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No More Alcohol, 13.01.24. Still time for a laugh, a swear and obviously THE FUCKIN ARSENAL

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@DavidMoggy
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3 years
Fingers crossed, its goodbye Cancer #CancerAwareness
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2 years
It is with a heavy heart, I have to announce The BIG MAN, my dad and hero sadly passed away this afternoon 💔 He fought long and hard, but his heart finally gave in. Dad, you are my rock and now you have "Crossed The Bar"
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3 years
The wife has just phoned me to tell me that 3 women in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "That's probably why."
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1 year
CHILL YOUR FUCKING BEANS ABOUT NEW SIGNINGS, EDU's THIS AND ARTETA'S THAT.... ITS JUNE THE TWENTY FUCKING SECOND FOR FUCKS SAKE... NOW PISS OFF AND GET A GRIP OF REALITY AND REAL LIFE.. UP THE FUCKING ARSENAL....
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1 year
Emirates Bound #NLD
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3 years
The reason people say it sounds better in 'vinyl', is simple. When records were pressed on vinyl. It was better music.
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3 years
After 5 weeks of her being in critical care, 3 weeks in a coma, I've been able to speak to my mom, I've held her hand and nattered away, and I always knew she heard me. But today we spoke on the phone and she's doing well. So proud of her strength and determination ❤
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3 years
So, quick update as to why I've been a tad quiet lately. I've been diagnosed with skin cancer, "the best cancer to get" I was expecting to under go plastic surgery to put things right today, however it's not as they expected. Hey ho, life goes on. See you all soon 😘
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3 years
Not everyday you walk into a breakfast room and come across a vintage Norton Motorbike 😎
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5 years
She said Yes 🥂
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8 months
Today IM GOING HOME ❤️ 32 Days in Hospital, a lifetime of change, shit loads of ups and downs, emotions and tears, canna say I'm fighting fit, but the hard work starts now. AND BY GOD IM GOING TO SMASH IT. HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY EVERYONE. ❤️❤️Love to all❤️❤️ (Sorry to shout)
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1st let me say, this isnt for likes or retweets. Today I am 4 weeks SOBER, it's been a journey I never want to take again. But with love and help from my family and friends Ive made it. Some may say it's a week, to me It's a Giants Leep. The first of many. So #ThinkNotDrink
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6 years
Simply beautiful #Highbury #arsenal
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5 years
Well it is my Birthday 🍾🥂
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7 years
Can i clarify, neither Alexis or Thiery told me to travel to london this afternoon, get hammered, sing my head off and get hammered some more. It was a personal decision. UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL.
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3 years
Had sex with the wife for 3 hrs last night, we agreed to role play, she was the Dr and i was the patient. i sat in the waiting room for 2 hours and 57 minutes.
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4 years
Birthday, Bubbles & Beer 🍺 🍾🥂
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4 years
The only present I wished for, was my dad to be home before Christmas, me and the family had our wish happen. Dad is home, not brilliant, long road to recovery, but he's home. Covid is real, and its a killer. He has been lucky.
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6 months
93 days clean/sober, can actually say I'm shocked and proud of myself. Turn a bad into a good 👍
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5 years
A very happy birthday to THE BIG MAN, AKA DAD 😁🥂🍻 80 Today and still puts me in my place 😂 just LOVE him 😍😍
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3 years
David Beckham's son arrived for training and asked the coach "What number shirt am I?" The coach replied, "Wear four out there, Romeo"
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4 years
Dad 81 & Mom 76, have there vaccines on Saturday, you can't believe how happy I am for them to get it 🙏
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2 years
FUCKIN GREAT RESULT UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL
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4 years
Happy 24th Birthday to my Beautiful Daughter Lol, love you ginge x
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3 years
Absolutely gutted, I’ve just been blocked on Twitter by Gary Barlow. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it.
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7 years
Can i just say, today, i will be shouting for The Arsenal. Regardless of who starts, leaves or joins the club. I will still be cheering our boys home. UP THE ARSENAL.
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4 years
Hey everybody 🖐 All went well today, op went smooth, few screws put in place I didn't know about, but all good 👍 Home now recovering. Thank you for all your kind words 🙏 and best wishes ❤ it really means a lot 😍
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8 months
51 Days Sober. Only The Start Of A Long Journey. Everyday is another day on my Journey. #DrinkAwarness
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10 years
Was in London today, jumped into a bIack cab. I said, "Waterloo." He said, "The station?" "Well im a bit fuckin late for the battle" i said
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1 year
A year ago today you left us Dad, and my god I miss you every single day 💔 the Rum will flow tonight BIG MAN #loveandmissyou
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2 years
Got a call from my Dr today saying I've tested positive for monkey pox, and could I swing by the surgery.
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3 years
This last week I've heard my auntie died, stitches came out my face from the cancer, wrist needs another operation to reconstruct it. However, I'm a strong positive chap, and life goes on, and it must. Life deals you these cards, it's how you deal with it that matters.
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2 years
Sad news today that my lovely uncle Andy has passed away, just a few months after my auntie 💔 she suffered with dementia, but now they are back as one 😢
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5 years
Happy Birthday To Me 🍻🥂🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾
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5 years
And 3rd is our little brown girl 😁🐕
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5 years
Mom and her 3 puppies are all bloody great 😁🍾🥂
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5 years
I thought my wife was joking about wanting to go to a Monkees concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face. Now I'm in Geneva.
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3 years
COME ON ARSENAL
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🎗 MOGGY 🎗
6 months
Well, I have to say folks, today is 100 days dry. Not going to pretend it has been easy, it's included a lot of ups and down, tears and laughter. This is just the start,. Have a great day my friends ☕️
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3 years
I've got moobs, pushing 50, not bothered who follows me, don't use politics or religion to gain followers. I'm a cunt, a bell end, but I'm moggy. Take it or fuckin leave it. Bored of crap on here.
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🎗 MOGGY 🎗
5 years
The vagina has over 8000 nerve endings, and it's still not as sensitive as a Tottenham fan.
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5 years
Last night in the pub, a woman looked at my beer belly and asked sarcastically, "Is that Carling or Stella?" I said, "There's a tap underneath it. Try it!"
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4 years
Bojo, I have an idea. Put the vaccine in booze, open the pubs and in 2 days the whole country will be vaccinated. Simple.
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2 years
Dad's home from hospital at long last, that's both parents back now, happy days 😀
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4 years
My dear old dad always said, "As one door closes, another opens." Great man. Terrible cabinet maker.
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1 year
Here we go again, after 6 years, 5 operations, today I'm having my hand/wrist fussed, the last roll of the dice 🎲 #ROH
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4 years
4 years today, we stepped out together, how on this earth she puts up with me I'll never know. Happy Anniversary H 🍾🥂😘😍
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2 years
My mate set me up on a blind date with his friend. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but I should tell you, she's expecting a baby." I felt like a fucking idiot, waiting in a bar, wearing nothing but a nappy.
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1 year
Having a shit time now. And the one fella whom told me it would be OK, ain't with us. He would put his arm round and say "son it'll work out good" I miss my dad every day
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2 years
Nice to be back 😎🌞🍻 UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL #COYG #UTA #ATID
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5 years
Sick to my back teeth with all this mourinho loving... HE'S NOT SPECIAL, HE'S A CUNT.
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7 months
68 Days & Counting #Sober #Proud #Humble
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3 years
I remember a few years ago me and my mate were climbing over the fence at Glastonbury Festival. But unfortunately the fuckin Security collared us and made us go back and watch the rest of Coldplay 😭
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6 years
We have injured soldiers homeless and potless on our streets. What happens, jack shit. That rat Shamina Begun, who fucked off to fight for isis, is after legal aid. WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACEFUL COUNTRY WE LIVE IN. IF IVE PISSED YOU OFF WITH THIS, TOUGH SHIT..
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8 years
Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues, but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world, Night Ya'll, im out!"
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3 years
Good to see The Arsenal's season hasn't even started and "fans" on here are falling out already. Me, well, whoever we sign or sell, I'll be cheering our boys on v Brentford, and every single game we play after. #COYG #Arsenal #UTA #ATID
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2 years
I broke the news on Facebook that I'll be burying my wife on the same day as the Queen's funeral. I received lots of backlash and 100's of hateful comments, in reply... Mostly from my wife.
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4 years
A Beautiful Tribute to a Wonderful Man #RipDave
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3 years
Arsenal Away Days 🍻🍺
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7 years
Just a little poke at those so called "Arsenal Fans" who wanted us to lose today. SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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3 years
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER SOPHIE(LOL) 25YEARS OLD TODAY, LOVE HUGS AND KISSES MY DARLING ❤🎊🥳🥂💣😘
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4 years
A little Greek girl i picked up along the way @soniay1969 😅🤣😂x
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4 years
My mate sent me this, bloody hilarious 😂🤪🤣
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11 months
Well Dad, you would of been 84 today. The rum will flow in your memory 🥃 BZ BIG MAN
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3 years
Teacher: "Use 'URINATE' in a sentence." Jimmy: "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten."
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2 years
1 week on, and I'm still empty 😕 Everywhere I look reminds me of Dad 😰
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3 years
It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty before boys. Girls develop breasts at the age of 13 and boys develop them around the age of 40.
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5 years
Our Little Tessie's First Walk 😍
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3 years
Sick to my back teeth hearing about that twat Djokovic.
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2 years
I'm happy with today, we did what we had to do, 5th is probably where we are. If your not happy with it, tough shit. WE ARE THE ARSENAL
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4 years
First 2 of the year 🍻
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1 year
Me and My Baby ❤️
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4 years
The Chairman of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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8 years
SUPPORT THE ARSENAL, THE TEAM, THE BADGE AND STOP FIGHTING BETWEEN YOURSELVES. ITS ALL ABOUT THE ARSENAL
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5 years
I watched The Irishman for 3 and a half hours today. Absolutely incredible. He’s just finished his 15th pint of Guinness and shit himself at the bar.
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3 years
Do you know what catches my eye. Short people with umbrellas.
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3 years
Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. it was a total disaster. Paddy missed the tube, and Mick came on the bus.
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1 year
Please make the most of your loved ones, believe me, you will miss them when there gone💔
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5 years
Im not going to get involved with The Arsenal Twitter over the summer, or get involved in the in'sor Out specialists. I'm Arsenal through and through, and i'll leave the powers to be to sort it out. #AFC #ATID #UTA #COYG Love & Respect To All.
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7 years
I genuinely thought racism was a thing of the past. It would appear not. Im 45 years old and cant believe people still judge on the colour of skin, religion or beliefs. I live in a multicultural world, and happy to live that life.
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7 years
Can i just say, regardless off that performance today, im gutted, pissed off, even emotional, but im still Arsenal. UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
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2 years
Mate goes in for his first dose of Chemo & Radiotherapy today, you got this Jules #Fuckcancer
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3 years
I've just seen The Nightmare Before Christmas. The Mother-in-Law's taxi has just pulled up outside.
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2 years
So, Today I went to The Chapel Of Rest to see THE BIG MAN, hardest thing, by far, I've had to do in my 50 years on this earth. But I feel better having done it. Funeral tomorrow, another toughie 💔
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2 years
Happy Fathers Day BIG MAN ❤️
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10 years
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2 years
**ARSENAL FANS MELTDOWN INCOMING **
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6 years
Pre Birthday drinks with my little girl 🍻🤗😁
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3 years
Son: Dad, what's dark humour? Me: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap. Son: Dad! I'm blind. Me: Exactly.
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4 years
Happy Fathers Day, and to those whom have lost there Pops. Cheers.
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2 years
I don't actually think I give 2 flying fucks about The FA Cup Final 🤪
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1 year
Heading to Forest Away, little later than expected 🍻 UP THE FUCKIN ARSENAL
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8 years
My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but theres to much history between us.
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7 years
Fannytastic seats today, but the atmosphere when Sanchez came was vile, kicking off everywhere. All i will say is BACK THE FUCKIN ARSENAL
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3 years
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7 months
Happy 80th Birthday Mom ❤️
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5 years
Leicester Away
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1 year
Wembley Bound 🍻😀
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4 years
I bought my wife a beautiful slinky dress. She looks amazing coming down the stairs.
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5 years
So we are the proud grandparents to one little girl, so far 😁😀
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