køkø benø 🧛🏾‍♂️ @samuoeno Twitter profile

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køkø benø 🧛🏾‍♂️

5 months

Doesn’t matter if it’s 2pm, 10pm or 3am. Everytime I drive past this shop the q is always serious… is it actually that good, I’ve never tried it before??

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My fine dining

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@samuoeno

4 years

Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill

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4 years

Strength and conditioning for project Mbappe

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@samuoeno

4 years

When you agreed to do an extra shift at work and that day comes

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@samuoeno

5 years

On my way to annoy my mum when I’m bored

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@samuoeno

4 years

I was hesitant to tweet it cause I disappointed myself a lil bit but mans graduating uni with a 2:2 in sports psychology 😊😊

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@samuoeno

3 years

Cheeky £20 there, £30 there next thing you know you’ve spent 5 bills ina week

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@samuoeno

5 years

I can tell this kid is nothing but trouble

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5 years

what my assigned fbi agent sees through my front camera

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@samuoeno

11 months

How many of these woman know they’re being recorded.

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11 months

Weekend in manny lads ?

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@samuoeno

8 years

Twitter is undefeated.

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@samuoeno

6 years

😂😂😂 twitter really be lit

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3 years

Mandem I passed my driving test !!!🥳

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@samuoeno

3 years

Signed the contact today. I got my grad job, lovely start to the year🥳🥳

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@samuoeno

3 years

Just received an unconditional offer from my first choice uni for my masters 🥳🥳

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4 years

Pro black doesn’t mean anti white....

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@samuoeno

5 years

I wasn’t myself for months and barely anyone noticed 🥴

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@samuoeno

7 years

Only nunu can cause this 😭😭😭 #bkchatldn

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@samuoeno

8 years

'Baby I was only playing' 😂😂

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@samuoeno

6 years

When mandem be brushing for weeks and still see no waves 😂

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@samuoeno

5 years

One of the best series created

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@samuoeno

6 years

When you told your mum you’ll be home by 10 and it’s 9:59

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@samuoeno

7 years

Him: I'm going out with the boys Her:

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4 years

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5 years

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9 years

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@samuoeno

5 years

Why he let that nigga walk between him and his girl in the first place I will never understand 🤷🏾‍♂️

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5 years

This not okay 😒 I hate niggas

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@samuoeno

7 years

Are you really from London if you can't sleep on the train/bus and wake up when it's your stop

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@samuoeno

5 years

Me: Where should I put it ?? Mum: on my head olodo Me:

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@samuoeno

8 years

If you're going to use the toilet in a dream don't do it it's a trap truss me

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@samuoeno

6 years

My toxic trait is that I lose interest so quickly

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@samuoeno

3 years

The way my girl would tuck my head in if I tried this

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@samuoeno

4 years

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@samuoeno

3 months

Went for an interview Monday, they said they’ll get back to me on Wednesday due to more interviews… got the call today offering me the job 🥳🥳

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@samuoeno

5 years

This level of trust is immaculate

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5 years

New friend🥰

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@samuoeno

6 years

When you link your side ting, main ting and your wife in the same day 😂

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@samuoeno

7 years

When you see your boy with a girl that's not his girl

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@samuoeno

6 years

If God can rest on the 7th day why can’t the tl 😪😪

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@samuoeno

8 months

What does “mwah, no bars” even mean ??

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@samuoeno

7 years

When nunu said patten 😭😭😭😭 #bkchatldn

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@samuoeno

4 years

Anyone else watch H2o: just add water 😭

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@samuoeno

8 years

Your girl will have your back more times than your friends will

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@samuoeno

7 years

@shuayyb This was the plug

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@samuoeno

6 years

When you’re sending a vn and it deletes so you have to fake the energy and do it again 😅

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@samuoeno

5 years

But as friends >>>>

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@samuoeno

8 years

When you wake up to African music on a Saturday and you know you're spending the whole day cleaning

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@samuoeno

3 years

I miss the uni library vibes mehn

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@samuoeno

4 years

Snowball fights in secondary was deadly 😭

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@samuoeno

4 years

Am I bugging or is that a fork 😂

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4 years

Anyways guys should I start my sprinkle cake business?? 🙈🙈🌚

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@samuoeno

3 years

“Ima make it back” is killing my bank account

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@samuoeno

7 years

Your MCM can't afford to let you keep his hoodie cause he only has two. Have a blessed Sunday 😌

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@samuoeno

8 years

Secure a peng ting and ghost... they forget to add 'fight the mandem trying to steal her from you' 😪

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@samuoeno

5 years

When your mum is still conversing with her friend after church

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@samuoeno

8 years

Black girls are truly a blessing 😩😩gotta love all em

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@samuoeno

5 years

This is how to say hello ??

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@samuoeno

6 years

Neymar was too rattled 😂😂😂

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@samuoeno

4 years

What’s that tv show that goes “64 64 64 zoo lane” ??

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@samuoeno

8 years

When you on the phone with Bae 💯

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@samuoeno

3 years

My girl is so pretty fr idk how I got so lucky

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@samuoeno

3 years

For a second I thought she gained weight 💀

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@samuoeno

5 years

@_NazMs I don’t think you lot are deeping how rude this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@mutoni_k

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@samuoeno

5 years

United fans watching Liverpool, spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal in European finals 😂

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@samuoeno

5 years

This month will be a month full of blessings and congratulations. Claim it

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@samuoeno

8 years

When you see the girl that told your ex you cheated

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@samuoeno

7 years

Puts bacon in the frying pan :the oil

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@samuoeno

4 years

@e6madeit

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@samuoeno

3 years

I thought he was a human size chicken 😭😭😭

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3 years

Gaara quand il se baladait avec son tonneau de sable dans Sunna

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@samuoeno

6 years

I miss you.... but it is what it is

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@samuoeno

3 years

Jake didn’t even try to keep her, that’s how you know he don’t like her

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@samuoeno

6 years

@gideon10k @_DJR9 Drogbaaaaaaaaaa

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@samuoeno

9 years

Me fr fr

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@samuoeno

6 years

If I ever become a roadman this is my first purchase

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6 years

These gloves can withstand knives, glass, fire, and anything you can throw at them 🧤

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@samuoeno

7 years

Who does a man love more, the woman he's honest to or the woman he lies to ?

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@samuoeno

5 years

I promise you you’re not a celeb for me to be subscribed.

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@samuoeno

5 years

Is Belle from south ??

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@samuoeno

5 years

If you’re voting for molly and tommy unfollow me 🙂

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@samuoeno

8 years

Without south.. what would london be like 🤔

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@samuoeno

6 years

Before you call me ask yourself, would I smile at the fact you’re disturbing me

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@samuoeno

4 years

“How’s 2021 going so far”

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@samuoeno

9 years

There's always gonna be bad times but you got to get through them 💍💞

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@samuoeno

4 years

I’m a whole simp for my girl

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@samuoeno

6 years

When you’re bunning a zoot at 3 in the morning then a fox comes around the corner

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5 years

When you add “personally, I wouldn’t have that” in a tense situation

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7 years

I pray all my REAL friends are successful in life 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@samuoeno

7 years

Twitter caught another body.

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@samuoeno

5 years

Girls that think every mandem is tryna move to them are bare weird

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5 years

Sharing tweets with you is my love language

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3 years

Someone said Millie mumu 😂😂😂

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@samuoeno

6 years

God forgive me but I cannot laugh alone 😂😂😂

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@samuoeno

4 years

This uni work needs to complete itself

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@samuoeno

3 years

Jake is that guy you call when you wanna make bad decision but feel bad about it

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@samuoeno

8 years

The prettier the girl the more stress she brings.

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@samuoeno

4 years

Modern family is a top tier show 😂

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@samuoeno

8 years

4-3-3 formation 🚶🏽

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3 years

Kaz v Tyler is gonna be box office

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@samuoeno

3 years

@kreptplaydirty @Eddie_Sho Why did you have to spell it like that 😂

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@samuoeno

4 years

It looked lit until the end 😑

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@samuoeno

4 years

Somehow I’d manage to fall on the floor and break my body 😪

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@samuoeno

5 years

As much as I dislike it at times I’m just happy I’m still breathing

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5 years

BOMBOCLAAT!

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