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Lead betting analyst @NBCSports - Fantasy Football Happy Hour w/ @ConnorJRogers @MatthewBerryTMR . Rio, Remi and Ella's Dad. Marcus Smart fan.

Joined July 2010
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Jay Croucher
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What a gift, the biggest collect, to be a Girl Dad x3. I am sorry Ella that your favourite memory of us is me taking you to Brooklyn Nets games but we have 50-60 years to rectify. Happy Father’s Day
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3 years
Swap Jimmy Garoppolo for any other starting QB in his division and the Niners are the best team in football.
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2 years
The OROY and DROY both play for the New York Jets.
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2 years
Sauce Gardner is now PFF’s #1 highest graded cornerback in the NFL.
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8 years
Stan Van Gundy deserves to be coach of the year. For coaching a team starting Ish Smith at point guard to a winning record + saying this.
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2 years
Breece Hall (+275) and Sauce Gardner (+300) are now the clear betting favorites for OROY and DROY.
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2 years
Adley Rutschman is now beating Julio Rodriguez in fWAR (despite playing 32 less games) and OPS. He is already the best catcher in baseball. This is your AL ROY.
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2 years
No Chargers +4 bettor can say a bad word about Justin Herbert for the rest of their life after what he just did for you.
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2 years
Manny Machado should be NL MVP. Same fWAR as Paul Goldschmidt (7.0). Second most valuable hitter on the Padres has been Jake Cronenworth (3.7). Second most valuable hitter on the Cardinals has been… Paul Goldschmidt (behind Arenado at 7.1). Padres are nowhere without Manny.
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2 years
We may never see a two-week masterpiece of Disaster Coaching better than what Brandon Staley just served up. Godfather into Godfather Part II.
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5 months
Embiid blaming the Knicks offensive rebounding on “bad bounces” is simply as good as it gets.
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On Pickett, Dusty, Grimes and the Tigers, their transformation complete, from lovable losers to team that just obliterates everyone now.
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Commanders ML +350 on 4th down. +430 after the made FG. Well done, Ron.
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Puka Nacua is the man
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2 years
My New York Jets are here and to be feared.
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“Right now,” @billbarnwell writes, “depending on how you slice it, the Jets have a credible case as the AFC's third-best team.”
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On McGovern's mark, Ryan's leap, Sheed's kick and the written off Eagles writing their own story.
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11 months
Kids: Baby shark, Mermaid, Monster Sofia: Astronaut Me: Uhh Deron Williams Happy Halloween everyone!
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10 months
If you are making the argument for Georgia to make the playoff, you should be arguing for OSU over Texas, Oregon over Washington, etc. And that is not how this has ever worked.
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2 years
Only rookie to be named to first team All-Pro and first rookie CB in 41 years to make first team. I will spoil the suspense - congratulations Sauce Gardner on winning Defensive Rookie of the Year.
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Questionable choice of song picking the 6th best song on Rush of Blood to the Head, but aside from that all my best and congratulations to @ConnorJRogers and his lovely new bride Kristin. Connor is one of the best human beings you will have the pleasure of meeting, truly a 10/10
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2 years
The 5000/1 prop of Joe Burrow being compared to Clyde Drexler on the broadcast cashes.
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2 years
Vikings-Bills spread has dropped from Bills -7.5 to -5.5 in the past 24 hours. The market thinks there is a high chance that Josh Allen is not playing.
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Great to see Baker Mayfield dominate yesterday (QB2 for the week so far, behind Josh Allen). Fantastic dude. Here’s a photo of me, Baker and @MatthewBerryTMR from radio row in Vegas earlier this year.
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3 years
@SethPartnow Bam is DPOY. Gobert won missing 26 games in 2018 - Bam missing 25 should not disqualify him.
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Francisco Lindor making MVP plays in the field to win games while Shohei is in the dugout on defense wondering whether to put Bengals -7.5 in his 5-legger.
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This play specifically -- ranging in and throwing someone out on the run -- is one Francisco Lindor is so, so good at. Part of his MVP case hinges on his ability to do stuff like this (in important moments, no less).
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10 months
Georgia’s argument to make the playoff is that they’re one of the 4 best teams. Betting market is as good a gauge as any of who the best teams are, given the liquidity. Market rates the 4 best teams as: Michigan, Ohio State, Georgia and Bama (or Oregon).
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4 months
World’s biggest proponent of diet soda: @MatthewBerryTMR and his vastly better half.
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10 months
If Brock Purdy’s name was Joe Burrow or Aaron Rodgers or Josh Allen, with these same numbers and performances he’d be the runaway MVP favorite.
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Good for Baker Mayfield. One of the nicest dudes I’ve interviewed. Here is a photo of me and Baker with @MatthewBerryTMR cropped out.
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4 months
Tonight - 2-year old: falls asleep instantly 3-year old: falls asleep instantly 6-year old: on verge of falling asleep instantly, then looks at me and asks “why do people die after they get old?” Like losing a no-hitter by giving up a 460-foot home run with 2 outs in the 9th.
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9 months
I will go to my grave thinking the Vikings make the playoffs and possibly even win the division if they'd just stuck with Josh Dobbs the whole time.
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6 months
So the current party line is… Ippei was shrewd enough to somehow secure $4.5 million in credit while on an interpreter’s salary and then subsequently defraud Shohei of that money, yet stupid enough to think that Shohei would just never ever find out about his global news story
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8 months
Texted @MatthewBerryTMR on air the precise amount I lost on Damar Hamlin 🥲🥲🥲🥲
@NBCSportsBet
NBC Sports Bet
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When your friend shows you the losing betslip. 😂
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Kamala speaks with the same passionate frustration I did last year trying to convince people that Brock Purdy was elite
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@tawlshaun Davante crushed him.
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10 months
TJ Watt’s head gets eviscerated by Zeke’s knee, takes smelling salts on the sideline, needs a tinted visor to come back in the game. Definitely no concussion symptoms though until after the game. Meanwhile Derek Carr has been concussed twice in three games and will play Sunday.
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2 years
3 starting QBs, 5-0 with Mr Irrelevant, 9-game winning streak, sitting in the 2-seed in the NFC. Kyle Shanahan is the Coach of the Year.
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10 months
Christmas Night Brock Purdy v Lamar Jackson for all the MVP marbles
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6 months
Shohei come on mate
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8 months
The level of vitriol towards Damar Hamlin because of some random award is complete madness. I promise everyone it’s OK if the bloke who came back from the dead wins Comeback Player of the Year. He does not deserve to be spat on.
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Kayla
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The fact that Damar sees the bullshit being spewed about his finalist status crushes me. Good on 3 for speaking up for himself. He is absolutely deserving of the award and I don’t think it’s particularly close.
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Who will @MatthewBerryTMR choose as his ride or die this season?! 👀
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Bijan now the third string RB. Kyle Pitts #2 TE. I look forward to the Falcons drafting Caleb Williams next year and having him sit behind Ridder and Heinicke.
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8 months
The more time goes by… the more convinced I am that Interstellar was one of the best films of the past 25 years.
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In the 7 years since Photo #1 we lost the hat but gained 3 children. Happy birthday Sofia ❤️
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10 months
Dolphins opened last night -7.5 at the Jets. Line is now up to -9.5 on the news of Tim Boyle starting. Good for you, Zach.
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10 months
Biggest takeaway so far out of Eagles-Cowboys is that the Niners are going to the Super Bowl
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Jay Croucher
2 years
Your daily Sauce Gardner DROY propaganda: Sauce currently leads the NFL in pass breakups (10, next closest is 7) and among CBs (min 220 snaps) he ranks third in PFF grade (behind only Pat Surtain and Jalen Ramsey). Thank you and have a wonderful afternoon.
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8 months
For those asking why "we". When you have a ticket on a team to win the Super Bowl, you are part of the team, these are the rules. Also I play run defense better than Chase Young.
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My God. Niners been violently outplayed two games in a row and we are going to the Super Bowl baby I love it
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Dan Campbell's aggressiveness on fourth down is surely a massive net positive overall, but going for 2 from the 7 is one of the most clinically insane decisions in recent memory
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Seth Walder
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Our model lightly preferred going for 2 on the first and third Lions attempts. But the WPs on the Lions' second 2-point attempt from the 7-yard line... WP Kick: 44% WP Go for 2: 34%
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Baker Mayfield is the man
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Jay Croucher
2 years
Niners just went 6-0 with Mr Irrelevant. They finish the season on a 10-game winning streak, starting 3 different QBs. 13-4, div champs, 2-seed. Daboll was great, but he won 9 games on a team with a 7.0 win total over/under preseason. Kyle Shanahan is the Coach of the Year.
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We did it.
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NBA Communications
5 months
Minnesota Timberwolves center-forward Naz Reid is the recipient of the John Havlicek Trophy as the 2023-24 Kia NBA Sixth Man of the Year.
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2 years
Jets spread is moving from -4.5 to -5 with Zach Wilson’s benching. Market believes White/Flacco is an upgrade.
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4 months
Happy 2nd birthday to our feisty little Rio. Rio likes pancakes soaked with honey, Paw Patrol, pretending she is a dinosaur, and waking her older sisters up in the morning before they’re ready. She spends every day walking around like she is an actress starring in the movie of
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10 months
Steelers next 4 games are: Arizona, New England, at Indy, Cincy. If they hold on here, they are some chance to be 11-4 and I am pretty sure they are terrible
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Trump was a -130 fav before the debate, he is now a slight, uh, dog
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8 months
As good as Mahomes was - and God he was good - the Chiefs scored one TD in regulation and it was gifted to them on the punt fumble at the SF 16. Chiefs fumbled 5 times and recovered 4, Niners fumbled twice and recovered 0 - there is your ballgame.
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If not now then when
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Schultz: Jaylen Warren (hamstring) could miss next few weeks; status for Week 1 uncertain.
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2 years
Since Brock Purdy came in for Jimmy G: 13 TDs/4 INTs 109.4 Passer Rating 68.3 Completion % 1308 Passing Yards 6-0 I'm sorry but that's better than 1100 receiving yards or 1000 rushing yards. Purdy is the Offensive Rookie of the Year #OROY
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9 months
If Flacco gets more Comeback Player of the Year votes than Baker Mayfield it will be the biggest travesty since Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan. He has been this guy all along.
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8 months
This morning Dalton Kincaid told me a Kangaroo once kicked the shit out of him and now I’m at the Sphere watching U2, what a great day in Las Vegas
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Decent chance Justin Jefferson ends the season as WR1, TJ Hockenson ends as TE1, and the Vikings go 7-10.
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10 months
Please trade Justin Herbert to the Falcons and Brandon Staley to the NHL
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9 months
Browns finished today down 9 of their Week 1 starters. Franchise QB, franchise RB, both starting tackles, both starting safeties, all done for the year among others. 10-5, beat SF with PJ Walker, won in BAL. FOUR QBs. Kevin Stefanski has to be Coach of the Year favorite now.
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Couldn’t be happier for the Nuggets and their fans and everyone around the team. After this series I am confident that Nikola Jokic is pretty good.
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2 years
Spread moved from Seahawks -1.5 to Jets -2.5 on the Mike White news. This is where Zach Wilson is at right now - Mike White is a 4-point upgrade.
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7 months
10:45-13:35 is uplifting stuff, much like Remember the Titans and the end of Good Will Hunting. Beat the 6MOY drum, King Naz.
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Rob Perez
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1-on-1 with @Timberwolves Center Naz Reid 00:00-01:15: Intro 01:15-06:40: JellyFam 06:40-10:45: Undrafted to 3YR/$42M 10:45-13:35: 6th Man Campaign 13:35-15:50: Timberwolves Turnaround 15:50-20:00: Twitter Q&A 20:00-21:37: Welcome to the NBA Moment 21:37-27:18: Director's Cut
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2 years
There will be a lot of great memories from Radio Row this week but this stands alone as Tier 1 by itself.
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Chris Simms
2 years
Man down! 😜 @ProFootballTalk
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9 months
Delicately perched. @MatthewBerryTMR worked his evil magic to make Mason Rudolph overthrow a wide open Diontae TD by about 50 yards. Stickmen not done yet, there is great heart and fight in our sticks. Give me 7 touchdowns Travis Etienne.
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2 years
The moment I knew that the Knicks were winning this game and Immanuel Quickley had Sixth Man of the Year locked up. (My daughter is not dead. She fell asleep at halftime and I just now had to carry her from the Garden to Grand Central via the 3 and S trains) #6MOY
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If the second debate is on NBC, I am putting my hand up to be moderator. I am ready. I will ensure all the hard topics are covered: immigration, tariffs, Lindor v Ohtani, the Giants O-Line sucking for a decade, and why Americans on the road never use their indicators.
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Vikings are 4-0 without Justin Jefferson, three different QBs, miracle win in Atlanta, sitting in a playoff spot currently after starting 0-3… Kevin O’Connell deserves to be Coach of the Year favorite #SKOL
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Alec Lewis
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Unbelievable. Josh Dobbs said that Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell was essentially translating calls and mapping out plays mid-huddle, as the play clock was ticking down. KOC called Dobbs’ ability to handle it all one of the most impressive things he’d seen in his career.
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Wife out today, I am the captain now. My team:
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Brock Purdy v Dallas: 17/24 252 Passing Yards 4 TD 0 INT 144.4 Passer Rating 42-10 Win Brock Purdy v Philadelphia: 19/27 314 Passing Yards 4 TD 0 INT 148.8 Passer Rating 42-19 Win
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2 years
That’s the first MLS match I’ve ever watched start to finish and apparently it is the greatest competition on earth.
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Aaron Rodgers aka Usain Bolt in Beijing gets it done 🙏
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@croucherJD best bet of Rodgers over 1.5 rushing hitting within 45 seconds was comically fast
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Have never seen a quarterback get more screwed by his teammates than Mahomes has tonight.
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3 years
Colts line v Vegas goes from -7.5 to -2.5 at @PointsBetUSA with Wentz out. We are treating Sam Ehlinger as the worst quarterback in the NFL.
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“Girls shall we watch Wolves-Suns Game 1, apparently KD can’t guard KAT in the post? No? Paw Patrol for the 6000th time instead? OK”
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Game 2. LFG Boston.
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2 years
Swap these quarterbacks and the Jets might win the Super Bowl.
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2 years
After today Kyle Shanahan deserves to be Coach of the Year favorite. 4-0 with the last pick of the draft, beating four playoff contenders. 11-4 despite 3 different starting QBs, and now on an 8-game winning streak. 2 more wins and it’s his award.
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Trump just drifted from -123 to -114 in the market to win the election after he brought up the pets
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2 years
Immanuel Quickley’s case for Sixth Man of the Year #6MOY is pretty simple - he is (by far) the most deserving candidate. There are four key reasons why: -Impact on winning -Defense -Workload/availability -Importance to team #IQ6MOY in detail (thread):
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I've seen enough and am ready for the Saints-Chargers Super Bowl
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My 6 year old just asked me what if mice started setting traps for humans. I told her let’s just get a good start out of Luis Gil tonight in Seattle and we’ll worry about the mice with ideas of revolution in the morning.
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Najee Harris you are EVERYTHING
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Not sure what is more confusing - how my team (the Stickmen, in honor of Easton) is so bad, or how it made it to round 2 of the playoffs. Either way, be afraid @MatthewBerryTMR .
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2 years
Tough matchup for Trevor Lawrence this week... BUT, if he plays well and beats the Eagles, there is a real chance he becomes a top 4 favorite for MVP. +3000 right now on @BetMGM . Sounds crazy, but "T-Law" has been excellent, and he and the Jags have significant upside.
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Matthew Berry
2 years
I’m a believer in Trevor Lawrence for the season and for his career. Just not this week. Via #FFHappyHour @peacock @NBCSEdgeFB @croucherJD @NBCSEdgeFB
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Everyone gleefully dunking on me over this - Hamlin closed -500. No regrets. Dealing in probabilities not certainties here. If you told me Flacco got 13 first place votes out of 50 I’d have said he’s close to 0%. Sometimes that is how Le Cookie crumbles.
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Jay Croucher
9 months
Talked Comeback Player of the Year with @whale_capper on Bet the Edge today and why (in our opinion) Damar Hamlin being -140 is insane (i.e. he should be much more heavily favored). + why Baker is the main threat over Flacco.
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Life is so much better, happier, I can be a better father to my daughters, because in every league I drafted CMC I also reached for Jordan Mason.
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Jay Croucher
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Me, @ConnorJRogers and @MatthewBerryTMR at Churchill Downs!! Fantasy Football Happy Hour coming up live at noon on @peacock
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Thought the Coach of the Year market might be done - it is not. Based on everything coming out, think Demeco Ryans (+800) is a significant chance to win COY if he beats Indy. My fairs for this market: Stefanski -350 Ryans +350 (Steichen and the field 0% chance, in my opinion)
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1 year
Checking in on the aftermath of the MVP race. Giannis - worst series loss in NBA history, looked completely terrified against an 8-seed Embiid - 5/18 in Game 7, 15 pts and -28 Jokic - 8-3 record, 31/13/10 on 55% FG, 48% from 3, God is his direct report Happy Mother’s Day!
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Jay Croucher
10 months
Very grim state of affairs that waking up to a successful waiver claim for Easton Stick has materially lifted the mood.
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OH MU GOD NAZ
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10 months
Jets line down from +6.5 against Houston to +4 today. Welcome back Zach Wilson.
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9 months
I have tried to convince my 5, 3 and 1 year old daughters that they adore Radiohead and Oasis but they continue to insist on Imagine Dragons at all times. 6 days into the New Year and it is already all over.
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