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@OzzyAussieOtty

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@RubiiDragon @NotTheWoz_ Keanu when the pewdiepie chungus uses the infinity stones on the heccin chonkers 😳😂😂😂

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This is perhaps one of the most underrated transit systems in America

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Where does the belief that a backyard is essential for children come from?

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Fun fact: the 'QR' in QR codes stands for Queensland Rail. Queensland Rail invented QR codes in the 1990s to make identification of spare parts for rolling stock easier and more efficient.

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@DeisnerNate @OAlexanderDK Either afraid of an escalation, being thrown in jail/killed after Putin's speech, fleeing a potential coup, or simply a drill in case of a direct NATO/Russia war

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neurotypical tourism: "man, i can't wait to visit disney world and see all the places everyone else is going to" autistic tourism: "man, i can't wait to ride as many of the different rolling stock in this city as i can! do you know any secrets or quirks about the rail system?

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@ZubyMusic Why are fully vacced people always the ones most worried about Covid? Honestly struggling to understand

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@AJBlocker01 Fuck off racist cunt

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Trams with no overhead wires or constant ground level power supply for aesthetic reasons are fucking stupid. Just build the overhead wires, they aren't even that ugly y'all are just overreacting

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🎥🚈: Parramatta gets a glimpse of its future as the first light rail vehicle travels through CBD. Note the wire free section in the CBD where the vehicle is powered by an onboard energy storage system that recharges from the ground at some stops.

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Our tram just crashed.... Everyone's ok but that was scary

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@_gradinko No sane urbanist is advocating for no outdoor spaces for kids. In fact, higher density housing will leave more space for parkland and recreational spaces closer to where people live

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Australians abandoning sizzler was one of the worst things we did as a collective society

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@JewelsVEVO I mean public parks are typically safe places as well, and most apartments have them within walking distance

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why does brisbane refuse to acknowledge this is a bus

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is the 'great australian dream' really about living in cookie cutter homes in sweltering neighbourhoods without trees, and you need to drive for 10 minutes to access your basic needs? sounds like a miserable way to live ngl

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@BNODesk I live in Perth, and although this is only 1 case, 5 days lockdown is better than 1 year of rolling lockdowns.

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Why do some of you guys hate the Sydney Metro so much? It's probably the most modern, efficient and reliable system in the country and has slashed travel times massively compared to the legacy train system, and even more so than driving.

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8 months

Funny thing is if Chicago was an Australian city this would be a relatively non controversial take

Stephen Hoskins 🔰🏗️🧦🪩

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@sadBusdriver That's Chicago

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American light rail is like if someone couldn't decide whether to build a train or a tram system and went 'fuck it, why not do both'

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You know what would virtually eliminate the need for this runway? High. Speed. Rail.

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@Melair

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Melbourne Airport has received Federal Government approval for our third runway, enhancing aviation capacity for Victoria and creating thousands of jobs. More info: #melbourneairport #buildingyourairport #aviation

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97 year old Sydney train station still dispatches trains the old fashioned way

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Old fashion dispatching at Sydney Trains with a guard, a dispatcher, a white flag of surrender, and a whistle. Every departure. Every direction. And the guard hangs out open door while train arrives and departs. Not sure how Alstom or ONXpress would feel about that @WBMetro62

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NOOOO IT GOT COMMUNITY NOTED 😭😭😭

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Fun fact: the 'QR' in QR codes stands for Queensland Rail. Queensland Rail invented QR codes in the 1990s to make identification of spare parts for rolling stock easier and more efficient.

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Why exactly is it so hard to build a Melbourne airport rail link?

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@961iceberg Xenophobes aren't welcome. Please eff off

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@BusesAndBeers Los Santos, San Andreas

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HASAN NOOOO

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Keep in mind this map is from 2013, they had an airport rail link before even Perth or Melbourne!

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6 months

Japan would literally collapse as a country without immigration due to falling birth rates. Cry about it, weeb

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And so it begins. What a shame.

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3 years

@SteveAlexWalker @ActualAero @beltmenot Stop simping for a multibillion dollar company. Nintendo is hardly financially harmed by modders

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8 months

I'm sorry but Parramatta are such idiots for making their trams battery powered instead of overhead in the CBD

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@universe93 @JewelsVEVO If you build communities well then parks shouldn't be more than a 10 minute walk away

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2000s futurism in aussie train design needs to make a comeback

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Why do American urbanists talk almost solely about inner-city metros and not high-frequency suburban rail systems that serve both inner city and suburban residents, and would do far more to ease car dependence in sprawled-out cities?

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Is it bad that I think Melbourne (and all major Australian cities as well) are significantly better urbanism, transport and infrastructure wise than even just 10 years ago?

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Tony Jones made this statement to kick off the 3AW Mornings program on Friday. Do you agree with him? FULL COMMENTS 👉

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this is even gayer lmaooo

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@PopBase Oh nevermind.

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@Cazoperadag @Asher_Wolf She was alright, a bit frightened but otherwise okay. Had a bit of a chat with her afterwards

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WE MADE IT @rice_rust_belt The world's worst highway median station

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@TommoTheCabbit @floofycroatfox Submit this as ID

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I'm sorry Melby, but as long as you don't have electric intercity rail, decent track quality, 15 minute frequencies on most lines, a fully accessible tram fleet, and flippy seats you can never hope to compete with Sydney

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Australia literally went through worse lockdowns than America yet almost all our major cities have now surpassed pre-Covid levels of patronage. What the hell has happened to America?

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Why has America's transit recovery been so awful even multiple years post-COVID?

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@Ruslan_Palchuk @KyivIndependent NATO is for defence. They can't do anything unless attacked directly

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Forgotten Australian history: Due to environmental concerns, Western Australia prohibited the sale and production of honey in 1973, only lifting the ban in 2006.

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MR ANDREWS THERE'S BEEN A SECOND TRAM

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4 years

@fckeveryword This post was made by Karens

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@fgx195 There are so many cities around the world that have separate, incompatible rail systems with different purposes. London, for example has the Underground, Overground, Crossrail, DLR and National Rail all running within the city.

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This is me after 3 doses Pfizer on 20/8/21, 10/8/21 and 12/1/22, I was a very healthy 18 year old human. I am now a 6 foot tall bipedal otter and have an unnatural compulsion to ride trains and kiss men. No thanks to the Covid 'vaccines'! #scamdemic

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Dear Brisbane: If you're not gonna commit to building new infrastructure for your Olympics might as well just pull the pin on it and give it to a more deserving city

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Is it a bad thing that I'm pro-driverless trains for new systems? (like Sydney Metro, SRL, etc.) Full automation has been possible since the 60s, its safety has been proven, and is used successfully in many metro systems across the world.

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subway surfers 'sydney'

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Went on the 'trackless tram' Positives: Rides smoother than a regular bus, more capacity Negatives: Worse ride than a real tram, shit aircon, uncomfortable plastic seats, no Transperth fare integration and it's already wearing divots into the road.

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Anarcho-capitalism going just fine in Argentina...

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Argentina's Inflation is now 2x WORSE than Venezuela. 254% 🇦🇷 121% 🇻🇪

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If you know you know

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Look at this cutie bean uwuwuwuwu

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@MarkMcGowanMP The year is 2041. Mark McGowan is in his 6th term as WA premier and despite only 70 cases of COVID recorded worldwide and Australians vaccinated annually, he still requires Victorians to quarantine even after 19 years of no new cases

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Australian suburban rail network rankings 1. Sydney 2. Perth 3. Melbourne 4. Brisbane/SEQ 5. Adelaide

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overhead wires are sexy pantographs are sexy visible infrastructure is sexy

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@drvictoriafox There's a category of restrictions I like to call 'we're doing something' measures. They're usually annoying NPIs with little impact on spread but a pain in the ass for people and businesses. They're usually brought in to avoid public backlash over the lack of response

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@mikkel53529562 @RealYouTubeKids They rolled back the change that's why

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I hate Melbourne's unjustified paranoia around terrorism. -Clear plastic bins at all station platforms -No bins on platforms at Southern Cross -No photography in the City Loop Deeply unserious city.

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CUM TRAIN😳‼️‼️

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@MailOnline If we had the features of modern smartphones but with the durability of a Nokia 3310, man that would be epic

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I love Melbourne! Such a great place :3

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@TommyPickles200 Braced for impact

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Hot take: population density in between two major 5 mil+ cities shouldn't matter all that much when it comes to HSR, and especially so when it's one of the biggest air corridors in the world.

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@DrEricDing It's sad how for a lot of men to take this virus seriously we'd have to emphasise its potential effects on their dick rather than saving lives.

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@tradcatboy I'm from Perth

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@no2hater I had a backyard too growing up. But it was nowhere near as fun as walking down to the park and playing football or chase with my other friends when I was a kid

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Oskar in front of the Oscar train?😳

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perth if for some reason we chose to order double deck trains in the early 90s

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How are Brisbane and Adelaide with their crap rail systems above us??? And how is Canberra the least car dependent when the whole city was literally planned around the car?

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@ErinInTheMorn Don't jump to conclusions please. Even I 'like' stuff sometimes without immediately recognising the context.

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@kingkevdeb @rubbishlover @DeisnerNate @OAlexanderDK It's all quite speculative anyway, also tomorrow is the anniversary of the Crimea annexation, so a significant date for Russia

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@joshclark606 @AP Blood tests have shown no evidence of a virus causing it. Symptoms line up with some sort of chemical poisoning, but they haven't ruled out bacteria either. I'll be watching this closely

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Genuine question, why is competing with Qantas/Jetstar and Virgin essentially impossible in Australia? Surely to god as long as we have distant regional towns and no HSR linking our cities the airline market should be ripe for a competitive market, but it isn't?

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#BREAKING 🚨 Rex Airlines has gone into voluntary administration All flights between major airports have been cancelled with the domestic fleet of Boeing 737s grounded, while regional Saab 340 flights are continuing

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I survived bitches

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@Tozxo27 @mikkel53529562 @RealYouTubeKids Yeah

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Hot Melbourne take: State Library should have been considered part of Melbourne Central and Town Hall should have followed the Perth convention and be named something like 'Flinders Underground' and share platform numbering with Flinders Street

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i really hate this account

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joondalup line, winter '05 feat. @spd_bird 🎨 @TomDeFox

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The C-series makes the B-series look like a relic holy shit

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ain't no way... oskar with the oscar???

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@Azed__design @CharaspowerAI Pick up a pencil

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This is Oskar and he is very brave to put this bideo out there to show you how he lives everyday now. Full body fursuiting, boykissing and animal behaviour everyday now since he got vaccinated. The Government wants to ignore people like this instead of providing support

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For everyone ripping on me and my friend's reactions this is the first time we've both been involved in a somewhat significant accident on public transport. I've never had to deal with hitting a car in a bus or train in Perth before

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Our tram just crashed.... Everyone's ok but that was scary

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Some Blue Wolf

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This image is so funny because auto manufacturers are putting heated seats and infotainment behind pay walls. But enjoy your "freedoms" I guess

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@MarkMcGowanMP Open the borders

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@DrEricDing Mask up and keep it up

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Public suiting in Melbourne :3

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@sailorrooscout People keep downplaying antivirals. Their mechanism is different to vaccines, so even if vaccines fail, antivirals are VERY likely to work on Omi

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It's like the WA government deciding the Dockers and Eagles would be better off playing at that shithole in Subiaco instead of building Optus. Stadiums are good for cities, this seems like a massive missed opportunity.

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BREAKING The Brisbane Lions' hopes for a brand new home ground have been dashed by a shock rejection of a review into the 2032 Brisbane Olympics. STORY:

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I don't give a shit that it's only $2.95 because who THE FUCK wants to eat this shit

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@sailorrooscout It's sad this has to be said. To many Americans joking about themselves getting drafted to ukraine n shit

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There it is.... my home for the next 12 hours

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TRAIN OTT TRAIN OTT

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haiiiii! :3

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We always measure our cities' aresa and populations by their metro area and not city limits

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@kingkevdeb @rubbishlover @DeisnerNate @OAlexanderDK Government going to separate bunkers could possibly be due to coup fears and ensures if one part of the govt goes down the other 2 are still there

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