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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 months

#JusticeForChristiannah 💔

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

7 months

Anyway sha. Anyone serious about helping mohbad’s wife should include me. Not hand outs oh. Proper planning, relocate and set her up type help. I’m on standby to do the running around and other stuff.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

5 months

@Woulk3r The list is long, I can assure you kind sir.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@urchilla01 This image resolution is too low and a lion's head is 3-4 times bigger than a humans. It's a tough call but manage this...

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

7 months

@imoteda This is what they told us tattoo people oh! That’s why Ife never given blood or thought of it. I thought I was contaminated. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

5 months

@DamilohunA Just make sure it’s coded and covert. Same goes for your operations. It has to be sneak attacks with no faces attached to the actions. The police force is male driven and quite patriarchal. Stay woke! 🖖🏽

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@segun_maximus

5 months

@lolaloveandart Never heard such a disgustingly offensive analogy in my entire life.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@edomalo @kikimordi @NnmaMoore Did you read your parenting contract at all? This is quite unbecoming of you. You’re an actor, play the character you’re given mafren!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@Sxmto_ I was waiting for the first photo to load properly. Alas! 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

6 months

I need the HD version of this damn photo!!!!!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Small question oh. Una for just talk say she no Dey house. The whole estate don wake up they drag me now. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

10 months

@txadel_ I'm as perplexed as you are. even if there were only 3 or 4 passengers on that particular train car. Like WTF?

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@segun_maximus

1 year

Was jamming Omah lay and then stepped into the shower. I was still hearing the music clearly and I was like “wow! Super hearing?” Until I realized I had my earbuds on. 😭😭😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@_DammyB_ Set leg for am if he walks past your aisle.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@edomalo LMAO!!! All they saw/could comprehend was single and 30s.

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@segun_maximus

2 years

Can FK come out now? We need a strategy in place to ensure they don't do this same thing for Lagos in March.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Outchea suffering for the sins of the 3 shit kings. Segar/Solomon/Sholar 😭😭😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

My best black outfit photos are probably on @Easyy_ phone or camera. Lol. I never remember to take photos. Manage this one, it’s all I wear these days.

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@Babajiide

2 years

What’s your best look in black?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

I'm sad that kira noir went through this surgery and altered her looks. Oh well. I guess if it makes her happy.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

E say na “these babes” You got a list of those that specifically hate him and were dancing at south? Pele oh! special assistant to tolani bajaaj on dance affairs.

Ehi Ohiwerei

@EhiOhiwerei

1 year

I remember how these babes that I’m sure normally hate Odumodu nearly lost their shit when Declan Rice came on at the last South. All na moves at the end of the day.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@L3galtool It has girth!

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@segun_maximus

1 year

Doctors huh?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

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beer slag

@beerslag

2 years

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

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@segun_maximus

10 months

@King_Bolarinwa The fact that we are still waiting for his “downfall” says a lot about our society.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@Oli_Ekun Ribena is code for...........? Abeg tell me nau? I can't keep up with these codes. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@Oli_Ekun Ok Ok, don't shout at me plis. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@TheLoliaba Not if you pronounce it with a british or a southern texan accent. 😌

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@bunmi_grey @BigBadReni @Mytzpk My own beef is attention to detail. And when these seemingly minor goods are spotted, they aren’t fixed because “Nigerians will watch it like that”

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

7 months

After weeks of creative block, procrastination, impostor syndrome and fried circuits, I finally completed this lamp stand. Now my brain can rest. 😅😅😅

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

Gods children outchea consuming GOT logos. 😭😭😭

Big Chops 🎰

@iamBigChops

1 year

The sweetest meat I have eaten in my life. Sosa drink made it even better ❤️

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

3 months

I’m actually quite disappointed if you’d think that hungry youth in Kano came together & hatched a master plan to target & loot an NCC facility & traffic lights specifically. Not a bank, not a supermarket or locked shops in the market. Wow wow wow!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Here is my entry for the #NairaRedesignChallenge Took about an hour I think. Decided to go with some of the elements of the original design.

Fisayo Fosudo

@Fosudo

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I was playing around in Photoshop and came up with this in an hour and 30 mins. I took inspiration from the 100 Naira note and copied the security chipset on the 50 pound note and added custom guilloche patterns.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

Damn. The worst part about this platform is we are more or less shoulder to shoulder with people that have pink colored minced pork for brains. Nothing can be done about it. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

How you think a young lady like this will have the resources and skill to forge a result that can be confirmed simply by logging into a portal says a lot about the people dragging her.

KWEKU THE HUSTLER, COMMANDER OF THE HEADLESS MOB

@Urchilla01

1 year

I just watched this snippet of an interview with the young girl who's being accused of having forged her JAMB result. Now, I'm not in a position to say if she's innocent or guilty; but all I'm very certain about is that the only reason the news was shared with so much 1/3

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@segun_maximus

2 years

@Ifeade_Lu @AGMINH0 Lol. It’s a man running that account. Women that hate don’t even tweet like that. 😂

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@TheLotaChukwu Might bang to make it from the boy's perspective. "Japa" a tale of horrors

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@cephas_ine @AkpomedayeT Maybe, off and on.😔

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@naledimashishi @MphoMoalamedi Are we talking 5 bodies at any given time or 5 bodies as a whole?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

6 months

You changed someone's medication without their knowledge or their doctor's consent. Do you know how close to m*rder that is??? You banger boys are amazing.

𝐎𝐲𝐢n!!✨

@oyin_debby

6 months

The way divorce is not far from you people’s mouth ehn, only God can save new marriages.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@edomalo @kikimordi @NnmaMoore Mafren, will you FLOAT!!!!!?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@imoteda Well. I’m sure seals have pomo. 😑

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@NdukaEbubeDike The pressure to always “achieve” “stay ahead of the pack”. Omo! Dem damage us well for this side. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

5 months

@kihmberlie LOL!! Your work rate is ridiculous!!! DO YOU SLEEP???

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

4 months

@sammyedeh lol. Are they even effeminate or they’re professionals doing exactly what they were paid to do?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@JeSuisChiby LMAO!!!! I was going to reply with my own really dangly earring thingy and copy Rotimi on this post but.... make we free am. 😅😅😅

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

They want to shift their Lagos structure to Abuja bit by bit.

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@Emeneks

2 years

Abuja is Largely peaceful. They’re trying to create a false narrative about Abuja people so that when their thugs eventually come, they’ll say it’s how Abuja has always been. The people should resist this narrative with everything in their might.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

6 months

@miss_ezeani I have a 20page powerpoint presentation on why you need to let me have the white one.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@edomalo I read this in my head like the characters in chicken run.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

10 months

@Funabynature For you?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

I......

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

*sigh* So for the past 6 months you guys can't even find one moment that PeterObi mistakenly bought Mr Biggs with government funds????

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Even tho, Even tho! Up FemCo!!!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

I nearly cried watching this! what kinda comeback is this??? Who is this man??? 😭😭😭

Spotlight Abby

@Spotlight_Abby

2 years

REUBEN ABATI: El Rufai called you a nollywood actor to make fun of you. How do you react? Peter Obi: no problem. I'm part of nollywood and that's why I want to improve our entertainment industry. Please, my fellow nollywood actors, vote for me. Vote for Labour Party. #voteLP ❤

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

6 months

@TheOluwabukunmi Thank you for screenshooting instead of RT.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@TheOluwabukunmi This is that “when I was your age I came first in class” & “I taught her everything she knows” vibes. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

5 months

@Favournofa I was like what kinda human being would refuse to grant such a small favour. Then I saw your bio and was like "ooooh, that kinda human being" You shoulda let his gen run till fade. It helps the engine. -___-

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Aren't you tired of rice rice rice pasta rice every week? I wanna make subway sandwiches this week, holla if you're interested in buying oh! say I in the comments and any ideas of sides you might like. (mainland people only for this week)

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@edomalo LMAO!!! Went into 3 banking halls today, No cash but POS dey sell Naira. Cash go also full all the weddings this weekend. I so much love eeeet!!!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Half of their sanity. Oh yes!

Olóyè.

@Ol0ye

2 years

At least 50% of Nigerian marriages will end today if women believe they can leave with half.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@edomalo Ok Ok Ok Okayyyyyy!!!! Me sit in the home then. Let me check my Garri stash.

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@segun_maximus

1 year

@DikaOfoma Lol!!! He deserves it and more. 😂

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Building some furniture for my film set in the next 2 weeks. Those people interested in this should talk now oh. Make I calculate the cost. Ehen.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@MphoMoalamedi @naledimashishi wow! so badass!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

LOL! SOrry oh! This is Me showing my wife the party invite my boys sent me so she will approve my flight money and per diem.

Ebube 🤴

@Ebube_Sokei

1 year

Making money as a woman, does not make you valuable in the eyes of men But upholding your feminity, makes you valuable in the eyes of men Your money will only attract male leeches to your life, but your feminity will attract a masculine man to your life It's all about choice.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

4 months

You wey your parents advice, see wetin you dey do?

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@stfumubi

4 months

Ayra Starr parents no dey advice her?🤔

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

The person she's married to is right there. You may need to ask him. Shoot him a DM. They left the house together.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

3 months

@Rene_noire Because the bio says mother with a random photo of a woman in the avi is no proof that y’all are bantering with a woman. Once the tweets have a stupid stance especially on women related topics, just believe that a man is running that account.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

6 months

@imoteda A full blown cult forming right before our eyes and folk are banting about it. Anyway, humans will always manifest, I can't wait for the end results. Shouldn't be long now. Shebi all Rev. King's followers have added "King" to their names?

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

Anyway this is still the President Of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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@segun_maximus

1 year

@Hauwa_L He needs to be sure it has all digested before he speaks to you again. Don't fret.

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@segun_maximus

1 year

That Blaqbonez track takes me waaaaaay back!!!

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

@AkpomedayeT Once I see a certain type of tweet, I know its a guy tweeting. I deliberately went to check this one's profile to be sure.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

We forget that Buhari was only voted in cos insecurity in the north seemed unsolvable without a “firm” hand. Even our parents who knew this guy kicked against it. We didn’t listen. You must think this is the same scenario? No one is packaging P.O. What you see is what he is.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

9 months

@Eze_Nwanyii Bayo plis!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

Lol. A pastor is in prison (I hope he’s still there) for setting a congregant on fire. The congregation still worship him, take out almost all the advert pages in the papers on his birthday and have his name at the end of their own names. Dey play.

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

1 year

Well well. I still got it. I was contacted at 3pm to provide 60 packs of irregular small chops to deliver by 9pm. I don send am. Really only did it to prove myself. My body is finished. 😂😂😂 might not wake up until Sunday. 🫠🫠🫠

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

@urchilla01 Wetin open Uni do you nau???😭😭😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

8 months

There's a third option, it involves sniper and you. Walk with me let me take you through the process...

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@Sniper79604719

8 months

@JessPected We’re talking about choosing between 2 horrible options. If given the option to kill someone who’s 10 or kill someone who’s 80, if I choose to kill the 80 year old, does that mean I hate elderly people?

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@segun_maximus

8 months

@funke_adewuyi “You lack the discernment and deeper understanding “ “His ways look foolish to the wise” and other stories. 😭

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@segun_maximus

1 year

@DamiElebe Ohhh???? You cooking more than stories now?????

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@segun_maximus

8 months

smh

@sanelengcobo_

8 months

17. quote this with a random picture or video of yourself

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@segun_maximus

9 months

@grandpabbychuck YOU ARE WRONG FOR THIS!!!!! 😆😭😭😭

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@segun_maximus

5 months

@grandpabbychuck Instagram? I see this shit on YouTube. Like the captions are too ridiculous to peak my curiosity. 😭

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Maximus the Crɛataur

@segun_maximus

2 years

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* Yay Toon Day *

@yay_tunes

2 years

Bald men thread . Please . Eye candies please get in here . 🙌🙌🙌. Nobody badder than !!!!

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@thablackboii

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@segun_maximus

1 year

Awesome sunny day!!! Good day to ride innit?

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@segun_maximus

3 months

Everytime dark side, dark side! These folk are flourishing with this so called “dark side”. Is it that our dark side in Nigeria isn’t authentic or we have too many religious institutions so our dark side isn’t deemed fit for the prosperity it usually comes with??? 😭

Morris Monye

@Morris_Monye

3 months

When they say God is not real, it makes me laugh The Olympics opening ceremony riddled with satanic symbolism means there is a dark side of the world. Some dark power controls the affairs of the world. If there is a dark force then there is a good force. Good and evil

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@segun_maximus

6 months

Sometimes I can look like a normal person..... 🌚

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@segun_maximus

7 months

See what algorithm threw into my pinterest feed. 😅😅😅

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@segun_maximus

2 years

This person understands film-making. Looking forward to the next project.

Agaba.

@DikaOfoma

2 years

My short film A JAPA TALE is now live on YouTube. Please watch here: Thank you.

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@segun_maximus

8 months

Simple and sorta artsy.

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@segun_maximus

9 months

@MsNwangwa @BigBadReni Your last line is quite a wild assumption. Is the term “air head” a joke to you? 😭

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@segun_maximus

2 years

Lmao!!!! The hater stage. This is when you know you’re blown blown. 😂😂😂

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@lonzobob

2 years

layi is mid lol. u ppl should calm down w the hype

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@segun_maximus

1 year

This is the part where someone says awwwwww and gifts me AirPods. Come on guys!!! Didn’t I do it right? 🧎🏽

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@segun_maximus

3 months

A child born to unmarried parents is a .... child. There are millions of couples that co-habit and have children and are not married. I think you are trying to use a term meant for an individual that abandons a child he/she birthed and is responsible for.

whitney

@Sailwhitney

3 months

The generation has truly forgotten the meaning of the word “Bastard” because baby mama culture is now so acceptable. A child born to unmarried parents or out of wedlock is a what?

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@segun_maximus

6 months

He engaged her in respectful dialogue and she’s feeling the vibe. Have you seen how an average Nigerian man approaches a woman? You must not be from around here. 🤣

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@Dammy_drey_

6 months

Don’t know why it’s never this easy in Nigeria.

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@segun_maximus

2 years

In my waka around Lagos today I had interesting convos with regular everyday people. Bottom line is that, I hope sanwizzy has packed his duffel bag. 😭😂😂😂

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