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Billy Kirkwood Comedian

@Billykirkwood

4 years

Hey Excuse the open post, but it better to get this done now. Long story short Dad suddenly passed yesterday. I am shaken, but I am fine Getting back to folk in a few days with stuff - the show much go on :) I dunno {insert random dick joke here} Love Billy X

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@Billykirkwood

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One of the things of being the father of an Autistic child is when they get into something you go ALL IN! Right now we’re all about Sam & Max. So I made this. And so you would Cause your fucking amazing at being a parent Don’t be so hard on yourself Night

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

💓 @LionheartUK @AyrshireColl

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

“It’s just a dog” Found 13 years ago abandoned tied up outside a Tesco. He’d been left there for 5 hours. A constant companion, defender against loneliness, adventurer & protector of my wee family. We don’t deserve dogs Go see the Cats Indy, they’ll have missed you. x

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

Damn it we need the @trentseven / @Tyler_Bate Cop Show NOW!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

So before all this “Christmas is cancelled” pish starts. Just remember this, you ARE still having a Christmas ain’t yeah. Lots of people don’t get to...EVER never did nor every Will. There’s a pandemic on...now eat a mince pie, stay safe, Fuck up & Merry Christmas. Love Billy x

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Wish we’d talked more. Night Pal x

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Nearly died again BAD Blow out on motorway. Locking wheelnut split (twats at the garage put em on too tight & yes I can change a tyre) Saved by a polish guy & Gav the singing AA man. Still made my gig...not dead. I am Billy Kirkwood...I am Fucking indestructible Night

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

...Wa....What?!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

#MeAt20

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

1st Scottish born WWE Champ 1st major football tournament in 22 years... Holy Shit is 2020 ACTUALLY Scotland’s best year for sport?!?!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

For a man of words the last few days I have been empty. Sickened and horrified by suffering within the pro wrestling industry. To those #SpeakingOut your power and courage is incredible, humbling. I am so so sorry you’ve had to go through these waking nightmares. 1/3...

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

Suicide prevention hotline numbers United Kingdom 116 123 United States 1-800-273-8255 Canada 1 800 456 4566 Ireland 116 123 Philippines 2919 Australia 131 114 On average 3000 people die from suicide every day #WorldSuicidePreventionDay

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@Billykirkwood

5 years

Get used to the sight of this....IT’S OUR 1966!!!!!

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@InsaneChampWres

5 years

HE DID IT! @DMcIntyreWWE just made history by becoming the FIRST-EVER Scottish @WWE Champion! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #WrestleMania

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

With all the love of Ayrshire tonight @DMcIntyreWWE ...bring it hame big yin! #WrestleMania

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Look at that. No more pissing around. Scotland can now have a #Wrestlemania

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Bought a Mega Drive just to play a game from 1993 (92 kinda).....I regret nothing!

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

So sad to hear the passing of Sean Lock. Simply one of the greats - the man was a master! a student with he haw cash, I bought his sitcom on DVD 15 stories high and haven’t stopped watching it since. Light years ahead!! Was their a funnier Panel show Panelist? Nope.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

David Marshall could officially Pump anyone in Scotland now......especially YOU!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Big Cena out...still granting wishes.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

I see lots of intelligent, wonderfully composed, well structured and succinctly put together posts in regard to “Wearing a Mask” issue but let me add my own. If you don’t wear a mask your a Cunt. Thank you

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Morning

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Yassss Free Pencil!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Stop saying “Well Now we’re out of Lockdown” Lockdown has just been lessened slightly it’s continuing. So please just stay safe you utter fucking Dicks! love Billy x

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

I look forward to representing scotland at Eurovision next year.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Life on home holiday so far has been incredibly exciting. Today we’re wallpapering....these dicks have been useless.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Right #savescottishcomedy retweets appreciated.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Pubs, restaurants, Cafes, Gyms, Cinemas, Professional space & dare I suggestion eventually clubs and performance venues all have people employed to ensure Trace & Trace, Social distancing, Hygiene, Hand satanising is all done. That cow Sandra’s house doesn’t. We gots this.

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@Billykirkwood

5 years

Thank you @DMcIntyreWWE x #WrestleMania

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Tonight I do my first stand up gig, in front of actual people in nearly 5 months. Not even 8am and I’m already day dreaming about it. #savescottishcomedy

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

30 minutes on the phone discussing my Will for my kids. And the lawyer is refusing my demands to put my corpse up like a scarecrow in the middle of a roundabout and the crotch cut out my jeans pointing to paisley....it almost like he’s no respect for the dead at all.

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Scottish people on holiday.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

First @InsaneChampWres in two years this weekend and that can mean only one new...NEW KILT DAY!

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@Billykirkwood

8 months

The new commentary squad for @InsaneChampWres Please welcome our boy @RyanStevenF2 Making his debut calling tonight's Square go with me LIVE on @FiteTV We go live tonight 7.30pm!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

I have 11k followers on here. Please read the below letter with regards #savescottishcomedy ...just look at those names. if just a 10th of you shared it, it would be huge as time is running out and fight keeps going. They say they “are listening” so let’s make them REALLY HEAR US!

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@ArtsComedic

4 years

Our open letter to @CreativeScots and Creative Industries of @scotgov to ask for immediate support to #savescottishcomedy

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Hey, When this COVID thing is out the way....America and Scotland should go to the Pub for a night out.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

All the best for 2020 folks, stay safe....See you Tommorow.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Just a reminder... Go do something fun & take your mind off all this pish. Listen to some music, dance, play some videos games, stroke your dog, hi five your kids, txt your pal something daft, have a drink..anything. The world will be here when you get back pal.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

We all need this video.

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@Star5eed

4 years

I've watched this 342 times

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

When realise your Baby look like Tosh from The Bill.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Without a hint of Irony. I fucking loved Meat Loaf. Gutted. Thanks big man.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

To my colleagues within all Industries I work in, if you ever need a help, I am ever the outsider, and it’d be my honour. Trust me. I have the words now. 4/4 (sorry this so long) #SpeakingOut

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Im gonna Tell kids....this was TAKE THAT!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

MOBBED out there! Driving home from the radio this morning actually Did lockdown finish and I missed it? Hearing similar stories across Scotland. Infection rate & daily deaths are THE SAME folks. please....Stay safe...keep social distancing going, stay at home DON’T BE A DICK!!!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

One of the most talented people in Wrestling today. Heartbreaking.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

One year Every last one of you AN ICON OF SURVIVAL!!! Much love x

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

The cats out the bag, the real reason I’m leaving West FM is cause I heard there’s a big job coming up….gonna be a bastard of a commute.

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

🚨 I’VE BEEN SIGNED! 🚨 Pumped to announce I’m being represented by @BringItOnEvents . I’ve been working with Scott and Jamie for a few years and with some big changes coming pumped to join the team and make some plans together. Cannot wait! Email: Info @bringiton .events

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Here we go folks. 6 years in the making. Last Billy Kirkwood at Breakfast EVER!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Back to my Disneyland!! So bloody lovely being back @StandGlasgow for the final last stream. What a bloody run they’ve had. Hope to see you all back there soon when they can open the doors and get comedy live again. #savescottishcomedy

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Look at that. First Halloween and he’s F**king Buzzing!!

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Me backstage @StandGlasgow with all my pals.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

What a gig in Queens Park tonight!!! Thanks welcoming us back glasgow I missed you xx

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@Billykirkwood

5 years

Go get him @DMcIntyreWWE !! Much love from the homeland, @InsaneChampWres and all wrestling fans worldwide!

WWE on TNT Sports

@wweontnt

5 years

😂😂😂 @Billykirkwood is next to send a special message to @DMcIntyreWWE ... Watch ‘til the end on this one 🤣 #WrestleMania

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Popped up a post earlier about fellow comics being a dick to/about me professionally & personally & me finding out a while back. Here we are in Sept 2020 and I’m very much past it. A lot of performers from all of life put up with it. But keep turning up, that’ll show the cunts!x

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Me trying to fit in on Football chat.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

We need more companies the same shape of the things they sell.

Weird History

@weird_hist

4 years

Headquarters of the India National Fisheries Board.

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Me at commentary with all my pals.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

@DamoMackle Time to unleash the Beast! Heart is with you my friend...my goodness I can what to see what you’ll do next.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Unbelievably sad. A modern day Icon of strength.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

freaky that w/ my #ADHD getting a fair grip the last day or so, it’s actually trending world wide. Found out I had it when I was 21...and my old pal has keeping it interesting for quiet some time. Morning everyone! Just in case YOU “Feel a wee bit ADHD” here is what it IS again

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

They’ll NEVER be another Mean Gene. Hugely sad news.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

McDonald’s workers delight in bringing Apple Pies back to their Menu.

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@wonderofscience

4 years

This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Fringe done for this year Thank you Time to get to work… Bookings open billy @billykirkwoodcomedy .com

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Amanda Holden Reminding me....I’d like #Scotland to get their own representative for Eurovision. That’s the tweet. #Eurovision

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Appearing on a film festival via zoom...the lies of fashion for all to delight in.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Yes I’ve rewatched the CM Punk return about 10 times. Not a millisecond wasted. What a start to the day (also @GarethMutch called it...opening the show!)

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Mania? Cup Final? Super Bowl? Keep the F**kers...WE’VE GOT FEAR & LOATHING! This weekend the 2 year wait is over, The Barras will roar like never before The incredible @InsaneChampWres talents are gonna relight Wrestling YOU TICKET...NOW! ✅

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Hello @WWENetwork you Sexy Mother’s!!! Can’t WAIT for you too see what @InsaneChampWres can do. This Saturday Check the network! #wwe #icw

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Bloody hell it was so much fun being back in the @StandComedyClub for Stand Live. Missed the place and everyone so much, what a laugh the acts were all cracking. Thanks for having me. If you can donate & watch again (till 10am tommorow) #SaveLiveComedy

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Just imagine the mess he’d make of Fingering.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

legit just had enough of the world, Turned off everything and just went & hung out w/ Sproglets & the pricks gave me this. Happy Fathers Day, Maw Day, Guardian Day or which ever poor bastard is looking after weans during this frankly Cunty Time. Onward to a new week. #fathersday

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Billy Kirkwood Comedian

@Billykirkwood

4 years

First draft done of short film script. Shooting first week in Feb (unless I get my taxes done quicker). Got an amazing cast!

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@Billykirkwood

5 years

Try and get some sleep for 30 mins before up for the radio...No chance! That was the Wrestlemania we needed right now. What a job they did thank you @WWE #WrestleMania #scotland

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Have been a huge admirer of Mauro Ranallo’s work for many years. His work in the WWE has been tremendous, his enthusiasm unbounded. I’ve always very much supported his work in and out of the commentary both and look forward to his other projects and platforms when he is ready.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Really looking forward to all the “That’s the clock in my car back to the right time for the first time in 6 months 😂 ” Posts tomorrow morning.... Also Death...I’m also looking forward to Death.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

I don’t know where this came from....but I love you.

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@RickyOrr

4 years

I fucking love the internet...

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

Tonight I opened a wrestling show dressed at Pikachu drinking 7up out a horn.....I don’t want Monday to happen I like this Billy.

Unhappy Mask Man

@UnluckyFate48

6 years

@Billykirkwood Kirkachu we choose you

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Can’t wait. Returning to @StandGlasgow tonight...It’s my “Edge at the Royal Rumble” moment.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

I’ve been off social media (My goodness how did you all survive right?) for the last week or so due to my dads passing. But jumping back on, not only for the usual poor filthy chat, but also to support a couple causes close to my heart. In short I’m sick of 2020’s shit!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

It’s World Book Day He wants to go to school dressed as a Minecraft Character You get Minecraft books He looks great F**k you!

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Don’t go check why Ric Flair is trending... SEE...I bloody warned you.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Just see this jumping about social media. ICW in Times Square. IC-Dub in New York baby. Very proud of the weans. Great to see them in get exposure like this @InsaneChampWres

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

I sat at ringside & watched the transformation , the reinvention of @DMcIntyreWWE but now he has evolved into something beyond incredible!

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

Have a great Sunday folks. Today cheer yourself up, go old school Kids in the Hall and CRUSH HEADS!

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@Billykirkwood

9 months

All the best for 2024 you sexy bastards!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Horrible horrible to hear about cineworld maybe closing. Yet another one of the joys of my life the cinema experience punched in the dick. 2020 has taken Comedy gigs & wrestling, I’m just waiting for it to come round and go through my fridge.

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Now THAT is long term storytelling!!

Scotland National Team

@ScotlandNT

4 years

EURO 2020? NOW it’s a party. Let’s make next summer unforgettable. #NoScotlandNoParty

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

Found a pal to come to @InsaneChampWres with me today

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Friendly pointer for wrestlers cutting online video promo. Either buy a decent mic or learn to project that voice - don’t shout - but PROJECT. So we can all hear those wonderful words of yours, in a clear and engaging manner. The contents good, but we need to hear you to care.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

This is the most calming thing I've ever seen.

Bless your heart ✌🏾

@Juliansaidwhat

3 years

I want what they have

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

So sad to hear the passing of a another great. Last time I gigged with Lynn Ruth Miller was on zoom, had hoped to catch her over the fringe. 87 and could run rings round the alot of us. Way smash that gig in great beyond!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Right NOW we’ve got even more motivation to get this virus to f**k. Stay safe Wash your hands Wear a mask Keep your distance... See you at the Euro’s!

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@Billykirkwood

6 years

#WorldMentalHealthDay2018

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@Billykirkwood

2 years

Me at the Fringe with all my pals.

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@Billykirkwood

3 years

All this Blockbuster Video chat in the last few days...but if you were working class in Scotland...AZAD VIDEO was the Da!!

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Funniest thing I’ve seen this week!!

Darren Dutton

@Darren_Dutton

4 years

Is it just me or did Matt Hancock sign off like an 80s tv quiz show host in today's briefing?

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@Billykirkwood

4 years

Dying alone, not allowed to say goodbye to their nearest & dearest. While others have been fined and arrested. Ignoring those facts in lieu of your twisted view today let’s me ask you this @BorisJohnson WHY are you SO SCARED of Dominic Cummings? What does he have on you?

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