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Danny Polishchuk

@Dannyjokes

1 year

Check out my most recent standup special 'The International Jew'

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Danny Polishchuk

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9 months

This is the kind of stuff I would do if I was a billionaire

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9 months

Billionaire Peter Thiel bankrolling ‘Olympics on steroids’ event that allows athletes to dope

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We can all agree that if Spotify removes Joe Rogan his listenership will only increase right?

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BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris Goes On The Joe Rogan Podcast

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Elon Musk is Making My Job at Twitter Unsafe!!!

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I have friends from high school who don’t know about the Joe Rogan/Spotify thing, have never heard of Antifa, don’t have Twitter and from time to time I find myself incredibly jealous of that.

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She looks like she’s about to get drafted to the NBA in 1999

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1 year

HAS ANYONE TRIED A COEXIST BUMPER STICKER?!?

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The Part of The Job No One Tells You About: Former Project Veritas Employee Speaks Out

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8 months

These girls are the reason the frozen pizzas are locked up at my local Walgreens

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Higher prices, dangerous products, and closing businesses. These are just some of the impacts Organized Retail Theft has on everyday Americans. Learn what the #FBI does to combat these crimes on the federal level to protect shoppers across the country:

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The fact that it’s so silent is incredible.

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Me trying to raise awareness among black children about computers in The Bronx

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CNN'S Jake Tapper Issues Statement on Viral Exploding Goats Story

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Happy pride month

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Stop Defaming Us - A Message From The ADL

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Forgot how good this was

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The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are In Things

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2 years

The Hunter Biden stuff is pretty wild I’m just glad we live in a country where if this was Trump’s children it would equally be a non-story in the mainstream press.

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Women’s Boxing Right Now

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Calling October 7th "Israel's 9/11" is Confusing

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When the power comes back on in Puerto Rico they are not going to be happy with @TonyHinchcliffe

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1 year

The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are in Things

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3 years

You don’t have to tweet about how you’re still going to wear a mask on a plane. No one cares.

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1 year

Ooof read the room guys

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1 year

NEVER AGAIN 🇮🇱

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2 years

Tennessee Officer Maegan Hall 2022 Body Cam Footage Released

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3 months

Imagine getting sentenced to 3 years in prison for some tweets by this guy

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1 year

Strange hearing people refer to today’s events as ‘Israel’s 9/11’ when I’ve been calling the first one that for years

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4 years

I just finished reading White Fragility and if I understand it correctly I’m supposed to... kill myself?

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2 years

Goodbye Cruel Twitter. Elon You Won.

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"It's Unconstitutional!" - Gavin Newsom Debates Expert Over New California AI Law

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6 years

Is there a scenario where you believe in Santa and also understand the meaning of the word ‘marginal’?

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Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"

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Kamala Harris Reveals Her Bedroom Secrets On Call Her Daddy Podcast

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2 years

I wonder how much less racism there is since the NFL started writing ‘End Racism’ in the end zone.

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The Jew Song by Arab Sandler

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I’m not sure they realize how bad 8.7k views in 3 hours truly is.

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Whoever is advising them needs to be fired

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Whoever is advising them needs to be fired

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Always funny to me that the WNBA treats a pregnancy as an injury

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I’m so disgusted by the Olympics opening ceremony that as a boycott I will only be watching Women’s Beach Volleyball and nothing else!

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This restaurant’s salt and pepper refuse to ever forget

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The Jew Song

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Danny Polishchuk

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2 years

Almost done with the Kanye jokes I promise

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1 year

The art in the NYC subway is unrivalled

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This is why people don’t trust journalism or science

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4 months

Thoughts?

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Danny Polishchuk

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3 years

Took a Covid test on Dec 24. Results came back today. Positive. Good system.

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2 months

The Guy That Researches How Many Jews Are In Things

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I will not rest until 100% of murdered journalists are male!

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The Pill For People Afflicted By Chronic Noticing - (Noticenol)

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Holy shit Parler just banned Jack Dorsey

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Justin Trudeau Makes Shocking Admission on The Colbert Show

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1 year

Never forget

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I Re-Blinded Myself After Finding Out @MrBeast Was Just Using Me

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I can’t wait to tell my great grandchildren about me surviving The Thursday Night Massacre.

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Wait until people find out how freely Puerto Ricans use the n-word.

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All you simps make me sick stop supporting this shit

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Statement From The EPA About The East Palestine, OH Chemical Spill

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Israel’s 9/11

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This is gayer than anything any drag queen has ever done

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3 years

@elonmusk How dare you make people figure stuff out on their own

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2 years

This whole FTX thing is by far the worst way to find out I donated to the Joe Biden campaign

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1 year

Right now my heart goes out to all the people on X affected by the fact Israel didn’t bomb that hospital I can’t imagine what you’re going through right now and what that much disappointment must feel like Praying Israel does bomb a hospital, and soon, so you can save face

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People in the UK get more for tweets lol

Autism Capital 🧩

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🚨 BREAKING: CAROLINE ELLISON OF FTX SENTENCED TO 24 MONTHS

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Danny Polishchuk

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Not trying to sound insensitive but Tony Snell made 52 million dollars am I missing something? How expensive is it to take care of 2 autistic kids? Like do you have to buy full size trains for each one?

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Charles Barkley called for NBA teams to sign Tony Snell so he can earn a 10th year of service in the NBA and qualify for medical benefits for his sons who have both been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. via @NBAonTNT

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Once you realize journalists are in fact merely content creators their behavior makes so much more sense

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I Caught Wind That The Washington Post Was Writing A Hit Piece About Me And My Pizzafest So I Did What I Do. I Went on the Offensive

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Joe Biden not going to be happy when they wake him up tomorrow morning

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Big win for men in turtlenecks deciding what you can read tonight.

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Interesting!

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These gender reveals are getting out of hand

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3 years

Dear President Vladimir Putin...

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8 months

Congrats whites

Peachy Keenan

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Best Picture: All-White Cast Best Supporting Actor: White Guy Best Actor: White Guy Best Actress: White Chick Best Director: White Guy Best Director Short Film: White Guy Best Song: White Chick Heads are gonna roll. #Oscars2024

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Danny Polishchuk

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I Did Comedy At The World Economic Forum And It Did Not Go Well

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Stop tagging me in this biological men don’t sit in a chair like that this isn’t me!

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A new cringe level was unlocked recently.

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What ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer?

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Hamas Thanks The Brave Women of America

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Guy That Doesn't Like Israel or Palestine

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I love how they keep distance for the interview only to hug immediately afterwards😂😂

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Vice is somehow becoming more of a parody of themselves.

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I REALLY REALLY do not think Harris supporters will take a loss in November well

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I can’t believe the guy that did blackface 20 times accidentally invited an actual nazi to parliament

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One of my fav sketches of 2023. Noticenol: The Pill For People Affected By Chronic Noticing

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Danny Polishchuk

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11 months

Possibly the funniest outcome

End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

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BREAKING: The kid Deadspin smeared over false blackface and racism accusations is actually Native American His grandfather is Raul Armenta, part of the Chumash tribe and a member of the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians I hope Holden Armenta sues them all into oblivion. I hope

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