Phineas @PhineasX Twitter profile

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 month

I bet @greg16676935420 is having the best day ever today.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

9 months

@PicturesFoIder It's made of obsidian blocks. Legend has it, If you strike Flint near it, it turns into a nether portal.

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1 year

@NoContextHumans He's gonna be confused when he lands and has to fly on the other side of the street!

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1 year

@NoContextHumans Poor guy will have to learn another language too :(

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1 year

@PicturesFoIder Hopefully he can defend himself and keep his streak up.

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@PhineasX

1 year

@PicturesFoIder Tip culture. You know if they have an iPad as the cash register, you're going to have to tip for something you've never tipped for before.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@s8n I would go back to sleep and deal with it tomorrow.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@GoodReddit If he's in the room 16 hours a day, that leaves you 8 to get the job done. It's cutting it close but if you hurry you can pull it off.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@s8n How did they ask the shark how old it was?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@Dexerto It thinks airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars

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Phineas

@PhineasX

7 months

@crazednet @PicturesFoIder Really...

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@jk_rowling All the guys in your books are wearing dresses soo...

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 month

Guys how can I fix this before my wife gets home?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

9 months

@gorodoba @PicturesFoIder prove me wrong

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@NoContextHumans I ate 1 rice. Let's see if they notice

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@PhineasX

9 months

@PicturesFoIder This is why you should not drive underneath semi trucks

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@cringepicture The least you could do for society is take a shower

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@ShitpostGate That's not even fish anymore. Just carbon.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

3 months

@greg16676935420 You could add a SpaceX launch pad?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 month

@SpinninBackfist Early stoppage

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

It's made of obsidian blocks. Legend has it, If you strike Flint near it, it turns into a nether portal.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

2 months

@SpinninBackfist Early stoppage for sure

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@PhineasX

5 months

@messedupfoods You body hard resets

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@GoodReddit He leaves the room for 5 minutes. That's not long enough?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@InternetH0F This was his actual photo.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

3 months

@GigaBasedDad Happens a lot to us midwesterners.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@HumansNoContext We are the land of the free. Both pictures are true.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@Rainmaker1973 I don't think that's going to hold up well

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@PhineasX

11 months

@NoContextHumans North America

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@Ninja How about some hair dye and facial hair?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@tragicbirdapp Looks like an alien from the recently unclassified UFO docs

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

Today I learned how ceramic bowls are painted

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@alifarhat79 The photographer is really into it. Nobody else seems to notice.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

3 months

@s8n And owl do it again

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Phineas

@PhineasX

3 months

@DudespostingWs Someone shot me twice last night while I was trying to fix my car...

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@NoContextHumans Tipping. You know if they have an iPad for a cash register you're gonna have to tip for something you've never tipped for before.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@NoContextHumans Tipping. If they have an iPad, they're gonna try to make you tip for something you've never tipped for before.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NostalgiaFolder I can hear this picture

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@uncledoomer I went to Russia once. I got robbed by gypsies, saw drunken hobos killing each other, and ate some good food. I got the full experience

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@OrwellNGoode Can you feel them on your face right now? That little itch? That's them.

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@PhineasX

11 months

@OrwellNGoode Me looking at this meme you stole

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@interesting_aIl What is he hiding 💀

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@RogueRoyalle I'm a wizard

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

@s8n I wanna be like him when I grow up

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Phineas

@PhineasX

9 months

@OrwellNGoode Don't forget cool sticks

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NoContextHumans All the lost socks from your washing machine migrate there for a better life.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@HumansNoContext This guy traumatized an entire generation.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@brunojackhu3 @GoodReddit You could do it while he's sleeping 🤣

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@NostalgiaFolder I'm still riding the high off the time I won a free burrito 15 years ago

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@HumansNoContext Guys I think this is fake

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

Mechanic: Please describe the noise you car is making. Me:

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@NoContextHumans They invented this flag

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Phineas

@PhineasX

4 months

The meteor is cool and all, but don't forget what happened last time...

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@NoContextHumans Rumor has it that the Oklahoma Panhandle is where lost socks from dryers across the world go to start a new life.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@GoodReddit Felt that

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Phineas

@PhineasX

2 months

@interesting_aIl Imagine the smell

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@s8n They're wearing costumes. I don't think that's actually Mario and Luigi.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@Red31554051 @NoContextHumans Gengar

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@PicturesFoIder That's not even a tab, that's in his favorites!

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Phineas

@PhineasX

2 months

@NoContextHumans Helmet flew off lol

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@PhineasX

4 months

@MMAUNCENSORED1 @MikeChandlerMMA @KillCliff_FC

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Phineas

@PhineasX

9 months

@weirddalle The answer is always C

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

Why does this kid always look like someone just farted in his face?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@s8n People who dont put shopping karts back

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@NoContextHumans Okay but what does that spell 😬

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@Dexerto Still not downloading it

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

That feeling when you didn't contribute anything to the Zoom call but you still say "thanks good job everyone" at the end of the call.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@PicturesFoIder me looking at this post right now

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@greg16676935420 Here's mine

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@PhineasX

1 year

@Ooog___ @PicturesFoIder Right? I would much rather just pay more for the meal knowing the employee is getting paid fairly.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NostalgiaFolder The numa numa guy is my spirit animal.

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@PhineasX

5 months

Just scored a DS What should I play first?

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@OrwellNGoode Smashmouth was setting trends

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@s8n He would have to stop mid surgery to eat lunch

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@operagxofficial Thank you me and my 99 alt accounts will enjoy this

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@mulqgero @s8n Already done

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 month

@OrwellNGoode And poopi

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@PicturesFoIder When I was a kid I thought being an adult would be fun and I would get to do whatever I want.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@PicturesFoIder Just wait till this thing sets sail

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Phineas

@PhineasX

2 months

@SteveEmpire_ Did he survive?

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@PhineasX

7 months

@greg16676935420 Well sometimes I have six in one hand and half dozen in the other

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@PhineasX

4 months

@DudespostingWs More fun than whatever their girlfriends are up to

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@HumansNoContext I thought it was a hungry hungry hippo at first

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@PicturesFoIder What is my purpose? :(

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Phineas

@PhineasX

2 months

@HumansNoContext I knew a guy who only had one ball at birth. Which one would he use? The sign specifically says ballS. Plural.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

10 months

@past2present_x @Morbidful I heard you find the age of a shark by cutting him in half and counting the rings. Is that true?

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@PhineasX

9 months

@OrwellNGoode What the heck is patrol anyway

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Phineas

@PhineasX

9 months

@greg16676935420 Congrats on the great call greg!

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@greg16676935420 Never give up guys if I can do it you can too.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@greg16676935420 I do this with all my trash. You save millions by not paying the city for trash removal

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@NoContextHumans Beans on toast.

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@PhineasX

9 months

@Boyfrom0hio @PicturesFoIder It's true though

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@PhineasX

1 year

@GigaBasedTrad Look at her though, she loves it.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NoContextBrits YouTube premium

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Phineas

@PhineasX

5 months

@greg16676935420 He may never play football again. But he could probably still be a politician.

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@s8n Warm people with hugs

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 year

@greg16676935420 I made a fire in the fire pit

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NostalgiaFolder This show deserved more airtime

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Phineas

@PhineasX

11 months

@NoContextBrits Brits be like oi ets airy patta!!

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Phineas

@PhineasX

1 month

@SpinninBackfist Better performance than the Olympics!

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