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CEO at Architech. Coffee addict, 4 hours sober. Celibate until further notice.

New York, USA
Joined September 2021
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1/ Some personal news… After an incredible 2 years at HLV, I’m stepping down to pursue a new venture. Happy to announce I’ve accepted a job as CEO of Architech, a premier advisory firm helping launch the biggest protocol and application tokens in Web3.
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My entire financial future is in the hands of this amigo.
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“On god 8 years of 0% rates was bussin’ but inflation is mid so we need hike 75bps no cap fr.”
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I’m an NFT millionaire with $0 in my bank account, wearing the same pair of sneakers I bought 4 years ago. Idgaf.
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Facebook charging 47.5% for every NFT sale is the best thing to ever happen to us.
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When I was 16, I was hooking up with a girl and came in my pants. She told everyone at school. This market hurts way more.
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Investing 100% of my net worth in NFTs has taught me a lot. Mostly, that my family thinks I’m an idiot.
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OpenSea bought opensea.eth for $165k. Let’s all report it as stolen.
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Got him!
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BREAKING: Biden signs executive order banning Dutch Auctions starting at 2 ETH or higher.
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Slowly selling my last $200k in stock to invest 100% of my net worth in NFTs. Surely, I’m an idiot.
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Got my mom an NFT for her birthday. It’s down 50%. Love you, Mom!
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My dad left when I was 7. Today my @BoredApeYC is worth more than his house. Who’s laughing now, Dad?!
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NFT mfers will spend $50,000 on a jpeg then get their mom a candle for Mother’s Day.
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My entire net worth is in this man’s hands.
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Ethereum Cardano
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Sex is great but have you ever lost 50% of your net worth overnight?
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People who invest in NFTs are fucking insane.
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And you wonder why everyone hates NFTs…
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Everyone after spending 3 months in crypto.
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Solana NFTs are bigger than I thought.
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@Safety @SECGov The institution designed to protect retail investors didn’t have 2FA 😂😂
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@elonmusk How do we know you’re not AI?
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I will be eating ramen noodles for every meal until ETH is $4,000.
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Just quit my 9 to 5 to pursue a career refreshing the price of ApeCoin every 30 seconds.
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ETH is at $3,000 and no one’s talking about it
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You're all going to hell.
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Today is my birthday. To celebrate, I’ll be drinking coffee and looking at NFTs all day.
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If ETH drops below $2,000 my kids aren’t going to college.
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“NFTs are a scam” Bro you spent $50 on a banana suit in Fortnite…
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The NFT market will start ripping in two weeks. Mark my words.
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If NFTs are a bubble, I am so fucked.
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My Web3 consulting rates: 30 minute call - $500 60 minute call - $100 I just want somebody to talk to.
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I swear everyone on NFT Twitter has ADHD.
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ETH is up 50% in 3 weeks and no one's talking about it.
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NFTs are actually just a social psychology experiment testing how dumb we all are.
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The next blue chip won’t be a PFP project.
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Today is arguably the biggest day in NFT history.
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I’d say 25% of all NFT investors still live with their parents.
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I will let any @BoredApeYC and @doodles stay in my NYC apartment. I don’t care if you’re a murderer. I’m ready to die for my communities.
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Polygon stays winning. Latest partnerships: 1. Disney (accelerator program) 2. Reddit (avatar marketplace) 3. Draft Kings (NFT marketplace) 4. Meta (avatar marketplace) 5. Stripe (global payments) Polygon is in a position to capture outsized scalable solutions market share.
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Yes, all my money is in NFTs. No, I don’t have a girlfriend.
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Taking a break from NFTs. I’ll be back in 12 minutes.
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Imagine throwing away your reputation for 20 ETH 😂😂
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I can’t talk to girls without mentioning NFTs.
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Step 1: Buy an NFT with zero research Step 2: Lose 80% of your money Step 3: Spend hours researching why you lost money
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Damn girl, are you an NFT? Because 99% of the world doesn’t give a shit about you. But I do.
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Addictive personalities are perfect for NFTs.
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Not hearing too much from the “ETH is going to $10k” crowd these days
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Quick Thread on Why Goblins Have Been So Successful 1/ A new wave of NFT trends changing the market. 🧵👇
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My ex-girlfriend is getting married and I’m talking shit about Mark Zuckerberg on Twitter.
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The next 2 weeks is probably the time to buy NFTs.
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My friends are all getting married, and I’m checking the price of ETH 37 times a day.
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Farokh is the worst thing to happen to NFTs since gas fees.
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The @AzukiOfficial founder took advantage of a time when anyone could make money launching NFTs. He then presumably allocated that money to a higher quality project with a strong foundational team. Bullish on strategy. Bearish on morals.
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Say what you want about shitposters. But they were here when ETH was $4,500. And they’re still here at $1,700.
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The urge to sell all my NFTs and never talk to any of you again.
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The is the biggest L we will ever see in NFTs.
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I’m 25 years old with 50 years of NFT experience.
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I quit my investment banking job to help build the metaverse and these are my main stakeholders…
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The guy that played Franklin for 100 ETH is sweeping random historic NFTs and miladys. This dude is my fucking hero.
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@greg16676935420 Greg vs. PETA is the funniest beef on Twitter. No pun intended.
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The “ETH to $600” crowd is down so bad.
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Quick Thread on the Value of PFPs 🧵 1/ Why @BoredApeYC , @doodles , @AzukiZen , and Clone X are undervalued…
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I’d say only 20% of NFT Twitter can explain why the market is tanking.
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I’m excited to announce I will be joining the @HorizenLabs team as the @OthersideMeta Strategist. 1/ I have always been committed to an open, interoperable, and community-focused metaverse. This is my way of contributing to that vision.
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My aunt when I tell her I trade jpegs full time.
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If you aren’t checking NFT floors 27 times a day, you don’t have enough invested.
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NFTs attract the smartest people in the world. Also the dumbest.
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If you minted @BoredApeYC a year ago, you would have $3 million, a girlfriend, two lake houses, and parents who actually love you.
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The next big project will be founded during this bear market.
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What’s stopping you from selling your NFTs? Personally, I made jpegs my entire identity, ruined all of my friendships, and tied my financial future to a few disorganized startups in the most volatile industry in human history.
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Rihanna is America’s youngest self-made female billionaire. And Chris Brown couldn’t sell out an NFT project.
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NFT investors are just intelligent gambling addicts.
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Everyone is bearish except my mom.
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Convinced half the people on NFT Twitter don’t know what inflation is.
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I haven’t bought a single stock since investing in my first NFT.
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This is like the 10th time I’ve lost 50% of my net worth overnight.
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NFT investors are so fucking impatient.
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NFTs: the quickest way to annoy everyone in your life
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My entire life now depends on a game that no one’s played and a cryptocurrency that no one’s used. Bullish.
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Vitalik probably doesn’t give a shit when ETH drops 80%.
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Gambling my kids college fund on NFTs. They’ll thank me later.
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I've spent the last two years tweeting and trading NFTs. How do I explain that to an employer?
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The best part of NFT Twitter is that no one talks about politics.
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Yuga Labs raised $450 million and I raised two ungrateful kids.
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I have 100% of my net worth in NFTs. Stop complaining.
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Let’s face it. @BoredApeYC has some of the most cringe community members in NFTs.
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3 signs you haven’t invested enough in NFTs: 1. You are eating 3 meals a day 2. You are checking Instagram before Twitter 3. Your family still loves you
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NFT NYC is just like college: 50,000 broke degenerates drinking their problems away and pretending to learn.
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Elon Musk backed out of the Twitter acquisition, dumped his Bitcoin, and slept with his boy’s wife. Really lame.
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Not having sex tonight so I can reserve my energy for NFTs.
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Turns out NFT influencers also won’t stop talking in person.
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Not hearing much from the “ETH is going to $600” crowd these days
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