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10 months

This had to be the best birthday gift ever. @Sunneith covered my favorite song and turned me into a music video (as the protagonist's ded wife, no less) I lucked out with the most talented, thoughtful, amazing husband 🥹

Futile Devices (Sufjan Stevens Cover)

Happy Birthday, Nishtha Kanal. I love you.Recorded at the Beast India CompanyVocal production, Mix and Master by the Beast India Company

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@RootKanal

3 months

A boy accused me of hitting him with a water bottle in school once. The headmistress asked us both to get our diaries to complain to our respective parents. She opened the diaries to see we had the same surname, asked if we're related. "She's my sister" "Get out. Both of you"

Rituparna Chatterjee

@MasalaBai

3 months

My mother loves retelling this childhood story of mine about how I came home and complained that a classmate hit me with a bottle. My father on returning from office and hearing of it was furious and insisted she go and meet this child's parents the very next day. Mum tries to

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3 years

Found this on subtle curry traits and I'm losing my mind 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, SLAYER OF COMMENTATORS, WEILDER OF SWORDS!

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1 year

mfs will do everything but ban guns

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1 year

Bulletproof safe room in American classroom in case of a mass shooting. Doubles as a dry erase board.

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2 years

if you call this anything but pepsi, we have a problem

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3 years

I FUCKING LOVE YOU @D_DeGea

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2 years

How are you so wholesome @iamsrk 😭❤️

Barfi!

@barfisum

2 years

This SRK❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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5 months

bloody hell man. the state of the railways is depressing. you guys would've ripped the previous regime in half if you saw such dystopian shit 10 years ago. not a peep now.

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@aditheesh

6 months

This picture going to haunt me for a long time. This man standing on this pose on a UR compartment seperator for more than 24 hours on train no.12617 began on 11th April,24. One night passed, don't know how many nights he will stand like this. Felt very sad @RailMinIndia 1 of 2

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4 years

Uff @iamsrk in Deewana 😍😍😍

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6 years

I honoured the club after my own heart by working it into my wedding Mehendi. I love you @ManUtd 💖

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3 months

@saarrpost Suezkanal

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5 years

When I last spoke to Moeen Ali for #RCBUnplugged , he said that players like him needed to step up and deliver for the faith the fans had in the team. Let's just say that he sticks to his words @RCBTweets

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1 year

Dying 😂

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9 years

when only the girl's side has paid for the photographer http://t.co/NyssCDRPdn

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7 years

how fucking terrible

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5 years

the face of a man who would eat the likes of young, smalling and jones for fucking breakfast all by himself even today, at the tender age of 46

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5 years

Holy crap. This girl held for allegedly killing her adopted dad is wearing a tshirt that says 'papa ki pari'

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4 years

Kohli 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

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6 years

@Trevornoah Yo, the Apu accent and joking about Bollywood when it comes to India became old last century. I'm surprised you didn't throw in a butter chicken joke alongside to make it the holy trinity of the stereotype Indian gag.

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5 years

Can't get over yesterday's Derby win 😍😍😍 Crazy times with @ManUtdMumbai We love you @ManUtd !

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5 years

Indian dads after dinner: Dacarys

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3 years

only the real ones remember cartoon network turning into TNT

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2 years

cracks me up EVERY TIME

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5 years

i love this picture of douglas adams and @neilhimself so much. happy birthday, douglas! you'd have done so well in 2020

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5 months

this is so dystopian given that the PM was like a couple of kms away doing a roadshow while these guys had still not been able to extricate all the bodies from underneath that billboard. the value of human life in this country

Jeet Mashru

@mashrujeet

5 months

Update 10, Mumbai Billboard collapse: 🚨 Bodies of two more Citizens were pulled out this morning by the rescue team. 60-year-old Manoj Chansoria and 59-year-old Anita Chansoria have been declared brought dead at Rajawadi hospital, said BMC officials. 16 Citizens have lost

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3 years

still cheering for rafa like

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2 years

ZIMBABWE WIN THE MR BEAN DERBY

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2 years

Therapist: Cheeku Perez isn't real. He can't hurt you Cheeku Perez:

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4 years

someone edited tanishk bagchi's wiki entry lol

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5 years

😍😍😍😍😍

IndianPremierLeague

@IPL

5 years

Emotions galore ❤️ #VIVOIPL

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8 years

god said sachin-sehwag

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@virendersehwag

8 years

I asked God who is the Best Couple in this World ?

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6 months

Imagine saying most of you have not experienced hunger to people of a country ranking 111 in the hunger index. While you voluntarily went on a hike. In Europe. Tone deaf ultra pro max

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@cynical_ujval

6 months

Humble Porn, starring Narayana & Sudha.

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2 months

. @aaokaatlosab right on the money

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5 years

Jya vyakti la apan call kela aahe, toh sampark kshetra cha baher aahe

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4 years

Literally the only man on earth that can make this disaster kit look good

SPORF

@Sporf

4 years

👀 David Beckham has revealed @ManUtd ’s controversial new 3rd shirt on his Instagram. 🤔 Thoughts, United fans?

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2 years

for real guys, how is everyone's moms calling this gutter ka paani? HOW?

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3 years

I GOT VACCINATED! Extremely smooth process, was informed of what to do, what vaccine in getting etc. Kudos @mybmc . In and out in 35 odd mins

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4 years

♥

Shah Rukh Khan

@iamsrk

4 years

In these times it’s imp to make everyone around u working tirelessly for u.. not related to u.. perhaps even unknown to u... to feel they are not alone and by themselves. Let’s just make sure we all do our little bit to look after each other. India and all Indians are One Family.

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8 years

Spoke to @AarSee and the very dignified @gauravchopraa about the controversial eviction of Swami Om #bb10

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3 years

galti ho gayi, maaf kar do

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3 years

Only pyaar to you. Happy birthday @iamsrk ❤️❤️❤️

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7 years

Old people 69: tu mere pair daba, main tere dabata hoon

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3 years

Everyone's already posted this but you just can't get enough of the ball of the century 💔

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3 months

@MasalaBai Thank you for reminding me of the sheer insanity that was my school life 😭

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5 years

can't wait to watch this one!

Shah Rukh Khan

@iamsrk

5 years

The most fun I’ve had being interviewed. Thank u so much @Letterman for being so gracious and all happiness. U r a gentleman sir ! Also @netflix & @NetflixIndia for having me over at NY.

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2 years

I started photographing dogs in abandoned rickshaws

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2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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4 years

it's always a beautiful morning after united's won a game. against liverpool makes my morning even better. cheers lads

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5 years

Aishwarya at Cannes, living the high life with world media swooning while Vivek Oberoi making memes on Twitter. Levels.

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7 years

madar chodh? which one of my madrasi brothas did this? 😂😂😂

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5 years

@theofficenbc

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2 years

Justice 4 tuffy

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5 months

mans actually put BACKGROUND MUSIC to this. sir pls

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5 months

Visited and inspected the hoarding collapse accident site in Ghatkopar & oversaw the relief and rescue operations. The administration and NDRF team is speedily working here. An inquiry is already being ordered into the incident. Strict action will be taken against the culprits.

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4 years

actual therapists when influencers start charging 1.5k a pop to talk to them when they're feeling down

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5 years

Hey @Lays_India , I know we're usually disappointed when we open a packet of chips but you've outdone yourselves this time. Exactly 4 chips in this pack

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4 years

Reverse uno vibes

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4 years

China Confirms First Case Of UK Coronavirus Variant

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4 years

🎶 Woke up this morning feeling fine🎶 Couldn't have imagined we'd be ending this year on second place. Onwards!

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2 years

MANCHESTER IS BALD!!!!!!

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5 years

a short story

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7 years

Everywhere @Beermati and I have been to in Bali, we've been asked if we're friends with @iamsrk , since we're from bombay. They love him here

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3 years

Damn, @DaleSteyn62

Miraj

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3 years

FAQ on Dale Steyn's retirement. Best thing I've read in a while.

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3 years

too cool!

Sameer Nair

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3 years

Not just a Cadbury Ad! Way to go @DairyMilkIn #SRK #HappyDiwali

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6 years

Klopp: “It was a strange game. Man Utd injuries cost us our rhythm.”

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6 years

@NaaPakPassion @Trevornoah You sure showed us Indians by tweeting this, wow 👏

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1 year

hilarious story. we were to come back to bombay from our annual delhi trip. we head to the railway station and THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN TO ATTACH THE ENTIRE BOGEY WE WERE TO BE ON. school/office must be resumed (i was about 6) so we booked a flight for the next day. and took pics

Speedbird Julie ✈️🍾🥂❤️⛸️

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1 year

Palma, you?

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3 months

gulbadin really went

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4 years

every damn time

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4 years

If cardi B ever spoke they'd have to listen to WAP to research and heads would legit explode

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2 years

really hope @fancode can pick up some more non-PL/CL games. streaming was top notch, they have an app on jio STB and pay per view passes are amazingly priced

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6 years

Daaamn kids, Andhadhun is by far the best movie I've seen in a few years. Take a bow Sriram Raghavan, @ayushmannk . Tabu is ♥️

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6 years

ffs

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6 years

just ask for pocket money like the rest of us

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6 years

A 27-year-old man from India, wants to sue his parents for bringing him into this world without his consent. Raphael Samuel is an anti-natalist, they believe people should abstain from procreation as giving birth without asking for consent is morally wrong #PlanetHaaibo

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8 years

Oh my god, @iamsrk is hands down the funniest guy in Bollywood. I'd pay for a podcast where only he talks

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10 years

200 crore for a statue 150 crore for women's safety. *slow clap*

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4 months

luis diaz, put some respecc on sattu supari's name

LFC Transfer Room

@LFCTransferRoom

4 months

The lads being asked who their football lookalike is 😂 (📹 @JohnNellis )

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6 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Me, at the slightest inconvenience life throws at me

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3 years

some good news in this bleak timeline: managed to convince my 91 year old granny to get her first shot of vaccine today! went through the process like a champ

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5 years

how do they tweet this when frank lampard, ole gunnar solskjaer and zinedine zidane are currently managers?

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5 years

Your manager could never 😍 🔵 #mancity

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5 years

Open for surprise

Sourav Ganguly

@SGanguly99

5 years

Hello

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4 years

anyone else EXHAUSTED AS FUCK with this WFH business?

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7 years

*opens twitter*

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7 years

that's 'singlie' dumbass

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1 year

Absolute legend

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3 years

Love from BFernandes

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7 years

Watching @RanveerOfficial 's interview with anupama chopra and goddamn, I'm in love. Willing to forget he's an arsenal fan too. 😍😍😍

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@RootKanal

6 years

anyone: matlab? my brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it me: MATLAB MERA LAVDA

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1 year

antony when it's a simple 1v1

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6 years

@bhairavigoswami bhairavi, it's okay to use your grey cells once in a while before tweeting, you know. better still, it's totally okay to not tweet if you don't have anything productive to add to a narrative. the only one who seems to want their 5 mins of fame with a ridiculous POV is you.

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@RootKanal

7 years

yo, 1897 called. they don't want you back either

Shuchi Singh

@theshuchisingh

7 years

What some young people term as "mental illness" is often just a culmination of bad life choices and their inability to get their shit together.

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6 years

the only reason why y'all don't like kaju katli is because you've only had shit ones. find yourself better halwais. don't @ me

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5 years

Wow

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6 years

Caribbean kiska sasural hai? Jamaica

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2 years

#CelebrationGate

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6 years

Via WhatsApp 😭😭😭😭

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2 years

This is the most Connor thing that could happen 😭

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6 years

Swiggy guy: ma'am A wing? Me: yes A wing [10 mins later] Swiggy guy: ma'am which wing? Me: A wing [20 mins later] Swiggy guy: Haan ma'am I'm in B wing

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2 years

chochi bachhi ho kya?

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5 years

schrodinger's bhakt: don't paint a bad picture of india, the west will have a bad impression of the country "you western fucks don't understand the intricacies of the indian problems so stop reporting news about it. you're all wrong"

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5 years

Maxi was the first to welcome me to the family. He did so by climbing onto my bed and curling himself up in a ball, sitting on my feet. No amount of polite moving away of my legs, because I thought he was probably uncomfortable, would deter him. 1/9

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@RootKanal

2 years

LET HIM PLAY

Mufaddal Vohra

@mufaddal_vohra

2 years

Dog disturbs the play for a bit.

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