I'm saying if we keep playing
@MLB
games in Europe, people will grow to enjoy to baseball there, & soon all over the world. They'll know who wins the World Series & all of our methods for vetting spies will be useless.
This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.
@ShamsCharania
Challenge flags seem so formal/impersonal. Why can't we continue the tradition of verbally harassing officials? I, for one, look forward to my annual outbursts where two or three teammates have to restrain me before I get ejected.
Every year I get more and more terrified the NBA, hoping to be rid of me, will start the season and not tell me and I'll find out at home, on the couch, surfing Twitter while binging Bob's Burgers.
It's tweets like these that make me sit up in a cold sweat.
I've decided to haze the Magic rookies by making them get me the newest issues of National Geographic, Popular Science and The New Yorker when they come out and we're going to have a little magazine club and talk about what we've read.
It will be delightful and you can't join.
@InsideHoops
The car ride home from shootaround
Listening to some jamz on the radio
Discussing the Knuckles tv show trailer
The end of the car ride home
Climbing into bed for my nap
There's really too, too many. It's overwhelming.
It took me all night, but I went to Brook's place and knocked every one of his high scores off "Monster Bash" & replaced them with the name PEZ, the initials of my cat (Prince Edward Zephyr), who he hates.
Time well spent.
I was forced to shut off Star Trek so my family could watch the Bucks game and it had to go into Overtime.
@NBA
please end this game so I can watch TV freely again Thank You.
So excited to be a part of the Wizards family! I'm blessed to be going from one fantastic organization to another top notch organization. I wanna thank everybody in Milwaukee for my time there, but I can't wait for what lies ahead in DC!!!
Why are All Star Game Challanges limited to basketball? Can we get Giannis, Lebron and Steph going head to head on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?
Or, I guess, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Do that one instead.
I've been congratulated so many times on winning a championship this summer. I don't want to hurt anybodys feelings, so I've just been saying thanks. It's gotten to the point where I feel like I*have* won and I pensively ask myself "Is that all there is...?"
A little pleasure in life is being able to say ""God no" when people ask me if I'm Brook Lopez
Karma quickly comes back around when they insist I must be him as if there's no obvious alternative
...guess what I'm saying is I wish we had more nationally televised games last yr
I didn't want to mention this (because I'm selfish) but there's a mini-fridge full of Mickey ice cream bars and sandwiches in the players lounge. Wasn't going to say anything, but people are starting to use the lounge now. Secret is out dangit.
I've said it before but if you woke up from a 25 year coma and found out the Raptors, Cavs and Warriors have chips and the Bucks, Clippers and Nets are all contenders they would have to revive you again
Slightly disappointed AEG/Crypto.com Arena outbid the city of Boston, who was going to rename Staples Center "F*** The Lakers Go Pats" Performing Arts Center
If the NBA really wants the Ninja Headbands done with, they should have asked somebody like me to wear them. It would be like seeing Betty White dab or something. The trend would be *dead*
Think about it
@NBA
I would like to announce my decision to abstain from Team USA 2024 Olympic activities in order to avoid conflicts with my livestream of my Cheers/Fraiser/Wings/The Tortellis rewatch this summer. Please follow along at
I prayed on this for quite some time
Hoping if I sit here long enough pretending this is the Mexico pavilion, somebody will hand me a jarritos and Illuminations will start playing out of nowhere thru sheer force of will
This has all been very exciting, but this would be be so much more fun is done by Sorting Hat. There's no question in my mind Julius Randle is a Hufflepuff. Think about it Adam Silver....
Also, This is clearly a Disneyland Splash Mountain log. What, am I supposed to believe Disney World just switched over randomly? I sure hope someone got fired for that.
So I just had a dream that, prior to Orlando, the Bucks were going to do one of those cute team bonding things by putting us on a space shuttle and sending us to The Moon. I was going to claim the land in the name of my cat, Prince Edward. It was going to be a principality.
Thank you! It's true, I'm very close with Fonzie. You can check in on the two of us Wednesdays at 7:30. Who knows what crazy hijinks we'll get into!
#HappyDays2020
#FearTheDeer
How are there so many Haunted Mansion Funko Pops but like one from Tomorrowland? We at least need Sonny Eclipse, Father from Carousel of Progress, a two-pack of Timekeeper and Nine-Eye, and a 115-pack of America Sings
Jo is a classy, sophisticated gentleman that would be out of place nowhere in the world.
Brook once wore a 15 dollar Hufflpuff tie to a Clinton event.
You guess who I would rather be mistaken for.
@bennythebull
@Twitter
You can join Thunder, Hip Hop and the Brooklyn Knight at whatever dive bar unloved mascots hang out at til the NBA needs you again pal
Since we're riling each other up right now and I want to have some fun:
There is no Disney animated feature better than The Muppet Movie (1979). Maybe even no live action Disney flick.
I've had so many questions about who has the best hair on the
@cavs
. We're going to need some kind of weekly leader board, but favorites early on: Jarret, DG, Ricky. KLove with the salt & pepper is the darkhorse.
I'm just going to start telling people most of the teams I've played on have won a NBA title, and when they ask how that feels, I'll just say "Special".
It's technically true.
Be careful...our staff just put you on the scouting report.
-Driving to the rim with the right, getting to a killer jumper with the left
-Struggles against taller, German centers
-Do not set up with "yes, and"
I've been a
@nyknicks
fan since I was a little boy and have sat in row ZZ before. So to say this was an actual dream come true would be an understatement. Didn’t even put it on the bucket list because I didn’t think it was possible. Thank you
@thegarden
. Will never forget it.
I think I'm at the point in my NBA career where I have to start putting "Pro Basketballer" as my occupation on future tax returns, because the whole athletic part of "Pro Athlete" is getting away from me pretty quickly
I'm still weirded out by the disembodied crown noises during games. Surprised it took me this long, but why isn't there some kind of animatronic crowd? I mean, I'm picturing anthropomorphic bears, but they can be humans too if you're into that.
65 years today!!! Here I am at the 50th. We arrived around 4 a.m. and were queued up in DCA until Disneyland finally opened. This photo was taken by
@JasonBayer81
, who I actually wouldn't meet until a couple years ago!!! So I guess it really is a small world.....
Is there a movie soundtrack that compares to "The Muppet Movie"? Tough to beat "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday", "The Magic Store" and "Rainbow Connection". (The answer is "no".)
So funny to watch Steve Kerr grovel and pander when asked a simple question about China. He chocked, and looks weak and pathetic. Don’t want him at the White House!
These mascots walk amongst us, with our friends, with our families. When will enough be enough? When will one bad prank cross the line? When will we stand up, say "We've had enough" with these cowards?
I was handed this napkin today just as "Chicago" came up on shuffle. Whether coincidince, fate, or the fact every other napkin said the same, I'm fortunate to be able to say I lived there! Thanks
@chicagobulls