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Josh Cincinnati

@acityinohio

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6 months
god-level low latency into US-East-2 though
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John Pompliano
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Amazon building a data center right behind homes in Virginia. If you’re going to buy a home next to an empty lot, make sure to do thorough due diligence.
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My cover letter for the @amazon blockchain job. 🤞 🚀
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@EricHolthaus This is the most absurd, worst take I’ve ever seen, and I’ve visited Twitter dot com every day for the last eight years.
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ETH friends: congrats on this. seriously.
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2 years
an algorithmic stablecoin enforced by a standing army
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4 years
At the risk of angering everyone, I fixed @PayPal 's cryptocurrency descriptions. You're welcome all.
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3 years
The year is 2030. Chinese citizens use VPNs to access the global web, American citizens use VPNs to access global finance. VPN companies constitute 70% of the S&P 500 by market cap.
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My friend just tried to mint an NFT for an inside work joke and so far it's cost him $90, nothing has happened, and his debit cards are now locked. This is the future of finance and art.
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The IRS is about to invade every bank account with more than $600 in it, violating our privacy en masse for the most specious excuses. Guess what they can’t surveil? You guessed it: tungsten cubes.
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Ethena Labs
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Excited to announce that Ethena has onboarded BTC as a backing asset to USDe This is a crucial unlock which will enable USDe to scale significantly from the current $2bn supply
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the good news about inflation: soon everyone will be an accredited investor
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4 years
Imagine running a hedge fund without a counter-memetics department
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Josh Cincinnati
2 years
Thank you Senator Elizabeth Warren for sacrificing the real economy to catalyze the crypto supercycle
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3 years
instead of minting the coin why doesn’t the Treasury Department claim there’s a Rai Stone at the bottom of ocean worth one trillion dollars
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2 years
The US supposedly had a net increase of 528,000 jobs in July, but I took a look at the raw data and it's just 8,250 pages of this
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Josh Cincinnati
3 years
Attention: Fragile Taleb unwilling to admit he got Razzle Khazzled.
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Josh Cincinnati
5 years
I just lost all the documents I've ever owned. My hard drive got corrupted somehow and my password is no longer valid. So now not only is my computer worthless to me; it's got no value to anyone else either. I knew technology was a bad idea, I just never realized it was this bad!
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Josh Cincinnati
3 years
40,493 Kia Sedonas were sold in the US in 2007. Today there are likely half still on the road, with more being burned every day — making the 2007 Kia Sedona the hardest money the world has ever seen. Few understand this.
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Josh Cincinnati
4 years
I finally got GPT-3 access and wow
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Josh Cincinnati
3 years
Funnily enough I say the exact same thing about Coca-Cola
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*Walter Bloomberg
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MUNGER SAYS 'OF COURSE I HATE THE BITCOIN SUCCESS,' AND THAT 'THE WHOLE DEVELOPMENT IS DISGUSTING AND CONTRARY TO THE INTERESTS OF CIVILIZATION'
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@kateconger I got this message too. Apparently "Cincinnati" is now cancelled. (oh and I used to work at Lyft 🤷‍♂️)
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Joe Weisenthal
1 year
Incredibly historic moment. The actual President of the United Stares saying the words minting the coin. Must watch.
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1 year
I just burned $400 to tell you
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3 years
why am I listening to Tom Brady talk about crypto the difference between my knowledge of this field and his is the difference between his skill at football and mine why am I doing this
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3 years
which way western man
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3 years
just faxed this to Princeton
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Josh Cincinnati
6 years
Speaking as a Jew who loves cryptocurrency, who views it as a bulwark against fascism and a road toward asymmetric protection against hostile, mob-ruled governments of all shapes and sizes, allow me say on behalf of all my people: wat
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Nouriel Roubini
6 years
Ideology of crypto is right wing white supremacist "black helicopters" paranoia & conspiracy about centralized evil governments, central banks, banks, jews, corporations, trusted institutions that need to be destroyed &replaced by libertarian decentralization. Fascist at core!
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You really want to understand hidden inflation? This was a regular sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in 1763.
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1 year
one thing I've noticed in crypto is people often accidentally use the term "game theory" when they mean "fraud"
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Wow bold move from Facebook on the Globalcoin logo
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Josh Cincinnati
6 years
turns out cryptotwitter is illegal
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A Crime a Day
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18 USC §2385 makes it a federal crime to get a group of people together to encourage the forcible destruction of the government.
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Today proves we’re living in a real dog eth dog world
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3 years
Elon’s bullshit is finally priced in
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5 years
Now that the stock market pauses every 15 minutes it's starting to look disturbingly blockchain-like.
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2 years
“Your screen time was up 613% last week, for an average of 23 hours and 57 minutes a day.”
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2 years
few understand that Satoshi's original vision was building a financial system that could bankrupt Tom Brady
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6 years
My ideal phone: - 5 inch grayscale e-ink screen - Physical keyboard - Locally stored maps, Wikipedia, epub books, synced on WiFi - Text based browser, email, secure chat, CLI - Light client BTC/ZEC wallets connecting to my own nodes - Absolutely zero phone functionality
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3 years
@nntaleb have fun staying fragile
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2 years
Proof of Reserves but it’s just a dozen exchanges passing the same $400mm between eachother when it’s time for a snapshot
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2 years
ah yes crypto is to blame for ::checks notes:: banks piling into mortgage backed securities because of an artificially low interest rate environment then getting absolutely wrecked when the Fed jacks rates
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6 years
The most successful people I know: 1) Recognize the thin veneer of reality masking the deep Unknown 2) Siphon the dreams of the unawakened 3) Fill Themselves with the inconceivable Horror of the Old Ones 4) 🐙 5) Oh God they aren't people, they're Cthulhu, Ancient and Terrible
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Josh Cincinnati
3 years
So I'm obviously biased, but I continue to be impressed by @MinaProtocol 's phenomenal ecosystem. From code to community, the developers and contributors have set an absurdly high bar — one that's only going to get higher with #zkApps . Congrats all!
@MinaProtocol
Mina Protocol (httpz) 🪶
3 years
Let’s BUIDL, #MinaCommunity .👷 The Mina Ecosystem has raised $92 Million dollars in a raise led by @FTX_Official and Three Arrows Capital to bolster the growth of developers in the community. Read more here ➡️
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dump everything. web3 was a mistake. good game everyone.
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I pay my debts when they are due. That’s why today, I requested a credit line increase after my income has been steadily decreasing for the last decade.
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President Biden
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The United States pays its debts when they are due. That’s why today, I signed a bill to fast-track the process to raise our debt limit.
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4 years
Seems like the real bitcoin ETF will be the S&P 500.
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Josh Cincinnati
6 years
You can simultaneously believe: - Grin/Beam/MW is super cool - So are many other privacy approaches in cryptocurrency (Zcash, Monero, etc.) - ...but not others (Dash, Verge, etc) - Bitcoin will remain a dominant SoV cryptocurrency (and once Lightning matures, an awesome MoE too)
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Jump On Brink Of Second Bailout
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7 years
I'm joining @ZcashFoundation full time in a few weeks as Executive Director and I couldn't be more excited. Fungibility and privacy tech is at the bleeding edge of cryptocurrency and @zcashco engineers and community members are doing amazing work...
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1 year
3 months into using the vision pro, and my wife gets even madder at me when she realizes i never turn off the "keep wife smiling" reality augmentation filter during an argument
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@brucefenton @sassal0x given her propensity for self-hosting infrastructure (email servers etc) she clearly understands the importance of self-sovereignty
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Finally, regulatory clarity.
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3 years
cryptotwitter watches congress is my favorite subgenre on this site
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3 years
wait how is she able to block everyone if they’re all offline
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4 years
I'm leaving the Foundation (in very good hands!). As I've done my best to lead the organization transparently, I want to be honest about why I'm leaving.
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@ZcashFoundation
Zcash Foundation 🛡️
4 years
After three incredible years, we bid our inaugural Executive Director @acityinohio farewell. You can expect ZF activities to continue uninterrupted as the board guides the organization while they search for a replacement. Thanks for everything Josh!
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1 year
People privately transacting and trading is normal. The government being convinced otherwise is a failure of governance, not of the people whose normal rights it is failing to protect.
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Josh Cincinnati
4 years
Deciding how to spend my limited free time is tough, but rigorously evaluating my options can help.
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3 years
excited for the day a person simultaneously joins as Researcher at a16z and Paradigm using 2 anon accounts
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4 years
2022: The Fed moved quickly today to shore up GameStop's balance sheet after CDOs backed by Zelda Breath of the Wild 2 pre-orders suddenly collapsed, causing an unprecedented, cascading effect in derivative markets and threatening to bankrupt dozens of key financial institutions.
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@zhusu Wait so philosopher Zhu Su’s previous business "3AC" was literally looking at lenders’ blind spots to then steal money from them?
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3 years
WELLS FARGO HAS OPENED 11 SEPARATE BITCOIN ACCOUNTS IN YOUR NAME AND YOU DON’T EVEN BANK THERE
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FXHedge
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WELLS FARGO HAS REGISTERED A PRIVATE BITCOIN FUND: COINDESK
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Crypto National Convention
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#Breaking Wu-Tang Clan album secured.
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coins are plummeting after the Department of Justice decided that finding the discrete logarithm of a random elliptic curve element with respect to a publicly known base point was — for today, and today only — feasible
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“The bitcoins…they don’t just fall out of a merkle tree” ::LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY::
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Bitcoin Magazine
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JUST IN: #Bitcoin 2024 Conference CEO David Bailey is in talks with Kamala Harris campaign for her to speak at the event. "They’re making up their minds today." 👀
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looking to sell 10,000 tungsten cubes, barely used
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I’m 15 followers away from 10k so let’s just engagement-hack it and call it a day. BITCOIN DEFI METAVERSE CREATOR ECONOMY DELTA CODE IS PROTECTED SPEECH HERE’S A PICTURE OF MY NEWBORN SON
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2 years
here's a thought: a CEX that only specializes in on-chain fiat on- and off-ramps, and nothing the fuck else
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3 years
idea: Thorchain, but without the exploits.
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7 years
Introducing PonzICO: Let's Just Cut to the Chase.
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John Ray after taking one look at FTX’s finances and corporate controls: “1) What”
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Josh Cincinnati
6 years
Achieve inbox zero by never looking at your inbox.
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11 months
finally the OpenAI governance structure is starting to make sense
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*Walter Bloomberg
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$MSFT MICROSOFT CEO NADELLA SAID IN TALKS WITH SAM ALTMAN, MAKING SURE ALTMAN SHOWS UP FOR WORK IN OPENAI ON MONDAY - REPORT
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Josh Cincinnati
3 years
. @MarkWarner as a life-long Virginian (with brief stints elsewhere) I have always supported you, but your rushed crypto amendment is a disaster. I called in yesterday to express that you support the Wyden-Lummis-Toomey amendment and this turn is shocking and disappointing.
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@arbedout @NeerajKA randomly falling umbrellas are just part of the WeWork's 11th dimensional chess game to push out unprofitable tenants
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4 years
I’m raising a $5bn convertible note for my private equity fund BTC ETF incorporated (stock ticker BTCETF). Our sole directive is to acquire MicroStrategy and sell/discharge all non-bitcoin assets and liabilities.
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6 years
@NelsonMRosario @AndrewYangVFA My father owned a Bowflex. I believe in weird flexes.
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4 years
We need a constitutional amendment to outlaw Congress from proposing legislation that mandates cryptographic backdoors
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6 years
The year is 2034. There's a worldwide government with a singular tax code: 10% per value sent in WhatsApp. You can only pay in Facecoins. 75% of all messages are ads.
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2 years
soulbound tokens are dumb — and not because the name is dumb, but because the concept of non-transferability in systems built to be permissionless liquidity machines for limitless pseudonyms is inherently contradictory
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::nervously sweating, rocking myself back and forth in the fetal position:: Industry stereotypes are not the norm. Industry stereotypes are not the norm. Industry stereotypes are not the norm.
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3 years
if you meet Buddha on the road, hug him
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1 year
"Just use Zelle." Been waiting 6 days for a $900 payment (initiated on Friday, 3 business days, July 4th holiday). Whereas it would have been practically instant for L2 BTC, ETH, or USDC, or < 1 hour for mainnet. Anyway, great work banks.
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3 years
Many of the ancients had no concept of the number zero — so your portfolios today would be particularly mind-blowing for them
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3 years
I’m thinking the best trade in cryptocurrency right now is to build something @FTX_Official desperately needs
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3 years
I will not eat the bugs I will not live in the pod I will not scan my eyeball for ten dollars of KYCoins
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3 years
Working on a new DeFi frontend, feedback welcome
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3 years
The deepest regret I have in this industry is selling my Dogecoin in 2016 because I didn’t believe in an underlying thesis. I’m still not sure what that thesis was, or what it is today, or whether anyone has or ever had any Dogecoin thesis...but still.
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2 years
if I ran the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange I would simply understand how to use RBF on bitcoin
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In retrospect, it will be abundantly clear that Treasury (and the US government) overplayed their hand — their overreach only accelerating a world where our right to financial privacy is technologically guaranteed.
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