UncLe SARM @Uncle_sarm Twitter profile

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

9 months

“Me watching my mum wash the plates she asked me to wash since morning”

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Omo this picture deserves a million likes🥰😩

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UncLe SARM

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2 years

This is not America or London, it is a village called Etinan in Akwa ibom state, Nigeria 🥵

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2 years

This is a 42years old woman?? 🥶

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2 years

Who remembers this groundnut oil?😭

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UncLe SARM

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4 years

No woman deserves to loose her life while trying to bring forth a life May God keep protecting our women 🙏🏾

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

“So your mother is from Ekiti and your Father is from Adamawa, wow”

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

My sister just broke up with the guy that was supposed to take me abroad next month😭😭😭

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Bro code 102: A bro should never ask a bro his name, we keep calling each other "boss man" untill we hear the name from another bro✌🏾️

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

15years Ago. 15years later.

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

I hate it when intelligent people say "Omo I'm not sure of my answer o" Emeka I'm sure of your answer, please shift your hand🥲

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

This is the funniest skit maker rn

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

7 months

I’m literally rolling rn😭😭😭😭

UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

7 months

Person wey me and am dey serve for this same ppa don go UK, i saw this guy last weekend😂😂😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

So my dear, you were saying Kelly is not even that hot abi??

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

I’m tired of pretending, i really want to know who this man is and what was the occasion??

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

8 months

“I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates everything…..”

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

7 months

I have a question, the fire nation came on ships to attack waterbenders, and the waterbenders could not use their power to cause a tsunami or even divide the sea and swallow the fire benders????

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

7 months

Why are you covering your face? You dont want to “did” it again??

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7 months

£1 equals N2,017 🤦‍♀️

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

This girl i just entered talking stage with is doing her Phd, she’s just 24, omo i don jappa o dfkm😭

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

9 months

How person won learn work from this kind barber? Me: Boss i dey shop o Topzy: come back next week, i dey go London

Topzy the HAIROSURGEON💈

@Topzycut

9 months

High-altitude trim at 30,000 feet Mr. Money

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Make una see yam wey i buy 2500🤦🏾, i hate this Lagos😭

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Bro code 101: A bro should never ask a bro his name, Untill the holy spirit reveals it👌🏾

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Ofcourse i fucked up.........

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

Too much steeze in this dance, damn🥶

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

I watched Mtv base top 30, and TG Omori directed 25 songs🥵🥵🥵🥵

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@Uncle_sarm

3 years

This man once said.......

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Wait, Aki and Papaw were Imams?😂😭

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Me graduating But my uncle is a with 3rd class shareholder in shell

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

Davido has recovered the money he gave out to the orphanage ×5 with Wema and Puma endorsement alone. Moral lesson: Givers never Lack

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

If babalawo can make you rich, why hasn't he left the trenches? Think about it!

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Which state in Nigeria could this be?

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

8 months

@_Debbie_OA @InfinixNigeria Your husband in church this sunday 😭

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

6 months

Removing your earpiece to see why the driver followed a wrong route

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6 months

What is Nigerian math??

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

So my dear, this one you woke up by 8:10am this morning, are you sure you're ready to be in a relationship??

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

You can have a child and still be sexy and classy AF

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!! YAHOO IS NOT A JOB!!

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Stop hating on Davido, he has done nothing to y'all 🤦🏾

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Davido release song, FC say song no sweet. Davido host Dababy, FC say wizkid big pass Dababy. Dear Fc, please what has Davido done to y'all?

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

This toothpaste restored life to my tooth, highly recommended ✅

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@originalemax That’s the problem, i don’t know who i am😂😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

My dad just threatened he's going to flog me😭 A whole me, a whole influencer! Asuu and FG please nau🤲🏾

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Retweet if you used this wallet

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Your phone is connected to this speaker, what's the first song you're playing??

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

This place gives me PTSD😩

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Ada Ameh talked about her mental issues few weeks ago, and now she's gone???😭😭😭💔

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

9 months

So 80% of ladies lowkey want this type of man, clean, successful and well built. But most of them are not even financially stable to manage this type of man lol.. Y’all don’t know they’re also high maintenance men??😅

Dolapo

@kushDolapo

9 months

November 🗑️👀

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

Picture of a woman, Pero, who secretly breastfeeds her father, Cimon, after he was imprisoned and sentenced to starvation for stealing a loaf of bread during the reign of Louis XIV in France.

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Look at what a student is wrtiting in class😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

Vpn owners right now 😂🤣 #TwitterBan

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

3 years

Gentlemen, y'all come see this

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Thread of Speed Darlington Hilarious videos(Don’t watch if you’re eating😭) 1 Let’s start with his song 😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Enjoying my Chat with her and she suddenly says "please can you do me a favour?"

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

9 months

Take advice from twitter women at your own peril😤

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@Ada_TheDiva

9 months

“ABC, I enjoyed spending time with you these past few days, I wish I could extend your stay but my energy right now is low and I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable with my moodiness. Can I get you an Uber?” Things to note: - Tone is important - Be reassuring

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

So you don’t wear earpiece in Army checkpoints? Omo i go gist una later, my ear dey pain me😭

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

What will make a lady remove her trouser like this?😹

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Omo see wetin dem share first timers today o🤲🏾

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

Most y’all are desperate, that’s why you fell for this guy. Just like the “Tinder Swindler guy”, he gave y’all the ideology that he’s well to do at first, sent pictures of Designer bags and shoes, so in your mind you thought helping this guy might actually be a Win Win for you.

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11 months

This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill. For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

When your woman looks at you like this, what does she want? 1. The truth 2. Money 3. Sex

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

We all had that classmate😂

UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

Bruhh kizz daniel comedy era was 🔥🔥😩

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Fendi and Gucci should better send a prison cake and card for Hushpuppi

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

11 months

I was not your fan before now, but after listening to your album, I don’t think i want to be your fan.

Benson

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11 months

Track 6 : PIDGIN & ENGLISH #SincerelyBenson 💌

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Now we know what Dangote meant by this 😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@DanielRegha It is so unfair to wear one cloth for 10 years, you could have easily gone to the boutique to get another one and let that atire have some peace, but you decided to keep punishing this poor cloth, i think you should stop this act as it does not speak good of you, no shades!

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Bought this in April for 8000😭

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

You are given the power to bring back one of these regea artiste , who is it going to be 1. Bob Marley 2. Lucky Dube

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Who is more ruthless? 1. Cara in 'legend of the seeker' 2. Morgana in 'The merlin' 3. Tokyo in 'Money Heist'

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Other countries watching this “far from home” go think say na so Nigerian High school dey o🥹

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Your ex Your current Bae Who are you going with?? 😋

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

This babe has been in my house since Wednesday and she has not used the toilet, hmmmmmm🤔

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Which of these are you anticipating!!

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

A person from Britain is British, a person from Scotland is Scottish, a person from Wales is??

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

You dont have to be handsome or rich for a lady to smile at you like this #bbnajia2020

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

ASUU You guys have done enough nau🤦🏾‍♂️, Shebi they've given y'all money, allow us to go and learn nau... Haba!

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2 years

Hookup starts when you feel your beauty is a ticket to soft life.

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@Uncle_sarm

7 months

This babe will definitely think about her life after this😭😭

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Which course packs students like this?😭

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2 years

Thread of Josh2funny hilarious auditions that’ll definitely make your day 😭😂 1. As a magician

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

"When i bump into an old friend, but we can't remember our names"

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Take it or leave it 😂

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4 years

Who was the most unserious, funny and playfull partner in this action thrilled movies?? 1. Chris Tucker in 'Rush hour' 2. Martin Lawrence in 'Bad Boys'

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

8 months

I don’t like seeing scattered money, just sent 55, 867 naira to make it 2,100,000.00🙏🏾

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Where's the tweet with my account number again gan sef. Please it's okay, I'm scared😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Every lady wants their man to be on this haircut

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@Sabinus1_ When you just come back home from school and they send you to go buy groundnut oil make them use cook

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@Uncle_sarm

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Thread of Sam Loco’s Hilarious Scenes to start the week with😂 1 He want’s to harvest somebody’s daughter 😂

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

When lecturers resume forcefully without their 7 months salary:

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@Uncle_sarm

3 years

The most beautiful creature you'd see today😍

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@the_Lawrenz This

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

Data don cost abeg🤲🏾

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Germany has the German Shepherd England has the Bulldog Mexico has the Chihuahua America has the American Bully Which one does your country have ? 😂

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UncLe SARM

@Uncle_sarm

10 months

I don’t believe in everybody working their asses off to survive, if God can bless me, then he has blessed my entire family and friends. I’ll make sure no one else has to go through what i did to get to the top.

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When u make it in the game…. Beware! 🧨💰👀

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@Uncle_sarm

3 years

Treating a headache in 1895.

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@Sabinus1_ So na why Sabinus dey wear suit now🤣🤣

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Omoh! What did I just see😢😢

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@Uncle_sarm

2 years

@rutie_xx same gown yesterday, today and forever, wehdone o omini-repeatest

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

South Africa has Lucky DUBE Jamaica has Bob Marley Who does your country have ??

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Toke Makinwa's Saga is a prove to show that no matter how a woman works hard or earns her money , There was a man in the whole picture. But una no go gree shaa 🥴

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@Uncle_sarm

4 years

Retweet if this movie melted your heart

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