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South Africa
Joined March 2009
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
2 years
Guys. If someone comes to you at a mall at says they accidentally bumped into you car and they want to show you the damage, say it’s cool insurance will handle it. Apparently It’s a new scam.
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@Anele
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5 years
It is racist. It is sexist. Don’t come here and argue anything else.
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@Anele
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7 days
You want to avoid someone in his own house 🤣
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I muted Elon. He still appears on my TL . What nonsense is this?
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 months
People who can do their own hair are avengers
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3 months
@Anele A friend like my wife , she do hairdresser by herself 😘
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@Anele
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2 years
Dripping out in Georgia
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@Anele
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2 years
The school my father is building in our village. Ncembu kuTsolo. My father attended grade 1 in a hut on the very ground he has built this school on. Some brands I work with have come on board like, LEGO bricks will be doing the Early Childhood Development center for us💕💕💕
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@Anele
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2 years
It happened guys !!! You did this for him !!!! Well done Southaaaa
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@Anele
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4 months
You treat her so well that she marks the territory for you.
@RefilweSeboko
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4 months
Fellas how do you mark your territory when it comes to your woman??
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@Anele
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1 year
We need men to go to war. Y’all have too much time on your hands.
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1 year
Open discussion for gents Would you marry or date a bottle girl 🤔
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@Anele
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3 years
Zulaika says “ face card is a black card “
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@Anele
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3 years
Wedding season is officially open ke guys…
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@Anele
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1 year
This picture is 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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@Anele
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3 years
The sun was shining on us
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@Anele
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1 year
Just touched down in London Town
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@Anele
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3 years
I decided to be cute yesterday. This dress is number one mkhaba hider !!! Mkhaba trafficker
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@Anele
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8 months
Bhoza 👌🏽
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@Anele
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11 months
Face card just manipulated the rand ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@Anele
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11 months
Come to South Africa 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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@Anele
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4 months
You cav Lady May?
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@Anele
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2 years
Straight back bafwethu
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@Anele
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3 years
Cheers to the freakin weekend 😛🥳🍾
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@Anele
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7 months
A blooper 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
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@Anele
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1 year
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Anele
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2 years
It’s time I admit that I am a hopeless romantic because this is damn cute 💕💕💕
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@Anele
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1 year
No more lives. Insert more coins.
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 years
They won’t tell you fairytales of how girls can be dangerous and still win.They will only tell u stories where girls are sweet and kind and reject all sin. I guess to them it’s a terrifying thought,a red riding hood who knew exactly what she was doing when she invited the wild in
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@Anele
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3 years
Find your tribe. Love em hard 👌🏽🏁
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 years
Send money now, MY ENEMIES ARE AFTER ME #TheTinderSwindler #PostLikeSimon
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@Anele
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3 years
Timeless !!!!! Salute you superstar !
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@Anele
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8 months
Till the wheels come off @SizweDhlomo #GRAMMYs2024
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 months
Tell Kris Jenner she has 24 hours to respond 📍
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@Anele
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5 months
Guys. Sithelo is a menace
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@Anele
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2 years
Guess who I am working with today. Their brand colour is red and they are bucket loads of fun… the clue is in the buckets.
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@Anele
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2 years
Guys the oxtail I made yesterday. Hayi leave me alone.
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@Anele
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9 months
Guys!!!! Don Julio just delivered this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Anele
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5 years
We are our Ancestor’s wildest dreams #SiyaKolisi
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@Anele
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2 years
I wore this dress yesterday, I wore it today. I’m probably going to wear it again ngomso.
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@Anele
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4 years
Guys !!!!!! @boity has a perfume !!!! Boity Pink Sapphire and it smells amazing. My colleague says it smells like Satin on the beach !!!! Blown away
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@Anele
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2 years
Send nudes 😌
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
2 years
You’re doing great kid ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
2 years
Alakhe was invited to a wedding and he asked me to be his plus one but please I must remember who was invited, him not me.
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@Anele
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3 years
Ayazizela
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@Anele
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9 months
Proof of life 🥺
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@Anele
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1 year
Picking up a delivery at Nandos ☺️😎
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
2 years
Nca iskin peel emntaneni 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Anele
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4 years
We as South Africans demand the same urgency given to COVID19 by government to be directed to the slaughter of women in South Africa. It is a pandemic and the numbers are even worse. The same power used to ban cigarettes and alcohol will do.
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@Anele
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2 years
I said baby, for date night… please pick me up in a machine… he said, say no more lala.
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@Anele
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2 years
Suited for each other.
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@Anele
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3 years
We dem boys
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@Anele
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4 years
Happy birthday to me !!!!!
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@Anele
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2 years
Burna Boy is on The Daily Show tonight and Alakhe was the welcoming party. What a great interview, Burna Boy had a complaint about Trevor 😂😂😂😂 and he was not wrong shem, make sure @ComedyCentralAF tonight.
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2 years
Of course he will get interviewed at an @f1 race. Of course
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
1 month
Guys. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Our neighbours just dropped this off to say welcome to the neighbourhood and to thank Alakhe for helping them find their cat ❤️❤️❤️ How wholesome man, I’m so moved.
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@Anele
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8 months
Nothing sadder than people who expect bad things because they are to scared to dream. You will always be where you are.
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
5 years
This notion that two parent households are the best to raise children can end. A happy home is the best. Two parents who don’t love each other can ruin a child. Thank you and enjoy your Sunday.
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@Anele
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7 years
I am Winnie Mandela #iamwinniemandela
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@Anele
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5 months
You have to be a little delusional about yourself.
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@Anele
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3 years
Mrs and Mrs !!!! Anisebahle dammit all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@Anele
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3 years
My home office is the one. Tired of working in bed nge headboard wethu
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
5 years
Kanene...
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 years
When you are planning a coup d’etat but you gotta look cute…
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5 years
A captain’s promise made and a captain’s delivered #SiyaKolisi #Springboks
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@Anele
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3 years
Shuuuuuuuuuuudu ❣️👌🏽🧚🏾‍♀️
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@Anele
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3 years
Deeply considering a life of being a housewife, problem is it comes with a husband 😛😛😛
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3 years
Andimhle ngathi ndi thengisa iPONDS !!!!! Morning let's go #AneleandtheClub
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3 years
Cash in transit 😏
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
5 years
Minnie hosting the Mzansi awards, Somizi and Mohale’s wedding on Showmax, Unathi about to be back on radio, Lorna shutting down cooking seminars around the world, Sindi Dlatu acting her damn eyeballs off, Melody hosting daily thetha...y’all are winning and I love to see it !!!!
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2 years
Like a heatawwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrr
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11 months
Weekend ivaliwe
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3 years
Khuza Gogo khuza !!!!
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2 years
It’s official !!!! I will be your host at Miss SA 2022. As always, an honour. So excited to be part of this life changing journey. It’s a fairytale and I get to be part of it. @Official_MissSA
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1 year
Nandipha athi Thabo Bester assaulted her at her birthday last year. Well the law had made it easy for him to not assault you my baby and put him in jail and you took him out. Andazi nam uba uyandiva na?
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@Anele
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3 months
Also… ate and left no crumbs @sithelo_shozi Durban July!!!
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3 years
Iconic !!!!! Queens Queening!!!!
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11 months
I don’t ever want to leave Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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2 years
My Hollywood Bets Durban July fit. Theme: show me the honey.
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5 years
We are our ancestors wildest dreams !!!
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8 months
And just like that South Africa draws first blood!!!!! Well done lady @Tyllaaaaaaa #947GrammyWeekend
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2 years
Alakhe has read 100 books this year !!! What a feat. So proud of him
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2 years
Guys my dad was my guest at Miss SA #MissSA2022
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3 years
Halls of Drip 😍🏁🤗
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3 years
She is not taller than me @tembisa
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3 months
I’ve just arrived 🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾 #AmexTennisTown @Nedbank
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1 year
I am so proud of my dad. On the same ground he attended school in a hut, he has built an Early Childhood Development Center ku Tsolo. Stellar MC work from Zizo Tshwete 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
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9 months
⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@Anele
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2 years
When Stephy snaps on your face 👌🏽👌🏽
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
15 days
People who don’t have kids are allowed to have opinion on parenting.
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What’s your unpopular opinion about PARENTING that will have you like this.
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2 years
Where is the danger ?
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9 months
In the words of Rihanna! Disrespect me!!!!!
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3 years
Will Smith has had enough guys.
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@Anele
Anele Mdoda
3 years
But carry on guys. Carry on like you do.
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9 months
Ran into my dad’s mentor and his wife on my flight!!!! What a legend!!!
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7 years
Guys. South Africans are the funniest people in the world
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5 years
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
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5 months
He will finish it and help take the tent down!!!
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5 months
Being inconsiderate, in a nutshell:
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11 months
By the power vested in this wig… I declare the festive season opened!!!!
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7 years
This is Limpopo guys. South Africa you are a straight up ten !!!
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2 years
Black Americans especially the men always and I mean always talk Alakhe up. The most amazing affirmations. “I see you little man”, “Look at you walking tall, you keep that up” “We see you Mbappe” “ Look at you King” I love it. Everywhere they take time to just show love. ❤️
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5 years
GOAT !!!!!
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