"Hillary would have done a little better than let them drink bleach... When they over turn roe vs wade and you have to carry your rapist's baby to term, you can name it Jill Stein." ~ Bill Maher
I don't give a fuck about Bill Maher. He can eat all of the horse de-wormer he wants. Bon Appetit, mother fucker.
I have taken 6 covid shots so far, sheltered in place, wore masks, continued to wash my hands. Know what happened to me? I ๐never ๐got ๐covid.
Dear "You're the President" brigade,
President Biden needs 60 votes in congress
There are only 48 Democrats in Congress (Manchin and Sinema are closet republicans)
60-48 = 12 votes short to pass bills
How do we got to 60 votes with 48 Democrats?
Please vote for Democrats.
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I found this little gem on FB. It's like a car accident, I know I shouldn't look, but I just can't help myself.
P.S. I'm going to be struck by lightening for laughing.
DANA BASH: You criticized Obama for 'failed leadership' when 2 people in the US died from Ebola. Nearly 130,000 are dead from coronavirus. So is Trump showing failed leadership?
@SenJoniErnst
: "No. I think that the president is stepping forward."
I woke up this morning to find Bill Maher trending for getting under the bloated yak taint's thin orange skin with this bit ๐๐ It's gonna be a great day. ๐๐
I thought, maybe if Trump could hear what a eulogy for him would sound like, maybe that would give him some insight into himself โ so I prepared a modest example for him.
#TrumpEulogy
#FakeFuneral
#FlyWhinyLittleBitchFly
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Musk cancelled the christmas party.
Your pay will be deducted $25.00 for every mention of christmas
Email me your agreement or you will be fired.
Get back to work you fucking lazy assholes or the a/c will be turned off
#AtElonMusksChristmasParty
**Running women (Heather Heyer) over with their car seems violent
**Shooting 3 people seems violent
**beating woman like the lady proud girls beat up yesterday seems violent.
Why do republicans hate women & black folks so much?
The left uses violence. The right uses their voice. The difference matters.
And all the DC businesses that boarded up their windows know exactly what the difference is.
@stucam7771
I am becoming more liberal as I getting older because conservatives are becoming more extreme. The republican party is not the party of my grandparents. It has become something very ugly.
Dear Elon Musk,
Not all speech is protected under 1st A
Inciting violence like Trump did is an example. Not only is it not protected, it's a crime.
Twitter banned him as a result of his use of this platform to incite violence.
Do not lift the ban on trump.
I cannot imagine any reason why media outlets would write a story about a politicianโs 13 year old childโespecially when it pits child against parent for political purposes. (See also: George and Kellyanne Conwayโs minor daughter). It seems ghoulish.
Elon Musk exposed himself to a flight attendant - paid $250,000 to shut her up
Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels - paid her $130,000 to shut her up
Elon Musk & trump are a couple of rich weirdo perverts who don't seem to have good negotiating skills.
"The Rock, Caitlyn Jenner, Matthew McConaughey, Randy Quaid. They all have suggested when it comes to running the country they have what it takes, and they do - malignant narcissism." ~ Bill Maher
Neil Degrasse Tyson told Bill Maher to his face on his show Degrassi followed medical advice and never caught covid. Bill Maher did catch covid. Maher admitted for 14 month he didn't follow medical advice. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
It was glorious how pissed anti-vaxxer Maher got.
Dear Kirk Cameron
But, please go on about pride month.
Exodus 20:4-5
4ย โYou shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5ย You shall not bow down to them or worship them..."
*** Anytime Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Paul Gosar, Mo Brooks, and Donald Trump lose - Americans Win. Happy Saturday Folks ***
Candidates Can Be Disqualified For Being โInsurrectionists,โ Court Rules In Madison Cawthorn Lawsuit via
@forbes
#AccusedOnFOX
the crime is intent to steal the docs. Trump stole them,
refused to return them
lied about not having them
a judge had to sign a search warrant for them
FBI went down and seized them from trump
Biden's lawyers said "oops" and gave them back
"The constitutional rights of Michigan residents were not infringed by Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmerโs stay-at-home order in response to the coronavirus outbreak"