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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

Need to pass these exams so my future wife can run a makeup, florist or baking business that loses 50k a month🥰🥰

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

7 months

My barber is Palestinian and not much older than me. Every 2 weeks when I see him I ask how’s his family doing in Gaza to which he always answers the same way “It’s difficult but alhamdu‘lillah” Today however he broke into tears saying the IOF kidnapped his father nearly 2 months

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

7 months

…ago as they were fleeing the bombs and they don’t know whether he’s alive or killed or being tortured because they haven’t heard from him since but make dua. Palestinians level of Iman is unfathomable. It’s so frustrating that we can’t do more

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

Wtf’s a talking stage? We can talk in the hospital with our newborn kid in my arms

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I gaslight myself into believing we’re 2 rakaats behind in Taraweeh so when we suddenly finish I’m surprised

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

When I decide to check my blindspot just for vibes and there’s actually a car there

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

This girl on campus consistently parks horribly so I took pictures of her car and advertised it on gumtree for a really cheap price. Goodluck with all the phonecalls

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Ya’ll please look at this fool😭😂

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Call me harry potter the way I’ve been communicating with snakes at family gatherings

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

You’re reading all 20 rakaats next to her father. I’m the Imam. We’re not the same

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

Being brown is so great. Need a doctor? I got a cousin. Need a dentist? I got a cousin. Need an accountant? I got a cousin. Need a wife? I got a cousin.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

Call me evil I’m making my kids listen to I think my mum is amazing everytime they disrespect my wife

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

I’m in the bottom 0.5% of listeners to my lecturers

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

“You can’t boycott every single celebrity and organization that supports Israel” Watch me.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

My 7 year old cousin just came back from umrah and said the first dua she made when she touched the kabaah was for me to get a pretty wife so atleast that’s taken care of

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Crazy how they call it a war yet one side consists of 50% starving orphans with no water and no electricity while the other side has battle ships, missiles, free Tesla charges, free therapy and free Mcdonalds

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Brown girls will be scared of dogs but then date one

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Oppressors are losing. What a good day

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Should I send it

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

Personally I don’t see how you could condemn what any of these kids do in 20 years

Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis

@DrLoupis

11 months

You have to be a true psychopath to support this.🇵🇸💔

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Her: Go talk to your other hoes My other hoes:

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I don’t want to be an academic weapon. I just want to sleep

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

“Don’t waste ur Layla tul Qadr dua by making dua for…” stfu it’s a dua not airtime. It doesn’t run out because you used it on the wrong thing

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

And today Nelson’s grandson Mandla Mandela stands firmly against the Apartheid Israeli regime

Anubhav Singh

@lucifer_damned

1 year

. @piersmorgan asked “Where’s the Nelson Mandela figure in Palestine ?” I hope this English potato knows Mandela was designated as a terrorist by Israel even after he had abjured violence. And guess which side was Israel supporting ?! The apartheid regime.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

The Eid’s that bang the hardest are the same ones you get absolutely 0 pics

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

My fathers conversations at the mosque lasts longer than my talking stages

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Thank you for using your extensive first-year pharmacy student knowledge to correct all the sheikhs and mufti’s who studied Islam for years but clearly don’t know better than 19 year old twitter user Yahya who’s learning the periodic table. What would we do without you fr

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I had a whole empire with people making these and other people distributing these for me

Keabetswe🌬

@akreana_

1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

I called my friend last night and he accidentally answered in his sleep. A normal person would hang up but not me. What did I do? I stayed on that call for 2 hours

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

This degree has me so stressed sometimes i’ll just suddenly feel my brain beating

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Ask me if I reached home safely and I’m signing the nikah papers

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

If registration is this difficult how tf am I supposed to survive uni

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Don’t understand how some of ya’ll have 50 talking stages in one year. I get like 1 crush every decade

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

It’s cos there’s less pollution. If you go more into the country you can actually see the Milky Way. This is on a normal iphone camera

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I’m a simple man. I see a tweet supporting Palestine. I like it.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

To all my matrics: If no university accepts you, it’s their loss. You can do better. They didn’t deserve you anyways😴 The fact that 100’s of other people have been inside them already🚩🚩

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

@Feliza201624122 @News24 Load shedding was suspended nationally for Christmas weekend and Easter Feliza. You’d think someone with a forehead as big as megamind would be able to remember that. Just saying

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

If you don’t remember this you’re too young

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

The fact that Russia is doing more for Falasteen than our own muslim countries is appalling

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

1 year

BREAKING: Reports that Russia is preparing a draft UN Security Council resolution for Gaza ceasefire

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Never understood why people posted 6 hour long phone calls on their status until i started paying for my own airtime. Mf spent like R400 airtime in one night. That’s 75 hotwings. That’s 10 happy meals. That’s a whole Nando’s chicken. Flex all you want

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

Can’t wait to tell each aunty I got different results and then sit back and wait for the gossip and fights to start

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

One thing about South Africans we’ll ignore every rule of the road but the moment we see an ambulance we’ll part like the red sea

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Sometimes when I’m texting a girl and she talks to me about love island I copy tweets so it looks like i know what I’m talking about

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

It’s better than drugs Jeremy

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Watching a movie on Netflix is too much of a commitment but watching the same movie in 2 minute clips on tiktok though>>>>

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

How are people on here supporting Israel then complaining about this johannesburg heat? My brother this is just a free trial for you

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I think I deserve one boring peaceful chapter in my storyline now. A character can only develop so much

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

Will Smith when Will Smith when his wife’s name Vs someone is in is in someone’s his wife’s mouth mouth

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

My friend got her medical license revoked for sleeping with her patient. I need a new vet so if anyone knows any lmk?

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

How can some people sit and watch lectures for hours. 5 minutes into a lecture and i’m hungry. 10 minutes into the lecture and I’m thinking about the Ottoman Empire. 15 minutes into the lecture and I’m contemplating calling her

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I’ll like one persons tweet and suddenly every thought they tweet is on my TL

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

The jhb heat must’ve been from Shaytaan cos it disappeared with Ramadhan

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Gonna stay single until i find that ice age squirrel and nut type of relationship

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Come with me to explore the bottom of the Vaal dam for only R25 000 T’s and C’s: Not liable for death, implosions or power failures

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 months

Academically I’m the person who tried to assassinate Trump

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

That last paper syndrome hits hard after the first paper

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Matrics please remember your results don’t determine your success. Only your power in rise of kingdoms does.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

Israeli sources: Trust me bro Palestinian sources:

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

8 months

Cancelled my @virginactiveSA subscription 2 months ago and today I bought my first car cash. Who knew it was that simple

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I’ll have a 30 second conversation with her and my friends will have to hear about it for 3 hours

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

If you ever need me no matter what just call. I probably won’t answer but seeing missed calls makes me feel needed

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

9 months

Only thing that could’ve made South Africa’s case stronger is if Adila said under her breath “guiltypeoplesaywhat” and Israel said “what”

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

You know what hurts more than a breakup? Seeing people who’ve dm’d you getting married. Like I know I didn’t reply but what if I changed my mind now??

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Monopoly go is lowkey a better dating app than Tinder

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

The post matric urge to ignore the fact that we getting results that will literally determine our future just so we can enjoy our holiday

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Academically I’m Plankton trying to get the krabby patty secret formula

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Guys who shave their legs

Terror Alarm

@Terror_Alarm

2 years

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

3 years

Series really just don’t hit as hard when you not writing an exam the next day

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I see new people on campus everyday where do url spawn from

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

If anyone can have you I don’t want you

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Need them to reboot wizards of waverly place cos I already finished the series on tiktok

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

They need to bring wipeout to South Africa cos how hard can it be to jump on those red balloons

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

This aunty who always says “you’re next” to me at weddings got diagnosed with lung cancer this year and I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to say “You’re next” today at her cousin’s funeral

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

I either reply immediately or never again. There’s no in between

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

9 months

I wish I trusted people the way our South African Metro police does. “Hello. How are you? “ “You’re drinking alcohol” “No” “Carrying anything illegal” “No” “Okay have a nice day”

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

@AhmedAmmaara Look at them standing there with their human shields

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

“Our country somehow found a way to beat Morocco” Okay but did you find the way to your car?

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

Went into med school to find a wife but all I got was trauma, constant stress and no free time

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

Every muslim guest on this show hesitantly called Hamas terrorists instead of freedom fighters because they couldn't defend their point in fear of backlash. Except Tate. Was never a big supporter but bro really said it how it is openly

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I found the best honeymoon resort but you have to book years in advance so I made a booking for July 20th 2028. If the time comes and i’m not married the +1 spot will be up for auction

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

If my uber can wait for me to enter the house before he leaves, trust me he can to

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

11 months

This girls last tweet was about how someone else was martyred and now she’s martyred

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

@abdullahmayet_ Dua and zhikr is always the best use of time. Protests garner media attention which is useful in gathering public support especially when people are not educated on the matter. Free mixing occurs everywhere from going to the mall for food to campus. We try our best to keep our..

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

I suck at padel cos everytime they hit the ball in a corner, the Indian in me decides to open up a shop

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Ahmad

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

2 years

How does my mother hear me whisper under my breath but she can’t hear me scream from my room

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Girls out here wishing they were Prime cos then he might actually post you

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@ahmxd_c_

1 year

Knew i was toxic when I’d wait for the last hour of the submission deadline before I started the assignment. That adrenaline rush just makes me feel something inside🥵🥵🥵

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

He’ll post about the earthquake but not you because even he knows the ground’s more stable than your relationship

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

They wouldn’t be banning protests if they weren’t threatened by them

Megatron

@Megatron_ron

1 year

BREAKING: France has banned pro-Palestinian protests.

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

10 months

Imagine people who save up their entire lives to go for Umrah to just be allowed on the green carpet one time for 15 minutes. This new system is insane

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Ahmad

@ahmxd_c_

1 year

It’s always the bitchiest meanest girls that will post quotes about kindness and loving everyone. Calm down Harvey Dent

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@ahmxd_c_