitating off the paper. It looks too real 😭

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@Delikwu

6 years

He really didn't lie. It's the exact same reason women don't always speak up and why we allow casual racism to proliferate in the workplace

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@ajplus

6 years

Terry Crews on why he didn’t fight back when he was sexually assaulted: “As a black man in America, you only have a few shots at success… I have seen many, many young black men who were provoked into violence. And they were imprisoned or they were killed. And they’re not here."

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@Delikwu

5 years

This is not a joke, a drill or an overreaction. 3 burned in cars, 2 found dead in car boots, 1 lynching and one shooting. No culprits have been arrested. No justice served. The message is clear!

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@Delikwu

6 years

America is actually a mad place

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@Delikwu

5 years

Who gave Allmyguysareballas so much confidence? She's really strutting like she helped Yewande pack her suitcase last night. #loveisland

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@Delikwu

6 years

43°C you know. I'd step out the door and turn into a bowl of hot chocolate. We're good luv, enjoy x

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@Delikwu

5 years

Did you see how he ate the ice cream? Call the FBI, MI5, Men in Black, everyone. ASAP.

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@Delikwu

5 years

This is the baby you lot told me would have dreadlocks??

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@Delikwu

5 years

GBH???? The same GBH you could get for pushing someone over and they graze their elbow... Not attempted murder? Not terrorism?

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

5 years

Metropolitan Police says 29-year-old Daniel Horton has been charged with grievous bodily harm and possession of a bladed article following a stabbing at London Central Mosque in Regent's Park

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@Delikwu

1 year

@SammiePressdee “The wolf didn’t eat me” and other stories

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@Delikwu

7 years

Tim Westwood has 61 candles to blow out this year and he's still talking about thick thighs 😭

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@Delikwu

6 years

Me: My friend's having a sleepover... Mum: SLEEPOVERRRRR????

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@Delikwu

4 years

This PR campaign from The Royal Family is the funniest thing and has 100% confirmed that Harry and Meghan did not tell a single lie. Way too much overcompensating.

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

4 years

Seyi Obakin has known Prince William for more than 10 years, and once slept rough with him. He speaks about their enduring friendship

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@Delikwu

5 years

The British government is crying because Quasimodo lost his home but the victims of Grenfell are still suffering? Ok.

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@Delikwu

5 years

This maths doesn't even add up and every time I think about it I get angry. There were +600 people living there so how can 72 die but only 230 survive????

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@Delikwu

5 years

That girl was tapping the railing like she was applying a light coat of FENTY Trophy Wife. She looks like she’s never washed a plate in her life. Where’s the vim??

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

@MayorofLondon

5 years

. @TfL is using medical grade disinfectant as well as enhanced cleaning methods across London transport networks to help prevent the spread of #COVID19 . Footage courtesy of @ITVLondon

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@Delikwu

7 years

Ah, the sweet smell of freshly toasted racism. Been in Denmark about 45 minutes. Some guy sees me fumbling with my key at the door and instead of offering to help he says "please, no burglary". Good to know it's a universal thing 👌🏽

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@Delikwu

7 years

Let's do some quick #Grenfell maths 24 storeys. 129 apartments. Housing 600 people legally (not inc. 50+ sub-letters). So, +650 people, ONE central staircase, a fire starting on the FOURTH floor, spreading UPWARDS. Police footage shows 223 people escaped. Yet only 70 died?

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@Delikwu

6 years

I have incredible levels of confidence and crippling insecurities all at the same time. Still trying to figure it out.

Handsomitis-19 🤧😷

@PureYinkz

6 years

Unpopular opinion: about yourself edition🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Delikwu

5 years

One of the biggest MCs of the ‘00s era has become a chatty patty gossip girl. You hate to see it!

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@Delikwu

4 years

My new job really didn’t hold back with the merch 😭❤️

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@Delikwu

4 years

Priti Patel will be waiting for you at the border like Aquaman

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@Delikwu

6 years

I'm really happy that Kanye took this screenshot because it confirms to me that @johnlegend is every bit as authentic in private as he is in the public eye. Despite everything he approached Kanye with love and compassion and tried to help him grow. THAT is greatness.

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@Delikwu

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Y'all do this with ZERO fear, but see a 12 year old black kid with a hoodie some skittles and you're SWEATINGGG

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@Delikwu

5 years

I cant lie this man is ruthlessly efficient. He just said they’ll revoke the business licenses of anyone hiking up face mask prices. “Find one, revoke one” All the world powers we love to hate are clearing out Coronavirus and corrupt businesses. Russia, China, Cuba, all of them.

Property Guy 🇿🇦

@Thakhani_R

5 years

Putin doesn’t play 😂 Dealing with sudden face mask price hikes #Covid_19

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@Delikwu

6 years

Is there a recession? Where's the fries?

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@Delikwu

6 years

This explains why black people always die first in horror movies. The monsters think we're marinating.

Jeffrey Gettleman

@gettleman

6 years

Once a tiger encounters a person and kills, it may develop a taste for human flesh, which, Mr. Khan says, is sweeter than other animal meat because of all the ginger, salt and spices people consume.

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@Delikwu

4 years

Some people just don’t like peace. This is how someone will accidentally dig up an untreated strain of Corona in 2040

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@Delikwu

7 years

I really screamed when I realised she wasn't standing on the chairs

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@salimeast

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This man right here - the future

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@Delikwu

6 years

Don't even call HR, call your lawyers and tell them to call HR to talk about the settlement offer

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@Jigga___95

6 years

So a black guy at work got given a knife for secret santa.......

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@Delikwu

5 years

There's no nittys in Wales because imagine being high and your dealer says come meet me in Wydlnlanaecwrynaln. You'll collapse instantly.

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@Delikwu

3 years

Everyone: I want to buy this house so I can give it to my kids Everyone seeing someone being given a house by their parents: AAARGHHH!🤬

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@Delikwu

4 years

Meghan’s mum turning up to the wedding with dreadlocks must have caused Prince Philip’s last horcrux to burst into flames. The whole royal family has been on the ropes ever since.

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@Delikwu

4 years

I can’t lie this is probably the most empty a central line train has ever been. Back in my day (pre-Coronavirus) you had to fold yourself in half and slide in through the crack between two sweaty backs.

Sky News

@SkyNews

4 years

The Central line was crowded with people as it stopped at Liverpool Street during morning rush hour on 7th April, despite #coronavirus restrictions being in place. Read the latest on the UK's #COVID19 outbreak:

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@Delikwu

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@bajantube This in 4K

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@Delikwu

4 years

I’ve been meaning to ask... is everyone really still comfortable travelling to Greece right now, knowing they just threw 1000 people that look like you into the ocean and left them to die because they didn’t have the same colour passport as you? Because they’re “immigrants”?

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@Delikwu

6 years

Lol she stole 30k from her mum and ran off with her 30 year old lover. That's nobodies business but her own

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@Delikwu

4 years

What I love about this is that he knew she’d be jumping up and down to participate in the first place.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

@RexChapman

4 years

Timeline cleanser: Wait for it...

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@Delikwu

5 years

2020 IS IN SIX MONTHS! Use these six months to prepare for a whole new decade. A decade of peace; a decade of love; a decade of unimaginable growth and unbridled joy. 2020 won't see you in the space where you are now. You're moving on to bigger and better. To greater things 🥂

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@Delikwu

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This headline is hilariously misleading - but of course they knew that. The guy saw an abandoned house falling in on itself and went to court twice to try and get possession so that he could fix it up. The prior owners had many homes and abandoned this one.

@hewantswealth

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The property laws in the UK make no sense at all!

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@Delikwu

5 years

Paying £10 for juice is not bad?

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@Delikwu

4 years

Since Harry and Meghan tore their collective singlet, the Royal family has been sending Kate up and down for PR errands like a firstborn Nigerian child.

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@Delikwu

5 years

I just went to find the article I wrote about it on my old blog to discover that the whole blog itself is down and the only 3 articles that don't show up in search results were about Ferguson, Kaepernick, and a list of instances where black people have been killed for nothing.

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@Delikwu

5 years

Sleepy-sounding biracial singers are the UKs version of the million “Lil’ [insert noun/drug]” mumble rappers the US keeps churning out.

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@Delikwu

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This whole “parents getting old” thing... I don’t like it. Why couldn’t they just wait for me to grow up and then we could all get old at the same time? Very greedy if you ask me.

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@Delikwu

6 years

@humansofny Grandpa: hey there buddy Kid:

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@Delikwu

8 months

@hewantswealth The funniest thing about this story is that this man had to move into the house for a decade because otherwise, the house would've gone to the King. If the King takes your property it's okay. If a random immigrant fixes up an abandoned house, he's a 'shameless squatter'.

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@Delikwu

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LOOOOOOOOL Brits really are insufferable. They love a good clap and wave but ask them to follow simple instructions and people that haven’t run since they were chasing immigrants in the 70s will start lacing up their boots.

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@Delikwu

1 year

@NBCNews If you think Hamas has inkjet printers and bothers to stamp things with a 'top secret' watermark, I've got a bridge to sell you. Gotta frame this right next to Obama's 'Kenyan birth certificate'.

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@Delikwu

5 years

It's funny how you grow up thinking 30 is old until it's only a few years away and you realise 30 year olds are just children with tired eyes and bad backs.

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@Delikwu

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People really tried to argue that AJ could take prime Tyson looool. Tyson would spin his neck like a Beyblade.

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@Delikwu

6 years

I love that black people across the world understand the concept of having outside clothes and inside clothes

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@Delikwu

6 years

Look at the depravity in his eyes. It makes sense now that since losing his joy he decided none of us shall know happiness and has begun this kamikaze jihad against delicious food and drink.

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@FTMag

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For Jamie Oliver, the past year has been exceptionally painful. He has been forced to close 12 restaurants and make hundreds of people redundant — now he speaks exclusively to the FT about what went wrong

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