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Here for light banter and to argue with idiots. Liverpool fan. Hodgson Survivor. TV Drama and Movie fan. IIBA CBAP certified Business Analyst. Foodie KamadoeJoe

29 Acacia Road, England
Joined June 2012
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Oh hi 👋, how's Lavia & Caicedo 🤭
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Chelsea didn’t just force Liverpool to buy an unknown player but they made them buy the counterfeit Enzo. A 30 year old below average Endo. It’s funny 😂
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Liverpool currently on 86 points… Man United have won the PL title on less points than that SEVEN times before. Oil money has changed the playing field.
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Chelsea join Man City in not being able to sell tickets
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Spurs finally have a real Cock for the badge 😂
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Reality of How Forest fans Liverpool's vs see Liverpool's Winner Winner
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After what Klopp has done for Liverpool we could finish 10th this, season and I'd still love the guy. But we won't as he's a class manager and will continue to improve the team and identify the right solutions and take us forwards. A few bad games and some have short memories.
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You need to get laid Tom but please God wear a condom.
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Looking back on @Lfc teams of old, who can name the year and all players?
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Rival fans pick their favourite excuse to convince themselves why #Liverpool keep winning trophies in order to help stop the bedwetting.
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Caicedo just tried to swap shirts with Endo and got snubbed
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Cat getting bummed for sneaking in through a dog flap 😂😂😂😂
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BREAKING: @Lfc agree €31million fee with @OL for Nabil Fekir. He's here now in the back of my cab on the way to Melwood. Totally legit. #Fekir
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Ok Seedy Eye
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LFC that’s all folks
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If we win the Quadruple then the Klopp statue will be built. If Everton also get relegated we'll chuck in a Rafa one too 😂
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Ben White determined to focus on qualifying for UCL after FA Cup humbling.
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Name the match and the score..
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#BBC are hiking the #TVLicence again. It's time to take a stand. It's not the public's responsibility to forcefully fund the @BBC . Channels should be optional just like others we have to pay for.
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I'm sure I recognise these two 👀
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"If LFC win the Premier League I'll get my cock out" @JamesPearceLFC 👀😂
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A nurse's 9 year old daughter left this outside her house for her mum to see when she got home from hospital. She mixed up the O & E 🙈😂😂
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Coutinho signing for Everton
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Klopp is under Mourinho's skin big time 😂. Mourinho back to his childish and bitter old self.
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Couple travel over 4,000 miles to visit Wakey Wines for a case of Prime, only to leave empty handed after agreeing to monitor the price. #wakeywines
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If there were any doubt that Financial Fair Play is now dead 😂
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Instead of donating to that ridiculous FSG OUT fundraiser to fly another plane over Anfield, if you've got flexible funds to donate away then donate to a genuine charity like local foodbanks.
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It's my birthday today and my girlfriend arranged for this message from @Roy_Evo 😂😍 #YNWA
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Build the statue 😂😂 #MUNLIV
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Guy is advertising himself to the Premier League
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Dutch referee banned for life for celebrating title with team. during the game he gave the losing side 3 red cards and added on 15 minutes of added time after which the winning goal was finally scored. after that he sang a song on stage and held up the trophy. [ @VI_nl ]
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Bitter Voiders making the hard choice today 😂
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Sprained my ankle again everyone
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Liverpool Maternity Hospital this afternoon..
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Give Nat Phillips a new contract. He's got a new family to support 😂
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Scientists reveal 2020 plans to mass clone world's first perfect man
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Okay, just an Asian man singing #MyCorona 🙈 wtf 😳😂
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3 points for #LFC who go top of the league. @JamesPearceEcho be hitting the disco like..
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New addition to the family. Meet Sammy the Cocker Spaniel 😍
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He'd get more people turn up at an Ed Sheeran lookalike gig
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Jamie Vardy ready to prove he's still got what it takes to be a success in the Premier League at 37.
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Liverpool boss Jürgen Klopp would be willing to sell Mohamed Salah if it meant signing Lille forward Nicolas Pépé. (Source: Le10 Sport)
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Napoleon Bonapearce. @JamesPearceLFC #Pearcecult
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King Charles chasing Prince Andrew's Christmas Present
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New to Twitter and a massive LFC fan ever since they won the Champions League. Follow me. Not Top Reds though 👀
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Any truth in this transfer @JamesPearceLFC ? Some people pouring cold water over it.
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Talks brewing between LFC and 17 year old German prodigy Maxwell Haus in £21million deal. Source: @TheFirmBL
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United fans when they realise they didn't win a trophy by beating Liverpool and won't even qualify for the Champions League
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When things have been #Taken too far for @JamesPearceEcho ..
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Rio Ferdinand is a bellend and obsessed with Liverpool
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Raheem Sterling runs like he's carrying an egg & spoon
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Everton fans wondering about how to commence operation De-couple: Don't watch every single Liverpool game. Don't tweet 90+% about Liverpool Don't consume yourself with embarrassing conspiracy theories about why Liverpool are winning.
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"If you can't handle LFC at their worst, you sure don't deserve them at their best" James Pearce-Monroe @JamesPearceLFC
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Happy birthday to Walt my border collie. 6 today 😍🎁🎉
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If Man City or Chelsea'a recruitment strategies were that good they wouldn't keep needing to buy players in the same positions every window.
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@x_owner24 👆 Today's unanimous winner of spot the bellend
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If you're not #KloppIn you're not Liverpool.
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BREAKING: Manchester United sign #Cavani on free transfer. #DeadlineDay #EdinsonCavani
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Talks brewing between LFC and 17 year old German prodigy Maxwell Haus in £21million deal. Source: @TheFirmBL
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"I’m here to bless, not to impress." @JamesPearceLFC #Lfc
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Was going to be my submission for photo of the year, but then..
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If you're a Liverpool fan and are still having a massive cry wank about us not buying some super star for £100mil, just let it all out today and tomorrow just start supporting the team as there's nothing left to be said.
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Went Weird Science on my computer and asked for the ultimate LFC babe. Fed in lots of pics and data as she's got to know her stuff. Here are the top two. Which one you having, left or right? 👀.
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Nat Phillips stepped up from the reserves, fulfilled the job asked of him and yet some so called fans still abuse him on twitter because they're nervous FSG won't sign a multi million £ centre back and they think John Henry reads their tweets 🤷🤦
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Gentle reminder that @Lfc 's worst season in the last 3 years was finishing 3rd and challenged for the title twice, winning one and missing out by 1 point in the other. We don't have a rebuilding job because our best players want to stay.
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How the appearances of women have changed from 1960 to today.
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@YNWAlfcnews_ Majority of Liverpool fans would say Diouf
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Abraham Lincoln-Pearce ( @JamesPearceLFC ) #Pearcecult
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Just unfollowed all the bellends that liked this post. Seriously who follows little virgins like this?!!
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Today I gained a hundred pervy followers and lost about 50 who have no sense of humour 😂
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Got to hand it to them and just shows that form is temporary 😂👏
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The amount of people desperate to sell Nat Phillips is bizarre. If the guy wants to stay as a squad player he's proven he can be relied upon and is regularly fit and available to play.
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1. A random man on Twitter implied that I'm unattractive 2. I have new followers 3. It's Friday So here's this.
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Every generation has a literary genius. The only source for @LFC news on #Twitter , James Shakespearce of @LivEchoLFC @JamesPearceEcho @LivEchonews
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@_mufctom Last time United made the final you were 8 😂
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Why are Arsenal and Spurs fans complaining about the VAR decisions over this Xmas period? I thought they don't want improvements to officiating games, just to accept apologies and move on.
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All those complaining about @JHenderson potentially winning POTY.. When @nglkante won it for Chelsea with 1 goal and 1 assist was he technically the most gifted player in the league? No. Was he a pivitol driving force behind Chelsea's title win? Absolutely.
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More coming out from that Conte interview... "They told me I was going to get a £60million sensational Brazilian striker. Then Richarlison walked through the door. It was then I knew we were fucked, and he's been even more shit than expected."
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#Messi unveiled to the French media. #PSG 💰💰
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People who have the cheek telling you to fucking pack it in on your own posts. I tweet what I want, don't like it, fuck off ya wet wipe. #SorryNotSorry 🖕
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BREAKING: Man who does nothing for a living will now officially do nothing for a living
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Good game for a legends game and love how #Gerrard bagged the winner with the crowd willing him on. Big praise though to @DanielAgger for making time for the young fans. #LFCLegends #LFC @LFC #ACMilan
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@FizzAgain @kanobiipaths He watches Manga porn and never leaves his bedroom. Obvious virgin.
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Barbecue Salt & Pepper Wings, with @TheSmokeyCarter dry rub. Smash or Pass?
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Breaking: LFC Twitter fans have activated a £65million release clause in #AlissonBecker 's contract
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The replies to this show why FT are so disliked on this platform and why there should be a minimum age. So disrespecful and no idea what it means to support @lfc or the people of Liverpool.
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Never forgotten
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Manchester is Blue? Manchester is Red?. Manchester is shit 💩
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Leave Klopp to do his job and you focus on losing your virginity
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@TrustyTransfers Omit Salah from your list as it makes Sterling look better and doesn't fit your agenda.
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Nobody loves a sleepover like #RichardKeys
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