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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

sometimes all i think about is you

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@_calmdownjamal

2 years

Just a reminder that it’s sunnah to wear your best for Eid, not necessarily something new. Thank you and goodnight.

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@_calmdownjamal

5 months

روحي / حياتي

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5 months

‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’ ?

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2 years

tl did a thing 😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

5 months

marry the man who still wants you after seeing you in your salaah burqa😭😭

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

being a housewife ain’t looking too bad rn because wdym you expect me to go to work when it’s cold and rainy??? i am literally just a girl...

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

My cousins wedding is on the same day spiderman:nwh comes out... catch me at the movies with a large popcorn texting her congratulations

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@_calmdownjamal

2 years

I have never met a single married person who hasn’t told me to not get married, they all tell me to stay single and enjoy my life. this is concerning😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

my humour is officially broken💀

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

5 months

ⓘ this user doesn’t want ramadhaan to end

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

me on twitter me on ig

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

when you want to enter an Instagram giveaway but it says “add post to your story”

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

@mallliha saw a video of someone ‘meal prepping’ pb&j sandwiches and freezing them like???? it will take you two minutes to make a fresh sandwich in the morning??😭

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@_calmdownjamal

3 years

timeline cleanse

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@_calmdownjamal

6 months

when your photodump isn’t dumping this month

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

9 months

I take comfort in the “good women are for good men, and good men are for good women” aayah (24:26)

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@khvmixl

9 months

cant believe this is the generation of men we have to marry🫤🫤🫤

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@_calmdownjamal

3 months

“feel how cold my hands are” if you want me to marry you just say so

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

9 months

okay and ?? 😭

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@villainsaints

9 months

delusional girlies expect to meet the love of their life by rotting in their room and reading books all day

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@_calmdownjamal

3 years

remember amakipkip? this is it now. feel old yet?

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

can’t post my father for Father’s Day bc all the jamaat youths will recognise him and report my twitter to the markaz😭😭😭😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

chocolate cake tastes like everything is going to be okay🥹

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

5 months

my sister today during supper: april is world autism awareness month, khadeejah we just want you to know that we are aware of you i was just trying to eat my chicken dawg😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

as a brown girl, before maghrib is very very real🥲

Taskeen :)

@taskeenhansa

1 year

I can’t believe people still have curfews at this big age 🤣🤣🤣

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

I can’t even explain it but reading the takbir every year and just listening to the labbaik always makes me so so emotional, May Allah accept us all for Hajj one day soon InshaAllah🥺

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

7 months

when your card declines in therapy so they bring out your high school physics teacher

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

anyway this is your sign to go paint some candles with the girls <3

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

11 months

I can’t even stand to watch half of the videos, this is so heartbreaking💔 and to think they are living through it! May Allah reward them and grant them the biggest Jannah’s

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

Making duah for a husband that can put duvets into duvet covers perfectly🤌🏻

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

giving me a simple recipe isn’t enough, I need to know what temperature it needs to be cooked at, in what pot, with the lid on or off, etc like pls be specific😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

4 months

enid blyton was EVERYTHING to me, i am the reader that i am today because of her fr

ازهر 🇵🇸

@azhar_o7

4 months

Real ones have read these books!😮‍💨

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

just want somebody nice to do life with mahn😭 yeah fancy dates and all that but i just want to go grocery shopping with you and sit in traffic with you and lay on the grass with you and cook for you and build a bookshelf with you and sit on a couch with you and listen to you and

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

(can’t believe I didn’t get any good pictures but) LOOK at the cute donut sugar cookies I baked pls 😭🩷

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

I want whatever Jim and Pam had fr fr

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

11 months

South African Friends of Israel

@MZANSIISRAEL

11 months

We, the people of South Africa, stand with Israel and all of her people.

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

girls slaughtering their own sheep on eid😭

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@Terror_Alarm

2 years

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

4 months

imposter syndrome really has you not wanting to celebrate any of your achievements because you feel like a fraud at everything you do lol

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

HOW ARE THERE ONLY 2 WEEKS OF HOLIDAY LEFT I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVENT READ ANY BOOKS HAVENT DONE ANY WORK HAVENT WATCHED A MOVIE HAVENT RELAXED HAVENT HEALED GENERATIONAL TRAUMA HAVENT FIXED MY SLEEP SCHEDULE HAVE DONE NOTHING i am going insane someone shoot me

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

9 months

gonna make him sign an autograph which is actually my nikaah papers in disguise😫😫

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@ln4norris

9 months

LANDO IS WEARING A THOBE, I REPEAT LANDO IS WEARING A THOBE!!!!

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

I’m never jealous of anyone ever but if you’re eating butter chicken and I’m not... then maybe I’m a little jealous😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

6 months

maghrib adhaan

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@idcyr_

6 months

Iftar isn’t iftar without??

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

i would iron all his kurtas for him😭😭😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

NEED the sunflower Lego set rn🥺😍

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

10 months

petition for all dress shops to sell matching inners and scarves as well because I can’t keep living like this😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

I’m sorry in advance😭

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@_calmdownjamal

3 years

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

moasmal flowers

mlu✯

@ripgalileo

1 year

what are the best flowers to give to a girl?

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

9 months

who wants to be my bad decision😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

weighted blanket in this weather isn’t enough, need someone to lay on top of me an crush me

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

anyway someone make me fall in love with you so I can write you long cute dramatic letters and seal it with my wax stamp pls

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

my rizz so bad i can’t even pull an all-nighter

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

6 months to 2024

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

“what do you bring to the table” uhmmm a lot of cute mugs ??

🍓💕💌

@sweetgirlamyeey

1 year

Asking a woman what she brings to the table is wild

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

EVERYONE WHOSE PARENTS ARE GOING FOR HAJJ, TELL THEM TO MAKE DUAH FOR ME ALSO

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

5 months

you know the whole ramadhaan everyone went on about the sehri yappers but why does no one complain about the cat who has the zoomies at sehri😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

they’re so funny pls😭😭

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

someone buy me a bajaj qute i promise I’ll learn how to drive if you get me one😭😂😂

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

me: i’m not a jealous person also me: HE’S BUILDING CARS WITH OTHER GIRLS ON MONOPOLY GO AND I’M MAD ABOUT IT

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

socialising will be the death of me like i might actually die

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

10 months

@amxni7 literally I was thinking the same thing😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

if he’s not wearing a kurta on eid I don’t want him

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@_calmdownjamal

9 months

1 month to 2024

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@_calmdownjamal

6 months

when your mother tells you your food is so good you can get married now - but nobody want you

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

11 months

guys I miss having a crush, life is so boring💀😭

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@_calmdownjamal

5 months

the pressure to have your life all figured out in your early 20’s is crazyyy

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

the sound of the ice clinking when i stir my iced coffee is actually healing

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

if you’re not thinking of me every time you look at the moon wyd

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

arranged marriage is scary what if they like haleem😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

If nobody got me I know Elize Du Toit got me fr (UJ students iykyk)

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

why is my mother shouting me because everything in my salad is “strategically placed” and a salad is supposed to be “wild and spontaneous”😭😭😭😭 ma’am??

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

You ever just want to go for a hike

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

7 months

rewarding yourself with an iced coffee after doing the bare minimum all day >>>>

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

anyway i bought one and made blue waffles

luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

waffle makers are so cheap I’m so confused??? just found a new item to gift all my friends that’s getting married wow

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

3 years

@_maseehaismail you know that scene in tangled. when flynn looks at her. with the lanterns. you know that one... yeah

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

girl sehri (intention to fast)

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

standing outside with my powerbank, no socks, and snow in my hair was truly the highlight of the year frfr🥺 Alhamdulillah🤍

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

wake up besties IT IS SNOWING IN JHB I AM SO HAPPY

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

the feminine urge to text him that you miss him😭

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

if you’re my close friend and you see people socialising at my janaazah, kick them out

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@_calmdownjamal

9 months

certified_turtle🇵🇸 ◯

@abzzz_1

9 months

If money wasn’t an issue. What car would you get for daily use(drop pics of the car if you can🙂)

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

this response to my eid pics or nothing >>>

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@_calmdownjamal

10 months

I would actually learn how to make boiled tea for him (need to find a him)

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@_calmdownjamal

1 year

update, my father: come now khadeejah we know you have a boyfriend, just tell him to come home, let’s get it over and done with ???😭😭

luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

I grew up knowing I’m not allowed to talk to ghayr mahaarim obvs but two days ago my father said he thinks I have a boyfriend and my mother was like “finally! it’s about damn time!” I was like ??? guys wot 😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

would you still love me when i’m no longer wearing a chiffon scarf (and wearing a namaaz burqa insteaadd)

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

What do you call a Muslim girl thats in a haraam relationship? Ra-zina 😭😭😭😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

if you knew me before I used to wear chiffon hijabs, no you didn’t 😭

Azra Bux🎀

@azrabazra19

1 year

PLEASE SNAPCHAT DO NOT REMIMD ME HOW I USE TO DRESS 4 YEARS AGO ! SHES DEAD

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

4 months

“do you know what you’re wearing for graduation?” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see beauty in the mundane. i know the meaning of a good time.

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

me, to my father: can you please find us husbands, we getting old now my father: where am I supposed to find husbands for y’all? find your own guys to marry and bring them to me, I’ll just approve them I- 😭😭😭😭😭?????

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

2 years

which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or emmy rossum as fiona gallagher screaming “you were my mother too” in shameless

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

why is my brother reading all my tweets out at the supper table in front of my parents😭😭😭😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

1 year

I grew up knowing I’m not allowed to talk to ghayr mahaarim obvs but two days ago my father said he thinks I have a boyfriend and my mother was like “finally! it’s about damn time!” I was like ??? guys wot 😭

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luigi

@_calmdownjamal

9 months

coming back from a trip and reading salaah in your own room again >>

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@_calmdownjamal