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My posts are for fun and do not in anyway reflect who or what I am. Bless you

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@SamNjugunaKE
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10 months
Can't risk😂
@ItsAnnNjeri
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Mbona most men huact weird wakiskia dem ako na mtoto?🤷‍♀️
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@AnyunguWanyungu Its safe to say men marry for convenience
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@SamNjugunaKE
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They pushed him away, made him an outsider, profiled him but he is now shaking the whole machinery. This man @WilliamsRuto should be studied in school. President Uhuru Alai Kesho Kindiki Oliver Mathenge Klopp Rails Atwoli Nairobi #KenyanElection2022 #ElectionsKE2022 #RutoThefifth
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@polo_kimanii Fungua ama nipite nayo😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
At the end, we are one nation. One people. tononoka KIEMS Kisumu Kibicho Nyayo Stadium Wajakoyah IEBC
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
I attended the azimio press briefing and that was not the normal azimio I know... People were so dull and sad. @SABINACHEGE Maina Kiai E in kcse Juliana Cherera atwoli Miguna Miguna Aoko #Embarrassing #matiangi rejected Divide by 100 Mathematics
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@SamNjugunaKE
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It's about to go down😂katambe sana @FredMuitiriri @ntvkenya Macharia Gaitho Malaya Moses Kuria Murkomen
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
@PeshKenya 😂😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 years
@XivTroy @Osama_otero Criss-cross the roads while changing routes to avoid been traced... Never greet anyone you don't know personally. Even if it's an old grandma. Thieves grow old too...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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5 months
@wa_wangechi @jamessmat Nothing much to expect from a man bearing his mother's name😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
@BrendahTabithah The law is very clear... Hakuna kuanza game 1-0. You trash the good guys then make a mistake then want them to take you as you are... Wacha ujeuri wewe 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
@Ssss7ssss4 @ntvkenya Sasawa side chick wa Chebukati...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
@prince_keli @Lwangees The fact that I was in the same class with the one in pink and now she can't even breath my way...Weeuh😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@Kimuzi_ Motivation time by our very Texas based masculinity teacher 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@gidikariuki Niggah came with a gun in a knife fight 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Juliana Cherera has stated that the commission didn't not agree with the results. Are they supposed to agree with the results or be satisfied with the process? Sielewi... Maina Kiai E in KCSEatwoli Miguna Miguna Aoko #Embarrassing #matiangi rejected Divide by 100 Mathematics
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@NOTNYAMBURA Never to be forgotten
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@Lsankei99 Dude has a Samsung fold series and always walls with a powerbank....leo usiku ni missiles tu😂na ataanza na jamaa wa murima
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 years
@BravinYuri @KBonimtetezi You're telling someone who has no power to table a motion of impeachment 😂😂😂ako tu na uwezo ya kutupa mawe 'bedroom'
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@SamNjugunaKE
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5 months
In such moments, we miss his presence as the Head of state.... Kibochi JKIA CDF Ogolla Rest In Peace RIP
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@mbiti_mwondi @DenverKulecho Good advice, but she's now talking out of emotions... honestlythis is positive fatherly criticism, but anyways, you can't save a dying horse
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@wangecike_ Some things have a very interesting way of aligning themselves....on this hutaskia feminists saying anything. Wait until the woman is the victim
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@GachambiNderit2 In everything you do, don't be poor in this country
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@SamNjugunaKE
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10 months
@jeanbrendah No, am in my mid 20s but I have friends in their 30s, 40s, 50s and I enjoy their company and advice
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@MrRightke @Samko_Autos Uhuru, Matiangi and Murathe right now😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Uncle Chebukati is a genius. He has made everyone a mathematician as he work in peace with zero pressure. Trends: Tuju Check NTV William Ruto Pauline Njoroge Doyen Isaac Ruto Dennis Waweru HAPPENING NOW Dennis Itumbi Royal Media Raila Odinga Have
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 months
@KarungoThangwa This tribal politics is a huge menance in this country....
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 month
@FauzKhalid So on one hand we don't want corruption and on the other we should pardon those involved in it😂new Singapore it is
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@SamNjugunaKE
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6 months
@humuorn_ I have....the place is full of Kenya's and East Africa history...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
@itsgoddie_ Pale kwa line ya supermetro... Niaje madam, hii line ni refu. Si nikukatie? 😂😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Prepare the way... Uncle Doyen is about to give us joy and heart breaks..😂 Cha muhimu ni amani. Trends; Matiangi Rigging Junet Joho Ruto the 5th Citizen TV Pauline njoroge Kuria #KenyaDecides2022 Disembe Bomas #ElectionsKE2022
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Prophetic? Time will tell... Riggy G SHAME ON YOU Kindiki Kinuthia 34As Abdi Guyo #Odinga Ngirici #Presidentelect #kenyaelections2022
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
How can @Senate_KE suddenly be very clever? Suddenly? Aah wapi😂 @DrBKhalwale @Aaroncheruiyot @edwinsifuna @ledamalekina Aaron Cheruyot Apology Timba OX #GenZApprovedPartyPlace
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@Kimuzi_ @HEBabuOwino amenifurahisha... That guy really believed he will be a CS of interior or education. Enyewe ukiweka siasa kwa roho utachizi
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@K24Tv You will tell them you were trying to disrupt a peaceful protest staged to advocate for a proper life in the country. You will tell them they are been taxed because you enabled the taxers to win against peaceful young people..
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 month
@AokoOtieno_ @ivyateko_ingati @CliffOmbeta1 😂get arrested, give sob stories, have a contribution and boom mtu ametoka block..game of town @_oduk
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@CaptainOchenge I agree...as a trained journalist in such situations you need to have a valid press card from @MediaCouncilK and a press half jacket.
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@Iamnjoki Maitu nyogithia🥰😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@GachambiNderit2 What's real in this country? 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@Wanjiru_Ngugii We ain't getting out of this earth alive
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Kwa local pale kamakis after a long day of looting Northlands goats... Brookside Jayden #Demonstration Makau Mutua Winnie Odinga
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
The country has over time embraced the empowerment of women. But listening to her am more convinced they should just remain in the kitchen... Chebukati Aoko Ledama Oscar Sudi Homabay Havi Joho CJ Koome Shawry #Embarrassing #RigathiGachagua COTU Atwoli
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@LizzieAdoresRay I'm in campus now and under 30. My chances of bagging a woman in my age gap is close to zero. Why? Because she wants someone with money to treat her and all. Now when she wants to settle she'll want me to choose her? After sleeping with men my father's age? Nope...game is game
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Quick reminder that the lady of the moment Juliana Cherera is an ex primary school teacher. How she got to be the VC of iebc still baffles me. Maina Kiai E in kcse Juliana Cherera atwoli Miguna Miguna Aoko #Embarrassing #matiangi rejected Divide by 100 Mathematics
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@Josh001J The honey is sweet whether you opened the lid or found it open
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
You've taken the batton, don't take us back to the old days of Moi regime. Make this country work for the sake of our children. Congratulations WSR Trends: The 4 Orengo Nairobi CBD Where is Baba Article 138 Atwoli Balala Miguna Miguna Kivuitu #joho Opaque #KenyanElection2022
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@FauzKhalid No one called for an edit of the bill. We want it rejected in totality...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@ShankiAustine The mountain one's will even fix you an appointment with the most high
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@5peopleke Sheria inakuwaga simple...don't mix business with pleasure, but decki ni nani😂but that shiro though daamn🥰
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@musyokimusyoka_ Ngoja usikie ule Jamaa akiambia wazungu our giraffes play golf 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@Kaysparks_ Good heart leave it at home....never ever give someone your phone to make a call, never...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 years
@Salma_zeinab It feels great having two heads though they work contrary to each other😂😂😂😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@Adele_lide @gabrieloguda There's a reason why women weren't allowed to vote, and why some communities saw it wise to cut women...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
Reminds me of this by @Makiadi_ 😂
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Unalipiwa rent na paro, kama hajatuma doo ya food utalala njaa wiki mzima. Alafu uko hapo kumsumbua na other expenses za kukulindia Mwanamke. Wacha kila mtu alindwe na Mzazi wake. Watu home wanadoz njaa wakutumie pesa ati ni ya project na kumbe project ni ku impress Madem. Nkt!
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1 year
That day is coming so fast and we will be there no matter what. 😂 Jackie Maribe Uhuru Apply Now Moses Kuria Ruto Lydia Wakadinali Nyeri #LGBTQ
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
What has SC @orengo_james done? 😂 Lee Funeral Home Miguna Miguna #KCSE
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@Its_Roddie 😂😂accurate hypothesis
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 months
@BiancaNaom1 What do you expect from a community whose men are named after their mothers?😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Irregardless of the political side we are, it gives a pleasure to see Kenyans continue to maintain peace at this time of the election section. Even the veterans are conceding defeat peacefully. Kanini Kega Aisha Jumwa Bungoma HNIB Citizen TV Itumbi Azimio Ledama #igathe
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@HonMoses_Kuria once said😂 Aoko Traitor Gabriel Oguda Stella Soy Lagat Attorney General
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
Security beefed up after they some time back withdrew it... Sometimes jifanye fala, @WilliamsRuto seem to have mastered the art... You should see Kibicho face right now 😂 dj evolve CJ Koome Oscar Sudi Aoko Ledama IEBC Commissioners COTU The 0.01% Joho Shawry Riggy G Chebukati
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 years
@Osama_otero @telehmani Chaos 3 vs 10... For the sacrifice of violence appeals the Lord's of d Bird app..(11) Add more fuel oh daughter of Zion for I am a consuming fire, the kingdom of Twitter suffereth violence and only the violent taketh d trophy home. (12) Bring forth your guns lets shed blood! Amen
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@ntvkenya And you honestly think we will sit down and listen to tribal jokes and senseless make up stand up comedy? 😂waah godspeed
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@methumuhia I need to show my mom this and make her understand you are a senator in this country 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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15 days
@_falsi1ke Marrying at a young age with no financial muscles. Worse is getting a kid when broke
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@5peopleke 😂😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@_fels1 Kwani uko nyeri?😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
@osoroKE @gidikariuki Akili mtu wangu..
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@SamNjugunaKE
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6 months
@Its_Roddie Men are only friends if it involves alcohol...kwa kujengana it's very rare upate mtu ako willing kukupea chance. Naona Moses Kuria amesema ukipea mtu job hujamfunza kufish, same guy took a murder suspect for a job
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@NjeriMuchina2 That's what happens when as a parent you don't show your kids what you do...that's why Indians will always beat us in business
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@RodgersKipembe Ni kijana ya nyumbani...2027 tena atakuwa debeni na atapita
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
@CSakwah I've read all these stories and campus exile and I can only imagine the success that awaits you in the near future. Even though we are in a country that doesn't value talents and innovations, you gonna make it either way.. Tuma number ya mpesa nibuy beer mbili angalau👏
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@SamNjugunaKE
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10 months
@laikasnewlife Nyota ya UK imezimwa na Rishi Sunak💔na ni kijana ya nyumbani jamani
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@Brisby__ Not to be tribal but luos have a reputation ya kuwa na kiburi kulipa nyumba, kelele na uchafu...Nobody wants that in 2023
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@SamNjugunaKE
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7 months
@Branicemercy Anything suspicious on my body naenda hospitali mbio...I made my mom do so as well dad ndio imekuwa ngumu
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
Mimi naona kama nitachukulia kura Kakamega just to vote for @KBonimtetezi .. Bwana gavana fanya kweli pale kwa follow button😃
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@_fels1 He knows the price of bread and fuel
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@_Mohkay @Ondivoh So the guy who took police shield what's the plan?😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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5 months
@C_NyaKundiH This is the same Githurai that enjoyed the sumptuous meal of chapati from the truthful men😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 months
@kingNyamu Na East Africa anthem too 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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10 months
@HonWetangula You make higher education for hustler inaccessible wenyu mnawapeleka abroad ndio maskini azidi juwa maskini tajiri atajirike zaidi...One day we will take back what's ours
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 months
@Its_Roddie Bro was even given a hint 😂 naaiiirobi
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
@polo_g_24 Dear God and your son @Goddie_Ke
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@SamNjugunaKE
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2 years
@Kenyans @ledamalekina pea yeye kitu 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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4 years
@LarryMadowo It's because of you Larry Madowo, that I and so many young people set their goals high and work towards it's eventual discovery. Keep shining mentor... What a use of your years..
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@BravinYuri He has already done it and possed a question if it is bad for him to force Uhuru to be President..😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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11 months
@osoroKE Nanyonga kwanza for clear conscious then I dived the money ndio ata nikishikwa hawatapata zote, then I go under limelight for 1 year before relocating to Uganda
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@SingoeiAKorir @RISSNetherlands Wenyu mnawapeleka international schools wasome waje watutese as you mess up our education systems ndio maskini abaki kuwa maskini....a time will come
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@SamNjugunaKE
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8 months
@carltonkitheka1 Another L for the year of our Lord Jesus christ 2024😂💔we move
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@Its_Roddie Kuna mtu alisema once in a while mlishe kofi for reset purposes 😂
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@Kenyans Set him up before firing him...Nice move
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@SamNjugunaKE
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3 years
@amerix A lion won't apologize for roaring..
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@Goddie_Ke Kuna time maboys shule walisneak kuenda girls school alafu wapitie disco matanga, the first mission was succesful until they went to disco matanga and they were served tea with the deputy principal. Jamaa aliwaambia kuleni mziki na msisahau kurudi shule 😂good times those ones...
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@SamNjugunaKE
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@Son_of_Laikipia Samidoh Mike Rua Muigai Wa Njoroge Bishop JJ Bishop Kiengei Joyce Wa Mama Waithaka Wa Jane All Kikuyu radio/presenters @Jeff_KuriaM
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1 year
@izkctm 😂come to think of it hajakosea sana
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@SamNjugunaKE
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1 year
@Josh001J According to narcos series I've watched, one becomes that close and loyal when they handle your dirty business and can never break even when testices are crushed...sijasema kitu 😂
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