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Rui Kirisame: The Professional Shut-in

@Rui_kirisame

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I talk a lot of shit. Sometimes it's funny shit, other times it's depressing shit. Still want to fucking die though.

Setúbal, Portugal
Joined November 2014
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@Rui_kirisame
Rui Kirisame: The Professional Shut-in
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@KennyLauderdal3 This pattern shouldn't even be happening in my opinion. Fucking hate this timeline
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@blewglass "thank you sir, the voices were getting louder for a second"
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@mimisannn33 if you didn't say anything, i would have never known that you did all that art for sun project. i really liked your art and i got sad when you stoppped drawing all of the sudden on that account
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@Rui_kirisame
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@FIashingForward @IronicLark Keep in mind that nameless security guy slapped a cactus. Not the pot, the actual plant! Absolute madlad
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@Rui_kirisame
Rui Kirisame: The Professional Shut-in
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@irishlovemonkey @CaspersGhost3 @navjotpkaur @JonathanCohn Oh? So, women in their 20s are children? Something tells me you didn't think that through...
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@smonkerino Dude just looked at the fat guy and went "you... You'll do nicely"
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@candyhorns_ @peta If only gay sass could destroy PETA. the world would be so much better
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@Gryphman @hazalea_ @Random_Factor RBG Justice whispers: do it. It'll be funny
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@herumlyna @CassClaymore Such a bountiful harvest
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@Rui_kirisame
Rui Kirisame: The Professional Shut-in
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@rickenishere i have to climb out of this rank. you could say it's... my struggle
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@Rui_kirisame
Rui Kirisame: The Professional Shut-in
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@ChainsawZero @FizzySenpai Nothing would get done. They would just watch movies together and treat their time like a highschool writer's club instead of actually working
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@BepDelta @InfinitumAnanas @GamesNosh I'm surprised corporation man didn't split the logo color scheme in 2 and said "it might be pride month but due to recent events, we felt like we should raise awareness of the struggles regarding our black customers"
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@N_3kw0 "ohemgee that's so me (this game is problematic)" My honest reaction:
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@ItRainedMilk People forget that some bullies don't just stop when you make a tweet longer. Some just don't care
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@irishlovemonkey @CaspersGhost3 @navjotpkaur @JonathanCohn Then again, maybe that why women who as teachers usually go after little boys lol
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@tunaplus_c "Stand proud Aura, you're an animator." -Mappa CEO before sending her to the dungeon
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@FatJalter @woofwoman This is why some people shouldn't have too much money/power. Just trying to make up a bullshit reason to sue A ENTIRE STATE
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@Rui_kirisame
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@YouTubeCreators @Jawhnny_B @TeamYouTube Oh? Is that why you're going to remove the dislikes despite the community telling you not to do it? You know, like the community caption that someone people who were deaf NEEDED IN ORDER TO WATCH VIDEOS?
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@PoltFan69 People are not going to pass the chance to feel vindicated about this and mock the same people that told them to "just learn Japanese". I'm not saying it's correct, but I definitely understand.
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@baalbuddy Oh no, the dragon son... He's too precious for this world
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@CoveHeretic @LBGEEVEE The mask comes down when they spot another person
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@jaselenite "you have a weird font" Says the person putting emojis on their bio
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@CupperTheSecond she's innocent! she was manipulated!
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@BaggotGotBack @Sin_Salt Given how I think it's illegal to adapt something without the creator's approval , I think the question is "how much control does the original author have over the anime?"
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@KungFuMan316 Didn't know D4 was always online. Now it's not even worth pirating in my eyes.
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@LOCKHEED_F117 we're watching the kids slowly learn the meaning of words.
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@Aeljik @Makashura "A paycheck is a paycheck" And I hope they're getting fat stacks (since tipping is rude in Japan)
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@Umbra_Tet we should bully them into taking accountability. hell, get the parents involved too while we at it
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@YeetBsbakery @wing_of_night They put north korea at the bottom too. lol
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@LookAtMyMeat1 i remember making a tier about who would get the most porn and putting rodya on top because of obvious reason, only to have the game launch and she's the least popular out of the female sinners...
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@SophNar0747 For a holy symbol that's meant to protect oneself of unholy creatures, that crucifix sure did it's job
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@Gaohmee I knew a friend back in Angola who's girlfriend cheated on him with two guys. She was only with him to brag about getting black dick on social media. But sure, it's my friends fault for keeping the receipts and "discredit" her.
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@Jeans_TV "Anime is born out of creativity and as we all know, creative is a heresy. For it disrupts the work flow of the citizens. And by holy gospel of Stalin, praise be thy name "you got to work if you want to eat" " -Jason Unruhe, lecturing the starving masses
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@emmaegamboa Fornite Sasuke is the mid-way point between Regular Sasuke and Road To Naruto Sasuke
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@Q_Review Hey, aren't you the guy that made a video with a sex doll?
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@Zingus5 Don't forgive. Don't forget. He's a happy chaos player, they feel no remorse
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@BodyAttk @OutofVTubers The stare of disappointment... Poor lulu
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@mazzenilsson @dgaytandzhieva @MoonofA The soldiers just blank out and start moving like fucking terminators towards the noise source
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@liz_franczak @LivingScribe This year especially feels like nothing but premise for several boondocks episodes
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@ScrambledFaz She was right there atlus... You could have just made her a rival nahobino
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@FireSisterBee BROTHERS AND SISTERS! OUR TIME IS NOW! LET THE OLD WORLD PERISH AND IN RETURN, WE SHALL BECOME AS GODS AND REMAKE THIS BROKEN PLANET IN OUR IMAGE! A PERFECT IMAGE! A GLORIOUS IMAGE! WE SHALL RISE ANEW!!!
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@Xyznchro I'm surprised the monkey hasn't gone bananas yet.
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@BrittanyVenti Heads up. Keep doing these types of posts and Cover will use legal action against you. You don't want to be sued, right?
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@rangerzxd I guess we found the brainlet that made this shit
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@SourceLocator @shoe0nhead I just wanted to go to Mars...
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@SeedersPhD @thekingofbel I love how Kira's motivation for being a villain is her being forced back to elementary school after getting a Phd
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@OOCFighters So close... Yet so far
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@YugiohbutAI Even the a.i doesn't know what to do with this archetype. It just gave up
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@IronFistKing_ Neco arc getting popular was a mistake.
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@AimbotAimy I guess that's why she wants all the men gone. She that she can have all the little boys for herself.
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@GundamNoContext gotta love how every single choice is praising commies. whoever wrote these "multiple choices", i pity them
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@NeuroBrick >Be me, Sleeper agent >Successfully infiltrated CHAZ to steal stuff > see easy tent with no witness > it's locked > Thinking.exe > "I'll just use my Swiss army knife lol"
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@MackZackAttacks @franmm127 Sothis inside his head: "I can't blame you for not noticing. Most of the men who tried to hit on you were too old"
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@TrillMustDie 4chan is the true embodiment of humanity
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@JPT_Struggles the hatred for taxes is universal
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@crazyass_voca must have been an eye opening experience after Miku left. lol
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@Janime6 @Daiz42 So it boils down to American incompetence. Again. Great...
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@Actually_Tina i want to imagine that the Disney suits just had a fat folder that they dropped on the table for that moment
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@RaayaIsLost Oh no. Shiroko's reality just shattered.
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@GodDamnProtoman @Axelayer @RubberPritzell Geese probably saw what the smash community was like and chose to take the plunge
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@eeBAHeeCanales Do you think everytime he stares at the mirror, Rorschach stares back?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 gets doxxed, leaves the internet and still refuses to tone down the story. i wish her all the best in life
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@DitzyFlama @k315h1 When you finish someone with a raging demon
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@lewdcutiebooty @unicornmantis Librarians all around the galar region have this pokemon and no one can convince me otherwise
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@chaeronaea I don't care if you are in the right or wrong, what you did in that scenario was an absolute power move
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@PkmnShitPost @RYougoEGG If Pokémon were real and this happened, bet money someone would resort to murder. They would probably keep the house too
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@UltimaShadowX @franmm127 This is the second time his gaydar stuck gold.
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@HeroOfLightPKN Divine retribution
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@G0ffThew "that capitalism sure is making some worthwhile art. Yup." Says the corporate shill. If it's not worthwhile art, then why not pirate the ani- Oh.
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@RoonKolos @WildSmiled @netflix If it was. Priests would get a free pass
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@Ahoworksco "at a corpo's behest?" "No. Out of my own will!"
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@ClinicOfHorrors @pokurimio @Merryweatherey Don't to drugs kids, even if they are delivered by a blonde, happy go lucky doctor
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@KP24 @Twitter The best this about social medial (and the internet in general) is that you choose how much of your personal life is available to strangers. By implementing those rules you are ask, no... begging for people to doxx one another
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@shoe0nhead That's it, I'm cutting their wine supply.
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I wake up and the american riots have turned into a purged. Even if the police officer responsible for Mr.Floyd's death get arrested, this much civil unrest means that he has already won.
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@ElStacer im still not over the fact i sawthis. this was back when part 2 had 2-3 chapters
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@GiveMeBanHammer There's 3 types of people that join niji: The clueless The scumbags The ones that couldn't join hololive but feel like they need to join an agency to make money as a vtuber
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@RedMufflerMan idk where you heard yohi-p say that but it takes a few minutes of playing the game to disprove that. those cat girls in limsa make everyone feel like a minority
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@JordanGenesis24 Horizon Forbidden west devs when talking about elden ring
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@NeutralBH @funni_house That's no way to treat the emergency onahole.
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@LustrousDreams @JohnFrostHowl Alfonse: prince of Askr, member of the Order of Heroes, weed dealer, sex demon. Truly, a man of many talents
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@rebelinthefdg2 @mask_bastard the wind blows in mysterious ways
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@LPCantLose the funny thing about complaining about this is that we've been here way before 21 labcoat. Remember, vegito's 2L has him jump and slam his fist in the ground
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@mobpsychoyuri There's 2 types of project sekai players: - actual vocaloid fans that miss project diva - love live fans that accidentally adopted vocaloid because "they are not like the other girls"
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@Rimmy_Downunder Waking up to this is like getting hit in the face by a stop sign.
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@S0ulPriv @tuber_another potemkin is a man of few words when on duty. that man is focused
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@TickTimeSpirit @LilithLovett "what's that hobo doing in the office?" "Oh? That's Tim. He decided to live here after never managing to go through the smiling door."
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@DefNotMantis @muichirosenpaii im lowkey thinking it's bait
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@BIaziken2 and here i thought they were actually refering to insect sex.
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@Kyonko802 I'm mad at the censorship but I'm more mad at the fact that those black boxes don't have some Sci-fi glitch effect. I remember people calling the random light beams lazy back in the day but this is so much worse
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@turnupprince @SYACVG It's a hades clone meant to appease the Tumblr crowd, only for them to reject it and attack the devs because the villain is an manipulator... Even though the game had a trigger warning about that sort of thing at the very beginning
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