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Creative Writer• Author of Balogun and Eefin

In my head
Joined January 2018
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@adetayo_first
Ade
10 months
@ksdotlewis Lmaooo. The way the man treated her wasn’t HER fault. It was HIS fault. Maybe he has grown, but he’s not treating you right because you’re better than her. He’s treating you right because HE has grown. You sound insufferable.
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@adetayo_first
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@Times_Of_Caleb @sassybernice Na smallie, but you approached her. If she didn’t ask for money, you’ll continue to engage her. Lmaooo, I know what you are.
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@adetayo_first
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7 months
@jiggymaami That is not the craziest part of his tweet. This is:
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@Folashadee__ Thread 8, she says “my darling you’ll have to wait for me to get to the bank and resolve it, I cannot fly dear.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 onigbeseaux
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@_KissAndBlush Or like this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. She was so against bringing this dog. Now she dey use am do aesthetics.
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Tattoo doesn't make her a Hoe. Make up doesn't make her a Hoe. Dyed hair doesn't make her a Hoe. Her piercings doesn't make her a Hoe. #LetHer
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@BrynnSolana @Sirlaks1 @extra_beef_ @dom__dotty This is why you don’t try to explain to them. They know the truth, they just want to be deliberately daft and obtuse.
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@adetayo_first
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9 months
@A1doSanche3 This tweet should have started and ended with “…what do I know?” Because the answer is nothing.
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@Epoch_Chronos @destinymcclain_ You’re the one who displayed immaturity. It’s obvious you’re a child. Grow up.
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@momslilsk8er @Gingey_snap @SenorPats @RippleyRippley @hfreiert @thatsmediva @crazyclipsonly Guess what? If they actually got up to go order food themselves, you won’t have the job, weirdo.
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@Brownsugarsteph @cgreer_greer Poem is intellectual property. Small chops is not. Think with your brain and not to be a savage.
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@YomY0m_ This tweet just speaks more about you and the people you surround yourself with. You’re literally telling on yourself.
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@Postsubman My dear, it’s low self esteem. You get high from the fact that you can “steal” someone’s man. It makes you feel like you’re better than the person. And that’s where you derive your worth from.
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@419kiddd @XoZXo2 Who made you the judge of what’s lame and what’s not?
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@yanjumoney Is it not men like you that held the record before Lata and Hilda (God willing)? Are you not ashamed of yourself?
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@maintishe @the_akinola Point gotten. Being stuck up is not the direct opposite of being extroverted. Some people are generally introverts, if they don’t speak, it’s not because they’re stuck-up.
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@UncleJahmal Ugly? This babe is not ugly please 😭😭😭 don’t add lies to your issue on ground please.
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@adetayo_first
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10 months
@AdenikeRaks Plot twist: You didn’t know all was well with the world because you didn’t have a bicycle/the game all your classmates were talking about. Now that you’re an adult, you realize that you should have enjoyed that time while it was there.
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@Brianna26005938 @_shwabade_ Cause he’s a loser, that’s why.
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@simsimmaaz @soroshelahi @MrAdamBooth @atRachelGilmore @DrewAfualo Like…just stringing words together. Doesn’t even make any sense.
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@instablog9ja I don’t know how people laugh at silly jokes like this
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@Fulani_Tutor When I was getting married, my dad said “If the thing don tire you, Dey come house.” During the wedding, when I was looking tired, he said, “Should we close everything and go home?” That man 😂😂😂😂
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@Harnihe @Postsubman They didn’t sell her to him. The money isn’t too much for traditional wedding if we want to keep it real. But her family fucked up because they know the capability of the man. They should have reduced the money.
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@adetayo_first
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10 months
@MilaTequilla @ksdotlewis Like??? You think you’re special or sumn. Dunking on another woman for a man. Let’s see how far that takes you.
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@ThinklikeTomi @bigheadeddudes But it means he’s a neat man, either way, it’s a win.
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@adetayo_first
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7 months
@Masterpiece5ive @emmanuellazak @thisibi Boring. Try another line. This one is overused.
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@adetayo_first
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@Tugume_Ivann @iamjuneous @grindfacetv Fear women when it’s a man throwing them his child and baby mother from a car in traffic!!! Crazy.
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@RyanShead @nitrofreak1992 @dvulton Checked your profile and saw “husband”. Well deserved.
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@Itseme__ What fuckery is this? The baby was clearly uncomfortable with what he was doing!! My God!!!
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@yankohBoy Tell your Pastor he won’t go to heaven too for judging others.
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@dollar_techbro @NaijaFlyingDr @uzowuruvic You lost. Go lay down. Good boy.
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@TheLocal_Man @demigodgeous You do know that female soldiers go to war, right? Educate yourselves, y’all.
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@Atren_ @preetyani The time you are wasting here to give advise on how somebody should live her life, take online courses on English Language or download Duolingo and learn English because Sultan of Abuja suppose sabi speak English oo bros.
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@abike1999 When I was getting married, my dad said “If the thing don tire you, Dey come house.” During the wedding, when I was looking tired, he said, “Should we close everything and go home?” That man 😂😂😂😂
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@mazpa_md This thing no hard. Everyone has a right to do what’s best for their kids. When you have yours, you can send him or her to school anywhere and teach them whatever you want.
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@hajovonta @Lindsay_Givens @svershbow You’re being very stressful right now. Cut it out, kid.
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@Thetaiwo69 @whotmaan No one said she wasn’t.
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@csirnedu @splufikdjspeaky @SubDeliveryZone Hustle ooo, so you won't be scared to call your in- laws cause of billing.
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@iampaulmario You are telling on yourself
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@Adamzg2 @march_rios_ Pele. Hope you can also see where you are going?
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@tweetsbyASAKEEH It’s not good to wear trousers to church, but it’s good to swear and use profanities on the internet. Welcome to Christianity 2023.
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@Papichulo_hun @veeiye Do you think like this everyday, or just on special occasions?
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@perfectskones @Uncle2Triplets “They don’t have an immediate future to think about...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you people never seem to amaze me on this app with your careless capping. I wonder what type of girls you’ve been meeting.
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@PJamadi @loistruly Her cloths are not as cheap as your mentality though.
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Call me old fashioned, call me a slave to the other gender, but I think we are beginning to forget our core values as women all because we want to be equal to the men. Do the right thing in your marriage and the man would know for a fact that you aren't his equal.
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@adetayo_first
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9 months
@Virgo_dnd @Oma_GuGu I know you’re crying behind all this. Please take some time off and heal 😭😭😭😭
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@adetayo_first
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@XsandrraX @Times_Of_Caleb @sassybernice Yes Nau. Why didn’t he go date his age mate? Agbaya
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@Ammarclx @aziz_haloo I mean!!!! He actually came back. 😭😭😭
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@Oh_Katie_Babie @n0ahphobic @uhdohr @AstasiaWill Katie, log off right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This one kills me every time 😂😂😂
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@TheAjibolaGrey
ODINAKA. El Toro.
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Those WhatsApp stories that look like they’ve been screenshot a million times and now unclear are always funny as hell. Nothing funnier in this life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@adetayo_first
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@realtinuke @shole_009 @blaq_Chyld420 No o. It’s not his child. It’s “that” child. Lmaoo. Very foolish person.
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@adetayo_first
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@RahDope @dora90z Empathy isn’t the same as sympathy.
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@EruditeBeing The day came…I’m sure you’ve been dreaming about this for a very long time. Layi is so generous for this gift. You can print it out and paste it on your wall. More wins.
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@mmryammi Dear Dad, even if you can not make expensive gestures like this because of money, I appreciate all the things within your capacity that you could do and have done. I will make it and bless you with so much money. I love you.
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@Harckhan @Inifola2 @dammiedammie35 He brought his food business to Twitter, you went to chuk your long neck into his relationship. Abi where did you see him mention girlfriend in the above tweet? Gboromideleru. You can’t fathom dt someone has a girlfriend and is ordering food? Local man. Turn your own to slave na
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@toolzbabe @minesam_ This isn’t your forte because it’s not about coitus. So we understand.
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@419kiddd @XoZXo2 Of course you have a right to agree and disagree, but you’re sounding condescending and calling him lame. You might not like his display of love, but how does that make him lame? Like you’re any better.
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@Xstaticat @thetullyswon The rapists and abusers you’re pandering too.
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@Vikky4_ @Paula_Gambz Are you really Abba’s daughter? You’re not representing your father o.
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@51Yemite @instablog9ja What lesson should be learnt here? She was found dead in her room. So we should not sleep in our rooms again?
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@Feyisparkles Y’all are so mean on this app and it’s really terrible. Corrections should be made with love, not with intent to put the other person down. And you cannot provoke someone and dictate how they react. There is Mo Abudu, and there’s Toyin Abraham, two different and successful women
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@meetdaconnect13 @_KingTeddyy Y’all need a whole college course on consent. I don’t know if you’re acting dense on purpose, or you just don’t know.
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Just because you didn't sleep with him on the first night or even in the first four months doesn't mean it's going to work or that he is going to value you a lot better. This relationship thing has no formula.
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@Kendulite @zynnnie You people have issue with everything. Didn’t you read that it’s her money? Ahan.
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@adetayo_first
Ade
9 months
@Mi_Ra_Cle001 @cuppymusic So indirectly telling us you can’t decipher contextual clues and probably need to return to primary one.
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@adetayo_first
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9 months
@bkareem052 @Oluchisxn Even if you take the man out of the trenches, you can never take the trenches out of the man. She’s suddenly a hookup girl because she doesn’t agree with you. Not only are you entitled, you’re also sick in the head.
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@psalmyloren @fribone @Oistien_VanMowo @bumblebees_ng Even he admitted he worded it wrongly, so what’s your own?
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@adetayo_first
Ade
10 months
@Davedeen_ @Tugume_Ivann @iamjuneous @grindfacetv So that justifies throwing a baby out in traffic? Because you’re not the father? You can’t wait to get them to safety before letting them go? Amazing.
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@LaceVine @ibukunmi_ @Naija_PR When you marry, do as you like. Leave this man alone.
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@ThaRealBello @IAmOluwanimilo Shocked and dumb apparently. Olodo.
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Before you laugh at someone who got pregnant out of wedlock, make sure you are fertile!!!
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@chiorrama @Osagiemerry Fatal finishing. 😂😂😂😂he’s an agba iya
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@Gurd2B @Mo__dupsy @MrOdanz Still hurting. Peace be unto your soul. 🔥
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@adetayo_first
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9 months
@kingpeteru1 @Marknit0 Until it’s someone close to you, you people will not use sense.
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@adetayo_first
Ade
8 months
@LutherVixA @O_tegaa @officialEFCC There’s no lighter note in this case. What’s light about it?
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@AltcoinFalcon @mideogunyemi You’re obviously not alright in the head.
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@Ms_Mkhwebane @kikimasibi Read the room ma’am.
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@Ovo_himsef449 You’re not doing this because you care about Aunty Esther, you just put up this girl’s pictures because it’s trending and you want to get your likes and retweets. Banger boy oshi.
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@Beef1013 @meetdaconnect13 @_KingTeddyy So there’s no need for consent if you’re in a relationship?
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@AishatBusayomi She can cook. She can sing. She can dress. She can break records. Someone please stop this babe 😭😭😭😭
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@oyinkansolaaXO No, boo. No one was saying you shouldn’t. You should cook for your husband because you love him and care, not because he thinks it’s your job and he shouldn’t be caught dead doing it.
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@PeterPentecost @eketiette @grace_bimbo Confess, you were missing her 😂😂😂😂
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@xoxo_labii @fuoco___ Chill, she was just saying. Nobody asked for your opinion too, but you gave it. See? It’s Twitter. Everybody will be all up in everybody’s business. That’s the way it works b.
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@adetayo_first
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@Bluntfranceez @Buezhy @YemzyA @iamSwaga22 They don’t have a point. Must he marry someone that’s selling tomatoes? You people will jump through hoops to support nonsense.
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@Mzwayne007 The energy you use to type this long thing, you’d have used it to condemn the tweet. If we decide to condemn when it’s our turn, that’s how we chose to react to it. Your own priority different.
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@iamDo2dtun “If you haven’t lived it….” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 On top Barbie??
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@AimHigher201 @Enioluwa_ It’s hygiene. Should you be dirty just because you’re a guy?
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@JadiahMurray @MissKilahMarie That’s all you got to say bruh, we got you.
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@tolumakanaki @Broda_yen Rest. You are acting like a five year old kid whose candy got stolen. Talking about real man. Rest abeg.
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@EVheeky @DemonLomoLatile @Psycho_Ebube The armpit hair is not a flaw.
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@adetayo_first
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@pierrefleury_ @NtMihlali @MapuleMaake2 Because then she’ll have to admit to herself that she’s an embarrassment, and she cannot have that.
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