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The devil fetch ye, ye ragamuffin rapscallions; ye are all asleep

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

9 months

My words are the weapon Tearing asunder your Love. It's not your heart that I will break But the surrogate mother this world is And only the tides can call me home. When we meet one day, it won't be me that's there, But the ghost of all the others you pretended to ignore.

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@ReturnOfKappy Your account is a humiliation ritual. Perhaps your life is, even.

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@GiftsUngiven_ What a great way to profess that you are not a serious person.

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9 months

The essential theme of Pluto in Aquarius transit (the next 20 years)

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1 year

@GiftsUngiven_ Applying objective metrics to a subjective standpoint. Top-tier foolhardiness in action. Better luck next incarnation.

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2 years

@AttorneyCrump @MimiTexasAngel Why would they teach critical race theory in a classroom? That's like university-tier social psychology.

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1 year

@GiftsUngiven_ Can't read either, apparently. Yeah, you're like the sewage clogging the drain at the bottom barrel of humanity. It's unfortunate you got to be this way, but you should really just consider giving up on achieving anything with your ideals.

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@owlbeeeee I see an accusation and a misinterpretation. What I don't see is a person who's capable of the same level of thinking Vaush regularly engages himself over on a daily basis.

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I'm at the intersection between being and doing Gazing towards a future that doesn't exist Wishing for everything that isn't And I don't want any more truth, Just fresh air and true beauty Because everything we love is over-rated And I don't have the strength to pretend

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2 years

@OilyEyelids The CIA makes the best coincidences, don't they.

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1 year

@owlbeeeee Where are the horrible parts?

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1 year

@owlbeeeee Oh. So you can prove that? That's impressive. Have you hired a lawyer yet?

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10 months

The universe itself is an act of aggression.

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5 months

@ufob0t The people who can't do research:

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@StarlightItself

9 months

When I was clueless and didn't know how to socialize, people told me to "just express myself." When I started to get good at expressing myself, they started telling me I "seem like I'm having a mental breakdown." I'm starting to think they just want me to hate myself.

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2 years

"What if instead of looking outward for directions to take human exploration, we looked inward? What if we as a species spent a few centuries really getting to know ourselves and what we're made of? Maybe we're like someone leaving a solid gold house to go treasure hunting?"

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Robbing The Global South, Then Scorning Its Poverty "It's like mugging someone and then scorning them for their empty wallet."

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I believe that what's needed collectively is not historical or political movements but philosophical ones. Rather than changing the world, changing the way we look at it. This has only ever happened unconsciously, but with a little humility we could completely realign ourselves.

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2 years

@Adrewzz @caitoz

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6 months

We should live the way the trees and the breeze live. Always moving, never worrying. Always growing and never judging. Becoming the progress we want in life rather than demanding it. I would kill to not have to be concerned with the outside world.

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5 months

DON'T be a victim of your own programming. DON'T make yourself love the things that wear you down. DON'T trust people who don't encourage you to be yourself. DO learn from mistakes (it's human). DO forgive people who are willing to change. DO be open about your own shortcomings.

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2 months

@reddit_lies This comment section still better than the show.

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8 months

If you ever feel hopeless, here's an *absolute* fact of nature that should make you feel better: No illusion can be maintained forever, no matter how good the illusionist nor how many people believe in it.

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@StarlightItself

27 days

You should treat everyone as if they're dealing with an incredible existential crisis at all times. Because they probably are.

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@StarlightItself

5 months

I think I am giving up on Twitter. Though it can be a fun platform and I do enjoy coming up with fun tweets for people to read, it has been shown to me time and time again that I am not really welcomed here by any community.

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1 year

@not__vee This ad did strike a nerve, actually. I wish people could appreciate simpler things. Everyone is living for the perception of a life lived, rather than the reality of one. Hopeless grandiosity of the living dead and the bastardization of ideology against humanity.

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2 months

My religion is the sound of the ocean. My philosophy is the clothes she wears. My wealth is the paths I've yet to travel. And my mission is quiet conversation by an open flame.

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1 year

It's weird, but I feel more peaceful without her now. I definitely wanted things to continue, and I'll still think about her every day, but life is only truly beautiful because it's temporary. We have to treat each moment like it will end. ...just venting a bit, sorry.

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10 months

I am halfway convinced we will look back at modern dating culture with the same kind of fascinated bewilderment as we currently may with instruments of medieval torture.

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1 year

@GiftsUngiven_ Why do different cultures produce different forms of art? Why do all of the galaxies orient themselves in different ways? Why does one plant grow fruit and another sprout vines? All life is based around diversity. Every facet of creation has a time and place to be appreciated.

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10 months

Any relationship that is not based upon mutual respect will inevitably become based around fear.

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11 months

Your ability to be completely lost in imagination is an important life skill.

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8 months

Today, I was feeling depressed and then just said "Nah, I'm too depressed to be depressed right now" and it went away so now I have to think about that until it makes sense which is a bit depressing.

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7 months

Realize that most people are just drifting, only incidentally supporting the way things are. There's nothing "normal" about any of this. There's only what feels right to you and what doesn't. Never internalize self-hatred. In this cosmic soup, creativity is the highest virtue.

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@StarlightItself

11 months

Love is the only great human accomplishment, and if it is lost, everything else will be lost as well. This is the true heart of politics--unity or death. By allowing vicious cycles to continue, we dishonor our species and harm the very soul of the universe.

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@StarlightItself

11 months

Masculinity is smashing your head against a brick wall because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Femininity is crying because the cartoon animal in the Pixar movie died and then ordering hamburgers to feel better after. Do not question the nature of this esoteric wisdom.

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9 months

I don't trust people who don't want to take over the world and bend it to their will, personally.

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@StarlightItself

1 year

Twitter is a painful experience. No one here expects to change anyone's minds. They post like they care but they really just want to be affirmed for their beliefs. As soon as a piece of news hits, you already know that minds have been made up. Still, good site.

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11 months

I will never stop believing in the concept of human innocence. It's the only thing I can truly comprehend. If I were to stop believing in it, I would become a bubbling vortex of resentment because nothing else would make sense. This is not foolishness--this is a prayer of hope.

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1 year

The greatest fallout of Twitter will be the realization that we are all propagandists of a certain world order: the world order of our own narrow worldviews. Furthermore, we will realize that in the face of a limited reality, our thoughts often limit us more than enable us.

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1 year

You can make one honest mistake in this world and be done for good. For this reason, I believe the revolution is empathy. We have to give up what we think matters and see that the tragedy of reality isn't overcome with brash contention but communion and humility.

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1 year

@DreamLeaf5 That's a very descriptive post, I give it a 9/10. Destiny romance novel when?

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7 months

There is no such thing as racism. There is no such thing as sexism. There is no such thing as able-ism. There is no such thing as any "thing-phobias." There is only human perception and fuck you if you disagree.

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@eviloliveoil @ACPMain @hasanthehun Dude you're not a real communist you're just larping as one please stop attacking other leftists lol.

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11 months

Don't fear the world; fear your own complicity in it. Don't want for money; want to be valued by others. Don't seek out approval; develop your own self-understanding. Don't look for love; become a person who is intensely lovable.

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1 month

After meditating on it, I think that using X is basically serving as my elixir against loneliness. Whatever I post here is just what I'm going through at the time, and I'm glad people resonate with that but I don't think I'm ever going to draw any revenue from this platform.

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6 months

You can't just read things and expect to "learn." You have to do things with your ideas, sit down and feel out the things that compel you to want to know and understand. What makes people passionate about their ideas? Really ask yourself--what is happening with all of this?

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1 year

Evil people are weak people who don't know how to have any dignity about that. They all operate on the basis of self-hatred and the hatred they harbor for others is entirely projection. Defeating them is always a matter of being yourself better than them, and never brute force.

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1 year

People always hate on me because I refuse to participate in bullshit. It's always the same story, over and over again. It hasn't changed since the day I learned to think for myself, and it's not changing in the future. Ignorance is easy, and so they are allergic to free thought.

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2 months

For every smart person in my audience there are about 500 stupid people. I read most comments and can't help but feel that the video I made and what they watched were two different things. People praise me for being smart but disregard my message somehow. It's depressing. And

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6 months

Fuck all these stupid "crises." I don't believe in this anymore. Your problems are your problems. Fix them. Society sucks ass? Dope, go make your own then. Stop having a goddamn agenda and live. This is actually pathetic. No more revolutions. BUILD SOMETHING.

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10 months

I've become something I never thought I'd be, something I swore to oppose in all and every form. Something so heinous and foreign to me that I'm disgusted that I'm even capable of embodying-- A morning person.

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4 months

Returning to X but in a very casual context. Basically just using it as a bathroom reader. No doomscrolling. Anyway hi hello

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10 months

I can't help but feel all of our relationships are deeply unserious today. People are either way too emotional or way too in their head. Everything feels like a means to an end. All I want to do is break through the veil of ignorance without people assuming it's to "look cool."

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10 months

The only valid life goal is to have a Wikipedia page that reads like a shitpost.

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5 months

Most of the world ultimately is "the violent pornography." We can try to create rational solutions to problems, but rationality isn't what's in charge here. The sooner the rationalist discourse can move away from perfectionism and into the realm of human realism, the better.

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1 year

Stop being angry at people for being wrong. Start building bridges to a better world, and when the masses formulate the nouveau status quo they'll thank for you being their eyes and ears to have risen above the noise.

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10 months

Parents: instead of being social media phobic, have you considered forced adaption? Teach your kids to cloutfarm. Expose them to information hazards. Overstimulate them with an endless feed. You're laughing now, but that kid will become the algorithm's greatest supersolider.

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1 year

Personally, I place a lot of value on not saying wrong things over saying more right things. Everyone today has a take on everything. Everyone has a justification for that take. It no longer matters, because all we end up creating is digital pollution. Always doubt yourself.

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5 months

All you have to do is stop going along with the narrative that any of this is benefitting you. Keep participating, but cognize constantly that you're effectively trapped in a machine. They want you to lie to yourself because domination of spirit is the single most powerful tool.

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5 months

Politics is not supposed to be a game. It's supposed to be a method of developing and testing our model of reality. Our minds are numbing over at the fact that we have turned our guidance systems in complex theater and the refusal to seek alternatives is herding us to suicide.

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@StarlightItself

1 year

Understand that 99% of users on this platform have no idea what they are talking about and only exist as fodder for causes they don't have a functional understanding of and that they want to make you feel helpless so that your attempts at freedom of thought are dismantled.

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2 years

@rouser_the Is this an attempt at the world record for most presumptions in a single tweet?

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2 years

@dril_gpt2 The best part of the matrix was before the movie started when he just accepted being a wagie until a hot chick showed up and appealed to his schizophrenia. Just like real life, amirite?

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11 months

One thing I hate about capitalism is that it advocates hierarchy for hierarchy's sake. Everyone wants to be on the top as a status symbol and not for the sake of effective use of power. If power doesn't scale with responsibility, then it is inherently tyrannical.

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11 months

I don't need for you to believe what I believe. That's stupid. I go out of my way to encounter people I disagree with. If I spend too much time around people I do agree with, I'll often eventually start disagreeing somehow. "If you meet the Buddha in the road, kill him."

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11 months

Are you immersed in your inner dialogue? Fully-aware of what you're doing? Why you're doing it? Is your purpose slipping away while you worry over things you can't place? What is it going to take to get you to see that this world can become exactly what you want it to be?

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3 months

People are actually mass disliking my video because I smoked in it. Y'all really trying to parent me? Idiotic, controlling behavior. But hey, it just confirms everything I said in the video so, 🤷‍♂️

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3 months

It's weird when someone who doesn't respect themselves demands you to respect them.

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I kinda think we should stop calling things "mentally-ill" and start identifying causes. And by "kinda" I actually mean "this is going to happen and if it doesn't happen we will get a reason for it to have happened."

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9 months

Everything is going to become so performative you'll forget that you even had any level of individualization. The algorithm will encase your body like a glass coffin. Finally, the peace of knowing your entire life can be converted into a numerical value. If you cry, record it.

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6 months

I'm at a point where I just let my unscripted videos be pure emanations of my being. I don't have forethoughts. I don't try to control where they go. I don't rewatch them. That's the whole point--if there's any agenda whatsoever, I'm a bad messenger.

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10 months

You actually just have to reach a point where the trials of today seem kinda silly and over-rated. That's all.

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11 months

To the fully-actualized individual, the only true sin is giving up on yourself.

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8 months

Your relation to nature and your relation to human society are directly inverse to each other. It's impossible to live in and fully believe in this world while having a real understanding with and relation to nature. And if you try to, you will surely go mad.

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1 year

I feel like I sit in this weird intersection of "saying things that are obvious" and "being intellectual." Which seems odd, but then I remember that the reason I so often have to state the obvious is because most people exist as agents of ideology and not as genuine seekers.

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"AI is too powerful. If we don't do something, it's going to take control of every global system." What if we could emulate the greatest minds of history, such as Da Vinci? Or Tesla? Or Rembrant? "That will never happen. AI isn't ever going to be able to match real genius." 🤭

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@ufob0t Hello.

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There are no real ideological developments occurring. Every news cycle is a curse. The algorithm is killing us. I don't feel anything. No one has done anything to calibrate meaning. All of these connections are disturbingly temporary. I don't want to create fake progress 😞

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1 year

It's more and more starting to seem like Liberals just like geopolitical violence in any form. This is the kind of rhetoric that can be used to justify almost anything. If you want my opinion, peace should always--always--be the focus. Doesn't matter which side you hate more.

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The male equivalent of body count is how many philosophy books they've read.

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There are no world events happening. Everything is just the consequence of Ego. Any thing which distracts from this is manipulation. We are not even really "here" at all. At any time, you can begin moving away from the illusion and towards your True Center.

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10 months

If they can't have the food, your soul will suffice.

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1 year

I don't need motivation I need to be stabbed with a hypodermic needle dipped in the blood of Christ in my prefrontal lobe.

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1 year

Got a number of new followers, so here: -America is 100% evil -Liberals are just double capitalists -We are going to end the world by our own volition -Everything on this site wants to control you -Solving politics isn't optional -The revolution is dead, long live the revolution

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10 months

Looking for red flags is a red flag. What, you just...EXPECT for things to go wrong? Maybe you need to lay low for a little while, sweetheart.

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7 months

If I'm judgmental, it's not because I'm a hater. It's because I am DESPERATELY trying to figure everything out. Rome is constantly burning. The A Priori dataset is self-destructing. All of the accepted answers are piss. Old data needs to DIE so the greater concepts can LIVE.

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10 months

When you're afraid of dying, you go the hospital. I write poetry. We are so "not the same" it's not even funny anymore.

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A 🧵 There is no solution to the crisis of post-modernist stagnation but to delve further into it. It is certain--we are enraptured by the narrative of societal ills and conceit. To try to recapture the objectivity of the past would only compound our urge for the transcendental.

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NFTs? Oh yeah, I know all about NFTs: N: Not F: Fucking T: Tradable for currency

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8 months

Pretty sure the real reason there are wars is cause sometime like 4000 years ago some dude started a war and this one chick thought it was so super cool and every other guy who's started one has just been following his example ever since.

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If you are absent of meaning your entire world will be falling apart and you won't even be able to tell. Most people will let their problems eat them from the inside to the out, only peripherally aware of their existence.

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5 months

If you do not want AI to replace labor, unfollow me. Stop listening to anything I say because you clearly do not like reality and I'm certain truth is annoying to you. Literally go to an animal shelter and tell them to receive you as you are lacking fundamental human reasoning.

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Unpopular opinion (among conservatives anyway) but there probably needs to be laws against this. AI is going to wipe out 80 percent of the jobs on the planet if we don’t do something.

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My politics are naturalistic. I am engaging with the whole of the narrative, not chasing the tail of any cause. I believe it's more valuable to work with people as they are than any supposed "ideal." We will create the correct conclusion only by developing our awareness.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

1 year

At the end of the day, everyone wants to make the world a more hospitable place. We have the ability to make this happen, but we allow ourselves to be limited. The only way we will get there is through principles of cooperation. Divisiveness is old world thinking; discard it.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

8 months

I wonder how you would define "fairy tale." ...yes, I'm talking to you @elonmusk . The great elucidator. The breakaway world-lover. The knighted horse. I should not trust you. I should see you and believe in nothing good. I know you lost the human impulse long ago and that is

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

7 months

"College-educated" is a slur.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

9 months

I need the kind of friend that will loan me the rocket launcher they've been keeping a secret on the exact day some asshole out there finally crosses The Line.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

7 months

So like Do the people who don't want China taking my data think that I would prefer it that THEY be the ones who take my data? Crazy idea, I know, but I actually think I just don't want anybody taking my data. Sorry if that's confusing.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

1 year

The literal only reason the culture war still exists is because both sides masochistically enjoy it too much. Solutions are not actually that hard to derive--no, the real difficulty is getting their ADHD asses to fucking sit down and consider reality for two or three seconds.

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xkcdHatGuy

@StarlightItself

10 months

Have you ever cried of a pure anger that broke your soul in two? Have you BURNED ALIVE at the thought of fulfilling some unexplainable purpose? Have you been POSSESSED BY AN UNSPOKEN SUFFERING THAT HAUNTS YOUR EVERY ACTION? GUESS YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING REAL BITCH

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