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@Bob
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7 years
"Security"
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7 years
Those who refuse to use a password manager are the vaccine-deniers of the tech world.
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8 years
This is slowly turning into a real life game of Civ
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@Bob
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6 years
@delaneytarr Y'all should just start carrying borderline inappropriate things in your bags: pill bottles filled with candy, European novels with tantalizing covers, etc
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7 years
Amazing. Rick Astley and Foo Fighters perform Never Gonna Give You Up to the tune of Teen Spirit
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@Bob
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18 years
Watching the world cup in a pub in santa cruz. Go argentina!
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@Bob
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9 years
For the record: I do not believe the world is flat. Please stop @ replying me. You're looking for @bobatl
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@Bob
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3 years
Middle out 😏
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@Bob
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7 years
The older I get, the more skeptical I become... and I'm unsure what to think about that
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7 years
It would seem Amazon thinks I'm running a grow-house. My top picks are charcoal filters, fans, and fertilizer 🤔
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2 years
@kateconger “In the Slack message that announced the breach, the person also said Uber drivers should receive higher pay.”, damn straight buddy ✊
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12 years
I really hope this is the next version of OS X http://t.co/y1dxbejY
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4 years
Now that thanksgiving has passed I can officially say: Bah! Humbug!
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@Bob
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18 years
Yesterday was kind of weird. I hope today is a little less dramatic.
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@Bob
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4 years
Scroll, like, scroll, like, scroll, like...
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@Bob
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4 years
Fuck
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@Bob
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13 years
Two guys get stuck in the DFW airport. Hijinks ensue. This will be the last time anyone has this much fun in an airport. http://t.co/yKMeTbT
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@Bob
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7 years
@bobatl Thanks for the mention. The earth is a sphere.
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@Bob
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3 years
I signed up for Twitter 15 years ago today. I still think it’s a fad
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@Bob
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4 years
I’m not stress eating! You’re stress eating!
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@Bob
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11 years
I make the best configuration changes. http://t.co/PRnFvCRRAB
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11 years
Today's Doge Value http://t.co/wnYzwUs4Kx
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@Bob
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18 years
just setting up my twttr
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@Bob
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11 years
Some designer didn't think this one all the way through... http://t.co/lcRkzzb6D8
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@Bob
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4 years
Moving day
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@Bob
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8 years
Trump Bird
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@Bob
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4 years
Just saw some guy mobbing down Polk on a 2-stroke motorized bicycle with two live ducks in the front basket. Thanks for keeping San Francisco weird Duck Guy.
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@Bob
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12 years
The next person that submits a request for a retina MacBook is getting a pentium II laptop with Microsoft Bob.
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@Bob
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9 years
OH on the streets around @dreamforce : Suit #1 Is the internet of things over there? Suit# 2 Yeah, I want to see that too.
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@Bob
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10 years
. @TheAtlantic just Brittrolled all of it's readers http://t.co/Fm2xGnnw5h The Twitter old timers will get this, sorry everyone else.
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@Bob
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4 years
This is quite the awkward time to be a sweatier than average person with a stoner's cough.
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@Bob
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5 months
I was *just* about ready to start (almost kinda) trusting package managers
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@Bob
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2 years
I’m not impressed, Ford has had a Fusion for years
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8 years
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@Bob
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3 years
The antivaxxers have moved on from drinking livestock dewormer to fucking PESTICIDES! I… just… WHAT⁉️
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2 years
This makes me the sad
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@Bob
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3 years
One year
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@Bob
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2 years
That was a good one #earthquake
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@Bob
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7 years
@GlytchTech Right? "Job's done boss!" 😄
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@Bob
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3 years
FUCK YES
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@Bob
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3 years
I used to think turning 40 meant that I was getting old. Turns out it’s owning and using a shoe horn that’s the true indicator of senescence
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@Bob
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9 years
Today is my first day with @fastly as an IT Systems Administrator. I'm really impressed with the team and company!
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@Bob
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3 years
Just got my first dose of the covid vaccine!
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@Bob
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10 years
A 52800 mAh battery pack. Why? Because I might need to charge my phone 27 times http://t.co/BP74g59POa
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8 years
Muchacho, drool machine #dogsoffastly @ryan505
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@Bob
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5 months
A lot of things that are a big deal right now aren’t going to matter much in < 8-10 years
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Why worry about global debt when this is happening in AI?!
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2 years
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9 months
You're wrong. Like, just in general.
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5 years
I met a pig.
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9 years
Just when I thought I was out, it pulls me back in #jira
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2 years
Published 110 years ago today
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@Bob
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3 years
All this shrinkflation is getting out of hand. Drumsticks are significantly smaller. I had to eat 5 to get sick to my stomach when it used to only take 3
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4 years
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3 years
The view from my new place ain’t half bad #oakland #montclair
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5 years
🤔
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@Bob
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7 years
@fs0c131y @Viss @TwitterSupport @Twitter Agreed. It's ridiculous that they let it get this bad. They don't want to hurt their precious "monthly active users" metric.
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11 years
Fav all the things.
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@Bob
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5 years
Behold my @AmosGoldbaum Candlestick t-shirt and be envious.
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@Bob
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6 years
Trump's idea for a Space Force isn't such a bad idea. It might be the only way we can counter Russia's new doomsday ICBMs.
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3 years
Just saw @jmhodges on @ktvu news
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@Bob
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2 years
Felt that one! #earthquake
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@Bob
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8 years
It's 2016 and monitors still come with CDs
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7 years
Excited for my first day at @faunadb !
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8 years
Upgrading to Windows 10 was a mistake
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@Bob
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3 years
Correction: they’re drinking HERBICIDE now! Glyphosate (Roundup) specifically
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10 years
I think I'm going to buy all those survival supplies I added to my amazon wish list today.
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7 years
Lots of cheap GPUs on Craigslist right now. It's a great time to upgrade!
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3 years
Just got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine! Now I’m off to Whole Foods to pick up the many fine Microsoft products I purchased from Amazon 🎮💻
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7 years
@brianrbarone This is big move 140 was a choice based on the SMS character limit. Proud of how the team has solved a problem while maintaining our essence
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@Bob
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2 years
Don’t Tesla my Twitter 😤
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11 years
Just finished building my new clothing rack. http://t.co/FjZV9di2Nl
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3 years
Drone shows > fireworks
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12 years
OH: Kids these days will never know the joy of jamming a PB&J sandwich into a VCR.
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3 years
My vaccine-sore arm has joined forces with my old man back problems to form a spasmy Voltron
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9 years
Sometimes I forget where I put my keys. Today I forgot where I put my car. Feels good to have it "back"
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6 years
At the SPCA hospital with Kepler. Poor little guy is sick, vomited up blood twice today. He was pretty scared when we arrived here. At least he’s sleeping now while I wait for an estimate for tests.
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@Bob
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13 years
My new desktop wallpaper: http://t.co/vXrd6TgS
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7 years
Went to the ER with strep, picked up norovirus while I was there. 2018 I hate you already
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10 years
After nearly 5 years I am once again licensed to drive. #imamotorist http://t.co/PaV1XVM5Dw
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10 years
Happy America Day! http://t.co/53a181a9aD
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11 years
The new Civilization expansion will be released in a few hours. Goodbye friends and sunlight, I'll see you next week!
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2 years
Patreon done fucked up
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13 years
A Basset Hound running in slow motion. http://t.co/yYqdJ8k Thanks Internet!
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7 years
The latest Samsung Note commercials are so unrealistic. Everyone knows millennials can’t write cursive
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10 years
Yay everyone is awake now! #earthquake
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2 years
Gen Z should bring back cod pieces
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3 years
Please let this just be a weird summer cold and not covid. I can’t go through that again
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16 years
I want Sir David Attenborough to follow me around and narrate my day to day activities.
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3 years
AirPods Pro are garbage
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14 years
First full day as a Twitter IT Admin tomorrow. Task #1 : undermine new CEO, consolidate power.
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9 years
I've never liked your tweets
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8 years
tfw when your iPhone is taking waay too long to update... and you're oncall #ishouldhavethoughtthisthroughmore
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11 years
2014 and ticketmaster still sucks.
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3 years
It’s crazy to hear Coyotes at night in San Francisco. My cats get a little freaked out by it, poor little guys
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11 years
The new SSID has been chosen. Take that 'Wu-Tang LAN' http://t.co/hIxlm5Adpw
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2 years
The perks of a living in a top floor apartment without AC in SF 🥵
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10 years
@kudeki ಠ_ಠ turn off your phone in the theater
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