Enjoying Mudiwa's 21st birthday cake. Here is to wishing my beautiful daughter many more years. Hazvifadziwo here having such beautiful daughters. I actually have 13 such beautiful daughters and 7 handsome boys; great genes I have. Ndokuti Bhuru ka uku!
Wife: Ipapa ari busy kufunga vamwe vakadzi
Me: Kana bhazi richifamba 120km/hr then nhunzi yobhururuka kubva ku back seat kusvika kuna driver tingati nhunzi ikumhanya ma km mangani per hour🤔
Ndapepuka kuma 2am then i saw her online i tried calling then it said "on another call" bvandasiyana nazvo then i tried at 4am and she is still on that call😭😭
Saw some nigga selling mazowe for $2.50 on my way home wanted 1 but anga asina change so had to buy 2 only to get home and see they are written "Mazowe Orange Smash"😭😭😭