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What do you know about Qrisy?
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@justbiancaunno_ You should be arresred for attempted murder 😂
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Dear fellow men, please take time and learn how to cook for yourselves. Some women😬🙌
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How could Bobiwine let this happen?
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Dear @KCCAUG , should we wait for a life to be lost to take action? For over 2 years now, pedestrians continue to be exposed to such a life-threatening risk. The old taxi park needs a parameter metallic fencing oba that's the correct word but regardless 😒 Via @NansinguzaJ
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Lawyer at 25
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I kindly request all people who have fallen victim to missing flights due to corruption/extortion. Mention the names of those officers at Entebbe Airport
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My Gender never disappoints😂😂👋🏿
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Till we see daddy again🙏💔
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Naye tujjogedwa ku App eno😭🤧
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You had to be there 😂💀
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Kati Nebwentema ✊
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Y'all what happened to "Love your neighbour the way you love yourself?" 😂
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While cooking, am I the only who imagines and thinks "What if this Cylinder explodes?" 🥺☹️
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Mandem dressed easily, smart and so authentic but if it was a Ugandan artist, you would see them dressed mu gaganduala, engule, bi jacket bya disco lights ne bi boot. Anyway bebaffe
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Bambi ki Ssebo "Faded Influencer" 🥺
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Drop your handle if you're watching now🔥🔥🔥 #NBSSNL
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My Ride or Die ♥️
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At 25, this is my breakfast. Ntuyoo zange😊👏
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Retweet when you see it 😂💀
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If you bite your lower lip and you still don't look sexy, go for swearing in
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Irreplaceable music icons in UG 1. Bobi Wine 2. Maddox 3. Radio 4. Kafeero 5. Ragga Dee 6. Afrigo Band 7. Meseach Ssemakula
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But who invented eating this? Shit tastes so nice if well prepared🤭
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She's a vibe 🔥
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Being thick does not mean you're good for everyone, mutujjeko amasavu😏
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There's this TV station known as NBS, any words for it?
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2 years
I just wana head out to Legends for this platter with 5 random people 🥺
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How much is an onion that side?😶
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My girl 🦋 >>>>
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My girl >>>>
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Am I the only guy who fears buying Condoms? 😂🤦‍♂️
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Unemployed youth has been arrested in Mukono after Uncle Kens birthday
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"I'm the most handsome & only light skinned munyankole who supports Bobi Wine on UOT"💀
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My body count is 17 😳 and you? 😂
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I'm hosting a house Party in Bweyogerere and we're strictly playing Firebase Music for the Most loved artist and Generational Leader @HEBobiwine and my favourite song being Adam ne Kaawa #BobiWineAt40
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The way Ronald Mayinja is Silent, seems "Akalulu tekali ka Muzeeyi" 😂
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What do you know about Qrisy?
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3 years
Date a girl who doesn't see data as an expense for a man to cater for😂
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Mpozi where did we stop at? we resume ✊
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3 years
Our Oner breakfast came in at the right time. More wins @Atuhairecarol10 🥰
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Santo can't even finish one bottle of Nile, am done partying with kids😂👐
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You think not updating statuses on WhatsApp and Fleets on Twitter makes you Mature? 🤨
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Mbu DTG stands for Dumb Toothless Graduate, Eeh!! 👐
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When Spice Diana said "Osabula Boomu nga aba Taliban," She knew what was coming.
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A broke single mother is a strong woman but a broke single father is perceived as a failure & useless Damn😭
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Optimus Prime was brainwashed by Quintessa who came to earth in search of an ancient staff. It's believed that Optimus is on earth along Kireka-Kyaliwajjala road and will rise again to join the existing battle between Autobots and Decepticons in June 2023. Rise of the Beasts 🤝
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VPNs with battery usage, Samsung tunamalako😭
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At 24, she's in a serious affair but there's you at 25+ still wilding at Cayenne 💀
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Most Itesots and Japs pronounce Bweyogerere as Byeyogerere.
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Mutungo's goat chilling with Big girls at Whispers 😂
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If you're below 27, chill serious affairs.
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Young King sometimes goes astray 😂👑
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I'm on a boda naye ndi quiet, omusajja ayogera ku struggle sinyega.
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I dare you to reply with a screenshot of your recent emojis😂💀
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Any disadvantages of being thick?
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May I never disappoint my woman like Arsenal 😭
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If she comes at your place and wipes off her lip stick, Tumbiza Sound😂👊🏿
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If you can't date me atleast let me hit it just once, Kamu bwekati🥵
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Uncle Ken is good at kissing but never tells. 😂
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But let me be honest about @eddykenzoficial and @HEBobiwine saga and in my own humble opinion without being sentimental and offending anyone who thinks differently but by looking into this matter from a distinctive perspective, I would say, I have nothing to say Courtesy 📸
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Every girl I fall for has a boyfriend😢💔
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Najjera1 apartments ain't for the weak, 800K per month and landlord wants 6 months full payment🥺
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"Scarcity attracts Value" 👊
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There's a thick brown beb who works with Airtel awo ku Garden city, Yarabi😭♥️
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There's a way Twitter does its things😂
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But Kafeero was a lyrical genius especially in his song Galenzi mwe where he said "Gyal yuh pum pum Comfortable" 👌
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May we receive a heavy down pour come 12th May from 6am till 6pm, Amen🙏
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What's "Omusezi" called in English?
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Bro, retweeting her tweets won't move her heart. Focus👊
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I just wana concentrate on loving thick ladies only😌
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What's the similarity between Northern Bypass and this Building?
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Today feels like a Monday
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My kid bro was watching a translated movie by VJ Junior and there's a part where he said "Nasooka amutwalila zili Zimagweno, zisakamazukii" and the boy is here asking me "But What's Magweno?" 😭💀
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But how were we colonized yet so fierce?
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Ki ekikuletaa mu church ne bi waist beads and anklets?
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I love this app 😂🤭
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"Sagulanyi will be charged for trying to kiss & failing to keep soso distance in court" ~ Onyango #Kyagulanyi4President
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Passport got, Visa received, air ticket clear Ndowooza kati nebwentema ✌️
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Ooh No 😂💀
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Why do women express their laughter with these emojis "😹😹😹?"
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How we shall be meeting girls in bungalows with strict parents
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A Pass for UOT PRESIDENT!! ✊
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Naye ani affuha egwanga lino? 😂
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3 years
What’s the best advice you’ve gotten from your parents?
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Ladies!! a guy being nice to you does not mean he wants to gets down into your pants😏
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With this flu wave allover town & campuses, no more kissing and hugging. Instead of that mini, Wear that Mask
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We're living the life, we're doing it right You're the girl with something good to celebrate. May good luck and happiness flow with you from good friends to one true love 🖤 Happy +1 my Lil Monster 🌶️
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Ffe ba original unruly 👊
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Names the two types of head you know😂
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Girls asking every dude they met at #PartyWithCalvin "Are you Calvin aka Darker Skin? "
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Guess, whose phone? 😂 💀
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Tomorrow at a certain Airstrip in Uganda 😂
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There's a thick workmate but work ethics can't let local man have a say🤭
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Single's Photo Dump😎 #SinglesMeeting
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I've learnt to embrace one thing, Don't drink and Text or Tweet😭🙌
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You ever feel like you're wasting someone's time but instead you're wasting yours😶
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There's a lady here at Kyadondo with a guy but she seems not comfortable, she's all looking around likes she's cheating if not blind date emusaze😂
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The Bobi Wine edits kill me, it never gets old😂🏌️‍♂️
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Ugandans who like & watch Formula 1 think they made it in life 😏
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My 6 recently used emojis 😊🙁😭🙏😳🥺
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Who told people that when you appear on TV, you become a celeb🤔
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