@Avicii_Queen
I was intensely loving this man, he carried my catfish peppersoup and be doing love with his landlady's daughter. He was even calling me 'sugarberry'. Diabetes kill you there.
Genesis my God will punish you.
@fdygbaja
@walase_
I'm sure Kenyans ain't running their best during those marathons. They just want to make the rest of world feel relevant by letting us run close to them. 😒
Please I'm taking orders for the weekend.
Chicken curry sauce 3k/litre
Nsala soup 3k/litre
Piom piom 1k/portion
P. S orders are taken 24 hours before Delivery or at most 6am on delivery date.
PAYMENT VALIDATES ORDER.
kindly RT, my customers are on your TL😌
RIP Mum💔
RIP Dad💔
It's way more difficult than I'd thought.
Mum, it's been almost 3 years but I see you everytime I close my eyes and now you are brought Dad along.
I really miss you but please just let me sleep without the sadness just one night💔.
@missybennyy
@WildChefHuman
I used to think people who want to or think about committing suicide does that for attention until the thought crossed my mind.
They just want to be heard and assured that there's hope.
You don't call them
'My driver' 'My gateman' 'My nanny' 'My laundryman' 'My maid'.
You call them, The driver, the gate an, the nanny, the laundryman, the maid.
They are not objects to be owned. You DON'T own a human.
Good morning Twitter! 😍
Please I'm begging you if you know you'll come in my DM with 'Hw ar yu', 'whts ur name', gud mornin', I will not reply you. I repeat I WILL NOT reply you. If you can't type in full then don't bother typing at all.
Good morning Twitter😌
@Mistakobz
😂 😂 I want to answer this questions but the market woman in me will just skip🤣.
Here's a few
Goatmeat
Assorted guy
Kpomo miracle
Glory Gizzard🤣
You followed me, I returned the favour only for you to unfollow me🤦♀️.
Is like you don't know my petty self creates time just to unfollow people like you😂... Ndi ara! Ndi ara ebè ní lè.
Dear people of God, I fell in the market this early morning 😩. Don't ask me what I went to do, the most important thing is that I fell in the public, inside the market with my waist 😩. Atleast I had my wig intact 😭...Ayam nuh cooking again laidis.
FULL TIME ISOLATION!!!
@UnclePamilerin
Code 4, code 4
Area is clear, over
You have 30 minutes to execute your mission, over
Proceed to the kitchen, over
Go go go, over
I'll be on the look out,
Over and out.
I don't want to look for trouble ooh... you see all these two minutes men?, you people don't have right to complain about a woman not been able to cook because is just waste of food and energy.🚶♀️🚶♀️
I'm in my house come and beat me😌
KITCHEN ASSISTANT NEEDED URGENTLY!
Should have a good knowledge of food
Location: Port Harcourt
AGE bracket: 16-22
Salary: Negotiable
Send a DM if interested or you know someone who is
Please RT if this comes to your timeline 😌
Please if you have a crush on me, kindly indicate let me see if I can crush back.
I want to be shouting 'God soon' instead of 'God when'.
Thank you for your cooperation 😌.