We are very sorry to announce that we are removing catboys from the game. 😭
Unfortunately, they are an invasive species. For the protection of all of our players, male Miqo'te characters will be required to Fantasia before logging into the game after the upcoming hotfix.
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ffxivtwt has flooded my tl with "people who hate dawntrail need to be the center of attention", "you guys don't have reading comprehension" tweets for 7 straight days but by god I have not seen a single spoiler. i consider this a win. way to go guys
So. What's next for our humble adventurer?
#FFXIV
Patch 6.1—Newfound Adventure, arriving April 2022!
Watch the trailer in high resolution on YouTube!
📺
[catching up on post-endwalker]
y'shtola: for our plan to work, we need Technology to run at Location.
urianger: Our Friend must consult Side Character for their assistance.
vrtra: sister......
zero: (in the sexiest voice you've ever heard) so this is the power of friendship
it's crazy how insecure g'raha gets like bestie you're the oldest catboy in existence. you have more allagan knowledge in your brain than we cumulatively have on the planet. you're an all-rounder which makes you like the swiss army knife of people
Introducing a major villian in
#Stormblood
: Zenos yae Galvus! The clap of his asscheeks heralds his arrival upon the battlefield!
Save up to 40% on
#FFXIV
now through April 6!
Steam🛍️
Humble🛍️
estinien: are you a little baby? a little baby dragon who can't fight for shit? a shitty little baby dragon?
dragon: god you can tell nidhogg was in this guy
The only catboy remaining after the hotfix will be Kai-shirr. Other NPCs will be converted to a different race, and G'raha Tia will be removed from the game entirely. Thank you for your understanding.
#EndwalkerSpoilers
"we should spy on the guy who looks at frogs for a living by turning into frogs. i can't see what any of the frogs in here look like btw" - y'shtola before immediately frogifying you
the biggest npc downgrade in ff14 was when those children in ishgard stopped attacking you with snowballs. i don't want your respect. i want you to hit me with snowballs
We're excited to present two
@Xbox
controller designs inspired by the new jobs in
#FFXIV
:
#Dawntrail
!
Create your own pictomancer or viper-themed controller via the Xbox Design Lab!
🎨 Standard (Pictomancer):
⚔️ Elite (Viper):
Many enemies in
#Shadowbringers
are named by what sin they were "forgiven" for!
Battle Forgiven Simp in YoRHa: Dark Apocalypse–from the minds of renowned NieR creators Yosuke Saito and YOKO TARO!
#FFXIV
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and those thieves over there.
do you think thancred's last name is "waters" because his parents gave it to him or because he had to come up with something to get past sharlayan customs and thats what they have in limsa lominsa
[at the eorzean alliance meeting]
kan-e-senna: does the eikon slayer have anything to add
warrior of light: what if you oppressed beast tribes less
raubahn:
alphinaud:
kan-e-senna:
merlwyb: anyways
Join us for Duty Commenced today at 3pm (PT)/6pm (ET)!
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We'll be trying to identify what breed of rat this is. Is it even a rat? What the fuck am I supposed to be looking at here🐀⚔️
i don't know who needs to hear this but i am not the real ffxiv account. sending me pics of your catgirl's big ol dobonhonkeroos isn't an own. in fact it only makes me stronger and more spiteful
✰UNFOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✰
this is super belated but i'm doing a giveaway in contempt of hitting 9k!
✰ winner gets any mogstation items up to $18 dollars
(ex: 1 outfit or several emotes)
✰ rt this tweet to enter
✰ must NOT be following me
✰ ends 12/20
o warrior of light we need your help we're in such a hurry. please i'm begging you accept my que- oh you're a level below the requirement? actually i'd rather die
wow graha it's so cool that you got to fight the 12 gods everybody has worshipped forever. i'm gonna go back to feeding people soup now. like you even care
*at the gridanian memorial service*
kan-e-senna: can we please have a moment of silence to remember the fallen?
everyone: 😔🙏
alisaie: not doing that. cringe
alphinaud: i think this is a good time to talk about Lore actually
warrior of light: woah 👀👅 it's the crystal exarch 😍😍 you think his dick 😳💋 is crystal too? 🤫💅
every single npc: shhhut the fuck up stop saying that shut up
urianger is like "no my friend YOU live in a society. i reside in il mheg where i am harassed by the fae folk but otherwise unfettered by the shackles of man"
lyse: what time is it
thancred: idk pass me that saxophone and ill find out
thancred: [blows saxophone loudly]
yshtola, from across the rising stones: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM
thancred: it’s 2am
[IN MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU]
g'raha: can we get two big macs
me: with no lettuce
g'raha: with n-
me: and no pickle
g'raha: okay. with no-
me: and no tomato
g'raha:
me: and no onion
g'raha: you need to have realistic expectations. we probably... can't save everyone 😔
alisaie, ignoring him: i'm taking ga bu to mcdonalds anyone want anything
thancred: i'm getting dinner what do you want
ryne: complete control over eden and its untold power. the restoration of the empty
thancred: i have like 5 bucks
ryne: ...mcnuggies
statistics show that the human population actually becomes more productive during moogle tome event because of all the things they get done during prae cutscenes
gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in MSQ 🙏 gaia scion era 🙏 gaiaryne on the source 🙏 gaiaryne in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia main character 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 g
New
#FFXIV
Developers’ Blog posted: “Market Board Tips!"
Patch 5.1 brought major changes to crafting and gathering. Take a look at some tips and tricks for putting your items on the market!💰
it's so sad that no shadowbringers trailer will ever top the one where hannibal buress tells tom holland that what matters is the warrior of darkness in his gamer heart
We are happy to have
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back as a GDQ sponsor for
#SGDQ2020
!
Start your free trial and play any job up to level 60 with no time limit! Begin your journey as the Warrior of Light and tell your own
#FINALFANTASY
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alphinaud: hi arenvald my bestie who i love so much
arenvald: hello alphinaud my bff who inspires me every day
everyone watching this conversation: hmm. arenvald is gonna die
hey guys it's alisaie back again for day 14 of pranking people for all saints wake. today i put a fake spider at the foot of ryne's bed. she scooped it up and put it outside