Gonna take a twitter break starting a Sunday, October 13th! Might dip in to promote a thing every now and then. Call me beep me if you wanna reach me. If you don’t know how to call me beep me, well, see ya! Be good humans, make love more possible whenever possible, and bathe!
No one has had a bigger glow up in the last 10 years than cauliflower. It went from being ashy broccoli to being the Mystique of vegetables, always coming at you with a new shape. You want rice? Mashed potatoes? Pasta? Cheese? A man? Low cost housing? Make it from cauliflower.
Victoria Monet is 34, 4 projects deep, a mom, a grown woman and just won best new artist. Listen to that speech she gave. Don’t stop believing in yourself. Don’t stop watering your dreams.
A Korean actor mispronouncing white names and presenting a deaf actor with an award as he accepts in ASL is an amazing moment for language in a country where we think spoken English is a global standard.
Nobody:
Beyoncé: When I found out what my cousin Man-Man used to be doing on them corners, I knew I wanted to bring his vision to the world. My new vegan weed, BeyLoud, is paired with essential oils to….
We not gonna “We Are The World” outta genocide, you fuckwad. Free Palestine and hold Israel responsible for their crimes against humanity point blank period.
My boo’s bff posted this summery of what’s really going on in Minneapolis and it’s so clear. This is what it’s like. Bump what the media or the mayor or the governor is saying.
It is safer to be a white man who just killed multiple people than it is to be a Black person in a traffic stop and if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about how abundant, unflinching, and grounded racism is in this awful country, I don’t know what to tell you.
The journalists, the poets, the babies, the women, the men, the trees, everyone. The genocide must end. Israel must end the genocide and apartheid of Palestinians.
Andrea Jenkins, vice president of Minneapolis City Council, says George Floyd and Officer Chauvin worked at restaurant near Third Precinct.
"They were coworkers for a very long time."
My thoughts on the Olympics:
Women’s events: wow, so strong and powerful, such grace and force in god’s most wonderful creations.
Men’s events: hot, hot, ugly hot, medium ugly, hot, hot as fuck, could get me pregnant twice in one year, hot, hot…
The owner of Cup Foods posted this and THIS IS IT FOLKS. Wrecked me. This is accountability, this is change, this is the narrative that we must make the elected officials and media bend to, that it is the police and white supremacy that we want out of our city.
Man I fucking love museums. You get to go see ART! You get to move around and be quiet or have a little hushed talk with your museum buddy. You get to have a little seat. Your feet might hurt a little after, but you get to go home with IDEAS! I got a new lecture idea today.
Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet. Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet. Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet. Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet. Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet. Your trauma isn’t what makes you a poet.
Finally had a reason to text both my parents at the same time (back story: I am the child of a brief cuffing season fling) and I can’t stop laughing at “Hi Al” and “Hi Barbara” Lololololol
Someone at Parkwood shoulda called Kelis. Pharrell and Chad deserve a mighty ass whooping for how they played her. It’s that simple. I’m glad Beyoncé credited her so she’ll get a coin, but I think what Kelis is asking for us simple: respect, consideration, & maybe a lil revenge.
Dear POC,
We are going to see
#CrazyRichAsians
and we are going to see it a few times. This is about to open the doors for more asian stories to be told on US screens and we will make it a hit.
Sincerely,
Toni Morrison came down and lived a mighty life. I’m sad her family and the world has lost her. Glad she gets to return home. May we live and write in ways that honor her love for us, her demand that the world see black people wholly, her rigor, her genius, her play, her legacy.
Finally broke down thinking about the Colorado Springs. That story about the parents, how much hope and love they had for their son. What madness to live in a country, a world that moves on, that finds reason and normalcy in such vile, intentional and yet random killing.
@quintabrunson
Quinta, move out the way I’m talking to Janine now.
Janine, this is your 2nd chance to get some rapper peen and this one has a job. Let’s plan.
Fam, New York just like... flirts with you? I don’t ever think about moving here until I’m here and then it’s like “Don’t you wanna pay $2000 a month to live on a bench?” and my dumb ass be like “maybe so.”
We need an update. Has Lizzy come off that pencil? Where are Lizzy’s caretakers? Who is the teacher? Does this angel have her pink perfect attendance pencil? What is Canada’s response?
My name is Danez. Been poz since 2014. My meds, without the manufacturer’s coupon I got, cost bout 1.3K for 30 pills. Giliead is the devil. Insurance is the big devil. Y’all still don’t know what undetectable means. Some of you prep girls are stigma all stars. Happy
#WorldAIDSDay
I think real love is someone you like doing the regular shit with. I just cried a little cause I was having such a good time & so at peace just cleaning up the room with my boo. We went to the movies and I love him. Went to the gym and missed him while he swam.
Cause we need to know: who cooked, who did the body, did they look like they self, did the lady who be carryin on carry on, did that one negro with the nerve have the nerve to show up, was Johnny there, what folks have on, can you bring us a plate, etc, etc
If seeing that young, powerful, brilliant young Black woman up there reading that poem - standing in the middle of all that pressure plus history of what this nation done to us and still asked us to perform well - made you feel anything besides love/grace for her, quit poetry.
So are men who get vasectomies in GA gonna get life in jail? Are condoms legal or are they weapons against the unborn? Is the pull out method punishable? Is oral sex attempted murder? Is jacking off assault and battery?