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WoodenToaster

@WoodenToaster

8 years

Hey everyone! You can now listen to my music on Spotify/Apple Music! Check out this link & tell all your friends!

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I don't post much here because honestly, the follower count intimidates me, but I'm workin' on it.

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4 years

Our second African moon moth emerged 6 months late, his name is Trauma.

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5 years

This is Coma, our African Moon Moth who finally decided to emerge after a year of pupating

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4 years

People see my PC and be like damn bro you live like this?

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5 years

Did you know these guys make themselves smell like a bee to infiltrate beehives and steal honey. Can you imagine being a bee and seeing this guy 5 times your size like "hello fellow bees", and just going along with it?

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4 years

Just hit thirty and my back go crickety crack

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5 years

Snoot

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5 years

Our little pet alien, a tailless whip scorpion

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4 years

He scratches at the glass to come out so he can be angry at his neighbor.

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5 years

Made an exercise ball for felix

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4 years

Wake up in a cold sweat thinking about this

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5 years

Will be releasing a new track this Friday Truthfully a 3 year old track that I never deemed good enough for release but I feel it's time to let go of the past and move onto the future Awesome artwork by @RiceBatt

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6 years

It was actually my goal to gain internet fame to spam people with moths

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4 years

Guess who likes to dig through dirt and tip all her water over

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4 years

Our Jungle Nymph has grown so much over the past few months

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3 years

This is still so slick, please give them a like 'n follow, their stuff is majorly underappreciated

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4 years

Drew this floffman a year ago and got too late to post it, so he've waited a year in my "done" folder, hopefully not in vain! Happy halloween, man @GlazeArchives

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4 years

Our skink is hard to take photos of 'cause as soon as he sees a phone he's like WHAT'S THIS??

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6 months

Dog

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6 years

My favorite time of the day is moth feeding time

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3 years

Gec

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6 years

One of my DeathsHead Hawkmoths just emerged and I couldn't be happier. His name is Hades

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4 years

baby's first dab

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3 years

Gec

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6 years

Felix is still trying to figure this new laminate floor out

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5 years

Found this bench with a great view

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5 years

Here's the original version of Beyond Her Garden before it became the painfully over-compressed thing it is today

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4 years

Our big girl shed recently and she's so shiny and smooth

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4 years

Little mans

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4 years

He's getting a taste for fitness

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4 years

We call him roadkill cause we find him sleeping like this

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4 years

Looking for some new jams, what's your current favourite track?

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3 years

Gec

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4 years

I feel like the term WIP (Work in Progress) draws people into a false sense of hope with my stuff, I need a label that's more me, like TTTV (Tossed to the Void)

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6 years

He loves honey

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6 years

My moth is hench

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5 years

Our vegetable is sprouting

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6 years

For anyone that would like to read I've written down a personal post of why I haven't released any music for so long. It's something I've always tried to keep to myself but it's time I vent a little.

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5 years

Dart, our pet leech. They're a good dancer

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5 years

Got the classic design back as it's been requested a lot! Discount code MARCHFLASH will give 10% off until the 10th

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5 years

Dad why

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6 years

Feeding 18 caterpillars has proven to be devastating for local bushes

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4 years

Some assembly required

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5 years

She only wants to get in my shoe so she can shit in it

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8 years

The workstation these days, I need a bigger desk

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5 years

You can find Settle For Less over on youtube and most streaming services now

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6 years

Happy earth birth

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5 years

Took the slinky skinky out for a walk

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5 years

As a kid I was undefeated at beyblade cause I'd fill my Trypio's base with bluetac and use a non-regulation weight disk I got from a £1 knock-off beyblade at the corner store

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5 years

A sweet boy

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9 years

FNAF with Minion animatronics and muffled Nightcore in the background The trio of artistic disasters, true horror.

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10 years

Am I a Square Enix character yet? http://t.co/WwG7S21mmT

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9 years

I entered 2016 on the toilet

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5 years

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4 years

Pokable hand alert!

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4 years

Sir your blep is showing

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1 year

The perfect man

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4 years

Items I'd drop of you defeat me

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8 years

Never too late to learn

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5 years

A beautiful smile

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5 years

Monthly snoots

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4 years

Unpainted but still perfect

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2 years

Heco

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6 years

Childhood toys that gave me the skills I needed to survive to this day

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5 years

The real reason I go to Confuzzled

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5 years

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8 years

I was gonna update my twitter profile pic but realized I'd never be able to have a gif again. I'm stuck with this forever

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5 years

Poor girl has some troubles with her squash

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6 years

Their cute lil faces

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8 years

Spid helping out in the studio

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6 years

Took my partner's cat for his neutering pre assessment, vet did the examination of his balls and just said "Yep, they're both there"... thanks for the input doc

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4 years

12 years ago my channel was full of homemade skate videos filmed on a flip phone

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5 years

Some doodle

A Thingy

Doodle

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5 years

Soaking up some rare British sunlight

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8 years

Wishing everyone a super duper Christmas!!

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6 years

Our cute baby tegu

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4 years

His front really isn't his best angle

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4 years

If anyone wishes to hunt some monsters with me my switch code is 0774-9268-4790

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5 years

I find real racing super boring, but since I was a kid fantasy racing has been my absolute jam, wipeout, rollcage, redline, distance are all sick. What I'm saying is real racing needs weapons, anti-grav systems wouldn't hurt either.

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8 years

I took a photo of this stylish horse and according to @Twigileia it's very artsy, I call it "I'm heckin cold"

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4 years

Found a baby photo of Toast, we've had her nearly two years now and she's wonderful, even if she can be a bit grumpy.

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6 years

A pic of his spoopy skull in time for Halloween (His squeaks are so loud I love him)

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3 years

Smitten with this lil' banana from @palaeoplushies

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5 years

Pride month may be over but just wanna say I'm in a super loving relationship with @Xarvaxx

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4 years

My banana boy!

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@ricebatt

4 years

quick eel in exchange for some jams for @WoodenToaster !!

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5 years

Group of my friends made some Sahara (Animated Film) inspired characters, drew myself as a vine snake, and the goober with a blueberry on his shnoz is my partner’s gaboon viper.

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4 years

That 2000s hairstyle where you just gel it completely flat except the front where you make a little ski ramp, did it have a name?? The ideal techdeck hair

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